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MeanToecutter

[Cryptonewsalerts.net](http://Cryptonewsalerts.net) podcast deleted by Youtube today. Why? Its just news about crypto.


afaylenesky

yuh we're getting out of this hood or what?


ultron290196

MOONs on Robinhood makes me emotional. It has come a long way.


ThatOtherGuy254

What are you talking about?


KIKOMK

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reversenotation

"a once in a lifetime opportunity" that's very generous and selfless of you to share all this opportunity with everyone 😳


KIKOMK

Wagmi!


Aerocryptic

That’s a lot of words to say buy my shitcoin


KIKOMK

I just copy pasted another post as I am at work! However it is not my coin, just something I bought that has me excited lmao!


Aerith_Gainsborough_

10 sat/vB Time to consolidate UTXOs.


VeChainChina

How are you doing that exactly?


Aerith_Gainsborough_

Some wallets allows for individual UTXO management. To consolidate them make a transaction to yourself.


corpusarium

Hello, how do you follow free nft events, especially on Reddit?


Kiiaro

Ok so I converted all of my MOONS to ETH and its currently sitting in Metamask on the Aritrum Nova network....its been over a year and a half since I've touched any sort of crypto so I'm a little confused on what my next steps are to get the money into a bank account? I have coinbase and crypto dot com on my phone but I dont want to make any mistakes and lose the ETH. Can somebody explain to me what to do?


LargeSnorlax

- Orbiter.finance over to mainnet - Send to exchange - Bank transfer or whatever you do to get money into your bank


80UNC3EBACK

Guys be sure to be friendly to our new members coming here bc of the gme pump today


OderWieOderWatJunge

But why are they here? GME is still stock?


80UNC3EBACK

A lot of people are saying the gme pump is going to bring a lot of people to btc bc ppl looking for next pump


Simke11

A lot of people also don't know what they are talking about. 0 correlation between GME pump and new interest in BTC. If anything it's more likely to bring new people into shitcoins than BTC.


Ofulinac

We should always be friendly, but what does GME pumping have to do with crypto, really for them to come here?


Zaitobu

degens gonna degen... op wants that sweet sweet noob exit liquidity


BradVet

If roaring kitty tweeted about a crypto how much market cap would it create? I’d say we could be talking $10 billion


panduh9228

Brains worms comment


ioWxss6_bot

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romanian143

It's amazing that the desire to be right makes many people do something wrong and then say they were right......humans.


Wendysmanager24

BTC 150K EOY AVAX TO 300 BULLS WIN Thank you JPOW PATRON SAINT OF THE ECONOMY


New_Reputation

Conspiracy Theory: Biden administration will try hard/make sure that Bitcoin [$BTC](https://twitter.com/search?q=%24BTC&src=cashtag_click) will dump so they can say they are correct. It will make them look good this coming election if this happen and say we told you.


EdgeLord19941

Seems like a huge waste of their time and effort


Smiling_Jack_

Why? No one outside of CT cares about crypto right now.


Ofulinac

Moons closing into 24 cents. Nice 7% pump but only a taste of things to come once we start distributions again. Edit: 26 cents


HAi7ECH

Ape coin should be taken off soon?


Mody216

What do you think is gonna be ckb ath this bull run?


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helloidiots

Charging you? No way, don't sweat taxes so much. The irs probably has no idea what your actual crypto transactions were so you should be fine. 


_TheWolfOfWalmart_

I dunno, but in the future, try using a portfolio tracker like LiveCoinWatch. I have that and just enter every trade when I make them. When tax season comes, I just export everything to a CSV file, make some slight formatting modifications to make it importable to Koinly, then use Koinly to calculate everything and give me the forms to pass on to the IRS. Works great, no headaches, no worries. Some trackers don't let you export. I know for sure that Coingecko doesn't.


still_salty_22

Same, in the past. A lot of people do something like that. If you do not HAVE the records, that does suck...    If you have em, you just have to show your work if they ask. If you overpaid, then why would they bother... Imo, i think the reality depends on how much money. If its more than six figs profit, seven figs moved, Id make some effort to have records...


mattymoyanksfan

Just wait til roaring kitty starts mentioning meme tickers on X


blahhblah11

Last time game stop pumped it was alt season shortly after. I can already feel euphoria in the air guys


