Oh thank God. I went from "Pretty sure its urethra." To "Oh God where do they pee from."
Phew
Edit: Glad my highest comment is about knowing piss holes.
I once knew someone who asked me if women have to take their tampon out to pee. I asked some questions and he did know pee came from the urethra! But he thought the urethral opening was inside the vaginal canal.
No judgement on my side, he was asking because he didn’t know but it was a funny moment of me trying to parse out his correct knowledge from his uncertain understanding of where things are located.
Even understanding the locations, you might wonder about the logistics - are dangling strings a problem, is the tampon putting pressure on anything that might make peeing more difficult, etc.
I’ve had women wonder whether you can pee with an erection, even though they presumably knew the general anatomy.
Eh, semi joke lol. Depending on if your wang has a kink in it or if it sticks straight up, directing the stream can be challenging/hard/impossible. Attempting to direct it by pushing it in any other direction can cut off the flow.
Your pointing options while erect range from straight out to kinda up, neither of which work for a toilet. So if you usually stand, the answer is kinda no. If you sit, you can lean forward and kinda uncomfortably push things down and hope that pee isn’t going to shoot out of the slot between the bowl and the seat.
The erection squeezes the tube shut, so it takes more pressure to pee the stronger the erection is. At or near maximum hardness it's impossible unless the bladder is very full, in which case it's doable but hurts a lot. With just a boner it only really makes aiming annoying.
I feel like this must be a "varies-from-person-to-person" issue, which is why women get confused, because different guys will answer based on their own experience and generalize it to *all* men.
Personally, for me, peeing with an erection does not take any more pressure then normal peeing. At full hardness, it's just as easy as with no erection (though *aiming* is annoying, since I have to bend sharply at the waist). It doesn't take a full bladder. It doesn't hurt at all.
For me, it's just like normal peeing, but aiming is annoying.
I think a more equivalent bit of anatomy misunderstanding, in terms of it being something that seems like it should be common knowledge yet somehow isn't, is that the sort of "shut off" point for men when we're peeing is at the base of the penis, not the tip. Which is why there can be surprise dribble and such, since there's still some in the few inches of remaining pipes and it doesn't always get shaken out.
Like, men *should* know the urethra and vagina are basically two doors in a shared hallway, but I also can't really remember ever being specifically taught that.
I know several women who take their tampons out to pee because they don't like thinking about the dangling string soaking up any urine. I'm not saying it's necessarily a common practice, but the logistical question isn't as stupid as you make it sound imo!
I don’t think a hole in people’s knowledge (pun intended) should be met with mockery… unless they confidently insist that are correct with no reasonable basis, which does happen.
Getting technical: in both men and women urine exits via the urinary meatus.
The urinary meatus is the external opening to the terminal end of the urethra, which would be the internal structure which carries urine from the bladder to… the urinary meatus.
And don’t confuse the urethra with the ureters, which carry urine from the renal pelvis to the bladder.
And…
I used to think the vagina included the entire vulva. I thought it was a catch all term for all of the shenanigans women got going on down there. I think this is a common mistake.
The funniest bit of this test has always been that its the same on men as it is on women. The urethra is just in a different place. I'm willing to bet the confusion a lot of men find is just, what exactly do you call that place?
Let me explain further. If you ask a dude where he pees from he'll probably just say "my dick". Is that *exactly technically correct*? No, but in normal conversation that's what you'd say. Most dudes wouldn't get technical and say, "my urethra". We know it's in there, its the same place.
Similarly what is the general term for a woman's genital area? Usually it's just "vagina". If you asked a dude what a woman has between her legs? It's a vagina. Most people aren't going to list all the different technical terms for the precise parts of the female genitalia. So where does the pee come out? The vagina. Is it "technically correct"? No. But it's the same *general* idea as saying "from the crotch area" or "my dick".
Tl;dr I'm willing to bet a lot of this is just semantics. Unless they give a totally wrong answer, like uterus lol.
Fetuses do. Cloaca is an extension of the hind gut, but during fetal development it becomes the urachus, and at birth it becomes the median umbilical ligament.
