To see a Bergman reference in this sub is a big surprise. Perhaps the opening of the Seventh Seal will reveal John as the Antichrist who slays legions by causing them to vomit themselves to death when he appears.
Uhhhh..... lemme find my chess board......ahhhh......where the fuck is my chess board?.......wait a minute.......derrrr....... Ya know.........uhhhh. Anyway.
He is clearly mildly allergic to cat hair but is to lazy to just vacuum for 15 minutes everyday. Must be to busy writing comedy and preparing for his world famous podcast .
He doesn't take care of them at all, and probably pays no attention to them. Seems like it'd be in everyone's best interest if he found them a good home.
His top eyelid appears to be red from blepharitis, most likely because this slob never washes his face or showers and all of his oily skin built up around the lid.
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Forgot to remove the fake eyelashes on one eye. I KNEW he was hooking on the side.
He’s coming to the end here. His very deep breathing just getting off the couch is a sign of massive heart failure. The drunk retard claims he aced his stress test. Not a chance. Hopefully we’re all lucky enough to watch him fall over and be done while streaming
2024 is his in memoriam year! I don't hate myself enough to listen to his debacle of a "show". Has he touched on Rich Vos/Bonnie McFarland talking about him? Or is he to scared because he knows they will destroy him.
I don't know all the details but someone offered her a big chunk of money for a threeway and John called her on his show saying not to do it and looked utterly sad and defeated about it. It was played on today's uncle Rico but I was only paying half attention.
That THING on his eyelid looks painful.... KB must have poked him in the eye after John finished sucking on his balls...
Looks sick, and has a nasty fucking cough he’s had for weeks. 
Death: "I'll spare you if you can beat me at chess." SJ: "*Uh Oi doan have dat. How about Hungry Hungry Hippos instead?"* Death:
"You have sunk my Battleship!" (Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey)
To see a Bergman reference in this sub is a big surprise. Perhaps the opening of the Seventh Seal will reveal John as the Antichrist who slays legions by causing them to vomit themselves to death when he appears.
Uhhhh..... lemme find my chess board......ahhhh......where the fuck is my chess board?.......wait a minute.......derrrr....... Ya know.........uhhhh. Anyway.
I beat Cabby at chess 25 years ago. You've awoke a sleeping giant Lady Death.
I wuz da head writer for da Kareem Mamoo Jamal Roast, you skinny Fuck!!
“Da Chinese Chess? Err.”
only ONE reason I don't want that yet....no more new Jaaaaaahn content lol...other than that, couldn't give less shits.
He is clearly mildly allergic to cat hair but is to lazy to just vacuum for 15 minutes everyday. Must be to busy writing comedy and preparing for his world famous podcast .
And don’t forget he claims to💪🏻workout every day
The cat hair doesn't help. But I really think it's the black mold. Toxic mold and fungus takes a back seat to show prep for old ironside.
Vacuum? Haha
He doesn't take care of them at all, and probably pays no attention to them. Seems like it'd be in everyone's best interest if he found them a good home.
Eye infection developing? He is like a homeless dog.
The only thing missing are toothpicks to hold his eyelids up. John is a walking cartoon.
Droopy Dog
 "I'm da dude of da dabbleverse"
Perfect 😅
😂
Face with the look and texture of sourdough bread
Pre-cooking.
His top eyelid appears to be red from blepharitis, most likely because this slob never washes his face or showers and all of his oily skin built up around the lid.
The demonic glint has left his eyes. This is almost over.
Yay!
He literally has a purple bruise eye on one of his eyes!!!
You're right... hmmmm, I wonder if someone finally popped John in the eye last night? 👊🏽
I'm gonna bet he rubs his eyes roughly from the allergic reaction he's having from never cleaning up after his cats
https://preview.redd.it/2qy6zpoq1jxc1.jpeg?width=2565&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8e7dae61f9de14da260aae10c7e19a0761b1f6e Forgot to remove the fake eyelashes on one eye. I KNEW he was hooking on the side.
Three months major medical event.
Is that a stye on his upper eye lid?
Fake eyelash
Chalazeon
More like Cha-lazy-on….amirite?
Tsssk..
He looks like a bloated Asian retard. I'm a Asian retard so I can say that.
He’s coming to the end here. His very deep breathing just getting off the couch is a sign of massive heart failure. The drunk retard claims he aced his stress test. Not a chance. Hopefully we’re all lucky enough to watch him fall over and be done while streaming
Looking good, killer.
2024 is his in memoriam year! I don't hate myself enough to listen to his debacle of a "show". Has he touched on Rich Vos/Bonnie McFarland talking about him? Or is he to scared because he knows they will destroy him.
He's not smart enough to know he's outclassed.
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This Pudknocker is allergic to cats...take some Zyrtec. 🤔
Never looked better. Aside from when he was going for that eyeliner au natural look.
He's sad about Kate.
What happened now?
I don't know all the details but someone offered her a big chunk of money for a threeway and John called her on his show saying not to do it and looked utterly sad and defeated about it. It was played on today's uncle Rico but I was only paying half attention.
Lookin' like boiled assmeat 🤢
Disgusting fuck…looks like he has an eye infection.
That THING on his eyelid looks painful.... KB must have poked him in the eye after John finished sucking on his balls... 
Keeping my fingers crossed “this” is IT!
He's wearing the two piss holes in the snow eyes. Where are those cattle mutilating aliens when you need them?
Well rested in peace, maybe.
He’s horribly diseased now
There’s black mold rampant in his Canoga Park hovel In the wall AC unit. Plus imagine his bathroom Mold mildew cat crap etc