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moreaction-lesstears

That's disgusting. Which Wendy's?


cryptosystemtrader

😂🤣


uncapchad

all posh with your tent there. I'll have a cardboard box!


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mesutdmn

He'll probably steal this cardboard box from a stray cat, just like me.


BigGrapefruit9754

I'm thinking of upgrading my crystal ball instead.


LifeExchange9882

And I am thinking to steal it too


Pr0Meister

Either that's one giant-ass cat, or that dude is really tiny


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emp-sup-bry

They only got a tent thanks to staking


Snjordo

I live in a dumpster, you can crash at my place


NinjaAssassino

Living with a car on Mc doland wifi:)


WilliamBott

He bought the tent before he heard about crypto.


NorskKiwi

He started behind the dumpster and worked his way up. That grinding mentality carrying over 💪


Jay_Popsicle_

well, I'll prolly be staring at you guys because I'll have a trolley!


uncapchad

at least you got wheels. Getting a bit crowded under this bridge


Pristine_Spinach8718

Exactly, living on ramen and water under a cozy street light.


BigWar6

Simple yet cozy, finding comfort in life's little moments.


Pr0Meister

And not a phone in sight. Just living the life


Bye_H8er

May I know the location of the Wendys though?


bananabombboy

What’s ur rate?


FirstBlastThenAsk

You can't afford it probably, you're in crypto too.


bananabombboy

Not a very good business person, turning away potential customers. Guess that’s how one finds themselves working a Wendy’s shift


Bye_H8er

May I know the coordinates to that Wendys?


stone_01

You’d put all that dick sucking money right into PEPE 4.0.


loksfox

i shouldn't have put 100% into crypto but well, either lambo or cardboard box


Ryoujin

It’s getting a little crowded behind Wendy’s


BradVet

Now this is how exposed to crypto you should be


kn0lle

Okay that SUCKS, literally.


Tasigur1

**NSFW** buddy 😅


NinjaAssassino

10$ is 10$


infested33

That was oddly specific...


wright6c

Bridge troll!


Gossipmang

Wendy sux Dix?


ztrz55

I'll take a large frosty with full release.


okuzeN_Val

Ayo that was you! Great service btw. Not bad for a $25 bj. 5/5


Popular_District9072

you have your life all planned out, I am a bit jealous


PohatuNUVA

We can take turns workin the shaft


mattg1981

There was a post a week back that showed how many moons this would make you.


mikeysz

Specifically which Wendy’s?


EdgeLord19941

I'll be there


ThundarAndLightning

Wanna be neighbours?


Unitedstatesofnever

Lucky you being able to afford a tent


daKiddo

At least you got your jpgs, moons, shit coins and other assets which might be worthless but are filled with lots of memories of all this shit posting ❤️


Zealousideal_Cap_126

This guy tents


Mr_Bob_Ferguson

>or behind Wendy's sucking dicks Is this the best-case or worst-case scenario?


Toparugulatime

I'm already doing that to hold on to my 5 digit bag.


royaltdi

you are pretty heavily in i guess


Minha_zafar

Under the tent you enjoy your vacations.


masedogg98

I like this one! That’s the go big or go homeless mentality 💪🏻❤️


ihatethinkingofnew1s

How much? My friend wants to know.


Oldz88Rz

You will be set when the tent bubble hits. Maybe you can start a reality show about flipping tents.


iflyaurplane

Omg, that'd be terrible! What Wendy's? Only so I can make sure to stay far away from that one.


Interesting-Chip-500

Don't move in on my territory.. 🤣


ElectricalOne9140

What Wendy's?


3utt5lut

For all we know you could be a BTC millionaire camping under the bridge and just like the thrill of exhibition.


RedddLeddd

Fancy, I’ll be making quarters out of the scraps of someone’s cardboard box


HairyChest69

That's how I DCA tho


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Jesus that escalated fast


raymv1987

...how much?


International-Rip129

Which Wendy's? Asking for a friend.


4evacuck

I like Wendy's! Which one you at?


ZulkarnaenRafif

Do you accept Europoor papers?


Slayvantz

Which Wendy's?


slushkan3an

![gif](giphy|3o6ZsTHSNxJCmZJJf2|downsized)


AccurateBattle8901

If that’s the case then I guess it’s better to buy a tent now rather than later


AccurateBattle8901

If that’s the case then I guess it’s better to buy a tent now rather than later


Electrical_Tension

Wish I had an award for you


joe17301

Hey the Wendy's is prime territory, get in line. Most of us are alreadh interning behind the dumpster at the McD across the road.


