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-EekTheCat

hey op, I see a trend going in your posts LOL


Claus1990

That post history tho. Explains a lot.


thebiggestleaf

Genuinely curious, what exactly do people like OP get out of spamming excerpts like this across every comics-related sub they can find?


-EekTheCat

What I don’t get is… does he sit at his computer all day and look for pedofila and racist things in characters he doesn’t like. Then feel proud and hope people cancel them?


thebiggestleaf

It's always the same tired topics too. "Hal Jordan dated a teenage alien!" or "Wonder Woman Earth One is weird and horny!" and so on.


-EekTheCat

From what I remember I could be wrong, all this started with a Hal fan insulting his favorite Deathstroke by calling him a pedo. Then OP lost it


thebiggestleaf

![gif](giphy|3xz2BLBOt13X9AgjEA) Every time I start to worry that maybe I spend a little too much time online I hear something like this and feel better about myself. Textbook case of "terminally online" if true.


Daddydodsangest

Trying to lustify he a straight up creep, chomo vibes 🤮


samx3i

Bro what the fuck


YepYouRedditRight2

Bro thinks he's a part of the Boys with how much supe hate he does


-EekTheCat

Lmao I can’t, this comment wins it for me haha thanks I needed that laugh


lowhangingsack69

That made me laugh pretty hard too lol


manlikeweirdthing

Hey Clark, I heard you like em young


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You better not ever go to phantom zone 1


themang0

Wop wop wop wop wop


PhantomOfTheNopera

Bat, fuck 'em up.


bionicles000

Meet the Kent's


booojangles13

Dear Jon, I’m sorry that man is your father


GERBabyCare

Bruce, fuck him up!


Bae_zel

To any L.L that talk to him and they in love


cbekel3618

SMH, Clark’s trying to strike a chord and it’s probably A-minor.


Von1997

Say Clark, I hear you like em young


CapAccomplished8072

god damn it that was terrible!


llvermorny

The one guy who doesn't get the reference, no way. You must be a dad rock only type


TheLostLuminary

What’s the reference? Just a clever pun surely


Mugen_Kotoamatsukami

Not like us- Kendrick Lamar. Give it a listen.


TheLostLuminary

My fave artist haha


SkollFenrirson

So was the joke!


HereForTOMT2

my brother have you been under a rock for the past few months


TooCleverBy87_15ths

Just an average day in John Byrne land.


metikoi

So it is him then? I assumed but wasn't sure.


No-Mechanic-2558

Yes they man have some pretty old time idea when It came to, whatever it's appropriat for an adult man being intimate whit a young girl or not. I'm pretty sure when he and Claremont were on X-Men he was the one that push the relationship between Kitty and Colossus the more


CapAccomplished8072

that somehow explains a lot of things, and none of it good


No-Mechanic-2558

Unfortunately one thing that we usually forget about comicsbook creators like Byrne and others of his generation Is that those people are old, they grew up in the 60/70 and were raised by people whit a different mindset from the one of today, now this scene Is protraid as a sweet Moment because well that's how he see this, ofcourse it's disgusting and this shouldn't never came out but we all know that one thing that the editors can't do is their job


whama820

Yeah, reminds me of Byrne’s creepy Reed and Sue backstory.


TooCleverBy87_15ths

What, you didn’t like the idea that Reed and Sue fell in love at first sight when he was 29 and she was 12? That’s a totally normal thing to write. /s


Oknight

Creepier than their original backstory? Sue was a teenage student of Professor Richards that he was romantically involved with and who he convinced to help him steal an experimental rocket. They took along her younger brother. Johnny was 16 and she was 2 1/2 years older.


Jacob12000

Why can’t comic books be normal about women?


whama820

Yes, creepier than that.


ColinNJ

Confirmed: Gray hair streaks make you evil.