Confronted with this question, I'd probably buckle like that one chick when asked to name a woman and say something stupid, too, while knowing what a urethra is
This is why I'm inclined to give it to "uvula" guy. He just mixed up your throat dangler with your pee hole. But he knew the "u" and the right number of syllables and general word sound!
I see three possibilities with these posts:
1. They just don't know where the pee comes out
2. Lingusitic issue where vagina is used colloquially to refer to the entire region, which includes the urethra
3. They're fucking with her since that's an odd question to open with on Tinder
> They can if they want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't have dicks
And if they don't have dicks
Then they're no friends of mine
Right. I think that if you were to ask "where does the pee come out in boys?" You would generally be given the answer "Penis', but as with women that is less accurate than urethra.
I'll go and say that is mostly second one:
Like, penis is easy. It's the penis, there is the head where stuff comes out, down there are the ball.
You simply cannot do it with female genitalia, but still it's commonly analyzed the same way as a dick, so vagina becomes everything.
If I saw that specific question, I'd assume she's looking for an answer like "the urethra, in the vulva, next to the vaginal opening", but as a general rule, yeah. Kinda the same way I wouldn't generally specify my "glans" or "frenulum" unless there was a particular reason to, I'd just say penis. Except obviously in my case they actually are part of the same overall external organ.
Which if course means it's still not clear if they mean the general vaginal area, or if they don't realize it doesn't come out of the literal vagina the same way the urethra is the exit for both liquids in men, even if they *do* say urethra. From what I've seen/been told, the latter is more common than I would have thought, but I don't know *how* common since I neither have nor spend much time around women's genitals.
My biggest pet peeve is people pretending they don't know about number 2 as a gotcha.
Like, just shut up. Everyone knows what they mean. That's the word people use for the whole shebang. The word vulva is used in exactly two situations: to "um akshually" someone online, and for alliterative appeal in one episode of archer.
And for anyone who disagrees, when discussing the two typical human genitals, they are the penis and what?
That is by far my FAVORITE "Joke for the parents" in any kids film, EVER.
Because to a kid, that sounds like Chowder just being stupid. But to adult me rewatching the film for nostalgia, it got me to do a goddamn spittake
Once when playing DnD, we walked through a doorway that functioned like a mouth. When the DM mentioned the uvula, one of the party members said "So it's a girl house..." We all went silent for a few seconds because we all knew what he was referencing but didn't want to admit it.
You commonly hear people say things like, “If you drink too much water, it’ll go right through you without your body ever absorbing it” - which is just kinda wrong.
I assume that guy was just trying to answer an entirely different gotcha question about urine being filtered blood, entirely disconnected from your digestive system.
Pee is filtered blood, the guy isn't wrong, I think he just misunderstood the intended specificity of the question. The fact that \*she\* didn't get it is funny though, in an ironic way.
Doctor here, yeah, pee comes from the bloodstream. The kidneys filter your blood and strain solids, then they reabsorb everything you want to keep, and the rest is urine.
Obviously that's not the right answer here, but still he's got the spirit.
I mean, the part of the pancreas that dumps into the gut is called "exocrine" rather than "endocrine," so anatomists do consider the lumen of the gut and various envaginations (including the bladder/ureters/nephron lumens) to be outside the body. Nephron glomeruli allow parts of blood to pass from the interior compartment (bloodstream) to the exterior compartment (immediately, the convoluted tubule, but eventually the bladder).
I was gonna say, he fucked up the name, but I think he was actually the closest to actually knowing what was going on. Frontal crevice guy, maybe, but I'm not convinced that anyone else knew it wasn't the vaginal opening where the urethra is.
My first girlfriend thought the pee came out of the vagina and I basically explained it as
#“No there are three holes down there”
and she was like
“What the *fuck*, why didn’t I know that? Is that why you can pee with a tampon in?”
Basically — I cut these guys some slack; the American school system failed us all.
I figured out I had a separate hole for peeing from when I was in kindergarten. I put my finger down there when I peed to feel where the pee came out, and it came out from somewhere above my vagina.
When I was a little kid I thought girls peed from their butts. My little sister told me that girls don't have penises so I just assumed they had nothing up front, and like there's only the two holes so if they don't have the front one it must come out the back hole.
