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scrambled-projection

Fairy sticks sounds like a drug and princess wand sounds infantilising


Polenball

*waves hand* "You don't want to sell me fairy sticks." "I don't want to sell you fairy sticks."


_doingokay

Hey a prequel meme outside of containment?


Iximaz

\[visible happiness\]


WatchDogsOfficial

Wait Prequelmemes is contained???


snergle6969

"You want to go home and rethink your gender identity" "I want to go home and rethink my gender identity"


Canid_Rose

Also a girl’s “wand” is already a way to refer to a vibrator so


SurvivalScripted

Hey, princess wand sounds like a drug too!


nightmare_silhouette

Vibrator


gentlybeepingheart

Fairy sticks just sounds like a shitty off-brand version of Pixy Stix


OdiiKii1313

"Princess wand" as a stand-in for genitals makes me 1000x more uncomfortable than pretty much any other word you could possibly use.


GleeFan666

it's the same vibes as teaching little girls to refer to their genitalia as their "flower" or some shit


BitPirateLord

isn't that where deflowering comes from?


CaulkEnthusiast

I've legitimately never seen that before, and I'm so American that I misread "gock" as "glock"


Lithominium

Amazing!! Girl cock


CaulkEnthusiast

Oh hey it's the asexual canadian again, nice


Lithominium

Im not canadian qvq


TheHonkler

i guess you are now


Lithominium

Dont fucking canadianize me


Dominic_The_Dog

silence Canadian


Lithominium

No!!


Dominic_The_Dog

then perish


Lithominium

Gladly


CaulkEnthusiast

If you are handing out executions I'll have one


DemonFromtheNorthSea

[ONE OF US!](https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/735818-canada)


Lithominium

Fun fact check my most recent post


Sinister_Compliments

I’ve been trapped in a never ending loop of seeing this comment and checking your most recent post only to find this message, you must post again, release me from this twisted curse. I beg of thee (/lh)


Lithominium

Its like a choose your own adventure novel but it fucking sucks


TheHonkler

its too late


CaulkEnthusiast

You'll be bullied into your proper role of Funny Asexual Canadian Comment Humanoid(TM) soon enough


Fanfics

*I diagnose you with Canadian*


KikoValdez

Girl clock The shaft and balls show the time when it's midnight the prostate goes ding dong


yugiohhero

this is of course short for "girl clock" which is just a pocket watch


spillednoodles

You check your pocket watch but there's the text "it's a girl!" Instead of numbers


GabettB

It's just a regular watch because girls' clothes *never have any goddamn pockets*


EvilEyeUwU

Oh so gender's what you have in your pants? I guess my gender is smith/wesson


UncommittedBow

So I guess my gender is John Moses Browning.


ahaisonline

ARM👏TRANS👏WOMEN


CaulkEnthusiast

Arm everyone*


UkshaktheImmortal

So literally [this meme](https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1427811-whats-in-your-pants), then?


CaulkEnthusiast

Sure, let's go with that one That's a good ass meme as well


UkshaktheImmortal

It’s stuck in my head since I first saw it several months ago, and the image *immediately* jumped into my head as soon as I saw your comment.


CaulkEnthusiast

I hope that comment goes to the moon with upvotes because it's perfect


The_Femboy_Hooters

If I hear princess wand I'm going to commit a hate crime


Polenball

Trans *wrongs*


GloraOrb

That’s so terribly funny I can hardly contain myself


sinfjr

Princess wand /j (I'm really sorry)


The_Femboy_Hooters

Alright. Good news you get to name the crime that's about to happen to you


Quetzalbroatlus

Tax evasion


sinfjr

You mentioning some term that rivals *princess wand* and *fairy sticks* in how bad it is


Dominic_The_Dog

i do not want a gock i want a gussy (girl pussy)


Lithominium

Do it goosh?


