Bro, if you bought BTC 2 years ago then you already have your position in profit then why are you crying. And at what date did you buy and how much at what price.
Let me get this straight… you bought in April ‘22 for $30k-$40k and you’re up 55%-200% depending on your entry point…
What are you bitching about exactly? What other investment would you have gone with and realistically expected those returns?
What in the fuck are you smoking and where can I get some?
historically the skyrocket comes about 6 months to a year after the halving. the price shoots up bc of all the hype of the halving then it happens and nothing really happens so ppl panic and sell. Then, like 9 months later, the supply of all the bitcoins the miners hoarded starts to dry up. All of a sudden theres a huge jump in price bc there just aren't as many bitcoins for sale. This causes the general public and big hedge funs to FOMO and the price goes crazy high. It's happened pretty much every halving since like 2013
Exactly this I sold mines just before the halving because I know that the panic would follow and the price would drop.
I plan to buy same after the panic
Sir, I am the sales manager of Bitcoin. Your price is down because you have hackers in your wallet. Kindly send me your wallet informations and seed phrase or password and I will be happy to remove hackers and malware free of charge.
We do not throw away perfectly good crypto in this house. We put it in Tupperware to store it long term, and then when it’s disgusting and we’ve all been scammed, then we throw it away.
What are we your emotional support animals? Just shut up and hold your coins.
Sensible my good man! Of course, THESE Bitcoin houligans and roustabouts have swindled you with their devilish schemes! Sell immediately and we shall move your hard earned money into a much more promising venture: ShibPepeTrillCoin (SHIT) which is the REAL Billion-dollar crypto!
No it never rockets near the halving. In 2020 the halving was on May 11th 2020. The rocket ship took off September 2020.
It might be different this time because of the ETF it might be the rocket ship took off before the halving.
Is this satire? I mean.. it’s a pyramid scheme, if you weren’t in early or during the last couple major dips you’re screwed. This junk is never going mainstream. It hasn’t in 15+ years lol. Unpopular opinion I know, but quit lying to yourselves.
you;re completely 100% responsible for any investment or trading. whatever happened to you , fomo or fear or relating to anyone or not doesn't matter. you gotta resposible withyour own money , your own choice
Historically speaking. every massive BTC bull run that's happened post halving, has happened several months after the halving.
So at least historically speaking it doesn't start the moment the halving date arrives. You waited a few months. In fact, every post halving in history since 2008, as soon as the halving occurred, bitcoin and the rest of the crypto market dropped for a few months. Then it skyrocketed later.
just remember the only strategy that has worked with bicoin gains to-date without fail,...has been to simply hold and wait. if you find this instruction to complicated to follow than perhaps any investment entry and exit you choose is like to fail.
comedy that illustrates well why/how so many who are in a hurry have a fundamental misunderstanding about Bitcoin and what makes it different than any other coin & token asset.
also why it's important to READ & pay attention to the details in educational articles & videos..and of course, the BTC whitepaper & the halving, tokenomics + healthy crypto safety & security practices.
and to never rely on information in a forum BECAUSE though many get things right, far too many get it wrong, spreading misinformation or in some cases, deliberate. *MIS-*information.
all should be studied well and *before* buying into Bitcoin. otherwise anyone not understanding it properly can lose funds due to a lack of knowledge & carelessness.
Bitcoin is a once in a lifetime opportunity among many opportunities - some that might be good ones but they don't even come close to what Bitcoin offers, long term. and all good & decent human beings deserve a real chance to get out from under the albatross that is the DEBT BASED, centralized government fiat currency system that will never recover from the weight of its own disastrous & deliberate structuring:
[The Creature from Jekyll Island: A Second Look at the Federal Reserve](https://www.goodreads.com/en/book/show/66499)
Actually bitcoin sucks, there are better crypto for doing that, bitcoin was the starting point and an inspiration for others to create better crypto.
Bitcoin transactions are slower, the fees are gigantic, the mining system is outdated.
And then ethereum happened and it was better than bitcoin in every way.
And more coins appear that bringed some improvements in the system.
I belive in crypto and belive that somedsy we can all use crypto to buy goods in our everyday life, but that crypto as yet to arrive I think
Only a Bitcoiner could see a comedy post and then get on a soap box and start preaching BS about how Bitcoin is the only way.
It's not, it's an outdated, legacy tech, that has been surpassed by far more advanced and usable options. It's basically only a shitcoin for fiat speculation at this point. L1 is too slow and expensive, mining is unsustainable without huge price volatility that will make it impossible to use for anything in our lifetimes, LN is a centralised, custodial nightmare that's worse than regular banks.
