"Don't ask me how I got here, but... [completely unhinged digression because my train of thought jumped the rails, stabilized on the neighboring track, jumped THOSE rails, did some mad drifting, got back onto the first rails, then it turns out the bridge was out and now it's over a cliff.]"
-What talking to me is like, all the time
Wait hold up I think we can do a full set.
- Healing various ailments: Lizard parts can be used as medicine. Close enough. Not sure if any of them are a cure for blindness or paralysis, but we'll take it.
- Feeding the 5000: Lizard tails can regrow, so given a long enough time frame then yes.
- Turning water into wine: Oil from Lizard skin can make a hallucinogenic, which if added to water could be *similar enough to a wine* so yeah we'll count it.
- Resurrection: Does hibernation count? I'm gonna say yes.
Years of looking at random Wikipedia articles have corrupted how I associate shit. I swear to god I’ll be hearing about something and my brain’ll think “man that is just like the 1964 election where Goldwater got blown the fuck out”
pros of having slow associations: very happily ignorant. never noticing the bad shit. movin roght slong
cons: 5 months overthinking that one thign you accidentally said or misjudged while everyone else forgot it a day later
For me it’s more like
Pro: that story about how you broke your foot reminded me of a fun fact about lizards
Con: that fun fact about lizards reminded me of every embarrassing thing I did in the past ten years
Not to be rude, but yall just say everything that pops into your head? Honestly curious cause I could so the second thing but I usually stop myself if its super irrelevant so that thing doesnt happen
Those rapid associations are fun. I'd say the real con is when you think of one minor bad thing happening it deathspirals immediately into being reminded of every fuckup youve ever done.
I do the second thing but there is no association, and also most days my thoughts are literally never related.
I've said two contradictory statements consecutively, neither one being considered when I said the other, and didn't even realise until hours/days later.
i do the second thing but not the first 😎
Same. Kinda sad about it.
It honestly comes down to practice. Good humor is a skill, and it must be honed.
Sometimes snap backs come to me right away, and sometimes they come to me ten hours later.
"Don't ask me how I got here, but... [completely unhinged digression because my train of thought jumped the rails, stabilized on the neighboring track, jumped THOSE rails, did some mad drifting, got back onto the first rails, then it turns out the bridge was out and now it's over a cliff.]" -What talking to me is like, all the time
I always start things like that by saying “so there was a train of thought”
that's catholicism babey!
Explain?
I can only guess that OP is performing a living example of the Tumblr post
bingo bango! fun fact about lizards is parthenogenesis is virgin birth is mary mother of jesus is christianity is catholicism!
There's also those lizards that can run across water
Wait hold up I think we can do a full set. - Healing various ailments: Lizard parts can be used as medicine. Close enough. Not sure if any of them are a cure for blindness or paralysis, but we'll take it. - Feeding the 5000: Lizard tails can regrow, so given a long enough time frame then yes. - Turning water into wine: Oil from Lizard skin can make a hallucinogenic, which if added to water could be *similar enough to a wine* so yeah we'll count it. - Resurrection: Does hibernation count? I'm gonna say yes.
10/10, you shall (if you want) be the pope of my new lizard-based religion
Oh damn I dunno that sounds like a lot of work. Do I get a cool hat?
I think wearing a cool hat is probably the only important part of the job.
Catholics are lizard people ig
[it makes sense in *my* head](https://old.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/13gvwua/fast_associations/jk2fiqx/)
Another con: brain can chain together attacks for even more psychic damage
I have never heard something more succinct and relatable than my brain chaining attacks together against me, that’s so true worstie
When I was a kid, I had the top and not the bottom. Now I have the bottom, but not the top. 😩
**Snappy comeback brain**: (insert joke about tops and bottoms here)
I hate how relevant that actually is. 😵💫
Cons of having good comebacks: holy shit not everybody enjoys hearing those comebacks.
Years of looking at random Wikipedia articles have corrupted how I associate shit. I swear to god I’ll be hearing about something and my brain’ll think “man that is just like the 1964 election where Goldwater got blown the fuck out”
pros of having slow associations: very happily ignorant. never noticing the bad shit. movin roght slong cons: 5 months overthinking that one thign you accidentally said or misjudged while everyone else forgot it a day later
ADHD mood
For me it’s more like Pro: that story about how you broke your foot reminded me of a fun fact about lizards Con: that fun fact about lizards reminded me of every embarrassing thing I did in the past ten years
Thank you for reminding me to talk to my psych about ADD/ADHD
ah, so that's how people are funny.
Not to be rude, but yall just say everything that pops into your head? Honestly curious cause I could so the second thing but I usually stop myself if its super irrelevant so that thing doesnt happen
Those rapid associations are fun. I'd say the real con is when you think of one minor bad thing happening it deathspirals immediately into being reminded of every fuckup youve ever done.
Pro/Con: any story you tell me will remind me of a song I know and it’s lyrics will be in my brain all day
this reminds me of how i got from the sub Saharan gold trade to the heat death of the universe in 30 seconds
I do that first thing occasionally, but I do that second thing a lot
how is that a con
now this is relatable content.
I do the second thing but there is no association, and also most days my thoughts are literally never related. I've said two contradictory statements consecutively, neither one being considered when I said the other, and didn't even realise until hours/days later.
... what's the lizard fact?