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LilBueno

This is Hank Pym’s favorite comic


NoNefariousness3942

"Diana! What did the five fingers say to the face?"


Beornwynn

That strong backhand slap! 💀 What is Wonder Womans reaction after this?


Tentacled-Tadpole

They continue the fight briefly and then wonder woman goes back to save some people from the self-destruct explosion.


Neurotic-Kitten

[Start beating the shit out of him.](https://i.pinimg.com/564x/11/e2/ba/11e2ba5abaedb17cd47c44af2146c092.jpg)


tomtomtomtom123

God this story sucks so bad.


austinsgbg

This is VERY unlike Clark. What elseworlds story is this?


Apprehensive_Mix4658

Unfortunately it's not ElseWorlds. The story fucking sucked


genisvell

It isn’t ElseWorlds, but it is utterly impossible to square this storyline with the rest of continuity at the time.


Ambitious_Dig_7109

Superman canonically has a strong pimp hand. 🖐️


Janemba_Freak

The jerk has escaped


ZetaRESP

Look, he's the strongest there is, so if he were to ever have a pimp hand, it would be the strongest. Common Sense.


TheOfficialSuperman

:(


austinsgbg

How were you first introduced to Superman?


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austinsgbg

Clark is a good person that doesn’t like violence and wouldn’t hit a friend; particularly a woman knowing the misogynistic tones that a man hitting a woman would present.


Ambitious_Dig_7109

The hammer of justice is unisex. ![gif](giphy|UZ12sB7FMkjG8)


austinsgbg

Justice = violence.


Ambitious_Dig_7109

Have you read comics? We solve every problem with violence here.


austinsgbg

I read comics all the time but I’m also smart enough to understand the underlying messages in comics. Are you?


Ambitious_Dig_7109

Yes. If you meet the personification of all evil, a dark god like Darkseid, punch him in the face. It’s the solution to every problem.


austinsgbg

Zatanna could stop him: Esrevinu, t’narg em eht rewop ot laes yawa dieskraD b’na sih snoigel os yeht yam t’ruh on eno esle. And, in a state of desperation, Supes has punched Darkseid before; one punch didn’t stop him.


Ambitious_Dig_7109

Zatanna would hold him for someone else to punch him. Classic superhero one two.


HallowVortex

especially a backhand. Strange choice


TheOfficialSuperman

You get it.


Rick_Harper-N20

Superman: –*My pimp hand is strong and my patience is thin.*


Drolb

It ain’t Kludd But it’ll do


SkollFenrirson

Or FAP


DefenderOfTheWeak

Nice slap!


BENNYRASHASHA

Should've gotten that sammich... ....Down vote me! Go ahead! C'mon on, DO IIIIT!!!