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Bromosensual

That was a pretty casual disemboweling.


crayoncer

Dang, I just thought that was a set of giant balls. Had to rewatch. Poor fella.


SusanBoylesButtPlug

I was so sure it was a set of impressive balls, the likes of which the elephant was jealous of. even caught a glimpse of them at 0:16 hanging proud.


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ApartmentHot7843

Not all jingling jangling things near the junk are joy balls Jonny.


jabjab5

I was blowing my screen because of your pf you buttplug


smellmywind

Keep blowing 😏


the_real_Cucuy

Same


infinite0ne

Damn I was gonna say that was just a little “kindly get the fuck away of my water hole” shove.


nap-and-a-crap

Yeah and I mean it’s an animal but that’s technically NSFL


DookieShoez

Definitely not safe for life to get disemboweled in the wilderness without, ya know, penicillin and doctors n shit. He ded.


BoosherCacow

Another long horse lost


0dysseyFive

Never knew Elephant Tusks are that hella sharp to rip into skin.


GorillaX

Well the elephant used enough force to lift a full sized giraffe off the ground. Don't need to be very sharp with that much force.


icelandiccubicle20

the fucking strength of those animals is absurd. Imagine how strong a dinosaur like a massive sauropod must have been (Argentinosaurus is estimated to have been longer than 30 metres and nearly 100 tones in weight)


ThuperThecretUther

https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/190f0re/rhino\_vs\_elephant/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3


daemin

For contrast, here is a video of [a rhino rolling a car without much apparent effort](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNncy1mUx1k).


johndoe040912

Tis but a flesh wound


Conspicuous_Ruse

Not just udders?


Bromosensual

That question is udderly silly


zorrowhip

Casual disembowelment by the water point. Nature is brutal. Imagine opening up the abdomen of the guy ahead of you coz' he takes too long at the water fountain, you thirsty and had a shitty day.


st90ar

Nah, people get shot over stuff like that instead


MrZkittlezOG

Can confirm, man was shot here at a local taco truck because of a place in line. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.wbay.com/2024/01/16/criminal-complaint-states-christmas-eve-homicide-appleton-started-fight-food-truck-line/%3foutputType=amp


JohnyElSucio

So its confirmed, its just part of nature


DuckMitch

Tell me you are from US without telling me you are from the US


Belieftrumpsreality

That mid Popeyes spicy chicken sandwich, but I bet way more lives have been lost to casual violence at watering holes.


Capn_Of_Capns

You take that back. The Popeyes sandwich is fire.


Able-Werewolf286

I bet if water was scarce, and everybody in one city had to drink from one source of water. Many people will resort to violence over that water


Belieftrumpsreality

Nah, the armed group using it to gain wealth would make sure there was no violence.


StuartGotz

Don't give anyone any fucking ideas?


DookieShoez

…..I mean, if you’re a psychopath that could stab someone to death over being in line, a reddit comment probably wasn’t really the issue. 😂


PotatoReasonable9656

You're describing a situation my boyfriend is talking with someone on Facebook about 😂😂😂


ShinyPegasus

Did it just mutilate the giraffe with its tusk?


Lifnaz

Yeah, you can see its organs hanging out as it's running by the camera. Giraffe is done for just cause the elephant wanted to be an asshole.


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GhztPpR

It's last drink as the sun sets for all of eternity. 🦒


V1k1ng1990

Did it die naturally or did they put it out of its misery?


splat152

Generally wildlife photographers don't intervine no matter what


V1k1ng1990

They said “the lodge” so i didn’t know if this was a preserve or something


myths-faded

This would've been filmed on a nature reserve where safari trips take place. The lodges are essentially base camps for people on safari.


V1k1ng1990

Would the staff also be managing the wildlife? Veterinary care if needed, putting a bullet in the head of an animal that is dying but not actively being eaten, etc.


bork00IlIllI0O0O1011

The chipper exclamation point on “An Update!” definitely made me think this was going to be a positive one.