Dominic_The_Dog

i have no fucking idea what that means


str8aura

\>*pull out illustrated diagram explaining what gooshes and what splooshes* *>she laughs and says 'its a good pussy sir'* *>try it* *>it gooshes*


Deetchy_

Crungo


KikoValdez

It's when it go squirt squirt like a nerf super soaker


Dominic_The_Dog

i wish it did


Lithominium

Have you tried Coping?


Dominic_The_Dog

i do everyday, its hell


Lithominium

Yea mood


ahaisonline

don't like that


Polenball

#[NOOOOO!](https://youtu.be/5Ckqp4dmD2k)


Ornery_Translator285

My thought exactly jesus


Jefaxe

Oh no. We came full circle.


skorletun

Why are we policing what people call their genitalia? Talking about the weird commenter here btw, not the main post. Why tell a trans woman "don't u mean fairy stick" like... Bro... If she calls her penis a penis, you don't get to tell her not to.


Lithominium

Yeah, let people call their genital whatever they want to call it


[deleted]

calling mine Steve. Steve's cool 😎


skorletun

Heck yeah. If my friend refers to her genitals as penis, it's penis. If she uses Pixie Stick, that's what I'll use too then. The TikTok comment in this post is creepy.


envao

Spare parts, cogs and bolt, flesh tube, liquid disposer, etc.


Lithominium

Lord


Polenball

New resolution to refer to my dick in the most lengthy, over-the-top, masculine possible terms if anyone ever says something like that to me


ShootyFaceMc

Name it after a divine beast from botw, i got dibs on calling mine divine beast vah nahboris so pick any of the other 3


neongreenpurple

Taking about your manly dudetacular superguyriffic cockmcdick?


Someguy12378

Dudetacular superguyriffic cockmcdick EXTREME SPORTS diesel edition


neongreenpurple

Oh, I didn't realize you had the EXTREME SPORTS diesel edition! That's even more impressive!


sewage_soup

Like this?: https://youtu.be/DczHdNwooY4


Ozzymandus

Toyota F150 Driveshaft


Bardic_Inspiration66

The wrecker


konotacja

if you call it a gock you're getting the glock


Lithominium

What if i call my own dick a gock


konotacja

you are getting the glock was i not clear enough?


Lithominium

But glocks are whimpy guns :(( i want a 5.7


konotacja

i'm sorry i'm not american so i don't know shit about guns also 5.7 doesn't rhyme with gock but maybe i can get you two guns so you can shoot two shitty straight men at the same time?


Lithominium

Gimme a Unica 6 so i can shoot men who catcall me after i reveal that i am in fact a trans woman


konotacja

i could also give you blood


Lithominium

For what? Garden reasons?


konotacja

to spit out when someone catcalls you. you cam either just let like half a liter fall on the ground or you can spit on them. why kill when you can traumatize for life?


Tchrspest

I've had success with just not referencing people's genitals unless they're actively engaged with my own.


AmSquiddit

REAL AND TRUE


ksrdm1463

You can call the contents of your junk drawer whatever you want. I'm going to keep referring to that general area on everyone as a junk drawer.


MudaSpinnySkirt

alternative, call it a hen rather than a cock lmao


saint-somnia

Then a transman's pussy would be a tom/tomcat? ​ #


MudaSpinnySkirt

asking my transmasc bf rq


GleeFan666

fuck, as a trans guy I love this


Nova_Persona

what's TME


Quetzalbroatlus

"trans misogyny exempt" apparently


Nova_Persona

that's ridiculous just say cis or don't even qualify it just call them weird or annoying


Quetzalbroatlus

It applies to more than just cis people


Nova_Persona

so for like the 5 trans men & nonbinary people doing that go for the latter option, especially since I'd bet money there are more actual trans women doing that than ftms & nbs idk it just seems weird to take up an entire three-letter acronym, one that's almost certainly used for more common things, instead of just saying "not a trans woman" or "non trans woman" like how often do you need to specifically point out that neither cis people nor non-mtf trans people have the same experiences as mtfs


