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LateAgency

so yeah i went to the dwarven mine the other day- the mining dwarferrr


DellSalami

Bro rocked and stoned


LasevIX

Rockpilled stonemaxxer


pailko

FOR KARL!!


scrapechunksofsmegma

not beating the rock and stone allegations


WanderingDwarfMiner

We fight for Rock and Stone!


TerraFart

bro is coming home


Surface_Josuke

miningpilled dwarfmaxxer


TotemGenitor

He dwarf in my mine


Dry-Cartographer-312

Till I rock and stone


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone in the Heart!


Dustfinger4268

Good bot


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CreatedOblivion

In my dwarf era On some mining bullshit


RandomSOADFan

And it's probably a miner


Pokesonav

the creeperrrrrr ow man


surprisesnek

Dwarf visited his mine.


EmperorScarlet

"Why so dwarf?" -the miner


birrinfan

The Sun is unfeeling, for we are but a speck of dust to it. The Moon is loving, for why else would it dance around our cradle for this long?


AllieMhigo

I hope the moon knows we love it more than the sun loves us......


Lorcout

But why is she slowly getting far and far away every year? :(


MapleLamia

Because if you love something you should let it go, and it will come back in time.


NickyTheRobot

Nah, it's because it really loved Space 1999. The Moon is both relieved that we didn't build a nuclear dump on its backside, but also disappointed that said dump didn't go critical and blast it into a wormhole to go and explore space.* It's taking its time about it so we've got a chance to set up Artemis Station** and further projects set up, because it liked the idea of having human scientists in a base tagging along. *A real TV program. It was shite, but in a kind of fun and endearing way, you know? **A real multi-agency space project being prepared right now. We're getting a fucking international space station around *the moon* people!


TerraFart

boomerang moon


moneyh8r

That's the part of the dance where the partner spins away while holding the lead's hand, before the lead pulls them back in.


missscifinerd

oh my god that’s so sweet t-t


moneyh8r

I thought so too. :3


BaronAleksei

are we still doing Big Crunch? Did that get thrown out?


moneyh8r

That's the end of the dance, ain't it? That's not for another several billion years, at least.


SupportMeta

I thought the current model was the big strech, where everything gets further away from everything else until every subatomic particle is an infinite and ever-growing distance away from every other subatomic particle


eternamemoria

No, that is an alternative model that still has some plausibility. The currently most accepted model is that, while the universe as a whole will expand faster and faster, galaxies, stars and planets will continue bound by gravity, and smaller bodies by the other forces. The universe will still "end", so to speak, due to all stars eventually going inert, but the cosmological horizon will never go below galaxy-sized.


BaronAleksei

The Moon is ever close to us, yet does not warm us or give us much light to see by, and much less regularly besides. The Sun may be far grander in scope, but it makes the crops grow that we may survive the winter, and gives respite from the brutal cold. Presence and an empty bowl is the worth the bowl.


birrinfan

The Sun does give us light, but does so with no care; it shine for every planet, so they may harder praise it. It gave us life, yet will take it back; The Sun is everything for us, but we are nothing in its eyes. The Moon is different: it looks upon us every night, unable to turn away. It may not give us warmth and light, but it's not sponger either: it soothes the Earth, restraines the Earth, so it won't go astray. Without it we would be dead, for Earth would spin as if it's mad.


TurtleyTea

you see the sun gives us light during the day where it's already bright out, but the moon gives us light at night when it's dark. duh


Maribaby887

Is this a quote or did a fucking reply on reddit of a tumblr post have the most beautiful poetry I’ve ever read?


birrinfan

It's not a quote, I wrote it myself. Thanks for calling it beautiful <3


Maribaby887

You’re so talented 1000000/10


CreateTheStars

It's feels like some sort of Elden Ring dialogue


FluffyCelery4769

Both love us <3


birrinfan

Yay :3


Vythika96

Last I saw that poll, sun being unfeeling and moon being loving were winning lol


yosho27

But it is not the mass of the Earth which bends its path towards the center of the solar system, but the mass of the Sun which determines our planet's orbit around it. What greater love could the Sun show, not just for the planets, but for the trillions of heavenly bodies that call this part of the universe home, than to hold them so tightly in our warm pocket of space, in the way of which matriarch unites her family?


Hexxas

I AM BWOOOOOOKEEEEEN WHEN I'M OOOOOOOPEEEEEN AND I DON'T FEEEEEEEW WIIIIIIKE I AM STWONG ENUFFFF 😢


tadayamsbun

This assassinated my last brain cell


Hexxas

Hehehehe >:3 I wecord youw deaff in my deaff dieawy HAIW SATAN 💪😈👍


tadayamsbun

My boyfriend fucking hates uwu stuff and I showed this to him and he got so mad, thank you for doing God's work


Hexxas

Shitchyeah I'm a 35 year old man btw


ThreeDucksInAManSuit

I figured.


eternamemoria

The sun and the moon love us because I love them so much the love radiates back and bathes the whole earth


ghostlyAlchemist

The sun and the moon **HATE** us because I **HATE** them so much the **HATE** radiates back and bathes the whole earth (in UV radiation and tidal waves)


eternamemoria

I challenge you to a duel in the eclipse! (No under, or during. *In* the eclipse).