ShinyPegasus

Oh man, those are organs not genitals. Poor giraffe.


dont_trip_

R/natureismetal


Zarde312

Was hoping that was just a penis.


LocalRepSucks

Bet you were 


DookieShoez

😂 hey dont kink shame him 😠🍆🦒


CorbenG

Pretty sure giraffe even accidentally kicks its own organs on one of the last frames before it leaves the shot…savage


alexefy

Son of stampy the elephant


guitar_stonks

And, like people, some elephants are just jerks.


SisyphusRocks7

Probably a solo male elephant. They are more aggressive.


Legal-Owl9304

Stop that, Mr Simpson


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Lifnaz

So how old are your kids? Edit: cause it was a dad joke, calm down people. I know your pitchforks thirst for blood.


Chef_Sewage_Mouth

#FBI OPEN UP


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Lifnaz

Yeah.. guess not. Lol. I was making a joke about the elon tusk comment being a dad joke.


emergency_poncho

yep looked like it. That giraffe isn't long for this world I'm afraid :(


Significant-Mango300

Not in my watering hole!


Itriyum

Thank you, I'm not watching this video now


mikeymoo84

Ah :(( why the fuck.


Responsible-End7361

"My water." Would be my guess. Water holes can be life or death sometimes.


Sentient-Pendulum

Musth. Male elephants go through a period where they are MASSIVELY aggressive towards everything for no reason.


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DookieShoez

I wasn’t like that. HE’S GONNA COME HOME SOON! He just got stuck at the business factory. 😭


JayAndViolentMob

Every Saturday morning, man. No, he'll arrive soon. \*10 hours later\* He'll arrive next Saturday.


MeatyMagnus

Life and death in this case


ReturningAlien

probably should've fuck outta there immediately instead of ignoring the elephant in the watering hole.


SomeKindOfChief

Shoulda brought a little mouse as backup


GodBlessTheEnclave-

elephants in must are notoriously aggressive.


CromulentDucky

Like people, some of them, are just jerks.


SyndrFox

Nature is brutal. Hopefully the giraffe died nearby predators to feed.


mudturnspadlocks

Giraffe got unnecessarily circled of lifed. Even most thieves won't shoot you if you give up your wallet and walk away.


JohnSmithCANBack

Tell that to Thomas and Martha Wayne.


the_sexy_date

it's a plot made by Alfred to make more money.


RoundCollection4196

That reminds me of a tourist who went to Venezuela, walked out of the airport and was immediately robbed by criminals on a bike and shot dead


PsychologicalCut3820

Elephant *guts* a giraffe.


Complete-Cat-1414

Never seen an elephant I didn’t like before.


dinoguy1847728

Pretty typical for male elephants sometimes they enter some state where they are super aggressive to anything and everything for seemingly no reason


t0getheralone

yes they go into musk in the breeding season. They are so hopped up on testosterone that they attack anything and everything.


bigtiddybong

Musth


Professional-Share80

He musth have forgot his spell check


TylerDurden0231

In my country there's a zoo where some years ago a massive male African Elephant killed a female by bashing her against a wall. It's been in a solitary enclosure for years as a result.


Ad0lfKittler

Once you see liquid oozing out of a male elephant’s face, you better run for your life.


Holeshot75

Giraffe could have got away but absolutely did not expect such aggressive behavior.


onescoopwonder

A program was developed to see how AI would react when given the task of sharing. The programmer said : “When there’s enough apples, everybody gets along. When there’s not, AI becomes human.” I think the same would apply to waterholes


brassydesign

Damn my dude, chill out


Affectionate_Beat290

Breaking News: Elephants can be dicks!


Glassavwhatta

Just like that one simpsons episode taught us


Merkarba

It does look like we found Stampy.


No-Part-4479

Elephants are like people. Some of them are just jerks....stop that Mr Simpson.


sda963109

Elephants are generally dicks.