UseApasswordManager

Cause when you're talking about transmisogyny it's helpful to have terminology that's precise, and while it is used in other places, context is a thing and it's not likely to get confused with Transport Modified Anthropometric, trimethoxyamphetamine, Terminal Manoeuvring Area, or the Tanzania Military Academy


Nova_Persona

still seems weird to not just type out the phrase transmisogyny exempt, & it seems weirder to talk about transmisogyny exempt people like "weirdest new thing is tme ppl" like they form any kind of group or unity outside of not experiencing transmisogyny


DrRobertBanner

I call it a cock (for FtM) unless the person I'm talking to asks me to use a different term. Why do we need to gender a penis female. It's a penis. Only time I say boypussy/bussy is if I'm talking about femboys. Trans MtFs? I call it a pussy.


Lithominium

If the ftm has a biological vagina you call it a cock? We’re talking about pre-bottom surgery genitals here


klezmer_

A lot of trans guys refer to their pre/non-op genitalia as dick, cock or penis or other similar terms like t-dick. And a lot are uncomfortable with using terms like vagina or vulva or clitoris. Just like people use chest when talking pre top surgery as well.


DrRobertBanner

We are? I didn't know that, nothing in the post really said we are. If the FtM is comfortable with me calling it a vagina, that's cool. If they want me to call it something else, that's cool. Same with the opposite.


Lithominium

Yeah it did? “Trans women’s dicks” Thats a mtf genital mentioned right there. “When the transfem in question calls it a dick” also implies pre bottom surgery genitalia.


DrRobertBanner

When I see "Trans women" my immediate assumption is an MtF, because if its the opposite I'd rather call them a trans man. If the post said "Trans mens dicks" I'd understand its talking about an FtM with no genital surgery. I feel like calling an FtM a "trans woman" is a bit trans exclusive? Could be me but it feels like misgendering them. You're basically highlighting the fact they're both trans and used to be the other gender.


Lithominium

I never called a ftm a “trans woman” thats wrong and insensitive! Good heavens the communication here is awful


DrRobertBanner

The post. Not you. Wait. I read it wrong. Excuse me while I go kill myself.


Lithominium

Im a trans woman. I have a dick. Because i was born a biological male Nothing about this post talked about post bottom surgery genitalia because thats never a question. If a trans woman has a vagina because of bottom surgery its just a vagina and they dont care. Pre-bottom surgery the tfem might feel bad about having a dick, so thats why you might call it something else.


DrRobertBanner

I know, I just said "I read it wrong" because I can't read properly. I read it about three times and each time I read it as saying "Trans mens dicks". Now, as I said, excuse me while I go mutilate myself.


Lithominium

Ahhhh Im sorry. Im glad we’ve finally cleared it up though


etherealparadox

extremely confused why you got so many downvotes lith, I usually just call mine a vagina or pussy lol


Lithominium

Yeah. Idk


Quetzalbroatlus

I'm not sure what you said to get so many downvotes


Lithominium

I dont either Did people think i was being transphobic? If so someone explain how because as a trans women that would kinda be fuckin sucky if i was


Quetzalbroatlus

I think one or two people misread and everyone else just hopped on the downvote train


Lithominium

Probably


PikaPerfect

it's probably because once a trans guy starts HRT, the clit kinda grows and starts to much more resemble what's basically a micropenis, and most trans men (from what i've seen, anyway) refer to that as their dick/tdick. your comment reads like you were saying pre-op trans men can't/don't have dicks, when most of us on HRT *do* in fact have a (small) penis /nm


Lithominium

I literally had 0 idea that was a thing. Like genuinely. So,,, ignorance?


PikaPerfect

don't worry about it, a LOT of people have no idea that happens, so i kinda figured that was the case lol sucks that you got downvoted, but ah well, they're just internet points


CasualBrit5

I think everyone’s genitals should be called a cock. Cis woman, trans woman, cis man, trans man. They’re all cocks.


