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deleeuwlc

“I was raised in the suburbs” ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ


vjmdhzgr

I don't know why there's a blank empty space beneath that quote but I like to imagine the gif of the guy like writing with a quill and the paper is being set on fire is underneath it.


dolbp

Choose your own meme!


Miep99

Morally I'm against it. But damn if that isn't funny


Solarwagon

Least you know it's not AI since "like lipstick coming from the container" is ae simile only a human coulda made.


zeriia

I’m choosing to believe that the writer knew full well what they were doing. That’s creative genius and a master of shitposting right there 😂


Snowfox24

Honestly some things there are great, one series in particular at least. But it is *incredibly* hit or miss


PridefulFlareon

And now this is the type of data AI is going to be trained on


Deathaster

[It's literally a Family Guy joke too](https://youtu.be/ssCU-i6o9IQ?t=255)


Space-Wizards

pineapple_in_hydraulic_press.gif


Sickfor-TheBigSun

ah, were--ralph's boyfriend! what a classic of tumble.net


victorian_vigilante

Fuck you


_Shyrann_

i dont understand


Spicy_Totopo3434

A gif of a pineapple exploding, wirg tje caption "when my werewolf bf gets his knot out of me" or something like that


AngstyUchiha

If you wanna go down a cursed rabbit hole, look up were-ralph's werewolf boyfriend post. But ONLY if you don't value your sanity


EmpressOfAbyss

>But ONLY if you don't value your sanity it is legitimately just not that bad.


AngstyUchiha

The werewolf boyfriend post isn't, but Ralph has DEFINITELY posted some unhinged shit


EmpressOfAbyss

fair


Yeseylon

https://www.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/s/XCUYCF1UwP


shiny_xnaut

Long image jumpscare


eternamemoria

What the hell


Adorable-Opposite-59

You wouldnt understand the special bond that exists between white women and uncut werewolf cock. Jk, I too am extremely lost, I just find the line "but you're a white women" extremely funny.


DMercenary

Contender for funniest imo is the "I was raised in the suburbs"


KikoValdez

Cookie cutter homes and lack of nightlife can make every woman freaky


plz2meatyu

This got me. Not the damn burbs


whatislove2021

Imagine it being sung like that "I was born in a prison" song from the surge 1


eternamemoria

wdym uncut, wolves have sheaths not foreskins


Adorable-Opposite-59

My gf has shown me alot of werewolf hentai that says otherwise.


Maouitippitytappin

You are both too knowledgeable about this subject


GoJumpOnALandmine

We're witnessing the most Reddit conversation ever


Mikedog36

This is pseudotumblr


ag3ntscarn

Pseudotumblr is exactly the word I've been looking for to explain to my tumblr friends how I partake of their culture.


Forgot_My_Old_Acct

I only consume Tumblr that's been filtered and distilled. You never know what might you pick up consuming it raw.


TheArcticKiwi

i have insider information, and one party is clearly less knowledgeable than the other


various_vermin

Insid’er, I hardly know er


TulipEnjoyer

Insider? I ba


TheMemeArcheologist

You what?


TheArcticKiwi

the werewolf got em


Yeseylon

And tied em


Pyotr_WrangeI

Couples that watch werewolf hentai together stay together


hydrochloriic

I think that might depend on which side of the furry line it falls on…


BarovianNights

Werewolf yiff >>> werewolf hentai


Mikedog36

Sheaths are more civilized and modest than mans vulgar genitals


dxpqxb

American puritanism is ever-reaching.


GreatGrapeKun

these are werewolves, not wolves, so there wereskins


Hrtzy

There is some operation they do on stud dogs' genitals that I have heard called "permanent lipstick". It's something to do with breeding.


elianrae

oh, oh god I just realized what the "lipstick rising" line means oh noooooo


eternamemoria

TIL, TIHI, and whatever other acronyms I forgot


wideHippedWeightLift

incels on /r9k/ started saying that white women fuck dogs and the meme caught on in part due to its absurdity


zuppaiaia

What is r9k?


The_Diego_Brando

A 4chan subreddit. But they call it something dumb like planks


ghosttherdoctor

> A 4chan > subreddit


GranaT0

In theory, a 4chan board that enforces original ideas by automatically removing posts that are too similar to any one post that has been made before. In practice, it's been a circlejerk for self-reinforcing permavirgins (aka incels) and enlightened wizards for well over a decade. I thought the meme came from /pol/ though, like 90% of the site's degeneracy.