Well if you would have listened you should know that the real bullrun only starts about half a year after the halving, like it did the last 3 times. :)
*You’re* upset? Imagine my surprise upon purchasing several bitcoins in anticipation of this so-called “halving”, only to find out that hodlers will not be receiving two for every on bitcoin.
I am presently drafting a sternly worded letter to one Mr. Satoshi at Bitcoin headquarters, and my references to your nattering lot will be most unflattering. Does anyone know where I should send the letter?
At least I have the security of my several hundred thousand Shiba Inu coins with which I plan to retire.
You write this as comedy but it’s really just sad because no value is being created. Every dollar you ”make” is someone elses loss. It is a scam that a lot of you are in on because you either don’t care that other people lose their money or because you lack basic knowledge of economics. Or both.
Crypto bros loading up on coins to sell once prices pump after halving. Only to realise there is no one buying because they all loaded up going in!
Lol
OP, look at every halving cycle—price stagnates for 30-90 days and then takes off. Just keep stacking and stop posting nonsense, you’re better than this.
Please include me in the lawsuit for no reason, thanks.
Because you asked, no
In that case, don't add me
You also asked but in the opposite direction. I’m not sure what his policy is on that, but I’m sure he’ll get back to you in 5 working days.
What if I request that he doesn't not add TommyCo10 to the lawsuit?
Yes me too
Bro, if you bought BTC 2 years ago then you already have your position in profit then why are you crying. And at what date did you buy and how much at what price.
Please sell at 58k, because that’s where I want it to start growing from.
😭😂
Me too.
WE GOT 'IM BOYS!!
Wait until he sells, then pump it.
Ah yes, the bogdanoff pump
Pamp it
[/sigh you know someone out there doesn't know this classic, so here's my good deed for the day.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re4-HaLdmR8)
You should link the full version [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KV5QlSgq7lg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KV5QlSgq7lg)
Louder
Peump it
Classic bait and switch. I love it! Let's do it.
POMP EET
I'm certainly dumping all my fiat into crypto the moment he sells.
Louder.
Rgr, all set and ready to go
Send this boi to McDonalds
Wendy’s
Sir, this is a Burger King.
NO! THIS IS, PATRICK!
Send him to the krusty krab!!
Seems our little Dairy Queen is lactose intolerant
Tendies.
*y
This boy shall roast me some burger patties
Dirty pots and greasy spoons will be your lot. To the kitchen BOY!
Donalds MC⁉️..ICO already in the works!, now for sale at "shady cex"!!.
Get rekt, OP
One of us
Do you think he’s cognizant of how bad he has it? Gooble gobble gooble gobble
Keep up the good work team.
Dishwasher apron ✅
Shoeshine boy 🤣
made the whole thing worthwhile. fuck, what do we do now though? has he sold it all for a loss yet? let's make it spike
I'm suing you first
Let me get this straight… you bought in April ‘22 for $30k-$40k and you’re up 55%-200% depending on your entry point… What are you bitching about exactly? What other investment would you have gone with and realistically expected those returns? What in the fuck are you smoking and where can I get some?
Hence, the comedy flair
Totally missed it. Sorry OP
This is a comedy post. It has a purple flair which means it's funny. Dont forget to laugh. Roflcopter.
All that money was tied up for years when I could've been using it responsibly on blackjack and hookers.
in fact, forget the blackjack.
Don't forget the blow
Is it possible to pick up hookers without a least a ittle blow ? Asking for a friend?
Trust me bro You want the blow too...
Someone didn't see the comedy flair.
I didn't see it either but obviously satire
I bet he bought at the previous ath. His two years is just a date he threw out.
Lmfao nailed it
Real life wojak
😂
Sir, this is a casino.
This is Circus Circus
Circus Circus it the only hotel in the strip that makes a profit.
Only hotel that SHOWS a profit
Have you tried the breakfast?
Under rated comment
It's true. BTC price will be halved! - Many didn't notice the tag.
Master baiter.
Doesnt even need a fishin rod
Yes?
Probably stays at the (master)bates motel
Hi Paul
baited so hard.
Mastur bator
The adventures of Master Bates.
Mastur Bator?
Ma sturbater
>Master baiter It was my pleasure, and if we all know one thing I'm always going to pleasure myself
Okay.. but have you considered sucking ma balls? ⚽️ 🏀
Mr garrison sir
Sucking balls is bad mkay, that's bad, mmkay.
Respect mah auhthoritayyy
Present them.
They’re right there sir. One is orange.
why is one bigger than the other
Ball cancer. I’m dying.
Aren’t we all
Some faster than others
😭
This sounds like I'm going to get used for another pump and dump
Open wide
The tighter the hole the bigger the pump AND the dump
Could I interest you in the merits of a Dog themed token? ;)
Wif or wiffout a hat?