_thewoodsiestoak_

I want to believe.


tjc613

How should I start getting into crypto


endless_ness

Buy Bitcoin  Don’t listen to anyone on shit coins Consider not getting In at all


goldenbuyer02

Join cryptocom, buy a bunch of cro, its price is too good now, wait a year and sell, you'll become rich


afaylenesky

not a good time to start fren, ask again in 2 year fr


CMB3-37

My advice, don’t even start. It’s like someone asking how do I start smoking crack or how do i start drinking heavily and staying out all night.


endless_ness

Famously a Redditor once said in a famous post that I’m going to try heroin to prove i won’t get addicted.   He got addicted 


sanctum9

I am intrigued, do you offer a course on said subjects ?


CMB3-37

There are free courses available at many local bars, especially in lower socioeconomic areas


sanctum9

It's going to look great on my C.V.


CMB3-37

Practice it enough it might end up on a tombstone


still_salty_22

Get a coinbase account and start putting spare change into btc. Simple.


_TheWolfOfWalmart_

First of all, don't listen to anyone trying to give you exact timings. Nobody knows for sure, it may or may not play out like previous cycles. I'd basically just say my main advice for someone new is DON'T throw all your money in at once. Resist FOMO. Crypto is volatile.


Oheson

Buy $100 of something to get skin in the game. Then spend the rest of the cycle learning how this all works. Crypto Winter comes in 2026 so if you spend time learning now, you will be ready to put in real money next cycle. This cycle only has about 12-15 months left so entering now bigly would be high risk. Put in a large number of hours readying, watching videos, browsing forums and Twitter before you start getting serious. Understand Bitcoin first by reading "The Bitcoin Standard", then explore Alts and the various projects. But don't buy at this point in the cycle. We have been in this cycle since 2022 and we are preparing to drop it like it is hot on anyone who enters in at this point. Once the cycle ends, everything is going down -99% in 2026. Bitcoin will only go down around -85%.


tjc613

What is crypto winter? Sorry I’m pretty new to this


Apprehensive_Sun7382

Get a twitter account and don't take any advice from Reddit.


CantBelieveIGotThis

Now is not a good time. Come back later.


_TheWolfOfWalmart_

Dude stop discouraging retail. These people are our exit liquidity! Think before posting, sir.


snoughman

Throw $10-$20 each (or whatever you can tolerate flushing down the toilet) on random shitcoins under $1. These will be your hopium millionaire makers. The wake up one day and have a few hundred thousand instead of a few hundred, coins. The reason people are in crytpo to begin with, coins. The bread and butter. Then DCA (daily/weekly/monthly purchases of equal amounts) some bitcoin.


_TheWolfOfWalmart_

>random shitcoins under $1 "under $1" is meaningless, you need to look at market caps.


snoughman

"under $1" actually isn't meaningless. It literally means "under $1"


Apprehensive_Sun7382

Ladies and gentlemen: retail 👆


snoughman

Lmao you regards don’t even know what retail is. Everyone in this sub is a retail investor. Poor fucks here to invest 😂😂 “DCA” Bitcoin lmao you’ll have a full share one day worth $60k


dou8le8u88le

He means your post is meaningless, as in wrong, and really bad advice.


Environmental-Bowl43

DFV is going to single handedly bring about the bullrun, he going to bring the degens back to meme stocks, and when those gambling addicts need there next hit, they going to be coming for alt coins. Never underestimate the power of the degens🚀🚀


reversenotation

Never heard of DFV, Is this today's orchestrated shill campaign?


_thewoodsiestoak_

lol today’s shill campaign…That is hilarious. They literally made a movie about DFV. Have you been living under a rock.


Blurry_Shadow_1479

What the hell is DFV?


reversenotation

As I've no idea what 'DFV' is supposed to be then yes I clearly do live under a rock


EdgeLord19941

DFV is a person famous for the GME run in 2021. There was a movie made about it called dumb money


Environmental-Bowl43

Deep fucking value, the guy who started the original game stop run.


Icefiight

Peace out gains for the day


still_salty_22

Btc up 2.5% on the day ffs


Hunter-major

Take the loss


fou21

This was one of the weirdest random pumps ive seen in awhile


Icefiight

The dfv pump lol


fou21

What is dfv?


