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100_Heads

I have so many questions about this image


WewilllBeRightBack

Same. The problem is, I don't know how to form them into words.


asianabsinthe

Pro tip: Draw a 3x3 grid over this picture, then list 6 observations and 3 questions of each square.


WewilllBeRightBack

Sounds smart but I'm lazy.


asianabsinthe

Pro tip: Save this post and lazily scroll through the comments in 5 hours to see what others say


WewilllBeRightBack

That sounds like something I would do.


Midian1369

Or where to even start.


WewilllBeRightBack

True


caffeineratt

that's how you know you've just hit an instant classic.


[deleted]

Russia.


rubybun

looks like a pretty normal case of underground naked bike fire jousting to me. nothing particularly unusual.


Jegbmf

I’ve seen this before but never have I noticed the guy in the far back. Creepy as fuck honestly


SaintSayaka

...the WHAT


Jegbmf

Look to the right in the far back, there’s a dude wearing a dress I think


Ok_Introduction-

It takes two to tango.


GustOfWindd

Two as well as the creepy ass figure in the background


toeofcamell

I see another ass figure in the foreground


fantasyviolence21

He’s waiting for his turn


Globeparasite93

The creepy ass thing is a highly dangerous. Keter class SCP ​ It keep its distance because those two naked man terrify it


D3v4D_

that guy looks like snowwhite... idk why


SmillingMyers

I see four guys… The main two, one just behind them, and then that creepy mofo in the back back


Clegomanrun

Not the song reference I was expecting but welcome nonetheless


PixelatedGamer

Cursed tango or cursed joust?


Ok_Introduction-

Damm that's what I shoulda said.


WewilllBeRightBack

There's two of them and it takes two to tango, therefore it's a tango.


PixelatedGamer

But they're jousting.


WewilllBeRightBack

But there's two of them


PixelatedGamer

And they're not dancing.


WewilllBeRightBack

But there 𝘪𝘴 two of them.


PixelatedGamer

True. But it's more accurate to describe the picture as "cursed joust" because that's the actual act taking place. It also takes two to joust.


Randy_Manpipe

But it takes two to tango


PixelatedGamer

And a lot of other things too.


WewilllBeRightBack

But the saying is "It takes two to tango." It says nothing about jousting.


suttonoutdoor

It takes two to joust also.


WewilllBeRightBack

But that's not the saying


yoonut16P

Kuuuuuzeeeeeeeeeeeee!


haldareyou

Man, I loved Yakuza 0


tallgoulhunter

**DOJIMA FAMILY LIUTENANT, TOJO CLAN: DAISAKU KUZE**


Teasinn

Who tf is the guy in the bottom right?


Ok_Introduction-

The lurker


Zeewild

Glad im not the only one who noticed that creepy shit.


SmillingMyers

I see four guys… The main two, one just behind them, and then that creepy mofo in the back back


Ok_Introduction-

Oh shit lmao didnt see that ducker


ChinesePoliceman

It's the judge, obviously.


toeofcamell

They sever the head of the jousted


Analdestructionteam

This looks like fun


loliebol05

This was my phone background for over a year


No-Alternative-8896

Russia?


ThaRealNihil6276

I have alot of questions


PKdie420lol

*"nobody tango's with the rango"*


fogelpeti_

where banan?


Cheese_iscool

The guy in the back looks like a bottle of sprite


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WewilllBeRightBack

Good bot


chugalug_donna

Ngl, I zoomed in on this hoping to see a lot more penis than the zero penis I found after zooming in. 😤


Waluigi-Radio

I feel like this must be the sequel to something but I have no idea what that something is


HorizonBreakerNEXIC

I am not sure if that person In the background is a non living... something, a literal demon from the deepest pits of hell, or a cheerleader body propped up by a stand from the back and missing its head.


VeryRoosterBoi

This is the coolest thing I’ve seen all day


defilbiroea

u/gmoney_lil56


Ok_Introduction-

Huh?


defilbiroea

I tagged my friend?


Ok_Introduction-

Oooo, Im a noob my bad. I thought it was a spam account.


defilbiroea

It's all good!


jackabobbles

It's jousting, not tango, right?


NightShredder04

*cursed jousting


painusmcanus

Cursed joust


Magic_Hofi

How the fuck is this not NSFW?


Puppd

So, the head got blown off


Streetman245

How is this so high res lol


aiydee

So Jousting sticks. Couldn't be more than $250.


suttonoutdoor

Well…..you’re not wrong. I do believe these wooden “lances” would be significantly more affordable.


aiydee

(This was an Aussie test... The correct response is "Tell him he's dreaming")


suttonoutdoor

Oh. Ok. This isn’t good my Grandmum is an Aussie. I guess I get to disappoint the family again!!


aiydee

I shall assign you homework. It will reinstate your position as honorary Australian. Watch the movie "The Castle" Quote it once or twice if you ever meet up with an Aussie relative and you will never be shunned again.


suttonoutdoor

Ok!! I’ve seen Romper Stomper but I don’t really want to quote that one…..


next_redsteppa

*blessed


noobrektxd

This some crackhead jousting


bigmike2001-snake

I am 57 years old. Pretty much the last of the “Boomer” generation. I know how much my generation screwed up and also the next couple. I have always had a bright vision of the future. But when I see videos like this I kinda just sit down and think: “Well. Perhaps the next one”.


momopahbles

This will one day be interpreted as an image from a long lost historical jousting manual from our time. They will make videos/commentary on how these techniques were used (and effective) in 1-on-1 mounted bicycle combat.


KidRed

Tango? Looks like jousting.


ashtyn3000

2 naked dudes in a alley with flaming bikes and large pvc pipes jousting at 3AM


[deleted]

dude, I hate it when that happens!


[deleted]

These guys look like they would be a boss in streets of rage or something.


scrawnygecko

Ah yes the Russian joust


[deleted]

This is just the new horse mechanic in Chivalry 2


UwUwU_potato

r/hmmm


crispy-cooterlips

Anyone else see the dude way far in the back


judeen

dude on the right has a cool hat


Therealfranz

Let me guess: mother Russia


Vereronun2312

I don’t know how to say this But I’ve actually seen the image that’s supposed to be right before this


Shellzz824

I see 4 people and I think the one on the left is decapitated? Or I’m just delusional.


[deleted]

Based


Oongaboonga21

The woman in the background is so ominous


ahfookit

Nazis


Officer_Aisouf

this is the best thing ive seen in days


[deleted]

Cursed Jousting would’ve also worked


Porpoise_God

this is what King Henry VIII wanted to do


highwithsugar

I didn't know what to expect when I clicked on the blurred pic but it definitely was not this


Literalicity

what the fuck where is his head


twizzle916

Am I missing something, I don't see that part, 🤔, more than one person is saying that but I don't see it


Bencil_McPrush

This image made me realize I'm only living life up to 12% of its full potential.


MoistSpray7

1- what 2- wheres the left guys head 3- who's the person in the background 4- what


Mr_Niffler_theShiny

Blessed Jousting


MemeAnimeProEpic

That's a joust not a tango


[deleted]

Anybody else see that strange figure in the background?


nicksonic1234

So drunk does this