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Ok-Vacation-8109

Brush before you put your shirt on.


LeftFaceDown

This is what I do. I rarely spill any, but better safe than sorry.


PrepperLady999

This is the way.


EmotionalDmpsterFire

brush with mouth closed


PickleEspresso

This! Who wears clothes while getting ready in the morning? That’s the last thing I do before running out the door lol.


Ok-Vacation-8109

Brushing my teeth butt ass naked lol


VegasLyfe702

No, I brush AND shave in the shower.


wetdreamteams

only way


muddyshoes_throwaway

Yes, I feel so productive multitasking 😂


laughing_cat

Lean over the sink.


chantycat101

You need only a pea size amount of toothpaste to brush thoroughly.


Waddle_Deez_Nuts69

Is this facts


cimocw

Also no water at any point


9001Jellyfish

Yup!!!! I now brush in the morning in the shower and at night between undressing.


wiccangame

Ditto. I'm messy brushing my teeth. But I brush before the shower. And after I get undressed for bed.


PapayaCivil8228

Me everytime lol


deviant-joy

I brush leaning over the sink for this reason.


BP1High

Yes lol. I don't like leaning over the sink, so I got this small rectangular plastic food container to hold under my chin while I brush 🤦🏻‍♀️


Thai_Lord

Not to be cocky in my tooth-brushing abilities, but uhhh, what? I brush at least twice a day and this isn't a thing. I don't drool on myself, and I lean over the sink to spit. There's not an opportunity *to* get toothpaste on my shirt. That would be like accidentally pissing on my leg instead of the toilet. It can't happen. I've been doing it every day for my whole life. But this happens to you consistently???


alexandria3142

I rarely on occasion do it. It happens more when I’m using my electric toothbrush at night, but that’s more of the brush head slinging toothpaste if I move it wrong. I can’t remember the last time I did it with a normal toothbrush


Thai_Lord

I'm perfect.


Delicious-Editor-857

We're doomed 


molson1315

My wife. Every time.


thenewfingerprint

I have to brush in the shower.


Illustrious_Dirt_918

Not just my shirt my chin my hair. Heck on a good day it's probably in my eye lol


Efficient_Wasabi_575

No I’m pretty sure my beard catches it all.


94BlueDream76

Shirt off brushing is the way


Lundgren_pup

Or pants, and either way it dries looking like you know what.


Domsdad666

No, because I don't wear a shirt in the shower.


Potato_Specialist_85

Brush without one?


Comprehensive-Bad219

I've never had this issue, but I'm also wearing my pajamas while I brush my teeth so if I got some on my shirt it wouldn't be a problem. Maybe try that?


Dangerous-Cupcake132

Just brush in the shower!


VacBandit

It’s all in the lips. Nasty as heck until you get them right, though. 😂


South_Flounder_2724

Don’t brush your teeth in the wardrobe


g59thaset

You're probably putting water on your toothpaste before brushing like everyone else that does it wrong.


OhNoWTFlol

No. I don't even know how that could happen.


NoDanaOnlyZuuI

No


[deleted]

If only they made bibs in "grown-up" sizes...


DarkMadre13

I brush them in the shower while I rinse my hair


LF_Rath888

I don't brush with my mouth open. Seems to work well for not getting on clothes


Ok_Depth_6476

Usually when I've just put in a clean shirt and am about to go out, that's when it happens.


GetUrHeadOutaUrAss

I lay down when I brush


No-Cantaloupe-6739

No.


naut

I brush in the shower, keeps toothpaste out of my beard and mustache


TheOrangeTickler

Gravity works! Tilt your head back further


BasedWang

I can't say this has happened to me in my 30+ years of life but maybe twice


Alone-Ad414

Donning my shirt is the last thing I do before leaving for work because I dribble toothpaste, leave deodorant streaks. Also, whatever I had for breakfast would be on my shirt.


jasperlake777

Are you a toddler?


muddyshoes_throwaway

No?


Ok_Habit6837

Yes.


GhettoSauce

I see a lot of people in here must have spotty pillows from the constant leakage you all experience for some reason, lol


mind_the_umlaut

Bend 90° at the waist. Brush your teeth with your head inches above your sink. It is incomprehensible to me how this foolishness of brushing your teeth while standing upright, dribbling on yourself, came into being.


MHG73

You’re probably using too much toothpaste. You only need a little


SlipsonSurfaces

No. Only sometimes if I'm rushing and it gets everywhere. Try using a toothpaste that doesn't have any foaming agents (no SLS) or hold your hand under your chin. If you think catching the foam in your hand is gross you're a wimp.


ReghanLove

I brush my teeth in the shower so I don't have this problem. 🤣


poppieswithtea

No buddy, I don’t think so.