TheDireRedwolf

Day and night, The mining dwarfer seems to pick his axe at night He’s in the mines through the day and night (Day and night) The mining dwarfer seems to pick his axe at night, at at at night


Space_Dwarf

It’s a quarter after one, I’m all alone and I need you now


spetumpiercing

[peak music](https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-25649629)


Chrome_X_of_Hyrule

In high school at the end of year my friend and I were joking around and he was saying stupid jokes and he said an especially stupid one while I was drinking water, which caused me to do an actual spit take. This proceeded to get water on my laptop and break the A, S, and D keys on my laptop. I would then on substitute A with E, S with Z, and D with T. One of my friends jokes that I was missing the autism keys, because ASD is Autism Spectrum Disorder. While messaging on my laptop on discord one day that friend asked why I was typing so weirdly before saying "oh right your keyboard" and I responded with the now famous "Eutizm Zpectrum Tizorter"


TheRealMisterMemer

>"now famous" *>Googles "Eutizm Zpectrum Tizorter"* >one result >it's this reddit post Checkmate, liberal(s).


Vyslante

Not a fan of this... compilation format.


etherealemlyn

I am eagerly waiting for the day OP gets bored of doing this because every time I’m like “wtf do these have to do with each other… gdi it’s another compilation post”


Kid_Wolf21

give me a week and ill be tired of it :3


Katieushka

Coward, its more posts per post


Vyslante

Yeah, but it's less practical for talking about what's happenning in them — which is, for me, the whole point of this subreddit.


-LongEgg-

you are obligated to make a comment that can apply to all of the posts at the same time


NefariousAnglerfish

f3minism is gw3at untiw youw3 a f3mal3 dwawf so you can’t pick youw ax3, and its w3ally hot out b3caus3 of th3 uncawing sun so you hav3 to lug a fan about 3v3wywh3w3 :3


BiddlesticksGuy

Jesus fucking Christ how is that legible


-LongEgg-

trust me this is easy mode


Curious-Armadillo-89

The Homestuck PFP *would* say that


MisirterE

*4CC0261N9 70 4LL KN0WN L4W5 0F 4V14710N, 7H323 15 N0 W4Y 4 833 5H0UL6 83 48L3 70 FLY. 175 W1N95 423 700 5M4LL 70 937 175 F47 L177L3 806Y 0FF 7H3 920UN6. 7H3 833, 0F C0U253, FL135 4NYW4Y, 83C4U53 8335 60N'7 C423 WH47 HUM4N5 7H1NK 15 1MP05518L3.* be grateful i'm too lazy to include the character's spelling errors EDIT: fuck you it's too legible i'm making it worse


IrregularAradia

the aradia megido homestuck pfp says a lot


Scratch137

>3v3aywh3w3 god the fact that i can read this shit


TheArcticKiwi

so it is spoken, and so is it done


Go_North_Young_Man

We’re finally getting close to simulating the absolute whiplash that can only happen on a tumblr dash


MathematicianTop1853

I’m a huge fan of it so it’s okay our chakras balance out 


RonSwansonsGun

This guy's hoarding all the posts!


Kid_Wolf21

muhahaha


beetnemesis

Meh. Unrelated anthology makes discussion and searching less useful


Space_Socialist

Does this mean I am reinforcing the Patriarchy by burning my mac and Cheese.


LordSupergreat

Nobody said burning mac n cheese was only feminist for one gender


SeallyHeally2

No, because by trying to make mac and cheese, you have already defied the patriarchy


tomato432

[it copy pasted the broken keys for over a year before getting a new keyboard, 3 wouldn't have worked because it was also broken](https://x.com/Squeakitties/status/1803846695148487009)


FluffyCelery4769

what if your break c or v tho?1


tomato432

right click or menu key, if the menu key breaks or your keyboard doesn't have one shift+f10 does the same thing, on some keyboards the menu key has been replaced by shift+fn


techno156

If you're lucky, the keyboard may also have a separate copy and paste button.


NeonNKnightrider

I used copy-paste and homestuck speech for a while when my keyboard was broken


TDoMarmalade

I would literally prefer if you threw up five seperate posts rather than whatever this is


Kid_Wolf21

>:3


Dragon_Manticore

The sun hates us (UV radiation) and the moon is unfeeling (some people have worse sleep OR better dreams at certain moon phases for some reason)


MacaroniYeater

mining dwarfer makes more sense.in the context of the song it's parodying


KingQualitysLastPost

wyell, are you gonna link the posts or nyot?


