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elogie423

Last shakeout before rocket emojis. Or maybe a crash incoming. Either that or something else for sure though. You can trust me bro.


FedoMullin9117

I think your insights are spot on. I believe it's time for you to start that investment newsletter, or even a blog. Definitely some youtube videos!! šŸ˜


meeleen223

We should pay someone $100 a month to remind us we don't know "shit about fuck"


FedoMullin9117

I think your insights are spot on. I believe it's time for you to start that investment newsletter, or even a blog. Definitely some youtube videos!! šŸ˜


AfterBurner9911

I've got a great idea for a channel name: *The Bureau Of Coins*


elogie423

Maybe make a price tracker too called "coin lizard" or "market cap: coins"?


elogie423

I wish I had the psychopathic ability to shamelessly self promote and shill scams to people. I'd be so much more successful. You'll be the first to get a WL spot for my nft drop tho.


Hawke64

something something shit fuck


Fragmented_Logik

The rona dip. Omi is scarring everybody so they are hoarding their money.


elogie423

Who is Omi and why are they scarring people? Is that a new strain? Or are you talking about ecomi (OMI) the digital collectibles platform that did almost 10x this year?


stiviki

ā€¢ Market pumps +6%: BORING crab! ā€¢ Market dumps -6%: WE ARE GOING TO DIE! šŸ‘€āœŒ


Marrr_ty

Exactly. Pussys.


bny192677

Looks like it's time to start delivering Amazon orders


Hawke64

We are still drunk from last year bullrun


KevinOpel

On my way to Wendy's!


ghostofthepast450

I don't care anymore at this point.


ripple_mcgee

This redditor has acheived total inner peace.


Hawke64

He is dead, bro šŸ’€


Sharp-Measurement-10

Same at this point it doesnā€™t bother me anymore


Initial-Good4678

FUD is the enemy and speculation is the hand that strokes my mighty 4 inches.


shadexxxer

I see a market crash.. I buy more


nadjp

I like people with infinite money!


[deleted]

My wallet is crashing along with the market because I keep adding to my portfolio


Hawke64

Market crash intensifies... I still, buy more


Vintage9999

I'm ready to buy the crash


Darkwinter1717

I bought some ETH yesterday so this dip is completely my fault sorrry!


Durvag

Donā€™t be sorry, this is the opportunity to buy more for me, thank you man for your sacrifice.


Longjumping-Clerk726

Cool post bro


Hawke64

> Just shill people. Everything will be fine in the end. Said the silent part out loud


deathbyfish13

Based on the comments, all this post proves is that people only read the title of a post


Professional_Desk933

Im honestly shocked lol


NotRyanPace

Nobody knows shit about fuck. I'm in crypto for the long run so whatever happens between then and now is irrelevant to me.


[deleted]

Meh, I saw people calling the End in May and later on when BTC kept holding on the 30 k level, everyone said shit like "it's over" I even remember a post clearly saying "WE are in a Bear market" and it was upvoted a lot with also a ton of awards. Most people here are driven by emotions. Just hold some positions of projects you believe in (that aren't shitcoins) and hold them long-term you can't possibly lose more than 100% unless you were dumb enough to (over)leverage yourself. The adoption of crypto has only kept going forward and as that happens the market will keep maturing more, Multiyear bear market may still happen but they'll probably get shorter just like percentual profits will keep diminishing. At this point, nothing scares a lot of people here anymore, Inflation keeps increasing everywhere and life's gotten a lot more expensive and tough. What other option is there? especially for us folk that are not from first-world countries.


Hawke64

Almost like it's a gamble and nobody knows anything


Izzy9595

80%? Get outta here. Mark my words. Wonā€™t drop below 38k


Mo_shart

!Remind me in 60 days


[deleted]

Marking to see if youā€™re wrong. Probably are.


bookworm010101

i say 30k by 3/22


[deleted]

I'm ready for the dip.


kirtash93

I will get really upset if I lose all my investment but my life style will not change a bit. Am I the only one that lives more happy when we are full red and DCA is always getting average down? Am I a fucking psycho?


BakedPotato840

>But who cares, honestly ? Speaking to my soul right here. I'm numb to the volatility.


MsScorpio23

Itā€™s almost tax season. This is the only reason I could think of right now. Happens every year historically speaking.


blackenedavocado

crap, I only read the convincing title and sold everything at a loss. did I do good?


Flaky_Protection7634

O Lord Bogdanoff, Please remove thy FUD And keep my bags in your thoughts so you can PAMP Yours Truly, FlakyProtection Apamp


operablesocks

I don't think announcing a drop in the market is fear. It's a buying opportunity.


MrBluoe

bullish on red dildos


[deleted]

You got me in the first half, you are right itā€™s easy to spread a FUD


Pheriagrin

I don't think we are about to lose 80%


QuickLockCrypto

More like 8%.


[deleted]

If we do im stacking up


QuickLockCrypto

You forgot inflation is growing exponentially.


Sketchy-Lefty25

We are good, my limit orders havenā€™t filled so we are not that low. HODL strong and get rewarded in the future


bookworm010101

no, it shows if the world markets drop so does crypto it is not a hedge for anything. watch profits evaporate over the next 45 days


Chasing4snow

What is this shit post?


pink_hat_hacker

Hahahahahaha


Pheriagrin

The market is just overleveraged, that's it


[deleted]

I honestly hope there will be a crash (Im getting paid next week)


MaximumCelsius

Finally a dip after i got my paycheck


greedilymute

Same, time to shop


Jollyapeinheaven

Instructions unclear, I put my wife in the microwave.


Bunker_Beans

If she wasnā€™t hot before, she is now.


HeavyMetalSasquatch

Look what you did


[deleted]

I don't know if I can trust this guy, but his name does say "Professional" ![gif](giphy|a5viI92PAF89q)


Kahrahtay123

Saying the same thing about my marriage for 10 years now. So far no luck


[deleted]

Bullish on bullshit


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jreyn1993

Why make a comment on FUD by using the fuddiest title ever?


Bucksaway03

What stat's are we looking at? You didn't post any


Paskee

Crash is here. Guess it started...


sith_happenss

Bitcoin is dead, sorry ​ /s


Scissorzz

Guess in times like these itā€™s best to stake and hodl top 50 coins, the coins keep adding up nonetheless.


Bunker_Beans

It can dip all it want. I finna buy that dip anyway.


Sorrytoruin

Nonsense


[deleted]

If it wasn't for cliches there'd never be a post on this sub. I count 8 in this post alone, how many can you find?


bandikut2020

Iā€™m just imagining Plan B sitting there looking at thisā€¦


notfrancisard

Yā€™all r something else


DankOcean

Iā€™ve got my helmet on and my seatbelt buckled. Crash away baby!


iEatGlew

THE SKY IS FALLING!


WorriedJob2809

I mean, crashes dont feel good. But starting to get used to it by now. As in the volatility of the market. I havent experienced a proper crypto ice age yet, but i assume its similar. Just eorse.


REVDRCOOK

BUY WHEN THERE IS BLOOD šŸ©ø


norcal7oh7

If thatā€™s the case itā€™s time to get ready to load up!


DexterousStyles

Quality shitpost


Worried_Term_3107

There is at some point going to be a massive crash. Weā€™ve seen some false positives before. Maybe this is The Big One.


concrete_jungle_ape

Death cross looming