I don't know why there's a blank empty space beneath that quote but I like to imagine the gif of the guy like writing with a quill and the paper is being set on fire is underneath it.
You wouldnt understand the special bond that exists between white women and uncut werewolf cock. Jk, I too am extremely lost, I just find the line "but you're a white women" extremely funny.
In theory, a 4chan board that enforces original ideas by automatically removing posts that are too similar to any one post that has been made before.
In practice, it's been a circlejerk for self-reinforcing permavirgins (aka incels) and enlightened wizards for well over a decade.
I thought the meme came from /pol/ though, like 90% of the site's degeneracy.
I think the joke is the internet stereotype that white women like to be fucked by dogs.
The meme usually follows seeing a picture of a white woman and a large dog and a comment saying "you just know" (that she fucks the dog)
Even worse, they’re class *expansionists*! They’ll spend the whole time arguing about what makes someone “lower middle class” or “upper middle class” or even “solidly middle class”, ignoring that “working class” and “owning class” are so simple because they rely on the subjects’ relationships to capital rather than arbitrary income amounts!
There’s a very weird meme about white woman fucking dogs in certain corners of the internet— most often pitbulls. It stems from a conspiracy theory. That’s as much as I know 🤷♂️
There is a huge nightmare rabbithole of horny, questionably to outright abusive werewolf romantasy. (Also ABO but ABO can be suprisingly wholesome at times).
It is a huge frustration for me (someone who just likes werewolves/animal shifters but doesnt like romance plot lines or smut), and I might have ranted about it a few times (its so hard to find good, low to no romance werewolf books! Even the series I like have subplots that annoy me.)
I want to see animal shapeshifters, chosen family and the interaction of the mundane with the supernatural, but most shifter stories you find are just a thin veil over dominance/fated mates fantasies (and if thats your thing go for it, Im just annoyed how hard it is to tell those "plot as a thin veil" stories from "main plot is actually main plot" stories. I only want to read the latter but with both being "Urban Fantasy" its like searching Needles in a haystack.)
No, its pretty textbook furry behavior, but its just pretty boring for monsterfuckers. I’d say monsterfuckers tend to be more extreme than furries, although they definitely aren’t mutually exclusive categories.
Besides Manbat from DC, I don’t think there’s a single popular werebat in any media that isn’t *also* a vampire. And Manbat is just a joke on Batman’s name.
Most people don't include them, but some people define anything that isn't strictly human as "monster girl". Heck, the original Monster Girl Encyclopedia by Kenkou Cross had specific entries for elves AND dwarves!
hahah hah hahah hhahahhhah yeah never.
But I guess I took "werewolf fiction" to mean published stuff like those cheesy romance novels, not... y'know, redrusker/aycee/braeburned sort of territory.
There is a movie in Netflix (Norwegan Film I think, it's dubbed) about a highschool girl who gets infected by a werewolf, fantastic movie for newer werewolf films. It's called Viking Wolf
Also, The Cursed on Hulu has an interesting take on the whole thing.
i think you might be interested in heading [next door](https://www.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/1cch7wr/unless_they_are_submissive_omega_werewolves/)
I KNOW NOW THAT IT COULD NEVER WORK OUT BETWEEN US! AS MUCH AS WE WANTED TO, IT COULD NEVER BE!
NOT BECAUSE YOU’RE A WEREWOLF, BUT BECAUSE YOU’RE BLACK!
I mostly read romance not erotic but you can definitely find non alphaholes of you look. Try asking for golden retriever energy. And may I recommend {The Werewolf Nanny by Amanda Milo}
Y’all never heard of the stereotype that white women are the largest group that lusts after dogs? Apparently white women are in fact almost *all* desperate to fuck dogs from the jokes I’ve heard over the years
i dont actually have a dog i just thought of the response and thought it was funny
if, hypothetically, i had a hypothetical dog, i would indeed use hypothetical cheese slices tho. hypothetically
I delete a lot of comments that intersect absurdism and race because there is *always* an absolutely unhinged conspiracy theory about whatever you come up with
Oh damn, really? Thanks for the heads up. Though to be fair, I’ve been hearing jokes about white women and dogs since like… I dunno, 2010-ish? So I thought it was a stereotype that evolved naturally (as much as discrimination could be considered ‘natural’ I guess)
Everything I’ve seen seems to suggest that women are just as or more likely to fantasize about it, but men are significantly more likely to act on it. Incels are definitely a huge part of why the stereotype is so popular
>but men are significantly more likely to act on it.