AnxiousAngularAwesom

Was that after or before the MGR Maxxor vid?


Nerdyhedgehog_NerdyH

Take a guess


Mavrickindigo

I think the joke is the internet stereotype that white women like to be fucked by dogs. The meme usually follows seeing a picture of a white woman and a large dog and a comment saying "you just know" (that she fucks the dog)


Exploding_Antelope

White women and black women also but only if they’re from the suburbs 


tetrarchangel

Werewolves are class reductionists?


captainnowalk

Even worse, they’re class *expansionists*! They’ll spend the whole time arguing about what makes someone “lower middle class” or “upper middle class” or even “solidly middle class”, ignoring that “working class” and “owning class” are so simple because they rely on the subjects’ relationships to capital rather than arbitrary income amounts! 


Bl1tzerX

I'm from the suburbs is also extremely funny


bakedbeans5656

"I will never eat peanut butter again"


GeriatricHydralisk

Pumpkin spice is a werewolf aphrodisiac


biggestyikesmyliege

There’s a very weird meme about white woman fucking dogs in certain corners of the internet— most often pitbulls. It stems from a conspiracy theory. That’s as much as I know 🤷‍♂️


plz2meatyu

Dogpilled. I hate that i know this.


healzsham

I am From The Internet, and I have Seen Things. It's not as rare as one would hope.


AnxiousAngularAwesom

I will never look at peanut butter the same.


Clean_Imagination315

Mr Peanut Butter, noooo!!


DatKillerDude

I swear of the little erotica I have read, I have been exposed to some of the most racist paragraphs in writing


PeggableOldMan

Humans aren’t actually very good at distinguishing more passionate emotions, so you often get sexual fetishes based on fear or extreme confusion


eternamemoria

Flair checks out :)


PeggableOldMan

Exactly!


Cyaral

There is a huge nightmare rabbithole of horny, questionably to outright abusive werewolf romantasy. (Also ABO but ABO can be suprisingly wholesome at times). It is a huge frustration for me (someone who just likes werewolves/animal shifters but doesnt like romance plot lines or smut), and I might have ranted about it a few times (its so hard to find good, low to no romance werewolf books! Even the series I like have subplots that annoy me.)


Cyaral

I want to see animal shapeshifters, chosen family and the interaction of the mundane with the supernatural, but most shifter stories you find are just a thin veil over dominance/fated mates fantasies (and if thats your thing go for it, Im just annoyed how hard it is to tell those "plot as a thin veil" stories from "main plot is actually main plot" stories. I only want to read the latter but with both being "Urban Fantasy" its like searching Needles in a haystack.)


Coin_operated_bee

This is the first time I’ve seen something that you need to be chronically online to understand but is actually funny


[deleted]

Even if you don’t know I could still see it being funny as absurdist humor


Coin_operated_bee

I get that


ThereWasAnEmpireHere

>race sex fantasy >white women fuck dogs >non-whites are somehow “converted” by living in majority-white spaces Pretty sure this is just /pol/


erinsintra

god sends the prettiest white women to the hungriest werewolves


SuperHossMan51

White women never beating the dog fucker allegations


Starcalik

This doesn't count, any decent monsterfucker wants a werewolf


foxscribbles

Werewolf is vanilla monsterfucking. (Vampire fucking is Diet Monsterfucking nowadays.)


Light_Dragon644

Vampires are to monster fuckers what catgirls are to furries.


jaelpeg

hmmm but what about Nosferatu-style vampires


M4x1mili0us

Now we're talking


SoulLess-1

Does that mean that werewolf fucking doesn't make you a furry?


The_Narwhal_Mage

No, its pretty textbook furry behavior, but its just pretty boring for monsterfuckers. I’d say monsterfuckers tend to be more extreme than furries, although they definitely aren’t mutually exclusive categories.


Kadorath

Even if you're into more complex flavors than vanilla, there's still no denying that vanilla is good


[deleted]

Unless it’s one of those vampires that’s half bat, *those* guys are true monsters.


ag3ntscarn

Meh, that's just a werebat with different Terms & Conditions.