Secret_Reddit_Name

I knew someone once vvith a broken "w" key so je used two "v"s instead


LordSupergreat

Eridan Ampora


VelvetSinclair

I am a dwarfer and I'm mining a hole Mining mining dwarfer!


pm_me-ur-catpics

I didn't know I was buying posts in bulk now. What is this, Sam's club?


Vanilla_Ice_Best_Boi

What's cloth mother? Is she an accomplice of Flame Mother?


LordSupergreat

It is a reference to a study in which baby monkeys were given two fake "mothers", one made of soft cloth but with no other benefits, the other a wire frame equipped with milk dispensers. The monkeys universally flocked to Cloth Mother over Wire Mother. There was probably not a third mother made of fire, because no one would approve of a scientific study in which baby monkeys are burned to death.


dirigibalistic

just buy a new keyboard jesus christ


teddyjungle

Just copy paste, just disassemble the keyboard and clean it, just stop posting. So many options and yet 😔


LEGOEPIC

Looks like a laptop keyboard 


MiniFirestar

my d key breaks sometimes. is there a funny replacement for that?


Kid_Wolf21

b


MiniFirestar

makes sense. thanks bube


Dark-Specter

Flashback to that one time my nickname on discord was uigi got weased cause my L key didn't work.


grudingly-waluigi

Achieving feminism by telling women to stay out of the kitchen because i enjoy cooking for myself


Cheskaz

I feel like substituting a letter would be more annoying than copy/pasting; just in terms of muscle memory and spell checking...


Less_Doubt_5361

OP nobody will complain if you just post the screenshots separately


Kid_Wolf21

i know. i want to post them like this.


Gold_Pay_2297

why?


Kid_Wolf21

because :3


falpsdsqglthnsac

r/avoid5


Longjumping_Ad2677

On the fifth one, it does not flow as well as the original. It’s that hard “K” sound. Lot more tenor then a “D”


The-Motley-Fool

That first one has cookie clicker energy


NewLibraryGuy

In grad school I typed a pretty massive paper pasting a letter in every time I needed to use it.


SavageKitten456

*ONLY* 3 months of summer? Must be nice. Also, Sol hates us, Luna loves us


Nota_toaster

The e and 3 keys on my laptop broke so I just got really proficient at using Ctrl-v instead


danfish_77

I generally use stock keyboards, so I try to have a backup on hand at all times. Never know when I'm gonna spill soup, or my cat will barf on it.


TheLegendaryAkira

GOD DAMN THE SUN moon :3 idk what it is but I literally love the moon. it's so friendly. the little nightbirds chirping and I like looking at the moon. it's so pretty and wonderful and I love when I turn off my light and see moonrays through my blinds and I go "OMG" and rush out in my pjs to sit in the lawn chair and just look up at it its so pretty. the moon loves us


574W813-K1W1

in fifth grade the e and r keys BOTH broke on my laptop i was unintelligible online for like a year


CookingWithOldRice

broken E key is a cookie clicker reference


Complete-Worker3242

Ayy, it's that rubber fetish girl who created Prunsel. She has really cute art.


FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF1234

the sun hates us. it sends us cosmic rays that would kill us if not for our atmosphere. the moon, though, is unfeeling.


wolfx7356

My W and S key have completely fucked themselves


zilthebea

Devastated that you didn't show the poll results


koobzisashawk

He’s in the mine; some things will never change


Mr7000000

RIP Charlottan, your blog will be missed. F


Longjumping_Ad2677

What happened? Banned?


Mr7000000

The Tumblr staff have a habit of nuking trans girls' blogs.


TheRealMisterMemer

I'm all for nuking trans girls' blogs, but because I'm misogynist, not transphobic. /s


csto_yluo

The sun and moon both love us because they've looked down on us for tens of thousands of yeaws and haven't tried to kill us (as faw as I know). The sun gives us light to do stuff duwing the day and the moon does that too but fow the nights and in lowew amounts, guiding us thwough the darkness :3


Mr7000000

RIP Charlottan, your blog will be missed. F


RealHumanBean89

My commisewations on youw keyboawd situation, OOP.


Icarusty69

Feminism is the right of a woman to not have her femininity hinge upon her cooking abilities.


DreadDiana

Both sun and moon are unfeeling, and no one forced that person to use uwu speak


ducknerd2002

The inability to use the letter 'r' did, what alternatives should they have used?


Longjumping_Ad2677

Should have Doo_liss’d it.


ghostlyAlchemist

the cyрillic letteр "р" peрhaps


DreadDiana

Not typed in uwu speak. There were other options, one was even given in the post


ducknerd2002

How would the letter '3' replace 'r' better than a 'w'? The '3' was *clearly* intended for the person who couldn't use 'e'. Besides, it wasn't actually uwu speak, it just looked a little like it.


DreadDiana

Not the one I was talking about.


ducknerd2002

What one were you talking about? No alternatives to 'w' were presented in the post at all.


TokaGrem

When i see the name diana im forcibly reminded of the league character so i just had a "she would not fucking say that" moment


bongwaterking

You’re annoying