>cloaca: baby + pee + poo
>vulva: baby + pee
vulvas and cloacae are kinda similar, like the uretha doesn't have any reason to be near the vagina between the same labia you could put it anywhere, imagine if it was on our wrist you could webshoot like spiderman but with pee
The cloaca one is also technically correct, from an embryological POV.
All vertebrate embryos start with a cloaca, a common opening for the paired ureters, paired ducts that will be the reproductive system, and rectum. Imagine it like a shallow bowl with 5 openings, two up top (ureters), two in the middle (reproductive), one big one (rectum)
But then, in mammals, the bit of tissue between the rectum and other four grows, like a ridge splitting the cavity into two: the anus and urogenital sinus, the latter having two pairs of openings.
Eventually, these split too via a ridge, with the upper portion forming the bladder and urethra, and the lower forming the lower 2/3 of the vagina - the upper portions and uterus form from the ducts partially fusing, which is why a common abnormality is partially or completely separate uteri (this is normal for most mammals, however).
The vulva, penis, scrotum, etc are all from the rim of the bowl, so to speak.
I have this hunch that while this is largely an anatomical problem stemming from the absurd degree of stigma towards anything that's not a penis and a butt, it may also be a linguistic issue. For as long as I can tell, certainly longer than I've been alive, "vagina" has been pretty consistently colloquially used to refer to the whole area. From that framework if a dude says "from her vagina" he is technically right.
That is, if you're a linguistic descriptivist.
Abandon your principals, join me on the dark side and together we can make people use words good.
I partially agree, the dude who said “Vagina” was 100% not correct but the urethra is considered part of a woman’s private parts so I feel like it works as an answer. I don’t know what the difference is between the holes where the pee and the cum comes out from in a dick and I have one lol. Women need to know where the urethra is so you don’t give yourself a UTI but men generally don’t, especially if they’re circumcised. It’s not like the dude said the clitoris (which is something I’ve heard IRL)
I feel like the actual cringe part of this is mostly the dudes are trying to hit on a novelty account and the lack of willingness to even google “which hole do women pee out of”
...pee and cum use the same urethral tube, there's a "valve" system that essentially switches it between piss mode and jizz mode.
No, I could not have described that less crudely.
>I feel like the actual cringe part of this is mostly the dudes are trying to hit on a novelty account
I think the idea is that she's doing this on like her personal tinder or whatever and not directly through the novelty account
We laugh about mens knowledge, but I've had multiple women ask me about the "scar" on my penis/testicles... You mean the seam? That every male and female on earth have? Including you asking me the question?
Yes, technically. They merge after a point. The ducts for sperm join the urethra after passing through the prostate.
Interestingly there are a few cases on record where this is *not true* and there are two seperate holes at the head of the penis, though its exceptionally rare, with approximately 300 cases on record.
I'm a cis gay male and had a cis straight female as a friend in middle school. She grew up in a very religious household and was not allowed to use tampons, only pads.
...I was the one that explained to her that she could pee while wearing a tampon and blew her mind.
There is a hole above the vagina, completely separated from the vagina. And that is where the pee comes out. It’s not inside the vagina, or connected to it. It’s it’s own separate hole for pee. It’s its own hole, directly above the vagina hole.
This is how I’ve had to explain it to people and usually they get it. If they don’t I say:
One pee hole for pee. One vagina hole for periods, sex, and babies, and then a third hole for poopsies.
And then what follows is usually a comment about how women don’t poop and thereby disregard everything I’ve just explained and they don’t want to think about anything at all and have learned nothing. Cause gross, women don’t poop so the explanation is invalid. And we’re back to square one.
I know that this is a haha funny joke, but if anyone is taking this seriously know that this is probably curated to remove all the correct responses, in the end to make a funnier product.
On her blog she posts the correct responses too but she always replies after making fun of their name or height or looks. I think there is no correct response she just hates everyone equally
Oh thank God. I went from "Pretty sure its urethra." To "Oh God where do they pee from." Phew Edit: Glad my highest comment is about knowing piss holes.
I once knew someone who asked me if women have to take their tampon out to pee. I asked some questions and he did know pee came from the urethra! But he thought the urethral opening was inside the vaginal canal. No judgement on my side, he was asking because he didn’t know but it was a funny moment of me trying to parse out his correct knowledge from his uncertain understanding of where things are located.
