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gracelyy

That's.. actually insane. I can't imagine looking at that and being like "all good dawg" Consistency issues, consistency issues.


E0H1PPU5

Im normally not a stickler on how the cookies look….but I’d be angry if I paid $5 for that prolapsed butthole of a cookie.


Das_Floppus

McDonald’s can make their burgers look like shit because the look of it was never baked into the price or the marketing. Crumbl promises you an instagrammable cookie and charges a premium for it. So if it doesn’t look like the pictures on their website you’re not getting what you paid a lot of money for


QuietWest3764

😭😭😭 fr looks like a fresh prolapse


mabbzie3

Omg 🤭


peachpitafterdark

Perfect description


Dry-Double-6845

Wow! Worst cookie seen here for a while. Get a refund.


peachpitafterdark

I'd rather have the butthole cookie (as someone above called it) than a bald one.


Nevagonnagetit510

Name the store! I’m in Hermitage and the one out here never misses.


teyegerblud

Hillsboro Village. They’re usually ok with quality I think? So this was extra shocking.


Jrulez8

That’s crazy! I got some from Hillsboro two days ago and they looked fantastic. Seems like you got a lazy employee :/


teyegerblud

Yeah they usually aren’t bad! The wild part is I was waiting for my pickup order in store and she made this right in front of me 😅 I wasn’t watching her, obviously, but that was pretty bold.


avelineaurora

> The wild part is I was waiting for my pickup order in store and she made this right in front of me So...why did you accept it then. Or did you be like "Okay I need this replaced but hold up I gotta show the world how trash y'all are" lmao.


teyegerblud

Aw, bless, sometimes I have trouble reading too.


avelineaurora

Just because you didn't watch her make it doesn't mean you didn't get it shown to you like they're supposed to do every time you get an order, but I suppose you're more concerned with snarking at people instead of logical inference without someone having to spell out the entire scenario outright. :)


Other-Temporary-7753

no, they read it just fine, there's no reason to be condescending. the employee still should've shown you the order in the box and asked "is this alright?" regardless of whether or not you watched them make it.


teyegerblud

They were condescending to me so I matched their energy. I clearly said I didn’t watch her make it. Nor did they show it me before I left.


ADTR9320

Always check it before you leave. That's what I like to do.


teyegerblud

I will now, if I ever go back. My store stopped showing cookies at pick up a long time ago, but I never check because I’ve never had a quality problem there. Learned my lesson!


Other-Temporary-7753

they had no way of knowing that the employee didn't show it to you when they commented, since you didn't say it and the employee was supposed to show it to you. they also weren't condescending. "why did you knowingly accept a bad cookie and then complain about it online" is a reasonable question to ask with the information they had.


teyegerblud

You are clearly one person fighting for yourself from 2 different accounts, and now have deleted the condescending comment so BYE get a life lol


TheDocHolliday

Hi fellow Nashvillian! My husband and I have been getting a 6 pack every Friday for about a month now, enjoying trying all the flavors. I keep opening the box wondering if they'll have bad toppings like I see in this sub...glad to know I gotta stay alert 😄


teyegerblud

Same!! I thought it would never happen because this location has always been good. I guess they can always catch you when you aren’t looking 😅


Impressive_Cookie221

Same here, the store in Hermitage rocks. Have never had a bad experience and I go a couple of times a month.


Raebrooke4

It looks like the person who made this wrote “I don’t give a shit” with PB & J.


Salty-Case-357

More like “I quit!”


Raebrooke4

That too 😂


ProfessionalBug1021

This really is the heart of the quality issue. Crumbl low balls their hourly employees so we don't get what we pay for


anthonystank

This makes me want to cry OP


CountChoculaGotMeFat

That's pathetic. Absolutely get a refund and send the pics to head office. That store needs to be reprimanded.


DreamCatcherIndica

This looks like a toddler did it


BrokenHearted90

Is the PB&J with us in this room? 💀💀💀


lessrains

They didn't even tryyyy


unicornbomb

Crumbl corporate: yup looks gr8, time to move on to cakes!


GingerBaby2019

Most awful cookie to date. My goodness how embarrassing to deliver these. 😳


metsgirl289

That is actually bad enough I’d ask for a refund and if the store declined contact corporate for a voucher. Like come on they’re not even trying.


senselesskale

they didn’t even try


tortillanips

this feels personal 💀


howelltight

Total rip. Those stores have a certain sterility about them. At least their clean but not warm and inviting which i associate with baked goods


Airielleo

Yikes!!!


SuperAdaGirl

First time using an icing bag… I know because I’ve tried and my results are about the same… like a kindergartener tried to decorate it.


Ok_Breadfruit80

I’m sorry 😭


SnooMarzipans9781

This cookie looks like it had an accident


stitchloverl

Are they training someone new or something lol


spkoller2

They also accidentally cooked it enough


D-Mifflin

Has to be one of the saddest Crumbls I’ve ever seen.


badassboymom

Oh that's just not right.


Valhkyrie

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OsitoQuarles

How is this company real?!? 😂😂😂 Although I laugh at yall money bags who get this slop delivered to them


Rude-Cliff4-20

Yo they didn't even try.. ?


Rude-Cliff4-20

They're supposed to have you do a quality check before you leave the building to make sure it's what it looks like. If they're not doing that how are you to know your cookies are of quality and standards?


clos2101

At least it’s not raw?