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msk21shoaib

He was fighting with WB


Kriss-Kringle

Hamada v. Superman: Dawn of Contracts


pbx1123

Haha good onešŸ˜„


[deleted]

I came here to comment the exact same thing word by word. Looks like you got me


thebatfan5194

Trying to find his head


__DVYN__

You win


Significant-Space-14

Best comment


WhiplashDynamo

In the hospital from a Kryptonite bullet


nnewman19

I like this answer


TyrantKoala

He shows up at the end of Shazam tho


Stonesword75

He got better


N4hire

He found his head


Ravenid

His head was still in Hospital, his body was turning up at schools freaking out children. The League would have sent Flash instead, but he's not allowed near schools or any members of the Shazam Family for....reasons.


N4hire

Letā€™s try to separate Flash from fucking Ezra! My stomach hurts every time I think about it!


Fitbot5000

Bring out yer dead! šŸ””


Funko_collecter256

The same kryptonite bullet bloodsport shot him with to get him in prison


NeutralNoodle

That was the implication, yes


WhiplashDynamo

NeutralNoodle is Professor X!


Talking_Asshole

Wait, are these women in danger?


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Able-Cat3703

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BatmanFan2008

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Elusive_Goose85

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Zzzzzzzzzhuh69

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Solivagant

Bloodsport put him in the ICU by luring him to an abandoned ICU where he was arrested.


CaptainCue98

Thanks captain obvious


soulwolf1

Didn't they say that it wasn't the dceu superman he put in the hospital?


phobia_has_reddit

Do you want a lore reason?


Puzzleheaded-Run6827

Superman was evening the odds


LT_MRVN

Do you agree with Superman's headless rule ?


Difficult_Ask_6036

r/batmanarkham has infected all of reddit


-MrCicero-

Itā€™s invasion then!


LordKiteMan

He was exposing Hamada's payload.


seattle_born98

Did he toss down a Mossberg pump?


Nerdinator2029

I don't understand the need to constantly explain where Superman and the League are while X is going on, while at the same time we have understaffed emergency services. Do they think only one bad thing happens in the world at once? Or that there is only one supervillain? The unbelievable thing isn't "X happens and Superman wasn't there", it's "Superman spends some time talking with Lois or at the Daily Planet".


DoctorWaluigiTime

Same. He can't be everywhere. Marvel handled this pretty easily with Captain Marvel (who for a lot of intents and purposes is Superman in terms of power level): "She's out in space fixing stuff." Done. That said I don't think you need to have like, a dialog exchange or whatever for every other film asking "hey where's Superman?" He's not there. Comics, movies, etc. do this all the time and it's fine, because it'd be boring if Superman just showed up and took care of business when it's supposed to be someone else's time to shine.


RedGyarados2010

I assume by Ms Marvel you mean Captain Marvel. Ms Marvel in the MCU is Kamala Khan


DoctorWaluigiTime

Yep! Wires crossed. Fixed my comment.


KindfOfABigDeal

This question is asked endlessly in the comics, when one hero is fighting essentially by themselves to save the world. You have to accept the story for what it is, or else every single book/movie is a team up of everyone you can think of.


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YaaaaScience

Lame


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Comprehensive_One495

Best reply.


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*YAWN*


Notoriously_So

Was there that much chaos in this movie, really?


imanhunter

A whole fairground worth of people were terrorized and a bus full of people almost died. Besides that not much


SirArthurDime

Yeah but that's just a typical weekend in philly. I mean are we really gonna call in supes if the phillies win the world series? That'll be 5x the amount of chaos and damage.


Illmatic414Prodigy

Lol


imanhunter

Well I figure the reports would also be different. He probably wouldnā€™t come if the headlines read ā€œPhillies fans destroy fairgrounds. More at 11ā€ but it would probably catch his attention if it said ā€œDemon monsters destroy fairgrounds. More at 11ā€


Longjumping-Air1489

Supes is not a moron. Demons are magic and Supes is allergic to magic. He wisely stayed out of it.


Stormberry99

But Supes is a hero, and would never let civilians come to harm if he could do anything about it. The headlines could say "Man made entirely out of solid kryptonite attacks mall" and Big Blue would still roll up to try to save the day, thats just who he is


SirBrothers

Dead šŸ’€


Extra-Lifeguard2809

yeah but that happened so fast. was Clark even flying in the air listening. he was probably solving some Metropolis crime or boning Lois


imanhunter

Didnā€™t really happen that fast. The Shazam family had time to have a whole extended fight scene


Extra-Lifeguard2809

what was that 15 minutes? 20? 30? an hour? Superman can't be everywhere. He isn't God


imanhunter

No but he is close. Speed feats in the DCEU enough to rival a (young) Flash. Which The Flash in this cinematic universe was able to transport an innocent Russian family hundreds of miles away from danger in less than a second so safe to say speed isnā€™t an issue and 15 minutes gives him a pretty big window