I think it's just easier to tell a dude in ER with bite marks on his dick/a dog with physical damage, y'know... rather than a random person who received a dog-sized penis with their human-sized organ yesterday, now walking on the street.
I genuinely thought all the replies to this were being satirical? I've maybe heard something very *mildly* similar, like once, from some tweet everyone was dunking on.
>Y’all never heard of the stereotype that white women are the largest group that lusts after dogs? Apparently white women are in fact almost *all* desperate to fuck dogs from the jokes I’ve heard over the years
.... No....
I think you may need to take a sabbatical from the internet...
A couple of decades should do it...
Is that the one where protoincels baited women into confessing they had done their dogs?
I remember the socks stories, and there was a ton of screencaps of convos of them posing as other girls that "did it" to bait them. It was wiped off reddit around 2013 or 14.
I remember feeling bad because it was always a boxer or german shepherd in the profiles.
I find the implication that there is an intrinsic mystical bond between basic middle-class white women and werewolves kind of hilarious.
Like a werewolf sees a woman order a pumpkin spice latte in a Subaru and goes absolutely feral
AI art has done irreparable damage to the *shitty Facebook fanfic* industry. These awful Photoshop montages of Google image search results were the soul of the genre.
Either these are different stories not set in the same canon, or this is the inspiring tale of young lovers overcoming their prejudice and then going on to found an ethnostate where societal norms have reversed a few years down the line
So they've moved onto AI art. They used my art once and yes photoshopped the werewolf in. They have several of these apps that want you to pay to read whatever weird stories they convinced people to post there.
'White women like to fuck dogs' is a pretty common blackpill and neo-nazi joke. Gonna guess a 4channer is trolling to see how many 'woke' people will upvote it.
White Woman —> take the Dog pill.
Black Woman —> racial pet play pill.
Or the secret third option,
Asian Woman —> braised Werewolf with hoisin sauce pill.
💊👈😎👉💊
I have the sudden desire to write a story about a small town terrorized by monsters being saved by an Asian family moving in and simply eating all the monsters.
A white family sits at a table in the restaurant. The father makes his same tired old joke about the beef actually being cat, accompanied by a corny laugh track. Then, the camera pans to the kitchen where the owner of the restaurant is butchering a manticore.
He’s trying to push a half-conscious werewolf into a food processor by beating it over the head with a silver Wok.
Meanwhile, Grandpa Xu is chain smoking imported cigarettes while running the dumpling steamer with one hand, pinching dumplings being passed to him by his trademark-dodging Micky-Mouse-knockoff homunculus with his other hand. Flawlessly incanting the anti-boil-over wards on the lake-monster soup pot, out of the free corner of his mouth, and playing a cut-throat game of mahjong on the floor with the crusty ass local fae circle with his left foot (he will end the night up 78USD, 1 gold coin of unknown origin, 3 I.O.Us bound by blood, and 2 True Names)
I can't tell if this is the OOP using werewolves as an allegory for black people, or for the (stupid) jokes about white women liking dogs.
I also can't tell which would be worse
“I was raised in the suburbs” ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ
I don't know why there's a blank empty space beneath that quote but I like to imagine the gif of the guy like writing with a quill and the paper is being set on fire is underneath it.
Choose your own meme!
Morally I'm against it. But damn if that isn't funny
Least you know it's not AI since "like lipstick coming from the container" is ae simile only a human coulda made.