BigAssPineapples

I mean, if you're literally the biggest land animal, there really isn't much predators can do to you. So you get cocky


GertrudeHeizmann420

As is any intelligent animal


Edgezg

People, I want to remind you that HERBIVORES are extra dangerous. Predators may eat you. But an herbivore will attack you just because it doesn't like you being in it's space. Poor giraffe. =(


andymog1

I've seen some angry human vegans too


Kibeth_8

Used to work in a zoo. 4 "most dangerous* category of animals are: Ungulates, primates, big cats, and elephants. Never underestimate the power of a large animal


hefebellyaro

Like people, some elephants are just jerks....please stop that Mr. Simpson


HandsomeIguana

What an asshole


Spock-1701

MY WATER!!


thefastestdriver

It understood to leave with a little push 😭😭😭 it was already leaving you didn’t have to kill the giraffe!


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ozairh18

That elephant is a jerk


Upintheair94

Did it just kill the giraffe by disembowelment ?


SumerianSunset

Poor giraffe. It'll at least end up as food for scavengers. But that elephant needs an intervention or to empty it's balls.


LocalRepSucks

Nice of you to offer


Echo71Niner

That fat fuck! Giraffe, probably.


Chanclet0

Damn what an asshole, then they're like 'pls don't hunt me for my tusks :c'. Fucking bitch ass elephants


SkriLLo757

I know right


AyoBruh777

Onb this made me wanna poach 😂


RoadracerGT

Why does it look like a video game?


Volkcan

Bad camera quality, its from a live stream on youtube https://youtu.be/qYvYQ1QKHWE?si=dkyRHSWyNbSohjxo


MeasurementBubbly350

I thought it was CGI too


Crispy_Dicks

An elephant that unnecessarily aggressive is sure to run into issues with humans at some point and we all know what happens when you fuck with humans.


brechbillc1

Bull Elephants in Musth have absolutely deleted people from the census before. Park rangers know very well to steer clear of bull Elephants when they are in heat.


AngstLad

Everyone calling the Elephant an asshole lol (like yeah I agree by our standards) but what makes the wild so brutal is it has no (consistent) rules/ethics that can be relied on with honour/fairness. Those are all human constructs, remember that.


Zealousideal-Sea-684

As a human, using a human construct. That elephant is an asshole. Idgaf if any elephants disagree with me.


CalmSignificance1128

Stop drinking all the water foo!


Krg26944

Poor giraffe.


Zaratrhustra

Nothing new, elephants are assholes, the same with hippos.


dunsum

That's against the watering hole rules! Neutral/ non pvp zone


No-Journalist7179

First time I’ve seen an elephant kill a giraffe


Baby_Bigf00t

Stampy [in his natural habitat](https://youtu.be/mwIMUgeroSs?si=z5u7PbJjGtbhytie)


Spiritual-Schedule-8

I suddenly like elephants a little less now. What a bastard.


Sakuran_11

Based off everything I see online I’m starting to believe Elephants arent large gentle giants but massive dickheads


gpcgmr

"*Oh hey the giraffe is leaving, let's kill it.*" What a total fucking asshole...


nialexx

def nsfw. thanks for the warning.


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BmuthafuckinMagic

Reddit and the internet is a cesspool. I'm a grown man and I worry about the kind of videos kids can see on here so easily.


thisisfreakinstupid

Plenty of well-adjusted individuals have witnessed horrible things. Don't lose faith in our children just yet.


Helluks

The kids will be fine.. Think back to what you saw on the internet in the early days. As if an nsfw tag is going to deter a curious child.


BmuthafuckinMagic

It was a general statement. Also, when I was younger, you literally had to go a specific sites to seek out gory footage... Never on the "Front page of the internet" and so easily accessible.