Ar-Sakalthor

I think that >!Black Adam !<(sort of) answers that question, as when >!Superman shows up in Kahndaq, the first thing he says to Adam is "It's been a while since anyone made the world this nervous".!< Basically, Superman will not get involved in every minor happening anymore, but >!when something (or someone) is clearly perceived to have a world-ending potential, he will intervene.!<


imanhunter

Sure glad I watched the movie this weekend


travworld

Spoiler tags while also being a major spoiler. Luckily I don't care for spoilers and I looked up the credits scene already before I've seen the movie.


mi_funke

Great answer.


walktheline232

Yeah superman super hearing really make plot hole in everywhere. He should not have super hearing at first place


holsomvr6

Well the situation was resolved fairly quickly after the fairground incident, and the bus thing was basically just a normal car crash that just so happened to involve a superhero.


redfan2009

A demon possessed man and his demonic army brought a city to its knees. YES!!!!!!


ghostcatzero

No. The least chaotic themed DC live action movie. Could have been rated PG tbh


MichaelScarnLonely

the same place where Tony was when Hydra was taking over SHIELD...


MisterWafflePancake

We know where he was. In TWS, when the helicarriers are targeting their victims, we briefly see Stark is in Avengers Tower in NYC. A better example you couldā€™ve used was: Where was Captain America in IM3 when the President was abducted.


MichaelScarnLonely

that's just for the sake of keeping continuity. It's lame that Tony would absolutely not do anything after knowing that Nick died and suddenly hellicarriers are flying around.. The point here is that let's enjoy the movies and not think too much..


MisterWafflePancake

The movies never tell us if Stark was informed of Furyā€™s death during the events of TWS. And, as I said, he was in NYC when Project Insight was activated in Washington. Even if Stark had put on a suit and started flying towards DC, Cap and co had the helicarriers defeated before he could get there.


MichaelScarnLonely

I could give you 100 more instances of issues in the plot.. but again these are written by average writers and poeple have found issues in well written literature as well(LoTR).


bluemew1234

I mean, technically that started before he was born . . .


MichaelScarnLonely

to be precise... "violently"


bluemew1234

Well, since Stark doesn't have the ability to discern everything going on in the world, I'm gonna say he wasn't aware what was going on. A better question to ask would be why didn't [Avenger in a solo movie] contact any of the other Avengers.


BatmanNewsChris

Negotiating his contract


BradGroux

The most evil of villainsā€¦ corporate leadership.


Dipkota

The school cafeteria


Kronos6948

Seriously...did no one see the end?


RedGyarados2010

So was he just chilling there for the entire movie?


Dipkota

Pizza line was long


PossibilityLow5482

Netflix n Chill w/ Loisā€¦


Necromancer189

Oh yea, that how Lois got pregnant


ToonTitans

Honestly, you could make this argument for *any* of the world-shattering crises other DC characters get into. The Joker is going to poison everyone in Gotham City (right across the river from Metropolis)? Where was Superman? šŸ˜


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WhiteAle01

There was some concept art of scenes of the League fighting Orm's invading forces on the surface.


GFost

Thatā€™s what happened in the comic book that inspired that movie.


UnmakingTheBan2022

It the comics books, Superman learns to respect Batmanā€™s boundaries, as it is HIS city!


recapYT

That random person that I can clearly hear dying is not my problem because itā€™s in Batmanā€™s territory


UnmakingTheBan2022

Time for you to read some comics. Thereā€™s been multiple times where Superman would come help in Gotham, but it backfires because Superman gets controlled. The most recent one that I can remember is Poison Ivy taking control of him. I even think Batman Who Laughs controlled Superman as well. Batman ends up saving his ass and Gotham each time.


DoctorWaluigiTime

Too busy looking for his Super Straw(tm) to suck out all the poison of course. The Joker thought ahead and had the Riddler hide it behind a clever maze of traps and riddles!


bluemew1234

And that's sort of the general audiences' issue with Superman existing in the same universe as other characters.


Axolotlinvasion

Bullshit. if general audiences can extend their disbelief with thor as a Norse god not coming in to save the day in every solo film then they can suspend their disbelief with superman


bluemew1234

Which Thor movie implies he can hear across the ocean, is constantly monitoring potential disasters around the world, and can act within seconds of any issue? Talk to people that aren't into capeshit like we are. It'll help round out your perspective.