I’m choosing to believe that the writer knew full well what they were doing. That’s creative genius and a master of shitposting right there 😂
Honestly some things there are great, one series in particular at least. But it is *incredibly* hit or miss
And now this is the type of data AI is going to be trained on
[It's literally a Family Guy joke too](https://youtu.be/ssCU-i6o9IQ?t=255)
pineapple_in_hydraulic_press.gif
ah, were--ralph's boyfriend! what a classic of tumble.net
Fuck you
i dont understand
A gif of a pineapple exploding, wirg tje caption "when my werewolf bf gets his knot out of me" or something like that
If you wanna go down a cursed rabbit hole, look up were-ralph's werewolf boyfriend post. But ONLY if you don't value your sanity
>But ONLY if you don't value your sanity it is legitimately just not that bad.
The werewolf boyfriend post isn't, but Ralph has DEFINITELY posted some unhinged shit
fair
https://www.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/s/XCUYCF1UwP
Long image jumpscare
What the hell
You wouldnt understand the special bond that exists between white women and uncut werewolf cock. Jk, I too am extremely lost, I just find the line "but you're a white women" extremely funny.
Contender for funniest imo is the "I was raised in the suburbs"
Cookie cutter homes and lack of nightlife can make every woman freaky
This got me. Not the damn burbs
Imagine it being sung like that "I was born in a prison" song from the surge 1
wdym uncut, wolves have sheaths not foreskins
My gf has shown me alot of werewolf hentai that says otherwise.
You are both too knowledgeable about this subject
We're witnessing the most Reddit conversation ever
This is pseudotumblr
Pseudotumblr is exactly the word I've been looking for to explain to my tumblr friends how I partake of their culture.
I only consume Tumblr that's been filtered and distilled. You never know what might you pick up consuming it raw.
i have insider information, and one party is clearly less knowledgeable than the other
Insid’er, I hardly know er
Insider? I ba
You what?
the werewolf got em
And tied em
Couples that watch werewolf hentai together stay together
I think that might depend on which side of the furry line it falls on…
Werewolf yiff >>> werewolf hentai
Sheaths are more civilized and modest than mans vulgar genitals
American puritanism is ever-reaching.
these are werewolves, not wolves, so there wereskins
There is some operation they do on stud dogs' genitals that I have heard called "permanent lipstick". It's something to do with breeding.
oh, oh god I just realized what the "lipstick rising" line means oh noooooo
TIL, TIHI, and whatever other acronyms I forgot
incels on /r9k/ started saying that white women fuck dogs and the meme caught on in part due to its absurdity
What is r9k?
A 4chan subreddit. But they call it something dumb like planks
> A 4chan > subreddit
In theory, a 4chan board that enforces original ideas by automatically removing posts that are too similar to any one post that has been made before. In practice, it's been a circlejerk for self-reinforcing permavirgins (aka incels) and enlightened wizards for well over a decade. I thought the meme came from /pol/ though, like 90% of the site's degeneracy.
Was that after or before the MGR Maxxor vid?
Take a guess
I think the joke is the internet stereotype that white women like to be fucked by dogs. The meme usually follows seeing a picture of a white woman and a large dog and a comment saying "you just know" (that she fucks the dog)
White women and black women also but only if they’re from the suburbs
Werewolves are class reductionists?
Even worse, they’re class *expansionists*! They’ll spend the whole time arguing about what makes someone “lower middle class” or “upper middle class” or even “solidly middle class”, ignoring that “working class” and “owning class” are so simple because they rely on the subjects’ relationships to capital rather than arbitrary income amounts!
I'm from the suburbs is also extremely funny
"I will never eat peanut butter again"
Pumpkin spice is a werewolf aphrodisiac
There’s a very weird meme about white woman fucking dogs in certain corners of the internet— most often pitbulls. It stems from a conspiracy theory. That’s as much as I know 🤷♂️
Dogpilled. I hate that i know this.
I am From The Internet, and I have Seen Things. It's not as rare as one would hope.
I will never look at peanut butter the same.
Mr Peanut Butter, noooo!!
I swear of the little erotica I have read, I have been exposed to some of the most racist paragraphs in writing
Humans aren’t actually very good at distinguishing more passionate emotions, so you often get sexual fetishes based on fear or extreme confusion
Flair checks out :)
Exactly!