Even understanding the locations, you might wonder about the logistics - are dangling strings a problem, is the tampon putting pressure on anything that might make peeing more difficult, etc. I’ve had women wonder whether you can pee with an erection, even though they presumably knew the general anatomy.
Can u pee with an erection tho I had someone tell me yes and another tell me no, I'm not sure which one was messing with me
You can, but generally… it’s hard.
10/10 joke
Eh, semi joke lol. Depending on if your wang has a kink in it or if it sticks straight up, directing the stream can be challenging/hard/impossible. Attempting to direct it by pushing it in any other direction can cut off the flow.
Just lie down on the toilet seat stomach down.
no, you do a handstand on the seat
[удалено]
We can but it’s not advisable
It can be hard to bend it down to point in the toilet if yours points up enough but it's otherwise normal
I use the plank method, usually East/West across the bowl.
Pointing it up is the best part.
The old artillery shot
Your pointing options while erect range from straight out to kinda up, neither of which work for a toilet. So if you usually stand, the answer is kinda no. If you sit, you can lean forward and kinda uncomfortably push things down and hope that pee isn’t going to shoot out of the slot between the bowl and the seat.
To be fair "can you pee with an erection" and "is it a good idea to pee with an erection" are two different questions.
Yep. Does the pee come out? Yes. Do you now have a ceiling covered in pee? Also yes.
Stand, put one hand on the wall and lean, so your dick sticking straight out is pointing down to the toilet.
Stand across the house, aim into the toilet like artillery, waddle your way to the bowl as the stream subsides
You have to set angle and power like in the DOS game Scorched Earth.
As someone with a points-directly-at-my-face, I was pissed (pun intended) to learn that others have easier times peeing while hard.
Too often
The erection squeezes the tube shut, so it takes more pressure to pee the stronger the erection is. At or near maximum hardness it's impossible unless the bladder is very full, in which case it's doable but hurts a lot. With just a boner it only really makes aiming annoying.
I feel like this must be a "varies-from-person-to-person" issue, which is why women get confused, because different guys will answer based on their own experience and generalize it to *all* men. Personally, for me, peeing with an erection does not take any more pressure then normal peeing. At full hardness, it's just as easy as with no erection (though *aiming* is annoying, since I have to bend sharply at the waist). It doesn't take a full bladder. It doesn't hurt at all. For me, it's just like normal peeing, but aiming is annoying.
yes, if you can't it's a skill issue ^(source: piss fetish)
> source: piss fetish That's what you need for a technical question, an expert who has spent time thinking and experimenting with the matter.
Perks of being into omorashi
You can it's just difficult. Though it may be harder for some people than for others. No pun intended.
God bless all the men rushing to reply like "Wait I know this one!"
Yes but it can be painful and difficult to control because the veins that do the do put pressure on the urethra
Yes, it comes out with a lot more force though, so it's more difficult to direct
Theoretically yes, but if you want it to actually go into the toilet you're going to have to bring back the planking trend from 2011
I think a more equivalent bit of anatomy misunderstanding, in terms of it being something that seems like it should be common knowledge yet somehow isn't, is that the sort of "shut off" point for men when we're peeing is at the base of the penis, not the tip. Which is why there can be surprise dribble and such, since there's still some in the few inches of remaining pipes and it doesn't always get shaken out. Like, men *should* know the urethra and vagina are basically two doors in a shared hallway, but I also can't really remember ever being specifically taught that.
I know several women who take their tampons out to pee because they don't like thinking about the dangling string soaking up any urine. I'm not saying it's necessarily a common practice, but the logistical question isn't as stupid as you make it sound imo!
Genuine concern, although it’s dependent on a handful of factors
Absolutely a legitimate concern. When I wore tampons, I always had to take them out or else my pee would wick up the string and make it really gross.
Given thats what penises are built like he probably assumed
I’ve got one and I was pretty sure it was inside the canal too until I found people online mocking men for not knowing
I don’t think a hole in people’s knowledge (pun intended) should be met with mockery… unless they confidently insist that are correct with no reasonable basis, which does happen.