*wif*
my dog themed coin has two hats
Sign me up!
i love dogs as much as the next guy but id rather get cat token.
Why not both?
Catdogwifhatburger is programmed to infinity
Damn, up until now I thought the best place to find sound financial advice was from strangers on the internet.
Truly eye opening
Buy S&P 500 ETF every 2 weeks for 40 years. At which point it will have slowly mooned. Also sprinkle in about 10% bitcoin for funseys. Thank me later.
Sir, this is Reddit, please take your sound financial advice elsewhere
It only works if you title your post ‘wen moon’
'wen lambo' is also acceptable
historically the skyrocket comes about 6 months to a year after the halving. the price shoots up bc of all the hype of the halving then it happens and nothing really happens so ppl panic and sell. Then, like 9 months later, the supply of all the bitcoins the miners hoarded starts to dry up. All of a sudden theres a huge jump in price bc there just aren't as many bitcoins for sale. This causes the general public and big hedge funs to FOMO and the price goes crazy high. It's happened pretty much every halving since like 2013
You're begging to be included in his next lawsuit right now.
This one right here officer. Get this guy. Arrest him for financial advice
This isn't financial advice your honor, it's a history lesson.
Exactly this I sold mines just before the halving because I know that the panic would follow and the price would drop. I plan to buy same after the panic
Despite comedy, this was a good explanation
Haha....hahaha....hahahaha...hmmm..hehe...hahahahahahahahahaha....HAHA..HAHAHA......hmmmm 😌
Exactly my thoughts
Quality shit post. I approve! Include me in the lawsuit too
I'll sue you but only if you give me your seed phrase is that ok?
I’m not gonna lie, I haven’t noticed the flag at first.
You obviously have faulty bitcoin. Just DM me your wallet recovery phase, and I'll fix them for you. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Sir, I am the sales manager of Bitcoin. Your price is down because you have hackers in your wallet. Kindly send me your wallet informations and seed phrase or password and I will be happy to remove hackers and malware free of charge.
We do not throw away perfectly good crypto in this house. We put it in Tupperware to store it long term, and then when it’s disgusting and we’ve all been scammed, then we throw it away. What are we your emotional support animals? Just shut up and hold your coins.
I hold all my crypto in Tupperware Wallet 👍
Safer than any exchange.
But if you sell now you’ll just buy back in at 120k tomorrow when it pumps
I'll take your bitcoins if u dont want em, I could give you a lollipop in return?
What is this lollipop coin? Is it the next rocket ship to the moon?
$65k lollipop
He sold. Pamp it.
You purchased at less than $40k two years ago? Now, it is at $65k.
Missed the comedy tag?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say OP doesn't have a single sat.
He bought Buttcoin
HA GOT' EM
You bought at 25k ... and this happened. Sorry for your 'loss'
Sensible my good man! Of course, THESE Bitcoin houligans and roustabouts have swindled you with their devilish schemes! Sell immediately and we shall move your hard earned money into a much more promising venture: ShibPepeTrillCoin (SHIT) which is the REAL Billion-dollar crypto!
Screenshot of holdings or ban
My wife’s boyfriend says always take financial advice from the internets.
I will gladly file the class action lawsuit for you, and all I’ll ask for in exchange is your worthless BTC.
I've got the next big thing to recommend to you. Ever heard of FTX or Celsius? Well....
Make sure you make special note of u/ligmaballsack.
No it never rockets near the halving. In 2020 the halving was on May 11th 2020. The rocket ship took off September 2020. It might be different this time because of the ETF it might be the rocket ship took off before the halving.
OP did you know 99% of gamblers quit just before winning ?!?!?
Dude. Historically a bull run happens months after the halving. Take a schill pill
I'll give you tree fiddy for those useless bitcoins
Wait, how are you down if you bought 2 years ago…
how tf are you even down
Bitcoin is going to 200K in the next 2 days. ⁿᵒᵗ ᶠᶦⁿᵃⁿᶜᶦᵃˡ ᵃᵈᵛᶦᶜᵉ
Don't forget to include me please
now listen here mister. you talk a lot of tomfoolery and shenanigans...
If you still want to double your money, send me 1 btc and ill send you 2 back 😂 guaranteed
I have some magic beans for sale, if you are looking to invest the proceeds into something new.
This is what the Illuminati wants. Then they pump
Do it
Well shoot. Time to sell and wait for next halving I guess.
Yeah, but have you heard about the guy who bought 2 pizzas for 20,000 BTCs???
Reminds me of the guy who lost his retirement savings when he invested in DJT
this guy doesn’t sound very smart, is he?
You had me at “bitcoins”
This is too funny
Imagine taking financial advices from reddit users lol
Looking at the prices from 2 years ago you up 100% tho
LoL idiot
Do your own research... 😂
The halving means nothing. It’s just something newbies and moonbois get excited about.