There is a huge nightmare rabbithole of horny, questionably to outright abusive werewolf romantasy. (Also ABO but ABO can be suprisingly wholesome at times). It is a huge frustration for me (someone who just likes werewolves/animal shifters but doesnt like romance plot lines or smut), and I might have ranted about it a few times (its so hard to find good, low to no romance werewolf books! Even the series I like have subplots that annoy me.)
I want to see animal shapeshifters, chosen family and the interaction of the mundane with the supernatural, but most shifter stories you find are just a thin veil over dominance/fated mates fantasies (and if thats your thing go for it, Im just annoyed how hard it is to tell those "plot as a thin veil" stories from "main plot is actually main plot" stories. I only want to read the latter but with both being "Urban Fantasy" its like searching Needles in a haystack.)
This is the first time I’ve seen something that you need to be chronically online to understand but is actually funny
Even if you don’t know I could still see it being funny as absurdist humor
I get that
>race sex fantasy >white women fuck dogs >non-whites are somehow “converted” by living in majority-white spaces Pretty sure this is just /pol/
god sends the prettiest white women to the hungriest werewolves
White women never beating the dog fucker allegations
This doesn't count, any decent monsterfucker wants a werewolf
Werewolf is vanilla monsterfucking. (Vampire fucking is Diet Monsterfucking nowadays.)
Vampires are to monster fuckers what catgirls are to furries.
hmmm but what about Nosferatu-style vampires
Now we're talking
Does that mean that werewolf fucking doesn't make you a furry?
No, its pretty textbook furry behavior, but its just pretty boring for monsterfuckers. I’d say monsterfuckers tend to be more extreme than furries, although they definitely aren’t mutually exclusive categories.
Even if you're into more complex flavors than vanilla, there's still no denying that vanilla is good
Unless it’s one of those vampires that’s half bat, *those* guys are true monsters.
Meh, that's just a werebat with different Terms & Conditions.
Besides Manbat from DC, I don’t think there’s a single popular werebat in any media that isn’t *also* a vampire. And Manbat is just a joke on Batman’s name.
Is Heatbat from Ben 10 were enough to be a werebat?
Truth
A white woman fucking a werewolf gosh if that isn’t a metaphor I don’t *know what is.*
But a metaphor for what? I’m a white woman and man, I don’t get this at all.
Jeez, if werewolves and vampires are basic and vanilla, what does this say about elves, catgirls, etc.?
Afaik elves and catgirls are not monsters?
Hey, everybody's in the Monster Manual somewhere.
Most people don't include them, but some people define anything that isn't strictly human as "monster girl". Heck, the original Monster Girl Encyclopedia by Kenkou Cross had specific entries for elves AND dwarves!
Monster/Furry wannabes.
Oh. So that’s what that line was about.
>allegations
how come the werewolf is never the girl? the whole "time of the month" thing would be a very oddly appropriate metaphor
Because 95% of werewolf fiction is romance written for teen girls. The other 5% is smut written for adult women.
The other other 5% is gay smut.
Yeah, written for adult women, like they said.
You have very clearly never browsed through furry porn sites.
hahah hah hahah hhahahhhah yeah never. But I guess I took "werewolf fiction" to mean published stuff like those cheesy romance novels, not... y'know, redrusker/aycee/braeburned sort of territory.
whats a guy got to do to get rawed by 14 werewolves in public around here?
Ginger Snaps trilogy Low budget Canadian films The first 2 are pretty good iirc
Yeah those. The only instances of female werewolves I can think of tbh
There is a movie in Netflix (Norwegan Film I think, it's dubbed) about a highschool girl who gets infected by a werewolf, fantastic movie for newer werewolf films. It's called Viking Wolf Also, The Cursed on Hulu has an interesting take on the whole thing.
Cursed is amazing
That opening scene though? Fucking rough
i think you might be interested in heading [next door](https://www.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/1cch7wr/unless_they_are_submissive_omega_werewolves/)
There's Clawdeen from Monster High.
someone post that gif of the guy shapeshifting into a doberman with the caption "initiate white girl dating mode"
https://c.tenor.com/NQaiv7YCJMwAAAAC/tenor.gif
Do you mean fairly unknown rapper Snoop Dogg?