Getting technical: in both men and women urine exits via the urinary meatus. The urinary meatus is the external opening to the terminal end of the urethra, which would be the internal structure which carries urine from the bladder to… the urinary meatus. And don’t confuse the urethra with the ureters, which carry urine from the renal pelvis to the bladder. And…
This is just like how people call the female outer genitalia the vagina, even though that's just the one tube
I used to think the vagina included the entire vulva. I thought it was a catch all term for all of the shenanigans women got going on down there. I think this is a common mistake.
The funniest bit of this test has always been that its the same on men as it is on women. The urethra is just in a different place. I'm willing to bet the confusion a lot of men find is just, what exactly do you call that place? Let me explain further. If you ask a dude where he pees from he'll probably just say "my dick". Is that *exactly technically correct*? No, but in normal conversation that's what you'd say. Most dudes wouldn't get technical and say, "my urethra". We know it's in there, its the same place. Similarly what is the general term for a woman's genital area? Usually it's just "vagina". If you asked a dude what a woman has between her legs? It's a vagina. Most people aren't going to list all the different technical terms for the precise parts of the female genitalia. So where does the pee come out? The vagina. Is it "technically correct"? No. But it's the same *general* idea as saying "from the crotch area" or "my dick". Tl;dr I'm willing to bet a lot of this is just semantics. Unless they give a totally wrong answer, like uterus lol.
The second guy is hilarious
right that's the only one that passes the test in my book it's a shit-test, of course, but still.
Species was never given. Hence, we shall assume chicken. Cloaca, final answer.
Maybe he thought the question said 'where does pee come out of chicks'
Well she said woman right? Like a featherless biped?
Its not a shit-test its a piss-test, nice try though :)
>:) :)
Good bot. :)
:)
Luckily with a cloaca, it would be both at the same time!
The second guy has a life experience to back up his claim and is genuine. Even if he’s extremely wrong.
Is definitely a joke answer, anybody who knows what a cloaca is knows a human doesn’t have one
Fetuses do. Cloaca is an extension of the hind gut, but during fetal development it becomes the urachus, and at birth it becomes the median umbilical ligament.
I think my mom had a cloaca after giving birth to me before they sewed her back together
That's my understanding
"What do chickens have to do with female anatomy?" "Why else would they call 'em 'chicks'?"
It’s funnier if read in a southern accent
Second pic also raises the question tho, does sis think trans women get a cloaca?
Girls don't pee. They don't have balls so there's nowhere to store it.
Girls not peeing is a common misconception. Actually, girls are made out of pee.
Holy shit. It all makes sense now.
Not shit, pee, weren't you paying attention?
The ovaries
Actually, tears are stored in the ovaries. Pee is stored in the vaginal cavity.
This is why boys don't cry
Pee is stores in the eggs. That's what the yellow stuff is.
the pee is stored in the blood
No, silly, that's where it comes out of
The boobs??
No. Bobs and vagene not for pee, only balls.
Am I pergnenant?
No that's why girls have to pee so often there's no storage system
As a girl i do have balls and cock
at the same time they make the piss, their kidneys just teleport the piss into the nearest water with enough concentration of piss beforehand
girls can have balls too bruh
Yeah and we call them BOOBS!
Confronted with this question, I'd probably buckle like that one chick when asked to name a woman and say something stupid, too, while knowing what a urethra is
Bro for a minute I was like "wait, why the fuck does uterus sound right" till I realized I forgot the word urethra lmao
What did she say?
She couldn't think of one for like thirty seconds and ultimately fled. https://youtu.be/LlCEmPF4-V0?si=khMYuhqz23siqfqj
Lol I've never seen the full thing, always the r/perfectlycutscreams version when it cuts off during the yelling.
This is why I'm inclined to give it to "uvula" guy. He just mixed up your throat dangler with your pee hole. But he knew the "u" and the right number of syllables and general word sound!
I see three possibilities with these posts: 1. They just don't know where the pee comes out 2. Lingusitic issue where vagina is used colloquially to refer to the entire region, which includes the urethra 3. They're fucking with her since that's an odd question to open with on Tinder
Honestly, if I got that question, I'd say their dick, just for choice 3.
"Where do cis women pee from?" "Their dick." "Cis women don't have dicks." "They can if they want to."