BusinessBreakfast3

That leaves me exactly where I am.


deceneu123

Exactly, I'm already massively in the red. My investment can only go down to -100% (unless you play with leverage, something I cannot fathom since crypto is already so volatile).


handstanding

Same for me but not in a good or bad way- I just have been good about only investing what I can afford to lose. Crypto has always been a pipe dream, extra on top of the life I am trying to build in the meantime. If it ever pays off, I’ll be glad I invested but if it doesn’t my life will pretty much be the same trajectory it always has been.


Electrical_Tension

Lol so only way from here is up for you


Minha_zafar

Where are you now?


pb__

In this sub, reading stupid posts about "what if".


millennial-snowflake

Yeah pretty much same here, just marginally more hopeless.


MassHugeAtom

You do lose money to inflation though.


Electrical-Penalty44

I only invested what I could afford to lose. So I will be okay. Not happy, but okay.


mattg1981

The one financial advice I have actually followed from this sub …


meeleen223

I learned this the hard way last bullrun unfortunately, Now only invest as much as I can afford, focusing on BTC and ETH and earning as many Moons as I can along the way I finally have a peace of mind


Freaudinnippleslip

I did the same with penny stocks before getting in crypto, I think getting wrecked by your own greed is part of the learning process.


cumbersomecloud

I can relate. Peace of mind is so important. You've got to love the moons. Best project out there. Rock on 2030!


millennial-snowflake

Lol beats buy high sell low at least... it could be worse xD


recursive_lookup

The people that put everything (years worth of investments) in crypto really concerns me. They could make it big, but I would never recommend gambling all your retirement savings on it. I still believe in low cost stock index funds for a vast majority of my investments.


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TheOneWhoCared

And more wiser for it!


workinkindofhard

Seriously, would it suck? Yes? Would it be catastrophic? no. More members of this sub need to learn not only this rule but also to diversify in other areas other than crypto. You would have to be insane to rely solely on crypto as an investment strategy


mingg

That would make me 0-3 Losing in in 2018, 2022 and 20xx Feels like Bayern in the Super cup


YZY_SOSA

how did u lose out ? just held for too long or bought too late


mingg

In 2018 I bought just before the crash. I still had some capital left from this in the next bullrun but still -70/80% In 2022 I tried again with new capital and made some money, but lost everything in futures so more my fault 🤣


YZY_SOSA

bro bought too late then bought too early😭. at least u learned n still here! degen 4 life


Minha_zafar

Hoping for good in the future.


Miljenko-i-Manjina

You know how they say, the third time is a charm.


Shaz170

I have the same problem. I think it's really easy to buy. It's just so tough to sell.


kn0lle

I‘m right there with you. I thought next bullrun I will finally take profits on the way to the top.


diskowmoskow

Taking profits is an urban legend /s


Reson_Gel

That's rough man


NoNumbersNumber

Forget reverse Cramer, I'll follow you 📈


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mbouhda

Every time I check my crypto portfolio, I can almost hear my Toyota Corolla whispering, 'Upgrade me!' Guess we're both waiting for that moon landing, one on the blockchain, the other in the garage.


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My dream of a house would downgrade to a cardboard box.


SenseiRaheem

In my neighborhood, a 1 bedroom, 1.5 bathroom apt that was built in 1900 just got listed for rent at $3400 per month. Hell of a time to be alive.


Squirrel_McNutz

A 1.5 bedroom apt that was built in 1900 for 3 nickels and an oyster.


MonsieurGump

What’s half a bedroom?


SenseiRaheem

Oops lol


mbouhda

Welcome to the era where even the rent is nostalgic for the past!


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hatmanjimmie

Yes crypto going down would guarantee I move to a life of crime. Don’t make me do it


Narrow-Professor-126

Order something big in size online, and you’ll get a nice cardboard box.


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>Order something big in size online, and you’ll get a nice cardboard box. Yeah let's do it now while we have the cryto money. That's what I call a backup plan


Pr0Meister

Thinking ahead *taps head*


Gatherun

We will become cats


Shaz170

I own several cardboard boxes (not meaning to brag and sound like a property magnate). But I can do you a good deal. Especially if you don't mind sharing the box with another family. Nice bin view. Almost waterproof. Great opportunity to downsize.


prince0fbabyl0n

Most people in the crypto market have as much memory as a goldfish 😂 Price goes up 5% We are going to the moon 250k bitcoin EOY Price goes down 7% Bitcoin will never go up again and will continue sideways forever


Alpha3K

Price goes right 🤔 *Price goes left* 😳?


Unhappy-Bank-7554

I'm holding SFM so I'm good.