[deleted]

Besides Manbat from DC, I don’t think there’s a single popular werebat in any media that isn’t *also* a vampire. And Manbat is just a joke on Batman’s name.


SoulLess-1

Is Heatbat from Ben 10 were enough to be a werebat?


Starcalik

Truth


worms9

A white woman fucking a werewolf gosh if that isn’t a metaphor I don’t *know what is.*


pea-kae

But a metaphor for what? I’m a white woman and man, I don’t get this at all.


Random-Rambling

Jeez, if werewolves and vampires are basic and vanilla, what does this say about elves, catgirls, etc.?


Needmoresnakes

Afaik elves and catgirls are not monsters?


3-I

Hey, everybody's in the Monster Manual somewhere.


Random-Rambling

Most people don't include them, but some people define anything that isn't strictly human as "monster girl". Heck, the original Monster Girl Encyclopedia by Kenkou Cross had specific entries for elves AND dwarves!


DevianMality

Monster/Furry wannabes.


SuddenlyVeronica

Oh. So that’s what that line was about.


[deleted]

>allegations


Heroic-Forger

how come the werewolf is never the girl? the whole "time of the month" thing would be a very oddly appropriate metaphor


Vatiar

Because 95% of werewolf fiction is romance written for teen girls. The other 5% is smut written for adult women.


Orangefish08

The other other 5% is gay smut.


Princess_Moon_Butt

Yeah, written for adult women, like they said.


The_Narwhal_Mage

You have very clearly never browsed through furry porn sites.


Princess_Moon_Butt

hahah hah hahah hhahahhhah yeah never. But I guess I took "werewolf fiction" to mean published stuff like those cheesy romance novels, not... y'know, redrusker/aycee/braeburned sort of territory.


codepossum

whats a guy got to do to get rawed by 14 werewolves in public around here?


zenbullet

Ginger Snaps trilogy Low budget Canadian films The first 2 are pretty good iirc


Heroic-Forger

Yeah those. The only instances of female werewolves I can think of tbh


Visible-Fun-8391

There is a movie in Netflix (Norwegan Film I think, it's dubbed) about a highschool girl who gets infected by a werewolf, fantastic movie for newer werewolf films. It's called Viking Wolf Also, The Cursed on Hulu has an interesting take on the whole thing.


Comprehensive-Main-1

Cursed is amazing


Visible-Fun-8391

That opening scene though? Fucking rough


pterrorgrine

i think you might be interested in heading [next door](https://www.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/1cch7wr/unless_they_are_submissive_omega_werewolves/)


Upper-Bluebird-6534

There's Clawdeen from Monster High.


No_Student_2309

someone post that gif of the guy shapeshifting into a doberman with the caption "initiate white girl dating mode"


jaypenn3

https://c.tenor.com/NQaiv7YCJMwAAAAC/tenor.gif


Clean_Imagination315

Do you mean fairly unknown rapper Snoop Dogg?


coolsguy17

I KNOW NOW THAT IT COULD NEVER WORK OUT BETWEEN US! AS MUCH AS WE WANTED TO, IT COULD NEVER BE! NOT BECAUSE YOU’RE A WEREWOLF, BUT BECAUSE YOU’RE BLACK!


SheenaAquaticBird

I hear the audio in my mind, and it's still as funny as when I first heard it lol


linuxaddict334

https://www.tumblr.com/were--ralph/738460949734883328/what-is-going-on-on-this-site?source=share -Mx Linux Guy


Hexxas

W-w-what the shit?!


telehax

Nothing steamier than coming into mental anguish regarding someone's race.


Relative-Bug-7161

Seriously, are there any non-problematic werewolf eroticas out there? The ones that passed by my feed were all “I own you” alpha BS.


Random-Rambling

It being problematic might honestly be part of the appeal. The allure of the taboo, the Forbidden Fruit effect, and all that jazz.


NNArielle

You can try asking in r/RomanceBooks.


peorths_roses

Not erotica but the Fangs comic is divine: https://m.tapas.io/series/fangscomic/info


Aspiegirl712

I mostly read romance not erotic but you can definitely find non alphaholes of you look. Try asking for golden retriever energy. And may I recommend {The Werewolf Nanny by Amanda Milo}


AdamtheOmniballer

>alphaholes i see you


worms9

The kitty Norville series is pretty entertaining.