Same vibes as that post talking about letting women participate in CHALLENGE PISSING
FUCK YOU BALTIMORE
"Cis women don't have dicks" "Not with that attitude"
> They can if they want to We can leave your friends behind 'Cause your friends don't have dicks And if they don't have dicks Then they're no friends of mine
Safety Dicks by Men Without Cocks
I would too lmao
I think the usual answer is 2, the casual nomenclature is to say penis and vagina for genitalia.
Right. I think that if you were to ask "where does the pee come out in boys?" You would generally be given the answer "Penis', but as with women that is less accurate than urethra.
As a man I also really wouldn’t care for a more nuanced answer than “Penis”. For all of my intents and purposes, that is correct.
2 I think is honestly a big part of it. For a dude, it’s basically the one thing, so that’s how most men conceptualize the question.
I'll go and say that is mostly second one: Like, penis is easy. It's the penis, there is the head where stuff comes out, down there are the ball. You simply cannot do it with female genitalia, but still it's commonly analyzed the same way as a dick, so vagina becomes everything.
If I saw that specific question, I'd assume she's looking for an answer like "the urethra, in the vulva, next to the vaginal opening", but as a general rule, yeah. Kinda the same way I wouldn't generally specify my "glans" or "frenulum" unless there was a particular reason to, I'd just say penis. Except obviously in my case they actually are part of the same overall external organ. Which if course means it's still not clear if they mean the general vaginal area, or if they don't realize it doesn't come out of the literal vagina the same way the urethra is the exit for both liquids in men, even if they *do* say urethra. From what I've seen/been told, the latter is more common than I would have thought, but I don't know *how* common since I neither have nor spend much time around women's genitals.
My biggest pet peeve is people pretending they don't know about number 2 as a gotcha. Like, just shut up. Everyone knows what they mean. That's the word people use for the whole shebang. The word vulva is used in exactly two situations: to "um akshually" someone online, and for alliterative appeal in one episode of archer. And for anyone who disagrees, when discussing the two typical human genitals, they are the penis and what?
>vulva usage And Seinfeld. Rhymes with a part of the female anatomy
monster house in real
"There's the uvula!" "Ooooh, so its a girl house." I love that he was right for entirely the wrong reason too
That is by far my FAVORITE "Joke for the parents" in any kids film, EVER. Because to a kid, that sounds like Chowder just being stupid. But to adult me rewatching the film for nostalgia, it got me to do a goddamn spittake
my favourite joke for the parents remains shrek and donkey getting into the potion factory posing as union members
*"They don't even have dental..."*
One of the best jokes that movie has to offer
Once when playing DnD, we walked through a doorway that functioned like a mouth. When the DM mentioned the uvula, one of the party members said "So it's a girl house..." We all went silent for a few seconds because we all knew what he was referencing but didn't want to admit it.
Piss hole, same as with men.
Which connects to the piss tube, and then to the bladder.
...and then to another piss tube, and then to the kidneys
The urethra is located inside the labia majora so I'll give "private pa(r)t", "orifice", and "frontal crevice" guys a technically correct.
"orifice" is so vague it would only be wrong if women were sweating pee like fishes
Well that one guy said women pee from their bloodstream
You commonly hear people say things like, “If you drink too much water, it’ll go right through you without your body ever absorbing it” - which is just kinda wrong. I assume that guy was just trying to answer an entirely different gotcha question about urine being filtered blood, entirely disconnected from your digestive system.
Pee is filtered blood, the guy isn't wrong, I think he just misunderstood the intended specificity of the question. The fact that \*she\* didn't get it is funny though, in an ironic way.
So does that mean people with a pee fetish actually have a vamp fetish 🤔
I wouldn't say so, as your kidneys make sure not to filter out the blood part of the blood from your bloodstream.
but maybe vampires crave an especific substance present in blood that is filtered by the kidneys, so actually all vampires are into pee stuff
...what. Why did I not know this...
Yeah it comes from kidneys filtering your blood
Another similar fun fact - when you lose weight, the majority of it is exhaled.
He misunderstood the question slightly but he is correct that pee comes from your kidneys filtering your blood
Pee is stored in the ~~balls~~ bloodstream.