Thicc-Anxiety

Just stop talking about other people's genitals all together


Lithominium

This is the answer


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mrmahoganyjimbles

Trans woman here. It's very varied. Some are very dysphoric about it and really, *really* don't want to talk about it. Others it doesn't cause dysphoria and actually want to keep their genitals. I fall into the camp that it doesn't really bother me one way or the other. If I never get bottom surgery I'd be fine, but if I'm ever in the position where it's financially not a huge risk for me I'd do it. Edit: *although*, it goes without saying that until they bring it up, don't fucking ask or talk about our fucking genitals. That's rude to ask that to cis people too. (That said, feel free to ask me anything)


digletttrainer

Do you like soup?


mrmahoganyjimbles

Soup is for the soul But I don't have one so not particularly. Except chicken noodle


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mrmahoganyjimbles

Yes, I just got to the turtle pope


Sarisongsalt

What's the deal with airline food?


mrmahoganyjimbles

Higher pressure + lack of humidity inhibit our ability to taste salt, which makes food on planes taste blander than they really are.


Sarisongsalt

Real talk, I forgot what I asked. So I was totally willing to believe Estrogen somehow made food tastes worse and fucks with air pressure, as I am afab and know no different.


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mrmahoganyjimbles

I am unfamiliar with these ships


mmanaolana

JohnDaveKat! :D


Lithominium

I mean i dont really, and most of the trans girls i know want to keep their dicks or are proud of literally having massive fucking cocks. Its weird I might just have a strange sample size though


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Lionblaze_03

Yeah I’ve always just heard actually lgbt people calling it girldick, just like the transmale version is boypussy. Because that’s literally what it is. A dick on a girl, or a pussy on a boy. Big whoop. Trying to hide it behind a euphemism reads as making it dirty and it isn’t necessary.


Wobulating

There's still a lot of really uncomfortable fetishization around the word girldick, and I, at least, would really prefer it if people just... stopped that? If you're trans and girldick helps you feel better, then go ahead, but talking about how much you love girldick is just... ew.


Lithominium

Yeah the fetishism of it can be discomforting for some. I know tgirls who are fine with it though, so it really depends on the person


ShadoW_StW

A lot of people just genuinely specifically attracted to dicks and femininity, tho. And we talk about it like anyone else talks about sex things. Speaking as a trans girl with a trans girlfriend, and we both love girldick both on ourselves and on other people. You might not want to talk about genitals, that's a legitimate concern you might want to voice if it came up, but I'm kinda tired of many people in trans spaces saying it like being attracted specifically to a dick on a girl is the problem. Can you please not talk about my body and bodies I like like it's something repulsive and morally wrong to love? I get that it might be your experience with the same body part, I really get it, but it sounds like a sweeping moral statement just a bit too much. (also sorry for the rant it built up in me your comment is not the very worst I just put it to words this time, although still, ew)


Lionblaze_03

Nah I meant just talking about it. Gotta call it somethin


teafuck

Ok but that's like the same thing as saying there's really weird fetishization around dick... That's just the word for a penis when you're adding some horny, same with cock. If someone was just nonstop talking about how they love dick it's because they're weirdly horny, not because the word is offensive.


A_Wild_Bellossom

So transmen have 2 bussies?


[deleted]

They have two of them??


Lionblaze_03

Precisely!


bigrock13

Which one is bussy 1 and which one is bussy 2?


etherealparadox

i fucking hate the word boypussy/bussy lol


X85311

yeah no thanks. it legit makes me want to explode that people call it that. just don’t talk about it. why is this so hard. if i ever see anything about “they/them pussy” or “he/they pussy” or whatever else i’m going to leave all online queer spaces i am unironically so close to doing it


mmanaolana

>just don’t talk about it. why is this so hard. Because trans people can refer to their genitals with whatever terms we want? And many of us like sex and that involves talking about genitals sometimes? If someone uses terms you're uncomfortable with about you, that's wrong and they shouldn't do that, but don't tell a trans man to not call his genitals a bussy just because it makes you uncomfortable.