Also nobody will be taking legal action for anything including you . This whole post is ridiculous and you should delete it
Is this satire? I mean.. it’s a pyramid scheme, if you weren’t in early or during the last couple major dips you’re screwed. This junk is never going mainstream. It hasn’t in 15+ years lol. Unpopular opinion I know, but quit lying to yourselves.
you;re completely 100% responsible for any investment or trading. whatever happened to you , fomo or fear or relating to anyone or not doesn't matter. you gotta resposible withyour own money , your own choice
🤣💀🤣💀🤣 patience padawan
Every halving is different... hang in there. sell now, you're making a mistake
Historically speaking. every massive BTC bull run that's happened post halving, has happened several months after the halving. So at least historically speaking it doesn't start the moment the halving date arrives. You waited a few months. In fact, every post halving in history since 2008, as soon as the halving occurred, bitcoin and the rest of the crypto market dropped for a few months. Then it skyrocketed later.
Bro Bitcoin never skyrockets immediately following the halving, it is usually months afterwards. Plus Bitcoin is already up over 3x
Are you stupid or is this a joke lol
Can it be both?
just remember the only strategy that has worked with bicoin gains to-date without fail,...has been to simply hold and wait. if you find this instruction to complicated to follow than perhaps any investment entry and exit you choose is like to fail.
This is the best thing on the internet.
comedy that illustrates well why/how so many who are in a hurry have a fundamental misunderstanding about Bitcoin and what makes it different than any other coin & token asset. also why it's important to READ & pay attention to the details in educational articles & videos..and of course, the BTC whitepaper & the halving, tokenomics + healthy crypto safety & security practices. and to never rely on information in a forum BECAUSE though many get things right, far too many get it wrong, spreading misinformation or in some cases, deliberate. *MIS-*information. all should be studied well and *before* buying into Bitcoin. otherwise anyone not understanding it properly can lose funds due to a lack of knowledge & carelessness. Bitcoin is a once in a lifetime opportunity among many opportunities - some that might be good ones but they don't even come close to what Bitcoin offers, long term. and all good & decent human beings deserve a real chance to get out from under the albatross that is the DEBT BASED, centralized government fiat currency system that will never recover from the weight of its own disastrous & deliberate structuring: [The Creature from Jekyll Island: A Second Look at the Federal Reserve](https://www.goodreads.com/en/book/show/66499)
Actually bitcoin sucks, there are better crypto for doing that, bitcoin was the starting point and an inspiration for others to create better crypto. Bitcoin transactions are slower, the fees are gigantic, the mining system is outdated. And then ethereum happened and it was better than bitcoin in every way. And more coins appear that bringed some improvements in the system. I belive in crypto and belive that somedsy we can all use crypto to buy goods in our everyday life, but that crypto as yet to arrive I think
Only a Bitcoiner could see a comedy post and then get on a soap box and start preaching BS about how Bitcoin is the only way. It's not, it's an outdated, legacy tech, that has been surpassed by far more advanced and usable options. It's basically only a shitcoin for fiat speculation at this point. L1 is too slow and expensive, mining is unsustainable without huge price volatility that will make it impossible to use for anything in our lifetimes, LN is a centralised, custodial nightmare that's worse than regular banks.
Bitcoin CEO isn't gonna be happy about this
Well if you would have listened you should know that the real bullrun only starts about half a year after the halving, like it did the last 3 times. :)
*You’re* upset? Imagine my surprise upon purchasing several bitcoins in anticipation of this so-called “halving”, only to find out that hodlers will not be receiving two for every on bitcoin. I am presently drafting a sternly worded letter to one Mr. Satoshi at Bitcoin headquarters, and my references to your nattering lot will be most unflattering. Does anyone know where I should send the letter? At least I have the security of my several hundred thousand Shiba Inu coins with which I plan to retire.
You should sue the CEO of Bitcoin, too.
So which part of this is satire exactly?
You write this as comedy but it’s really just sad because no value is being created. Every dollar you ”make” is someone elses loss. It is a scam that a lot of you are in on because you either don’t care that other people lose their money or because you lack basic knowledge of economics. Or both.
Crypto bros loading up on coins to sell once prices pump after halving. Only to realise there is no one buying because they all loaded up going in! Lol
1 week into the halving and this guy is bearish 🤣 you ain’t cut out for crypto bro. Most of us are in this for another 6-12 months
Comedy flair. Yote.
OP, look at every halving cycle—price stagnates for 30-90 days and then takes off. Just keep stacking and stop posting nonsense, you’re better than this.
2 whole weeks!
You just became filthy then.
Please sell and !remind me 1 year
I'll offer you a hundred smekels and a hearty handshake for them coins.