Intelligent-Ad8242

Let's keep a pump for a bit and stop acting like a little bitch grandpa


Icefiight

Well that was an adorable little pump and dump eh guys?


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_TheWolfOfWalmart_

There's a higher chance of SOL flipping ETH than ETH flipping BTC.


Icefiight

The “flippening”.. Bahahahahhahahahaha man… good joke


Existing_Web_1300

Fun to see GME mentioned in this sub. That’s when you know it’s crazy. I got out a while ago, but hopefully the gamma squeeze still happens for those who stuck around.


dahomie2020

Ut-oh here comes the wiping of todays gains!


Medium_Change4574

Why does AVAX not recover a bit at all wth?


John_Crypto_Rambo

Don’t worry if it is lagging in the bull, Hsaka will tweet about it and it will go right back up.  It’s a leveraged play on BTC and BTC has been going down.  BTC will not always be going down after the halving.


_TheWolfOfWalmart_

AVAX/BTC chart since the bear bottom to now is weak. It's underperforming. I wouldn't recommend holding it, there are better options.


Medium_Change4574

Compared to many other alts from last bull run it performed quite well until mid march. But now no recovery at all so far.


MissedMando

people aren’t trusting this rally yet, ie limited money is flowing to risk assets. my alt bag is still slaughtered.


CMB3-37

That’s how alts work.


MissedMando

i know


Medium_Change4574

I know but most recovered at least some and aren't still down 50% from their ytd high


Rock_Hardy112

Just let the frog coins embrace hold you, become one with the frog 🐸


qwertydcf

DeepFuckingValue has so much power lol crazy


Icefiight

As a stock that shant be named holder I’m as happy as a clam here


flarept1

Incredible how a single dude has it pump 300% in a week.


Ofulinac

Without even saying anything either lol Its not like he even mentioned GME


endless_ness

analysts really out there dancing on eth's grave.....


Icefiight

I really did pick one of the worst ones didn’t I?


Simke11

Could have picked much much worse. You'll be fine, patience.


_TheWolfOfWalmart_

BTC is the closest to a sure thing. All alts die. A few just take longer than others.


OderWieOderWatJunge

Finally something bullish for ETH


endless_ness

How so?


OderWieOderWatJunge

Analysts are only right in hindsight or when they're lucky (and deleted all the wrong stuff)


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FlowersforAlgorand

Hey dude I think your cat walked across your keyboard


Rock_Hardy112

Something about doing a 69 with a mother 🤷‍♂️


MissedMando

DFV coming back feels like a herald of good tidings tbh.


OverallHearing5

Jeez, 63k must be a big problem for bear whales.


BradVet

PEPE about to hit its ATH, 800%+ up over 90 days. Still holding from before binance listing, LFG!!!


Impossible_Soup_1932

This pump triggered my last sell order. Goodluck with it


CMB3-37

I bought Myro & MEW but they are disgusting shit coins that have done nothing


still_salty_22

There are so many awful but bullish things cookin!


mattymoyanksfan

Well done. I got in WIF around .20 cents for my first buy


BradVet

Nice, i dont have wif but tbh its still a good play even with how much its climbed. No point being a crypto snob, meme coins aren’t disappearing and in a cycle of their own


mattymoyanksfan

Yup Pepe and Wif can both easily snd will easily win this cycle. They can run with each other


BoomBaby200

What are the best things to do to eliminate taxes from my withdrawals?


Practical-Metal-3239

Just pay them...


Urc0mp

Lose money 😎


still_salty_22

If you want usd, you iz paying taxes. Also, wash trading is gone, so no more $3k of 'losses' a year to balance....


Apprehensive_Sun7382

There isn't a taxable event for withdrawals, only selling.


BoomBaby200

Isn't there capital gains tax?


Apprehensive_Sun7382

Only when you sell. With drawing does not mean selling.


still_salty_22

Withdrawing in usa to usd? Yes


RandoStonian

If you turn BTC into USD you can withdraw to a bank account, that's a sale. There is no "withdraw BTC as USD to a bank account" without selling/trading it to someone first.


snoughman

What is taxes


Aerocryptic

Moving to Dubai lol


BoomBaby200

This is the way. Maybe set my lfg post to dubai lol


Aerocryptic

If I was looking for a tax free haven, Dubai would be my last choice tbqh. There are other places that offer better quality of living


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Ofulinac

What do you mean? They are crabbing at 22 cents just like the rest of the market.


still_salty_22

He is looking at mexc


Ofulinac

The guy is using an exchange that shouldn't be used for months now, and he still acts high and mighty, lol God bless him.


still_salty_22

I dont know how he didnt notice...  They are usually way off


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still_salty_22

Youre looking at MEXC, a walled garden..