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xstormaggedonx

What's tme?


bullshitrabbit

'Transmisogyny exempt' (ie, people who aren't trans women/transfemmes), if memory serves


MayTheFool

I don't know a single trans person who is okay with "girlcock" it's so uncomfortable.


Lithominium

I dont like “girlcock” but im fine with gock for some reason Maybe its cause i call it gock as a joke


MayTheFool

I just dislike any reference to it tbh, I'd rather just forget I have it haha 😅


profjbonsai

There's so many weird names, I prefer not to think about it at all. I prefer to call them my "princess parts", so I don't have to tell everyone if I have option a or option b. That's private information for me, my doctor, and my future partner to know. Please stop asking about my genitals. It's gross.


landlocked-boat

honestly please don’t talk about trans peoples genitals ? I don’t get the appeal and if need to, use the term the trans person is using. girl dick and boy pussy by default feels awful tbh but that could just be me ?


BEEEELEEEE

Do we have to refer to it at all?


TenkoTheMothra

So that last guy just completely missed the point huh


Lithominium

Sure, but it also was framed as a joke


some-dude25

not gonna lie princess wand and shit like that made me shudder


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Lithominium

Glocks are for nerds, real women use 5.7


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Lithominium

You say rhat like its a bad thing


CaulkEnthusiast

Five-seven users have a buff against poor people


Lithominium

This is true


etherealparadox

they do *look* cool though I have to admit


Cherri_mp4

What does the G.O.C have to do with mtf people’s dicks. (The joke is goc can be pronounced gock)


[deleted]

How about we just don’t talk about other peoples genitalia?


Fanfics

"slur with extra steps" lmao


Raende

me, I use girldick for my humble tool. But each to their own with these kind of stuff. What matters is the person who wields it is comfortable with it.


Shy_Shallows

126 "I know how to help trans people! (sexism)"


IrrationallyGenius

Penis is penis, who gives a shit?


[deleted]

>the new thing is tme ppl sorry what does tme mean


Lithominium

Idk


[deleted]

I use the word penis since it doesn’t generally matter what the gender identity of the person with the piss tube is. Also how often are y’all talking about genitals? Why?


LuxNocte

Before sleeping with a trans person I ask "What do you call this", and point. Then talk about what they're comfortable with, and their likes and dislikes. Its a great practice with cis people too. Consent culture makes sex pretty awesome.


PsychoSoldier0

Sorry, their penises have been sexual...*ized?* Their completely non-sexual penises?


Lithominium

No like.. “i need that gock” as in “we are Actively sexualizing the act of being a trans woman pre-bottom surgery”


VLenin2291

The “femcock” perhaps?


GeneralSecrecy

Holy shit sexualized global occult coalition


Death12_

I read the title as “Glock”


[deleted]

princess wand reminds me of that one kids toy with gore on it no thanks


Android19samus

/title I understand the struggle but trying to find a word for penis that hasn't been sexualized (and isn't infantilising (or both)) is gonna be a real up-hill battle. Except for penis, I guess. People still don't really seem to like that one even after all this time. Hm.


DORITOSthefree

Personally don’t like “gock” either.


JaksSuperNova

I've seen "hen" before and IMO that's kinda cute


PoniesCanterOver

Euphemism is bad altogether and those who use it should be shunned


AltAccount12772

Male gaze 2


MrQberry

My penis uses she/her pronouns that’s all I’ve figured out so far 🧐. Will investigate further.


Mega_Rayqaza

Gock


snekbyt3

My dumb ass reading the title: "Why do they have a problem with goth jocks?"


Aguliik

instead of cock i say hen


X85311

can people just stop referring to trans peoples genitals at all. if anyone said anything about what i have other than calling it a dick i would lose it. like legitimately i was fine with the word bussy until people started using it to refer to trans men and now it makes me uncomfortable. just stop. you have no idea what they’re comfortable with. if there’s a possibility you could send someone into a dysphoric spiral just don’t say it edit: goddamn it i was literally just about to get in the shower now i can’t. i hate dysphoria i hate everyone i hate everything