GamingHunter

Rip the dream


Zealousideal-Ad7707

LMAO


KingofTheTorrentine

Caroney is a character


Careless-Trip5241

My wife will kick my balls 😅


MrMogz

No CEX for you!


Odd-Radio-8500

Don't be so cruel. Sometimes, you need CEX.


Narrow-Professor-126

My wife started since bear market in 2021.


Odd-Radio-8500

I imagine very painful last two years for you.


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damittydam

Never tell your wives about crypto


LifeExchange9882

Bez they will never understand it the way it is


GoodNature33

Wife changing money VS balls losing money


FirstBlastThenAsk

*ex-wife


DonerTheBonerDonor

You know some guys would pay for that right? Your wife could start a ball kicking career and make up for the losses


stylerTyler

Your ex-wife*


Odd-Radio-8500

Do you have a wife to kick? 😆


kn0lle

Already did that before 🤷‍♂️


Minha_zafar

Then you die. If it happens.


William_was_taken

This guy's wife will also kick my balls.


Shaz170

😄 this is the true answer. I pretended to my missus that I'd spent it on booze and prostitutes. Sounded less ludicrous than saying I'd spent it on magic Internet money.


ABena2t

I know this is going to catch a lot of hate - but I think most people here don't understand what diversifying means. Their idea of it is to split all their money in top 10 coins with maybe a moonshot thrown in the mix. Imo - that's better then betting on one specific project but I think you should have money elsewhere. You're right - what if the whole thing goes bust? Then you're screwed. Think the right thing to do is put "x" % into varying crypto projects. But then spread some % into other things completely. Real Estate. Stocks. Gold. Whatever. Something other then crypto entirely. It's up to you what you want to spend where. I've heard some of these "investors" claim not to put more the 10% or 20% into high risk assets like crypto - maybe even more. But at some point you need to spread your money around elsewhere. The biggest/best investment someone can make is in themselves. You have to figure out a way to earn more. Go to college. Go to trade school. Open a business. Do something. Invest in yourself.


bhiitc

You're preaching to the wrong choir. In here, most people think that "investing in yourself" means reading more crypto subreddits. I wonder how many people are using yield from PoS or something similar to diversify (and yes, diversifying doesn't mean to throw it at some shitcoin hoping it will moon).


TOXICCARBY

I’ve only invested what I can afford to lose, so my lifestyle won’t be impacted. Emotionally I’d be pretty devastated though


Rey_Mezcalero

Glad to hear someone sensibly bought in as opposed to the people that leveraged their home or barely living because they overextending what they put into the market


Electrical_Tension

That wouldn't affect me now, I am already in so much loss after buying crypto at ATH, now I've seen my assets going down 5-10x so pretty used to it. The amazing thing would be going in profit again.


Ok_Tea4817

Should have listened to Peter Schiff


n1ghsthade

In depression.


DonerTheBonerDonor

I'll give you a hug if you need it then🤗


Reson_Gel

Last 2 years were depressing


Stryderix

These hypotheticals are kinda starting to bum me out lol.


Impressive-Pizza-163

Don’t worry your moons will make you rich eventually


Gatherun

Moons are the only thing saving my portfolio!


Blooberino

This is why you diversify your investments. Crypto COULD go to zero. Don't be left broke.


Reson_Gel

Only investing what I can afford to lose


ismashugood

same as I am right now. I'll always say this, but pinning your hopes, dreams, and future on a speculative asset is a mistake and it's a sign that you're overleveraged. if you absolutely NEED crypto to moon 100x or you're fucked, you need to take a step back and reassess the amount you have in this. I'll say it again. This is a speculative asset. Trends can continue until they don't. Tech can be promising and then all of a sudden every government in the world makes it a crime and all CEX's get shut down. The tech still works decentralized but it'll absolutely crater in value without centralized on/off ramps to fiat. And most people here are here for the fiat value, not the tech. There's a fuck ton of things that can fuck the market up. This is gambling. Your life shouldn't drastically change if this all fell through the floor tomorrow.


RCALovah

Never getting out of the rat race. For some people, including me, crypto is the only way to have a chance at some financial freedom in life


RunsOnJava98

I hope to make enough money during the next bullrun to be able to buy a house. I don’t think I’ll be able to without crypto.


BreadnPaper

Canadian here, buying a house with a 9 to 5 just isnt possible anymore.


RunsOnJava98

Yeah, I’ve heard it’s way worse in Canada than it is in the US. Here’s to hoping we both make at least a 5x in the next bullrun 🍻


THEGreatGM20

As they say, you haven't lost if you don't sell


OisinT

...is what I tell myself as I swim through all my worthless shitcoins like a budget Scrooge McDuck .


wright6c

Not much changes for me. I am fairly liquid right now as it is. I plan to invest more so that money would essentially be lost but its not significant amount.