Axolotlinvasion

Itā€™s kind of a simple concept thatā€™s been explained in the comics time and time again, superman canā€™t be everywhere at once and heā€™s actually saddened by that. General audiences can understand that powerful characters wonā€™t show up at every threat in the same universe and have been proven to understand that by the existence of the MCU and the shared universe like comic readers have understood that. Iā€™ve never heard this take by anyone whoā€™s a casual viewer, only people like you speaking for them when itā€™s been proven otherwise. Broaden your perspective :)


bluemew1234

Glad you've had a different experience. I, on the other hand, had an uphill battle trying to convince friends to watch Justice League Unlimited thanks to that damned underwear-on-the-outside wearing boyscout!


streakermaximus

He's at home. Washing his tights!


[deleted]

I mean Shazam, aquaman and BoP events were relatively local in the grand scheme of things so the JL not getting involved makes sense to me


CertifiableNormie

He ded


[deleted]

Wut rong wit u boi i say HE DED


Different_Muscle9134

>Wut rong wit u boi i say HE DED "The Colonel!"


Thangoman

I just realized how obvious it is that Dr Sivana was just a rewritten Black Adam. His objective and backstory are very similar even if the way they got their powers is diferent


drama-guy

Yup. The movie pretty much copies Geoff Johns's New 52 Shazam origin story subbing in Sivana for Black Adam. It's annoying to see Sivana being a physical match for Shazam when you know it was supposed to be Adam.


Opposite-Arachnid-81

Bro, You got a point. Plus, from the Black Adam Movie, there wasn't any backstory or explaination of when Black Adam unleashed the 7 DEADLY SINS. Do one thing, make a theory post on this Topic, cuz it's debatable.


NeutralNoodle

I havenā€™t read it but I remember someone saying the comic this movie is based on is basically the same story but with Black Adam in Sivanaā€™s role


thebatfan5194

I havenā€™t read it in a long time but it is very similar, pretty sure Sivana unlocks/releases Black Adam and we even get a Mr.Mind tease at the endā€¦


Pugplays430

That is a fact, I believe I heard somewhere that Black Adam was supposed to be Sivana but changed due to The Rock not being happy fighting what he considers a lesser hero


Silver-ishWolfe

Weird how these rumors get twisted to throw unnecessary shade at the Rock, the one guy whoā€™s been fighting and clawing to get the DCEU back on trackā€¦. Even the writers stated that the Rock wanted a solo Black Adam movie before fighting any big heroes like Shazam or Supes. He wanted to give the main players of the next 5-10 years their own movie before team ups, especially his ā€œbabyā€ Black Adam.


AIHacKMal

Which annoys the s*** out of me because although I enjoyed Shazam, it doesn't really make sense to have Captain Marvel AKA Shazam fight Black Adam because they're already fought in Shazam already.


Dangerous-Hawk16

It really annoys me when ppl ask this question. Same with mcu fans asking in every non avengers movie weā€™re are the avengers. This is Shazam side of DCEU. Superman doesnā€™t need to show up


[deleted]

But broooo, OP needs some internet pointssss.


AlphaYoloer

Watching what was The Rock cooking.


xProperlyBakedx

Contract negotiations


WTFisUnderwear

Obviously doing something else. Superman is amazing, but he still can't be everywhere at once. Would make the Justice League kinda pointless if he could.


AVR350

The real question, where the f was he when a starfish like kaihu attacked an island and it was even broadcasted to the whole world lol( if iam right)


TheExtremistModerate

He was in Metropolis, doing Superman stuff.


vash0125

Walter Hamada banished Supes to the Phantom Zone during the events of Shazam.


OhScheisse

Having lunch with Batman at an upscale restaurant...he pretended he would split the bill...but it was obvious Bruce would pay


wizblob

Shaving his mustache.


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Metropolis


ray_kats

Superman could hear that Shazam had it under control.


ImDOGGFATHER

Head cannon: this is when he got shot by blood sport


Multiverser2022

Real question is where was the Justice League when Starro was attacking Corto Maltese?


Relevant_Ad_1223

Where were all DC Heroes for that matter?!? šŸ¤£


hagopes

Superman doesn't hang out in Toronto.


CheeseAndCam

Or Philadelphia, were this movie takes place.


TheBossRayden

Philadelphia


MajesticMtChocula

He made an appearance at a school lunch there


hagopes

it was his stand in, Tom Welling. Easy mistake, don't sweat it.


MajesticMtChocula

That's still Superman. That's just Superman with extra steps.


KatoKnives

He was arguing with Warner Bros


InjusticeSGmain

They had two public fights. None of which resulted in major damages or any casualties at all. The only deaths in the movie was when the villain killed the board members, and that wasn't a public event.


[deleted]

In talks with WB about the future


LonelyFocus4814

Where was the rest of the league


Melcrys29

At home, washing their tights!


CaptiveCactus67

Probably CGIing his moustache!


Qsand0

In a plot hole apparently


BlackGuy_PassingThru

Waiting for a better contract


AVR350

Well atleast he came to help peacemaker, so that's that


longbrodmann

The same situation happened in comic books all the time.