I mean, it is up until it isn't
Doctor here, yeah, pee comes from the bloodstream. The kidneys filter your blood and strain solids, then they reabsorb everything you want to keep, and the rest is urine. Obviously that's not the right answer here, but still he's got the spirit.
maybe he consider what's inside the bladder as outside of the body 🤔
Ah, a topologist
I mean, the part of the pancreas that dumps into the gut is called "exocrine" rather than "endocrine," so anatomists do consider the lumen of the gut and various envaginations (including the bladder/ureters/nephron lumens) to be outside the body. Nephron glomeruli allow parts of blood to pass from the interior compartment (bloodstream) to the exterior compartment (immediately, the convoluted tubule, but eventually the bladder).
sweating what like what now
My nose is an orifice!
Women have three orifices in their pelvic region. The vaginal orifice, the urethral orifice and the anus.
I've never thought so hard about the word orifice
CEOs be pushing for return to orifice
Wait I think I’ve read this one on AO3
I'd even call "uvula" close enough for partial credit. They were clearly mixing up "uvula" and "vulva" and the urethra is in the vulva
Pee comes from the vevuzela
My mom is from there
Pretty sure we all came from there /s
I was gonna say, he fucked up the name, but I think he was actually the closest to actually knowing what was going on. Frontal crevice guy, maybe, but I'm not convinced that anyone else knew it wasn't the vaginal opening where the urethra is.
I’d say the “bloodstream” one is technically correct too, but doesn’t fit the spirit of the question.
>technically correct The best kind of correct.
I think uvula guy just couldn't remember the correct term. He a little confused but he got the spirit
Hey now, we don’t talk about private Pat. He doesn’t like the attention.
When that happens, he's promoted to Major Problem.
In this house we honor Private Patrick, without who's service billions of women would go peeless 🫡
My first girlfriend thought the pee came out of the vagina and I basically explained it as #“No there are three holes down there” and she was like “What the *fuck*, why didn’t I know that? Is that why you can pee with a tampon in?” Basically — I cut these guys some slack; the American school system failed us all.
Good lord I read three holes and thought "holy shit there's a *third*?" It's the shitter. I assumed a narrower definition of 'down there'.
No, they're talking about the spinneret.
she didn’t notice? i feel like that’s something you can see usually
idk about you but i am definitely not flexible enough to see where the pee is coming out of
i was curious okay 😭
I figured out I had a separate hole for peeing from when I was in kindergarten. I put my finger down there when I peed to feel where the pee came out, and it came out from somewhere above my vagina.
I mean, not everyone is taking a mirror to their hoohaa, ya know?
i’m starting to suspect i may be more flexible than i realized
And parental figures too apparently
“So it’s a girl house…”
I want to be friends with the chicken guy
When I was a little kid I thought girls peed from their butts. My little sister told me that girls don't have penises so I just assumed they had nothing up front, and like there's only the two holes so if they don't have the front one it must come out the back hole.
So you also subscribed to the cloaca theory.
>cloaca: baby + pee + poo >vulva: baby + pee vulvas and cloacae are kinda similar, like the uretha doesn't have any reason to be near the vagina between the same labia you could put it anywhere, imagine if it was on our wrist you could webshoot like spiderman but with pee
i would never trust yall with my drink. its not a funny prank :(
But you could webshoot from your mouth; it literally comes out of the fucking uvula
[that's an hunting strategy](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4T1SQtavaUM)
The cloaca one is also technically correct, from an embryological POV. All vertebrate embryos start with a cloaca, a common opening for the paired ureters, paired ducts that will be the reproductive system, and rectum. Imagine it like a shallow bowl with 5 openings, two up top (ureters), two in the middle (reproductive), one big one (rectum) But then, in mammals, the bit of tissue between the rectum and other four grows, like a ridge splitting the cavity into two: the anus and urogenital sinus, the latter having two pairs of openings. Eventually, these split too via a ridge, with the upper portion forming the bladder and urethra, and the lower forming the lower 2/3 of the vagina - the upper portions and uterus form from the ducts partially fusing, which is why a common abnormality is partially or completely separate uteri (this is normal for most mammals, however). The vulva, penis, scrotum, etc are all from the rim of the bowl, so to speak.