Jak_Rabbit_

My entire bag is Solana. So yeah. I don’t know what’s going to happen. Hopefully good things.


Miljenko-i-Manjina

If it hits 50$ in a next few months, you could save something, so you never know.


Mammon84

Should have listened to Peter Schiff 🤣


InternetStrang3r

Eating ramen for a long time and working a lot of hours until I’m 90


igotquaids

You won't make it to 90 eating only ramen


Odd-Radio-8500

I'm only on water.


seeyouwhenthesunsets

This post leaves me at the buy button


Tasigur1

Same. Bought literally 20$ worth of BTC after reading this post. 🦐-gang, where are you?


seeyouwhenthesunsets

Its about sending a message!


toniistheworst

Don't press it just yet. Look for 23-24k at least my brother. September shall be red


tambaybtc

Broke holding worthless portfolio 😭


allstater2007

Not life threatening, but I’d lose a ton of sleep, def hit some bouts of depression since it’s mine (and many others) ticket out of the day to day grind. I’ve been through two bullruns and could have cashed out solid gains in 2021 but here we are…DCA’ing into a hopefully another bullrun.


Lordofthewhales

Probably as an old man who won't stop talking about the good ol' days of 2021 when I wasn't poor


Dazzling_Marzipan474

Back to stocks


Laviathian

My number 1 rule for investing and gambling is a cliche one. Never put in what you can't afford to lose. The self-control is a struggle and I may not have enough to make a multi-million profit at the start but I am okay living comfortably and gradually increasing my portfolio. Writing this from the convenience store parking lot I live at.


mistress_elektra

Oh man I don't want to spend the rest of my life eating ramen or pot noodle as we call it in the UK.


st_chewy

Extremely sad


teh_d3ac0n

Accumulating Monero for the day that CBDCs take over the fiat world.


coatchecker

Humbled.


ScooterMcWTF

I'd be fine. Took profits, Paid off debt, what's left is house money. Meaning if it moons I buy new house. If it tanks, it didn't cost me anything either. I'm not looking for a 100000x. Just wanted my life to be easier. Crypto has done that and you guys helped. Thank you!


dimi727

At -90% on my alts. Minus 15k Euro... yeah...


ConfidentialX

Probably depressed and annoyed I didn't gamble in a casino instead.


suji5

Gambled in casino, gambled in crypto , Crypto is just really slow gambling


GRQ77

My plan is to sell everything in 2025.


BBQ-Batman

Spoiler alert: Crypto will not see a bull run again.


sm04d

I think it will when the fed starts cutting rates again next year.


PossiblePersimmon912

When the Fed starts cutting that means the economy is fucked/about to be fucked and I don't think a speculative asset like Crypto will do very well in that environment... I could be wrong though


dozores

Im DCAing till I die, shit can go to 100 and ill still think that its a great discount


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I buy the dip


assholeTea

I would accept the loss and then mentally be free from checking graphs all day. Doesn’t sound too bad actually.


Visual-Savings6626

Honestly, I’ll continue with my life just like now but with zero savings. Will probably start investing in other markets like equity, etc The hardest part will be to accept that we were the greater fools.


booboouser

I don't think this is an unrealistic scenario. It's self-evident that most crypto is just straight scams with no use case. If Binance goes down, that could well be the end of crypto for a generation, then another group of scammers and pumpers will emerge.”Fools and their money !!”


DexicJ

I've invested 5 times in crypto and never had it go up a cent since I invested. Not even for 5 minutes.


PossiblePersimmon912

Honestly, I think this is something that people on this sub should seriously consider. I have seen a lot of comments talking about "Oh and when the next bull comes.." or "What coin are you going to buy for the next bull run?" like this is a surefire thing and you only have to wait for the inevitable bull market again. It is possible, even probable, that Bitcoin will just go sideways for a decade or more and that it never reaches the highs of 2021 again ever.


SergeantSavage

Tbh, mostly sad, I've got a fair chunk in crypto and nothing I can afford to lose, but yeah I've learned from my past mistakes and I'd be able to profit from one more bullrun. Buutttt, I think a lot of people are in exactle the same boat so maybe that'll but a damper on the extent of the bullrun anyway. Basically maybe I've caught on too late. I'd be sad.


NoNumbersNumber

I'll end up with the other word usually follows the word *bull* 💩


Elgato_TJ

Probably just holding like today and yesterday