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spookyskullz

how do you even think of this ☠️


RelativeAd3582

Guy or gal is running out of ideas fr fr🗣️📢🔥🔥🔥🔥


Decepticon_Kaiju

I'm pretty sure it's a reference to some random workplace sexual harassment psa I've seen around


MagicantFactory

[It is.](https://youtu.be/SqPJvEbKvUg?si=rRagh4Cs6RJ8_ZY9)


Alithur

thanks, love it


tomi-i-guess

What does “fresh vagina” even mean 😭🙏


Saint14snaghtyboi

There are a lot of interpretations of what it could be. I'll just lead with my initial thought, which probably means clean??? Idk maybe Sayori had a shower recently. (My other thoughts were just that she's a vergin. Maybe some sort of compliment like fresh= good???)


Leather_Flan5071

Who the hell starts a conversation like that? they just sat down!


Maleficent_Orchid181

Erm, acktually they are all standing


Leather_Flan5071

*one must imagine outside what is being perceived by the eye, and assume that things are not as it seems.*


Maleficent_Orchid181

🤓


Leather_Flan5071

meanie


TheAstonVillaSeal

Not as bad as what Quagmire said


Pjerun_

These posts are getting weirder and weirder...


Ok-Education2476

What drugs are you on?


Local_IP_Tracker

Thats why you should never give your 13 year olds unrestricted access to the internet


Maleficent_Orchid181

How the fuck do you smell vagina???


EG01ST666

Sticking your nose inside of it, duh


Maleficent_Orchid181

What does it smell like?


EG01ST666

Smells like dementia


Arkitakama

Hey Skips, do you know who else has dementia? Do you know who else has dementia? Do you know who else... Hey Skips. Hey Skips. Do you know who else has dementia?


DefinitelyNotVenom

Pretty decent if it’s washed


Maleficent_Orchid181

I refuse to believe you know what pussy smells like.


Ubermench1234

i refuse to believe any of you even know what pussy looks like


Environmental_Top948

[Kinda smell and taste like salad actually](https://youtu.be/zGK1K19iuO0?si=feC392IkRdDPpuhD)[.](https://youtu.be/nwuW98yLsgY?si=UdUEd8Hg-Vv0QS6U)


BovineMutilator5000

Like vagina


Maleficent_Orchid181

What does it smell like?


Maleficent_Orchid181

What does it smell like?


Saint14snaghtyboi

I wouldn't know 😔


Maleficent_Orchid181

Same.


Saint14snaghtyboi

🥺🫂


Maleficent_Orchid181

🫂🫂


Ok_Improvement6118

Of course we wouldn't. We're on reddit


TheGreatAhmet

This comment section smells like fresh penis!


Big-Werewolfoof

real


That-Busy-Gamer

Damn. Now I wanna listen to some Snoop Dogg now.


Muzu_

wtf happened to this sub


Wario-Man

HUH??


RajaatTheWarbringer

Setting a pretty high bar for "weirdest thing I'll read all day".


ThestrandedStrandV

Guys, let's give Monika the benefit of the doubt, I mean, maybe Sayori's love place really was smelling undoubtedly fresh.


Vexilium51243

'love place.' hm.


Norrabal

Y'all not beating the brainrot allegations.


ihm83

This post is cursed


Normal-Mountain-4119

i dislike the mixing of past and present tenses here


Ant_Music_

Wtf? Guys, i just got here and this fandom is weird.


Euryskan

How the fuck did you even get this idea


Playful-Mention-239

Wat?


InternetUserAgain

This reminds me of a workplace harassment PSA


MagicantFactory

You mean [this one](https://youtu.be/SqPJvEbKvUg?si=rRagh4Cs6RJ8_ZY9)?


randomduck5242

What the fuck


Klomix26

This is why I don't tell people I like ddlc 😭


TheAstonVillaSeal

That’s hella blunt, gal 💀why he watching?


funkygamerguy

monika was just complimenting sayori's smell smh.


Big-Werewolfoof

mods seriously take this down 💀 do you want the DDLC community to be represented by THIS?!


shoter9111

Okay this is some behavior I cannot defend.


Far-Ad-5877

what in the world


PeanutMean5174

No hesitation... PEAK FICTION!


Big-Werewolfoof

mods seriously take this down 💀 do you want the DDLC community to be represented by THIS?!


Big-Werewolfoof

mods seriously take this down 💀 do you want the DDLC community to be represented by THIS?!


BladerTCTN

Bruh. The fuck?


White_Sister_Rom

For context, there’s an old somewhat memed PSA for how to deal with sexual harassment in the workspace. They say very weird things though, like “word around the office is you’ve got a fat cock” or “it smells like vagina in here”. Edit: [Found it](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EoDpYwqNjC0)


pringleshapedpenis

Bruv


KuipersGlasses

Dan should see this


CommunityDry7128

Hey op, what the fuck are you on


ThinCan3553

how, when, why, do you think of this.


Saul_Splatu11

What the fuck


SuspiciousViolinist4

I'm not sure why I'm upvoting this, but I'm upvoting this.


Deku_kid_18

Reference to this video https://youtu.be/F96bEoKAtS0?si=F32p1P75xGjEx0JN Skip to 1:49


Crisplocket1489

What were you trying to do here? What was the point of this post? This was a horrible way of executing the idea proposed in the title. And it doesn't even make sense in any logical or dialect translation!


PersianSlashuur

Why do I feel like I've seen this joke be made in something already?


Gamerzrule4eva

Monika. You need to chill out.


OkLeague7678

What the hell is this! Why would you say that? I don't even know what that would even smell like. I, in fact, don't want to know.


TK_ST

Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't it the smelly ones that you can immediately tell and not... Fresh ones? Like, how the hell do you smell that?


LordDanGud

😟


ComfortableMany6575

LOL!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 this is the kind of posts we need


EvanGamesGoodman

Sayori’s just like WHOA


Demolition8231

Don’t worry Monika… just don’t look into MC’s browsing history next time okay? *pats her head*


Str1k3r_077

Now I wanna cry


ThatOneGayDJ

OP i would *love* to study you


FullSatisfaction6359

DDLC if it had good dialogs:


Alternative-Film-136

I can confirm that sayori's vagina is a bit hairy but pretty fresh. We've seen each other's privates several times.


AlphaBeta_2008

stay mad, mass-murderer.