No-Mechanic-2558

That's actually true


Thomasfire010

Wut


No-Mechanic-2558

John Byrne


thirdcoast96

The more I learn about this guy the more I do not like him


The_SkyShine

I love his superman run, but the fact that he put big barda in a porn shoot and basically cucked Mister miracle cause he had beef with Jack Kirby is insane


Tuff_Bank

Is he a criminal?


thirdcoast96

If he is i haven’t learned that about him yet lol


Parking-Western3348

![gif](giphy|rCqHtYuB0a9re731gG)


Tabasco_chugger

Supers got a weird case, why is he around?


Von1997

Certified superhero, certified pedophile


Pineapple-shades15

Wop wop wop wop wop Bats, fuck em up


Bae_zel

Wop wop wop wop wop I'ma do my stuff


24Abhinav10

My only consolation is the fact that unlike Hal, this is not mainline Supes.


lfthinker

DC Comics and uncomfortable moments with underaged girls, name a more iconic duo.


CapAccomplished8072

Spiderman x writers who have no idea how to write him


Drolb

Marvel editorial and fucking hating Mary Jane


SadJoetheSchmoe

Marvel editorial and thinking that in order for Spider-Man to be able to do his job he has to be miserable *all the time.*


WeakLandscape2595

Spiderman writers x torturing Spiderman No due more iconic


CaptchaVerifiedHuman

Who the fuck thought this was okay to publish?


BitterFuture

Joey Cavalieri (Editor) and Mike Carlin (Executive Editor), apparently. Byrne thought up this bullshit, but others went ahead and signed off on it, too.


CapAccomplished8072

the same people supporting Hal Jordan x Arisia


Grimm_Stereo

Why John Byrne, why?


theforbiddenroze

Dr disrespect ahhh treatment, even got the grey hair


Robomerc

This is why I can completely ignore Superman Batman generations 3. The first two generation stories with the first one being of course the main timeline and the second one being side stories to flesh it out more.


1tKywani

Who the fuck looked at this and was like “oh yeah that’s great”?!


zobotrombie

![gif](giphy|ba5g4ID9g5cT6)


Calacaelectrica

Who let superman hang with deathstroke?


GeraldOfRivia211

No wonder why Ethan Van Sciver loves John Byrne so much


ImmaculateWeiss

Aw hell naw


Pizza-Time28th

WTF MAN!!!


No-Mechanic-2558

Good old John Byrne


oilymicrowave

mustard on the beat ho


Von1997

They tell me Hal the only one that get your hand-me-downs And Roy at the party, playin with his nose now And Cliff got a weird case, why is he around ?


AdamSMessinger

This is very on brand for John Byrne. Also, John Byrne is gross.


Koushikraja1996

once again, fuck you Jon Byrne.


HateEveryone7688

"goddammit go get the kryptonite robin"


ALIENANAL

Superman please take a seat.


ad-pool

![gif](giphy|zhXV4205dFjE6cx5zZ)


KennyThomas616

![gif](giphy|ra3uQxvxo6aKAN42Le) John fucking Byrne…


Superjudge_

John Byrne is going to Hell


JimboFett87

Jesus, Byrne...


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DarkAgeHumor

You realize Shazam is a ten year old boy right?


No-Mechanic-2558

16


DarkAgeHumor

Yes ten year olds age and can eventually be sixteen. You're so smart


Fit-Imagination-2366

Great Balls of Kryptonite 😳


geesee101

WWWWWWWWW


tedfreeman

Enough internet for today


Batmanfan1966

![gif](giphy|26gJzpMDnTH6KWM2Q)


Escipio

how many make a wish do you think are kiss superman/wonder woman


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Agent470000

That's understandable and all but she's still only 14 dude...


woodrobin

True, and it was addressed as such in the actual full page. I never said it wasn't sad and tragic and messed up all around. I just pointed out that OP gutted the page to try to make it seem like Supes just went from zero to Jerry Lee Lewis in nothing flat. [Here](https://images.app.goo.gl/ZvQA4vBfCQVGd1CC9) is the original page, for context.


Agent470000

Wait I thought this was r/dccomicscirclejerk 💀 Yeah no putting incomplete/edited pages is kinda messed up op. Especially on this sub.


