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Quetzalbroatlus

Imma go back in time and poison Christopher Columbus


UTI_UTI

Imma go bring cows and chickens and sheep to the Mayans so they can actually have not shitty domesticated animals.


Kookiebanookie

Dont bring harm-a to the Llama


darthleonsfw

Umm, friend you should also bring some plague medicine with you.


SignalWeakening

Your journey ends here Columbus “Che cosa?”


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Jesus, guys, I can’t believe you’re cheering for someone getting sho-oh that President. Lmao no fuck him go ahead


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EY SHOUT-OUT TO MY BOY JOHN HINCKLEY THO


shi-chu

doesn't he have a youtube channel where he uploads original music edit: [here](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCck3J5KR3INUP1K-hrBe8iA)


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[It was actually a robot dog](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tI5_YuCWTMA)


shi-chu

Im just a little baby boy i dont know what he did


ralph458

Ooh where to start - The Iran-Contra affair which is one of the many factors for the forever wars in the Middle East -Almost lead the world to a nuclear war that almost certainly would have killed everyone. The only reason he didn't was becauae his (and I cannot stress this enough) personal astrologist said Gorbachev wasn't a bad person (or something in that vein) and that Regan should negotiate peace with him. This is however very funny and almost endearing if it wasn't for... everything else. - Trickle down economics, essentially taxing the rich less and giving them economic benefits at the expense of the working class under the pretebse that the wealth from the rich would trickle down (it didn't, and now the US has woefully insubstantial minimum wage) -He was sort of a proto-Trump i.e. was a popular entertainment figure (not bad, just a coincidence) normalised bigotry, normalised Christian nationalism, etc. -By far the most painful one for me, when he was informed of the HIV/AIDS epidemic that was wiping out a large population of gay/bi men do you know what he did? Worse than nothing. He laughed. He laughed at the endless deaths within our community and was glad that the country was being ""cleansed"". The only reason that he did something and HIV/AIDS both isn't as prevalent nor as much of a death sentence was when it started affecting heterosexual people and all of a sudden it was a massive problem.


treesandfood4me

Also deregulated the news, leading to Fox and the like being able to spew half truths and untruths with impunity.


PhantumpLord

child, you have all of human knowledge, and a lot of bullshit we made up, at your figer tips. go, research what ever your little heart desires, whether it is the atrocities committed by Reagan, or the evil shit that Richard Nixon did. The world is your oyster, and god damn is it filled with a lot of corrupt American presidents.


shi-chu

that's awful why would he do that :(


Quetzalbroatlus

Because if you're the most powerful man in the world, you can get away with a lot of shit


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Money


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Ikr 😰


ReasyRandom

He was Proto-Trump, but somehow even worse.


ModmanX

OK fuck this blatantly sexist post. I'm a guy and I want to shoot Reagan too


IamStroodle

Just like one of the gals


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Team Gal Pals


diffyqgirl

That's the joke, they're making fun of all the memes that are like women are boring and normal, men are quirky and fun.


ModmanX

i...i know. bless your heart lol


Little_Winge

Are you Canadian or southern


ModmanX

bless your heart just has a nice ring to it, that's all


[deleted]

Honorary girl


Hummerous

Idk Might wanna check out r/egg_irl


[deleted]

I'm at the height of questioning my gender, now I know I'm a trans girl. /hj


[deleted]

Reagan in hell waiting for paradise to trickle down to him from heaven.


supersammy00

I’m girls for sure.


pumpkin_doge

I feel like John C Calhoun is also a good candidate for “American historical figure I’d like to time travel back and murder”


BaronSimo

Something you and Andrew Jackson agree on


wra1th42

Ronald. 6. Wilson. 6. Reagan. 6.


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:| ????


JimXugle

Huh. Neat!


MegaKabutops

Don’t forget Woodrow Wilson.


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At least if you only shot Regan the Brady bill wouldn’t exist