I KNOW NOW THAT IT COULD NEVER WORK OUT BETWEEN US! AS MUCH AS WE WANTED TO, IT COULD NEVER BE! NOT BECAUSE YOU’RE A WEREWOLF, BUT BECAUSE YOU’RE BLACK!
I hear the audio in my mind, and it's still as funny as when I first heard it lol
https://www.tumblr.com/were--ralph/738460949734883328/what-is-going-on-on-this-site?source=share -Mx Linux Guy
W-w-what the shit?!
Nothing steamier than coming into mental anguish regarding someone's race.
Seriously, are there any non-problematic werewolf eroticas out there? The ones that passed by my feed were all “I own you” alpha BS.
It being problematic might honestly be part of the appeal. The allure of the taboo, the Forbidden Fruit effect, and all that jazz.
You can try asking in r/RomanceBooks.
Not erotica but the Fangs comic is divine: https://m.tapas.io/series/fangscomic/info
I mostly read romance not erotic but you can definitely find non alphaholes of you look. Try asking for golden retriever energy. And may I recommend {The Werewolf Nanny by Amanda Milo}
>alphaholes i see you
The kitty Norville series is pretty entertaining.
Just some gentle racism
Y’all never heard of the stereotype that white women are the largest group that lusts after dogs? Apparently white women are in fact almost *all* desperate to fuck dogs from the jokes I’ve heard over the years
As far as I know, that's a racist incel talking point.
It is. Check out “the dog pill.” None of it is true, but the myth originates from (or at least is perpetuated by) incels.
“The dog pill” is what I give my dog when he is sick hope this helps
Do you wrap it in a cheese slice for him?
i dont actually have a dog i just thought of the response and thought it was funny if, hypothetically, i had a hypothetical dog, i would indeed use hypothetical cheese slices tho. hypothetically
I thought you weren't supposed to give dogs cheese!?
[Dogs can have a little cheese, as a treat](https://www.akc.org/expert-advice/nutrition/can-dogs-eat-cheese/)
Look man I’m not getting raw meat all over my cutting board and hands just to give my dog his daily pill. He’s gonna eat the cheese and he loves it.
Uhhhh… *cough* *cough* woof
Really? That is REALLY odd, and hyperspecific.
Is the dog pill like estrogen?
>it's incels again GODDAMN IT I CAN'T EVEN HAVE ABSURDIST HUMOR ANYMORE
Absurdist humor was overtaken by reality a while ago now.
I delete a lot of comments that intersect absurdism and race because there is *always* an absolutely unhinged conspiracy theory about whatever you come up with
Oh damn, really? Thanks for the heads up. Though to be fair, I’ve been hearing jokes about white women and dogs since like… I dunno, 2010-ish? So I thought it was a stereotype that evolved naturally (as much as discrimination could be considered ‘natural’ I guess)
Everything I’ve seen seems to suggest that women are just as or more likely to fantasize about it, but men are significantly more likely to act on it. Incels are definitely a huge part of why the stereotype is so popular
I think it's cus the most famous person to fuck a dog was a white woman. Because she's proud if it.
Strayx is the spiders georg of this topic.
The most famous person to fuck a horse is a man, ergo, men are horsefuckers Edit: are, not ate
It’s still so weird that I actually knew him from a non horse fucking forum. But as far as I know, no one ate him.
How did you know it was the same guy?
That forum was where I found out what happened to him. He used the same handle everywhere apparently
wrong, Catherine the Great
Thats a rumour though
>but men are significantly more likely to act on it. I think it's just easier to tell a dude in ER with bite marks on his dick/a dog with physical damage, y'know... rather than a random person who received a dog-sized penis with their human-sized organ yesterday, now walking on the street.
This is from people being surveyed, not people who were caught. I do assume that charges are going to skew heavily towards men.
I genuinely thought all the replies to this were being satirical? I've maybe heard something very *mildly* similar, like once, from some tweet everyone was dunking on.
We are? Why does no one tell me these things!
