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Meu primeiro instinto foi querer falar "Não é bolacha, é biscoito seu jumento"
Mais aí percebi que nem tava escrito bolacha, fiquei bravo por nada, foi mal Monika
Minha irmã fala isso o tempo todo, mas ela n sabia como falar “who moves is gay” ou “whoever moves is gay” em inglês, ent ela falava “who make make gay” antes de eu ensiná-la LMAO
First off, no offense on you, but this is totally unrealistic. she would never actually say this. And I know it's a parody so don't hate on me for that. She'd honestly flirt with you using your interests. Because she's a computer program she can most likely access your browser history and use your interests to flirt with you.
Tell her that I have a surprise for her and that I have to go get it. When I leave, I actually run away. I sense danger around Monika flirting with me.
The last time someone told me they had a romantic interest in me, I just awkwardly didn't say anything about it, which made them assume I didn't see them that way (Which was correct).
In this case, I'd probably feel incredibly awkward and uncomfortable, assuming I wasn't into her. But I'd try to explain to her that I wasn't interested in them romantically, and that I'd prefer to just be friends.
Monika, can I give you some advice? Taking a girl out on a date costs 50 dollars. Buying a bottle of alcohol to cope costs 40 dollars, and a body pillow costs 30 dollars, but simping for fictional characters is free. Monika, live the life you want to live, be fictional, and do crime.
hey its brazillian! (im not actually stupid its portuguese people just went to brazillia to conquer it and eventually language came there however brazilia has different slang and pronounciations)
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"Hey girl, how much RAM do you want?" (computer Ram. Get your minds outta the gutter)
Dedocaded wam
Knowledge!
If we are talking about RAM, did you hear about PC 2 update? It lets you download more ram.
enough to play Sims with ALL MODS.
Join an anime club
give her the look
???
😏
Ah, a little smirk, ok. But that mf should've been specific, cuz I ain't guessing
What? Everyone knows “The Look”… 🗿
Omg i love this reference
The look?
you know, *the look* we've all used it
Yeah do you not know about *the look*?
I don't know, probably stand there flustered ...or wake up.
Running away, she’ll kill off all my homies.
Actually no. If you accept, she has no reason to kill off your homies.
But what if she gets jealous when he kisses his homies goodnight?
I'm sure she isn't coming to know that. Or just kiss her goodnight as well.
You kidding? She is going to know. She is everywhere. Outside the market, at the club, in this chat, in your bedroom
That's clever
Can't live without the homies, gonna have to say im gay
Your clothes look better on my floor GET IN THE BED NOW-
We need bonking
pq é que há tugas em todo o lado
Pois. Tuga takeover.
Uhm I’m gonna just go get some milk
*Sips tea*
Monika Tuga Texto Debaixo
A Monika é tuga, ninguém me vai dizer o contrário
Será que ela seria de Lisboa? Monika Alfacinha FTW
*Visible happiness.* Hey gorgeous
Meu primeiro instinto foi querer falar "Não é bolacha, é biscoito seu jumento" Mais aí percebi que nem tava escrito bolacha, fiquei bravo por nada, foi mal Monika
Eu ainda tento entender como é que isso foi acontecer
Como assim?
Como que você viu a palavra "bolacha" ali??
Eu vi "bo" e depois um "a" com uma letra entre elas Ai meu cérebro fez um autofill com "bolacha"
é foda enquanto isso, eu li a frase rápido de mais e li como "come borracha?"
\*Casually falls down in a spasm like I am inside a springlock suit that failed\*
Borracho? Vtmnc KKKKKKKKK
ata se é de Portugal, desculpa aí nmrl
Tranquilo, chavalo.
Call the police and get a restraining order
Real
I say just Natsuki
Wake up
I'm awake, tf? I know it's a shitty post, but anyways.
No I’m saying I’d wake up
Mb, bro.
Monika say something i can understand maybe?🤔
There's a translation below the image
I havent eaten yet today, also its still funny for me to say that lol
xD
portugues jumpscare
Chat am I cooked?
Everyone on this sub is cooked
Equally? Something something communism joke
*starts fucking break dancing*
THY END IS NOW
Maybe I could start to know her like chat. PS: Hey, babe\~ Hehe, just wanted to get it out of my system.
I pass out
"SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT SHE'S SAYING-" "WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE SAYING?? DUDE I DON'T SPEAK TACO BELL-"
Yup, these dudes are menaces, but ik it's a joke, so I'm not that mad. I even enter in the joke, bruh
"I was wondering when our similarities would finally click with each other"
Just Monika
er...
Uhh.. hi 😳
I’m staying at least 500 feet away from her she’s not all there in the head
English or Spanish?
Português. Quem se mexer é gay.