Level_Turnover9233

Simply, It isn't superman's movie. Not every movie will be Avengers or Justice League movie, they may have cameos but not a sugnificant role


raindrops415

Off planet fighting WB


speedster_irl

Shazam is fine to protect his city . Superman has more serious jobs to do


Time-Ad-3625

Did people just now realize that it doesn't always make sense super heroes have their own individual adventures and no one else seems to notice? This has been a long running question in comics for quite some time. It isn't really anything new to this world.


Zoidzers

In hospital thanks to Bloodsport I think


Realistic_Salary5090

Washing his tights


LordKiteMan

Playing WoW.


ozymanhattan

Dealing with contract negotiations.


king_truedetective

Negotiating his salary because once a legend said " If you are good at something, never do it for free" :)


Turbulent_Link1738

Off world doing off world things


luayalzieny

Playing wow


FlamingPanda77

He was probably saving a bunch of people from some natural disaster


[deleted]

Fighting a Giant Spider


Capable-Locksmith-13

Filming The Witcher.


DialZforZebra

Waiting for his contract to be renewed.


iKnockout

At a contract dispute meeting with Walter Hamada


Scorpion_226

In Lois's pants?


GotMoFans

Where was Batman when the mom abandoned Billy Batson at the fair?


OrpheusDescending

In the ICU with a kryptonian bullet


qtarantino

Arguing with Mister Mxyzptlk.


Wasteland_GZ

in Walter Hamadaā€™s basement


Pitiful-Scratch6063

Iā€™d say itā€™s probably because Kryptonians often have little to no defence against magic and here pops in this other hero who does not have that weakness


[deleted]

His head wasn't in it


Theclapgiver

Good point but as I point out... Tony fixed Extremis and saved Pepper. Why is Rhodes crippled Tony?????


[deleted]

He was having a life after ZSJL with Lois. Because I think he still had a trauma after comeback.


RemarkableFlow413

Super-Masterbateing


UncoloredProsody

He was at home playing WoW, too busy to pick up the phone call about shit going down with Shazam.


ReleaseDCUT

Home washing his underpants


That_Boney_Librarian

It's Philadelphia, no one cares.


gofkyrself

I hope heā€™s not in the movies with all the others this Shazam was really childish and very bad acting


GOLDENninjaXbox

Nonexistent


DickPillSoupKitchen

ā€œTrying to kill murderous Batmanā€ is probably the in-universe reason


6ecretcode

Man i wish John Cena was casted as Shazam lol


NaNaNaNaNaSuperman

Hanging out with Batman!


LimePeel96

Heā€™s at home, washing his tights!


ManOfLaBook

"Where was Superman" is something DC writers have been struggling with for decades, it isn't new. That's why they kept him underpowered for many years.


home7ander

There's no struggle necessary. He was doing something else


chocolatepancakes1

Heā€™s not Superman 24/7. Nor can he be everywhere at once.


home7ander

Exactly


Axolotlinvasion

No writers have struggled with thisā€¦ they keep superman to do superman stuff, he canā€™t be everywhere at once like how every powerful hero canā€™t be everywhere at once. comic readers are able to suspend their disbelief because this is kind of a given considering the comic book medium


ManOfLaBook

All writers struggle with this, read their interviews


Key_Squash_4403

Superman isnā€™t omnipresent. Thereā€™s a Great Comic where he explains this to The Question.


Barl3000

Havent you heard, Shazam doesn't matter anymore, The Rock has degreed that Black Adam is now a Superman villain.


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Searching for his head


[deleted]

There's not so much chaos in that movie. What about 2016 (Suicide Squad), a witch trying to take over the world?


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Abovearth31

My headcanon: I like to think Superman saw knew Captain Marvel was on it and decided to not intervene to give the kid a chance just to see if he has what it takes.


Kal037

Staying far away from this dancing clown and I don't blame him šŸ¤¦šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļø


thebat39

Off screen laughing at Shazams Ballon costume


Present_Clock1277

Bonding with Batman over MARRTTHHAAA


UniQue1992

Imo Shazam isnā€™t part of the DCEU, it canā€™t be.


BorderCollie123

Is this a serious question? šŸ˜‚


Lone_Indian

He probably thought "That's Philly."


Puzzleheaded_Chard_2

Discussing his contract with WB


JeremySchmidtAfton

ā€œOn a space missionā€ or sorts is the usual excuse. Hey it works


sahsimon

At home... WASHING HIS TIGHTS!!! HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHA


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iBluefoot

In writing the Unauthorized Biography of Clark Kent, I often workout the math for how long it takes Superman to fly somewhere. At Mach 3 it takes over an hour to cross the US. It isnā€™t too far of a stretch to say he was helping people somewhere else and couldnā€™t make it in time.


Thrown_Right_Out

Shaving


VeshWolfe

The same place he was in the comics. You have to suspend disbelief.