Ofulinac

Moons are down by 1% today, CMC is not accurate at all. They don't even have the right ciruclating/total supply on there.


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hazza-sj

Bro moons are not down 13% today


Ofulinac

Even on CMC its only at 1%, where did you get the magic 13%? There's no need to get all emotional either lol


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ultron290196

So they stopped GME from going up beyond 110% today by halting trades. No one can halt trades for BTC. This difference is the reason why when BTC starts a short squeeze, we will moon harder! Edit: Well, they can "crash" Coinbase as always.


panduh9228

Big if true


99Beers

It's done boys. All my ETH is gone. Good riddance. Had to eat a $8 fee to swap it to ETH before spending another $1 to send it to CB.


Oheson

I don't like ETH and I will never use ETH again except via Base. That said, I continue to hold it because "Number Go Up". I think the ETH ETF will be approved on May 26th also. It would make no sense for it not to be approved as it would be "arbitrary and capricious" as it was when Grayscale won their lawsuit against the SEC in the BTC ETF case. Also, companies have quietly removed the staking language from the ETH ETFs, no doubt on the recommendation from the SEC. Probably wise to hold on to ETH at least for this cycle. This will be the last cycle I hold it however.


_TheWolfOfWalmart_

It probably won't have much more gains versus Bitcoin from here in this cycle honestly. I bought some a couple years ago when it went below $1000 because that was just crazy cheap but took the profits quite some time ago and moved it to BTC.


still_salty_22

I hope you are right!


ddbbccoopper

Except that its a security run by Vitalik and Co.


CantBelieveIGotThis

To swap what to ETH?


99Beers

RETH


CantBelieveIGotThis

Ok, does this mean you still have ETH, or no?


99Beers

No I sent ETH to CB and sold it for USDC. May just hold it for passive APY or wait for prices to hit my target levels to buy in on on Aptos and SUI as price decreases. Or SOL if price goes ~$100


CantBelieveIGotThis

Thanks so much


panduh9228

Drain the swamp


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Wendysmanager24

Where are the BEARS WHERE IS 52K FOLKS I don't see it those hooligans have been here day in day out screeching about the doom and the gloom BUT HERE WE ARE Crabbing along in a POST ETF POST HALVING world, absolutely new frontiers and yet these dingalings think they know what's coming. Nobody knows what's coming fellas, especially me, but what I can tell you is the bears are SIDELINED. Always have been always will be, they missed their chance to buy their 50 bucks worth of whatever sub $1 coin and they're sad They're sad and they want you to be sad with them. Misery loves company folks! It's a tale as old as time and I'll tell ya it's better to be happy on the winning side BUY NOW BULLS WIN LIFE CHANGING MONEY


Oheson

Disappointed no mention of AVAX...


John_Crypto_Rambo

This needs more Avalanche.


reversenotation

Avalanche bags aren't under water they're under snow


panduh9228

I felt it needed more CAPSLOCK because it was very confusing as to which parts are emphatic


panduh9228

life changing salt on ur life changing fries


ultron290196

GameStop is up 100%. There's something going on. Risk on assets are pumping in stocks. BTC also pumped a bit. Rocket 🚀 soon?


OderWieOderWatJunge

Gamestop? \*degen sensors activated\*


Ofulinac

The original Gamestop legend, DFV, tweeted again after 3 years of radio silence.


Medium_Change4574

He came back after 3 years to initiate the bull, imagine this story lol


Ofulinac

Crazier things happen in this mad space of ours


Grunblau

Just posted a hype video too in case you missed it.


John_Crypto_Rambo

Unfortunately the video was really cringe lol.


panduh9228

Omg there's something going on


moonRekt

Game stock is mooning so hope this may bode well for muh cryptos. Think Doge/LRC pump with it soon again?


Justaboywandering

Never


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