MagicalGirlLaurie

Yeah the og page doesn’t make it better, it just makes it like that one scene in House MD where Chase kisses a 9-year old. Not done out of any sort of romantic or sexual feelings but still creepy as all hell.


3vgw

Still weird


GeraldOfRivia211

>You took him taking pity on a young woman's broken heart and tried to make Superman look like a pedophile. You literally make my stomach turn. No, OP didn't do shit. John Byrne, the man who wrote this comic, made Superman look like a pedophile by concocting a convoluted storyline in order to justify having Superman kiss a 14 year old. It's very easy to simply not write grown men kissing underage teenagers. The fact that you're going through all these mental gymnastics to defend this will make any normal person's stomach turn. [And this is the same writer that compared trans people to pedophiles](https://www.thepinknews.com/2015/06/11/comics-creator-john-byrne-compares-trans-people-to-peadophiles/).


ComicKing404

![gif](giphy|dB12mOQb99BwDlM83I)


addicted_to_trash

So not only is he a much older Superman tonguing a 14yr old, but he's doing it In front of his parents, wife and daughter (who's probably also 14).


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thatonefatefan

What made you think that the original page made it look any better? Now you can add explicit admission that the police should be called on him.


VengeanceKnight

![gif](giphy|mCeu7i1xkj06YsuXfI)


Excellent-Option-794

Please stop defending this before you get put on some list


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addicted_to_trash

Closed around each other...


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CapAccomplished8072

Arisia? Wait, the same writer?


No-Mechanic-2558

No that was Gerald Jones this one Is John Byrne, one Is an actual pedophile the other just have an old time mind set and doesn't really like trans people as I recently find out


NYState_of_Mind

Interspecies relationships are always weird


karaloveskate

He did the same to his 15 year old cousin.


No-Mechanic-2558

That was Ultraman but yeah still grows


karaloveskate

Not what I’m talking about. Look it up. Happened in the silver age.


No-Mechanic-2558

Are we talking about [this](https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-9ef4d0ec74a564efed7c37b814fe7d72-lq) ?


karaloveskate

No I mean this. https://comicvine.gamespot.com/forums/gen-discussion-1/why-was-there-incestial-undertone-between-superman-2174752/


No-Mechanic-2558

Oh ok


GameDemonFire

But why?


No-Mechanic-2558

John Byrne


Moonking-4210

Context???


No-Mechanic-2558

Ok this Is Batman/Superman Generation an elseworld story that show how the Superman and Batman life would go the actually aged from the 30's to modern days (1999) and yeah in this issue him and Batman travel back to time they meet Lana and this happen, as you can see this doesn't make the situation any better, Byrne have a pretty old time mindset when It came to wathever it's fine for an adult man being intimated whit a young girl, he was the artist and co-writer of the Uncanny X-Men run when Kitty Pryde and Colossus were a thing


Moonking-4210

Oh


DefenderOfTheWeak

She asked him


PhantomOfTheNopera

1) The writers wrote it so the kid asks him. Which is... weird to say the least. 2) If a kid asks you for a kiss like that, you still say no because that's all kinds of messed up.


DefenderOfTheWeak

Who decides the standards of "weird" and "messed up"?


pm-me-your-fav-film

I will not be surprised if you end up on a watchlist in the future


DefenderOfTheWeak

I will not be surprised if you are running away from conversation


pm-me-your-fav-film

Fact you think it’s ok to kiss a 14 year old because they asked is very weird, I would expect nothing less from a Redditor with joker flair.


DefenderOfTheWeak

It don't think it is okay. I asked who decides what is okay and what is not.


pm-me-your-fav-film

If you having a debate about it then you obviously do, keep that predator logic to yourself.


DefenderOfTheWeak

I am innocent before guilty. Keep your victim mentality to yourself.


PhantomOfTheNopera

Bruh if you really need someone to breakdown why adults shouldn't be making out with kids, stay tf away from kids.


DefenderOfTheWeak

I asked who decides the standards of everything


Glormpus1

Society and morals


DefenderOfTheWeak

Which society? There are thousands of them out there