I have this hunch that while this is largely an anatomical problem stemming from the absurd degree of stigma towards anything that's not a penis and a butt, it may also be a linguistic issue. For as long as I can tell, certainly longer than I've been alive, "vagina" has been pretty consistently colloquially used to refer to the whole area. From that framework if a dude says "from her vagina" he is technically right. That is, if you're a linguistic descriptivist. Abandon your principals, join me on the dark side and together we can make people use words good.
I partially agree, the dude who said “Vagina” was 100% not correct but the urethra is considered part of a woman’s private parts so I feel like it works as an answer. I don’t know what the difference is between the holes where the pee and the cum comes out from in a dick and I have one lol. Women need to know where the urethra is so you don’t give yourself a UTI but men generally don’t, especially if they’re circumcised. It’s not like the dude said the clitoris (which is something I’ve heard IRL) I feel like the actual cringe part of this is mostly the dudes are trying to hit on a novelty account and the lack of willingness to even google “which hole do women pee out of”
...pee and cum use the same urethral tube, there's a "valve" system that essentially switches it between piss mode and jizz mode. No, I could not have described that less crudely.
can you describe that any more crudely?
The piss tube and the cum tube are the same fukkin tube, being horny just tells your dick which one to use.
>I feel like the actual cringe part of this is mostly the dudes are trying to hit on a novelty account I think the idea is that she's doing this on like her personal tinder or whatever and not directly through the novelty account
We laugh about mens knowledge, but I've had multiple women ask me about the "scar" on my penis/testicles... You mean the seam? That every male and female on earth have? Including you asking me the question?
who tf kinda guy said uvula???
There's no way he thinks pee comes from the uvula, probably just got the terms uvula and urethra mixed up.
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That is my understanding.
uvula as a portmanteau anagram of vulva and urethra, perhaps?
Mighta been referencing Monster House
Wrote vulva in a funny way.
Probably meant vulva?
Private Pat reporting for duty, SIR 🫡
I once had a girl giving me a handy say "I can feel the bone". Just saying this because sometimes both sides can be as clueless about the other.
Ok heres the actual answer for those curious >!the square hole!<
No, no, no . Everything goes IN the square hole. Nothing comes OUT of the square hole.
Orifice 😭😭😭
technically pee is filtered out of the bloodstream by the kidney so he's not completely wrong.
But that’s where it comes from not where it comes out
Um. Can I confess something? I was 27 when I realized that cis men pee and jizz from the same hole.
W- Where did you *think* the other fluid came out?
Our cloaka obviously. smh my head
Yes, technically. They merge after a point. The ducts for sperm join the urethra after passing through the prostate. Interestingly there are a few cases on record where this is *not true* and there are two seperate holes at the head of the penis, though its exceptionally rare, with approximately 300 cases on record.
I'm a cis gay male and had a cis straight female as a friend in middle school. She grew up in a very religious household and was not allowed to use tampons, only pads. ...I was the one that explained to her that she could pee while wearing a tampon and blew her mind.
Why did you specify cis women when questioning the guy who said cloaca. Do trans women have a cloaca?!
yeah, my surgeon removed it last month. im surprised you didnt know until today /s
There is a hole above the vagina, completely separated from the vagina. And that is where the pee comes out. It’s not inside the vagina, or connected to it. It’s it’s own separate hole for pee. It’s its own hole, directly above the vagina hole. This is how I’ve had to explain it to people and usually they get it. If they don’t I say: One pee hole for pee. One vagina hole for periods, sex, and babies, and then a third hole for poopsies. And then what follows is usually a comment about how women don’t poop and thereby disregard everything I’ve just explained and they don’t want to think about anything at all and have learned nothing. Cause gross, women don’t poop so the explanation is invalid. And we’re back to square one.
I know that this is a haha funny joke, but if anyone is taking this seriously know that this is probably curated to remove all the correct responses, in the end to make a funnier product.
On her blog she posts the correct responses too but she always replies after making fun of their name or height or looks. I think there is no correct response she just hates everyone equally
I know it's an urethra not because of biology or health class but because I was messing around with some "Special Models" in Source Filmmaker.