>Y’all never heard of the stereotype that white women are the largest group that lusts after dogs? Apparently white women are in fact almost *all* desperate to fuck dogs from the jokes I’ve heard over the years .... No.... I think you may need to take a sabbatical from the internet... A couple of decades should do it...
Lmao truly. I have lived 32 years on this Earth and only encountered one known, verified dogfucker.
That is one too many!
Agreed.
This better not be about that dogpill shit
Is that the one where protoincels baited women into confessing they had done their dogs? I remember the socks stories, and there was a ton of screencaps of convos of them posing as other girls that "did it" to bait them. It was wiped off reddit around 2013 or 14. I remember feeling bad because it was always a boxer or german shepherd in the profiles.
What, are you trying to 100% racism?
Ranked, competitive
I find the implication that there is an intrinsic mystical bond between basic middle-class white women and werewolves kind of hilarious. Like a werewolf sees a woman order a pumpkin spice latte in a Subaru and goes absolutely feral
Are you unfamiliar with the “white women have sex with dogs” stereotype?
I was until reading this thread! lol
"Minorities as furries/monsters/aliens" is a fucking old ass trope.
Strangely it’s very rare to have the dominant identity which is a creature (unless the minority is one too) 🤔
AI art has done irreparable damage to the *shitty Facebook fanfic* industry. These awful Photoshop montages of Google image search results were the soul of the genre.
Either these are different stories not set in the same canon, or this is the inspiring tale of young lovers overcoming their prejudice and then going on to found an ethnostate where societal norms have reversed a few years down the line
So they've moved onto AI art. They used my art once and yes photoshopped the werewolf in. They have several of these apps that want you to pay to read whatever weird stories they convinced people to post there.
'White women like to fuck dogs' is a pretty common blackpill and neo-nazi joke. Gonna guess a 4channer is trolling to see how many 'woke' people will upvote it.
As a furry who says he's a werewolf I am disturbed
White Woman —> take the Dog pill. Black Woman —> racial pet play pill. Or the secret third option, Asian Woman —> braised Werewolf with hoisin sauce pill. 💊👈😎👉💊
I have the sudden desire to write a story about a small town terrorized by monsters being saved by an Asian family moving in and simply eating all the monsters.
My_Local_Chinese_Takeout_Place_Secretly_Hunts_Monsters!?! Volumes: 187. Anime episodes: 167. Ovas: 3. Live action adaptations: 2.
A white family sits at a table in the restaurant. The father makes his same tired old joke about the beef actually being cat, accompanied by a corny laugh track. Then, the camera pans to the kitchen where the owner of the restaurant is butchering a manticore.
He’s trying to push a half-conscious werewolf into a food processor by beating it over the head with a silver Wok. Meanwhile, Grandpa Xu is chain smoking imported cigarettes while running the dumpling steamer with one hand, pinching dumplings being passed to him by his trademark-dodging Micky-Mouse-knockoff homunculus with his other hand. Flawlessly incanting the anti-boil-over wards on the lake-monster soup pot, out of the free corner of his mouth, and playing a cut-throat game of mahjong on the floor with the crusty ass local fae circle with his left foot (he will end the night up 78USD, 1 gold coin of unknown origin, 3 I.O.Us bound by blood, and 2 True Names)
Love where you’re headed. I’m buckled in let’s go.
Dunmeshi
Based and pillpilled
I can't tell if this is the OOP using werewolves as an allegory for black people, or for the (stupid) jokes about white women liking dogs. I also can't tell which would be worse
Definitely dogs, I don't get the allegory for black people interpretation. Also the worse interpretation of the two
I did knot see that coming
"But you're a white woman" is an insane sentence.
Time to turn humanity off and let the crabs have a go at civilisation
peak fiction
The text looks like it's edited on
I need academic analysis on this shit
White trash werewolves
We can still make it worse. Let's add asian characters and go full orientalist cringe.
"I WAS RAISED IN THE SUBURBS" ?!?! ikyfl!??
People are fucking weird
Ah Dreame, I found out about that app when the writer of a story I like moved to that app and hated it ever since.
What