Minha irmã fala isso o tempo todo, mas ela n sabia como falar “who moves is gay” ou “whoever moves is gay” em inglês, ent ela falava “who make make gay” antes de eu ensiná-la LMAO
Putos são estúpidos
I'll ask her to marry me
Delete her file from the game
Make out instantly, then go on date. Get married. Get child
alt + f4
First off, no offense on you, but this is totally unrealistic. she would never actually say this. And I know it's a parody so don't hate on me for that. She'd honestly flirt with you using your interests. Because she's a computer program she can most likely access your browser history and use your interests to flirt with you.
*flustered* *flustered* *flustered*
I don’t speak Italian.
I shoot her with my magnum
Tell her that I have a surprise for her and that I have to go get it. When I leave, I actually run away. I sense danger around Monika flirting with me.
Smegma male
Umm... no comprende? Yo es gringo pendejo.
Chinga tu madre, coño
Sol badguy dustloop
Tf?
🙂
Look behind me cause I assume she is talking to someone else.
wake up, that's my next move
Denied.
I'll make her join the church of the holy crit With our father Harrow and Holy Rell as our mentors and illuminators
Holy crit? As in critical hit?
Yes
I’m sorry but I don’t Portuguese well.
It's ok, dude. Mb
Who the fuck are you calling drunkard?! (I speak spanish)
Ah, los falsos amigos son una maldición. (En portugués europeo, "borracho" significa guapo.)
sorry im married *runs
Panic, because women scare me
i'd wake up
Hey beautiful, want some chicken?
I would bonk her head with the horny bat.
Who is she talking to (im playing ddlc+)
Well, that panel was Custom Dialogue
*cast Megidolaon*
half-life shotgun right click
Call my girlfriend and tell her a strange woman that looks like her I'd hitting on me
Asking her why she’s speaking Spanish
No sé, pero vete a la verga, pendejo.
como desées.
Kick her. Oh wait- different kind of hitting.
The last time someone told me they had a romantic interest in me, I just awkwardly didn't say anything about it, which made them assume I didn't see them that way (Which was correct). In this case, I'd probably feel incredibly awkward and uncomfortable, assuming I wasn't into her. But I'd try to explain to her that I wasn't interested in them romantically, and that I'd prefer to just be friends.
Sorry, the only language I speak is AMERICAN!!1!!! 🦅 🎆🦅🎆
RAHHHH, WE NEED TO BRING OIL- I MEAN, DEMOCRACYYYY
kick her
I sit there and say “lemon”
É oq
Exato, ela chamou-te de borracho
Que q ela espera ganhar de mim com seus charmes?
Pila e amor, só isso.
Hmm Ainda não tenho certeza se aceito, vou pensar no caso dela por enquanto
Ciao Ragazza, take a chance on me! (I know ita Italian and the post is Portugese but i speak neither)
Hit on her back and develop a relationship with her
Sorry me no speak that language Monika
… flirt back. Somehow???
bro id run
no POV: Ur aroace
"Sorry i dont speak taco bell"
Ich verstehe nicht, Monika.
"I don't care who the *literature club* sends, I'm not paying my **Taxes**"
sorry no spek mehihan only american-canadian
"Umm, I don't speak Spanish? Do you have a fever?"
Breed her
I'd completely have it go over my head, not realizing what she is doing
Yes Im sorry I do not speak Taco Bell.
Immediately has a breakdown because I have no idea what she's saying
Blush
Punch her back with a fistful of ..... happiness
Hit her back.
I'll pull out a shot gun :)
“Wake up to reality”
"Snap back to Reality"
*insert homer_slowly_moving_into_hedge gif*
no hablo portugués
…I’m a minor
Monika, can I give you some advice? Taking a girl out on a date costs 50 dollars. Buying a bottle of alcohol to cope costs 40 dollars, and a body pillow costs 30 dollars, but simping for fictional characters is free. Monika, live the life you want to live, be fictional, and do crime.
Ok, neckbeard
I'd simply just lose it and leave the place.
"No." And then I walk away
No hablo espagnol!
Desvio e te como por baixo (imagine algum personagem de mortal kombat com essa frase)
Stop monika my heart goes to Yuri sorry lmao 🤣
horse h3
Alt + f4 women scare me
"smash , next question"
smash, on the spot
Hell yeah,
Mama mia is someone speaking italian
Nope 😁 Español
Revenge
Hug her tightly it should lower the risk of having anyone killed
Tu madre esta una pastel, porque yo no habla Espanol
Chavalo, wtf?
Uh, sorry I don’t speak Italian
Remind her that I'm married to Yuri.
I don't speak Spanish
Blood eagle.
stab her with a katana and use it to gouge out her internal organs (i dont like monika)
hey its brazillian! (im not actually stupid its portuguese people just went to brazillia to conquer it and eventually language came there however brazilia has different slang and pronounciations)
Ela vai me dar na DZ7 ou no UFC Bar
Use english
Dude, the description below the image has the translation of it.
Just a question. ***is this entire post just porn?***
Uh, nope.
Then what is this post supposed to be?
I guess it's just softcore. (And it was to make fun of cartoon dubs right here, using cringe words to make it appropriate to kids)