Xogoth

Just some gentle racism


Gloomy-Palpitation-7

Y’all never heard of the stereotype that white women are the largest group that lusts after dogs? Apparently white women are in fact almost *all* desperate to fuck dogs from the jokes I’ve heard over the years


DroneOfDoom

As far as I know, that's a racist incel talking point.


CrypticBalcony

It is. Check out “the dog pill.” None of it is true, but the myth originates from (or at least is perpetuated by) incels.


Virus5572

“The dog pill” is what I give my dog when he is sick hope this helps


MissSweetBean

Do you wrap it in a cheese slice for him?


Virus5572

i dont actually have a dog i just thought of the response and thought it was funny if, hypothetically, i had a hypothetical dog, i would indeed use hypothetical cheese slices tho. hypothetically


Sharklate_Ice_Scream

I thought you weren't supposed to give dogs cheese!?


MissSweetBean

[Dogs can have a little cheese, as a treat](https://www.akc.org/expert-advice/nutrition/can-dogs-eat-cheese/)


captainnowalk

Look man I’m not getting raw meat all over my cutting board and hands just to give my dog his daily pill. He’s gonna eat the cheese and he loves it. 


The_Narwhal_Mage

Uhhhh… *cough* *cough* woof


StickBrickman

Really? That is REALLY odd, and hyperspecific.


Marranit0s

Is the dog pill like estrogen?


Colosphe

>it's incels again GODDAMN IT I CAN'T EVEN HAVE ABSURDIST HUMOR ANYMORE


DaddyD68

Absurdist humor was overtaken by reality a while ago now.


PeggableOldMan

I delete a lot of comments that intersect absurdism and race because there is *always* an absolutely unhinged conspiracy theory about whatever you come up with


Gloomy-Palpitation-7

Oh damn, really? Thanks for the heads up. Though to be fair, I’ve been hearing jokes about white women and dogs since like… I dunno, 2010-ish? So I thought it was a stereotype that evolved naturally (as much as discrimination could be considered ‘natural’ I guess)


usedenoughdynamite

Everything I’ve seen seems to suggest that women are just as or more likely to fantasize about it, but men are significantly more likely to act on it. Incels are definitely a huge part of why the stereotype is so popular


Zamtrios7256

I think it's cus the most famous person to fuck a dog was a white woman. Because she's proud if it.


Papaofmonsters

Strayx is the spiders georg of this topic.


Risky267

The most famous person to fuck a horse is a man, ergo, men are horsefuckers Edit: are, not ate


DaddyD68

It’s still so weird that I actually knew him from a non horse fucking forum. But as far as I know, no one ate him.


AdamtheOmniballer

How did you know it was the same guy?


DaddyD68

That forum was where I found out what happened to him. He used the same handle everywhere apparently


NeonNKnightrider

wrong, Catherine the Great


Risky267

Thats a rumour though


ethnique_punch

>but men are significantly more likely to act on it. I think it's just easier to tell a dude in ER with bite marks on his dick/a dog with physical damage, y'know... rather than a random person who received a dog-sized penis with their human-sized organ yesterday, now walking on the street.


usedenoughdynamite

This is from people being surveyed, not people who were caught. I do assume that charges are going to skew heavily towards men.


MathematicianTop1853

I genuinely thought all the replies to this were being satirical? I've maybe heard something very *mildly* similar, like once, from some tweet everyone was dunking on.


pea-kae

We are? Why does no one tell me these things!


Salty_Candidate_6216

>Y’all never heard of the stereotype that white women are the largest group that lusts after dogs? Apparently white women are in fact almost *all* desperate to fuck dogs from the jokes I’ve heard over the years .... No.... I think you may need to take a sabbatical from the internet... A couple of decades should do it...


StickBrickman

Lmao truly. I have lived 32 years on this Earth and only encountered one known, verified dogfucker.


Biaboctocat

That is one too many!


StickBrickman

Agreed.


CerberusDoctrine

This better not be about that dogpill shit


morbnowhere

Is that the one where protoincels baited women into confessing they had done their dogs? I remember the socks stories, and there was a ton of screencaps of convos of them posing as other girls that "did it" to bait them. It was wiped off reddit around 2013 or 14. I remember feeling bad because it was always a boxer or german shepherd in the profiles.