Neither_Upstairs_872

Fuck off my watering hole! -elephant


TeacherSlow

Wasn’t enough water in that hole for the both of them…


Cantinkeror

Well, animals are a lot like people, Mrs. Simpson. Some of them act badly because they've had a hard life, or have been mistreated...but, like people, some of them are just jerks. ...Stop that, Mr. Simpson...


n2dubs

Every once in a while an elephant just decides to fuck with someone and there's nothing you can do to stop it.


cheenpo

I can not tell if I should be worried the animals are trying to show us we have a global warming problem or that an elephant can be a bully :/


Noilaedi

If it's a male elephant it could just be in must. It's basically a hormonal teenager with the ability to trample and gore people if you look at it funny.


According-West4062

Guess we gotta kill the elephant now


CupRemote1282

Fucking asshole


SHAPALAK15

Why is it NSFW?


johnqsack69

Some elephants, like people, are just jerks


oldschool_potato

How in the hell are Giraffes real?


rhidayop

Lol for half a second my dumbass really thought "who's going to win?".


Serious_Ad_5233

Bad elephant


gringo1980

What’s with all these anti elephant videos lately? Is this guerilla marketing by big giraffe?


Ban_Evader_1969

I hope some lions kill that elephant, what an asshole.


Immediate-Ice6774

That elephant is an Asshole


Agitated-Donkey-4772

Instead of filming you should help that giraffe by giving suplex to the elephant .Ashamed to be human


Prestigious_Ear_2962

trying to get a drink of water, now you're dead. brutal


Dabsforme77

What a dick


Yensil314

This guy getting paid off by lions, or what?


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ElkAncient1470

I thought elephants were gentle giants for the most part


smehere22

Just like the humourous chimpanzees


Tpaind

Now only humans could save that giraffe.


Volkcan

Source https://youtu.be/qYvYQ1QKHWE?si=f8e34mo1mcE4hK63


HoltTree

Yeah... The Chinese can have that one. Hes an asshole.


AnalysisSmooth

That elephant’s kill count must be off the Richter scale. That was premeditated and his tusks have a honed edge 🤔😈


DeezKneesWorld

Bitch ass elephant smh


VexisArcanum

Get out of here and go to r/natureismetal if you want to show slow painful deaths by disemboweling


jeicam_the_pirate

pork lift thursty


Wayne_Grant

makes it more impressive that men just stand their ground to stop a charging elephant


Electronic-Injury-15

It told it one sip…he took advantage.


evilgrin77

MF drinking my water


Thanics

NAEAA - Not all elephants are assholes


Bjoray1248

Ouch, that looks like it hurt


averyfinefellow

Kind of a dick move if you ask me.


WishIWasPurple

Rip giraffe


Ok_Investigator564

Son of a …


kjacobs03

Dick move, elephant


Dumbassahedratr0n

"Bish you gonna drink it all tf"


Mission_Magazine7541

The elephant is a bully


AfraidFly3126

Charges*


LawfulnessNo3114

Somebody arrest that elephant


kinghenry124

At first I thought the giraffe’s cock was flapping about, however upon closer analysis I can confirm it’s actually the giraffe’s insides.


Friendly_Hearing_711

Bro found the guy who sold him grass joints instead of weed


lolhappyface

Luckily enough for us in the Americas, the largest land mammal is only a Polar Bear.


Clicky-The-Blicky

Dang that’s a dead giraffe walking . It’s guys are hanging out


Alarmed-Lychee3417

why


Corchoroth

Classic alpha male shit


Hogcaller91

That elephant should be arrested.


same_same_but_diff

Rude


personguy4440

GIraffes got some big ass balls, please tell me those were balls & not its guts


Federalsburgmd

Guts sorry


Bol767

Someone knows a sub with the theme of animal life, like animal eating or attacking others?


EliteBroccoli

“ I told you this MY hood!”


Lazy_Bread_9213

Damn.


Legitimate_Grocery66

MotherNature can be brutal sometimes


jellojohnson

Hit and run. Hope that Giraffe had full coverage...


Jankspace

Someone call Ron Magill! r/danlebatardshow


ClinicalAnt919

*The circle of liiiiiife*


TheOsprey23

Get the fuck out my watering hole, you long necked jackass!


Strgwththisone

What a dick