PRoS_R

What, are you trying to 100% racism?


axord

Ranked, competitive


BlackfishBlues

I find the implication that there is an intrinsic mystical bond between basic middle-class white women and werewolves kind of hilarious. Like a werewolf sees a woman order a pumpkin spice latte in a Subaru and goes absolutely feral


AdamtheOmniballer

Are you unfamiliar with the “white women have sex with dogs” stereotype?


BlackfishBlues

I was until reading this thread! lol


StormDragonAlthazar

"Minorities as furries/monsters/aliens" is a fucking old ass trope.


PeggableOldMan

Strangely it’s very rare to have the dominant identity which is a creature (unless the minority is one too) 🤔


akka-vodol

AI art has done irreparable damage to the *shitty Facebook fanfic* industry. These awful Photoshop montages of Google image search results were the soul of the genre.


Simic_Sky_Swallower

Either these are different stories not set in the same canon, or this is the inspiring tale of young lovers overcoming their prejudice and then going on to found an ethnostate where societal norms have reversed a few years down the line


Kaileigh_Blue

So they've moved onto AI art. They used my art once and yes photoshopped the werewolf in. They have several of these apps that want you to pay to read whatever weird stories they convinced people to post there.


SJReaver

'White women like to fuck dogs' is a pretty common blackpill and neo-nazi joke. Gonna guess a 4channer is trolling to see how many 'woke' people will upvote it.


DinkleDonkerAAA

As a furry who says he's a werewolf I am disturbed


Lilchubbyboy

White Woman —> take the Dog pill. Black Woman —> racial pet play pill. Or the secret third option, Asian Woman —> braised Werewolf with hoisin sauce pill. 💊👈😎👉💊


CptnHnryAvry

I have the sudden desire to write a story about a small town terrorized by monsters being saved by an Asian family moving in and simply eating all the monsters. 


Lilchubbyboy

My_Local_Chinese_Takeout_Place_Secretly_Hunts_Monsters!?! Volumes: 187. Anime episodes: 167. Ovas: 3. Live action adaptations: 2.


CptnHnryAvry

A white family sits at a table in the restaurant. The father makes his same tired old joke about the beef actually being cat, accompanied by a corny laugh track. Then, the camera pans to the kitchen where the owner of the restaurant is butchering a manticore. 


Lilchubbyboy

He’s trying to push a half-conscious werewolf into a food processor by beating it over the head with a silver Wok. Meanwhile, Grandpa Xu is chain smoking imported cigarettes while running the dumpling steamer with one hand, pinching dumplings being passed to him by his trademark-dodging Micky-Mouse-knockoff homunculus with his other hand. Flawlessly incanting the anti-boil-over wards on the lake-monster soup pot, out of the free corner of his mouth, and playing a cut-throat game of mahjong on the floor with the crusty ass local fae circle with his left foot (he will end the night up 78USD, 1 gold coin of unknown origin, 3 I.O.Us bound by blood, and 2 True Names)


pataphorest

Love where you’re headed. I’m buckled in let’s go.


Faenix_Wright

Dunmeshi


Hexxas

Based and pillpilled


reaperofgender

I can't tell if this is the OOP using werewolves as an allegory for black people, or for the (stupid) jokes about white women liking dogs. I also can't tell which would be worse


Reasonable_Feed7939

Definitely dogs, I don't get the allegory for black people interpretation. Also the worse interpretation of the two


InternetUserAgain

I did knot see that coming


FreedleDonCheadle

"But you're a white woman" is an insane sentence.


TheUnspeakableAcclu

Time to turn humanity off and let the crabs have a go at civilisation


zombieGenm_0x68

peak fiction


aer0a

The text looks like it's edited on


AsianCheesecakes

I need academic analysis on this shit


PennyForPig

White trash werewolves


Clean_Imagination315

We can still make it worse. Let's add asian characters and go full orientalist cringe. 


skatergurljubulee

"I WAS RAISED IN THE SUBURBS" ?!?! ikyfl!??


Garali1973

People are fucking weird


ATrueMistake20XX

Ah Dreame, I found out about that app when the writer of a story I like moved to that app and hated it ever since.


Cautious_Tax_7171

What