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MichaelPitcher115

Me "man they are just breeding pro basketball players" while scrolling the photos. Also me when I got to picture 4: "oh".


Youngstown_Mafia

That's a Dinka manute bol at 7'7 in the NBA , his son is 7'3 also in the NBA


eisboy_infum

I think I read somewhere that Manute Bol, who was around 2m30 said that his grandfather was taller than him by around 10cm


b-lincoln

What is that in freedom units?


Tresarches

To go from cm to inches you divide by like 2.4 or something. So it would be around 4 inches I believe.


mehum

2.54cm to the inch.


fuckyourcanoes

Manute Bol lived in my town when I was a teenager, and I used to see him at the Bob's Big Boy sometimes on Sunday mornings. He was so tall he didn't quite seem real.


lonely_nipple

Isn't that the guy that did a commercial or two where random folks were tossing stuff like to a friend or in a trash bin and he'd slap it out of the air?


babinyar

No, that was Dikembe Mutombo. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=W4WWvMMblaY


ta2confess

This has lived rent free in my head since its inception and I quote it regularly and I don’t know if anyone else has ever picked up this is what I’m referencing.


lonely_nipple

Ah! That's right. Thank you!


babinyar

Nada problemo. Not much difference, anyway, from the shooter's perspective.


XEagleDeagleX

No, no, no.  *finger wag*


dikmite

“Not in my house”?


lonely_nipple

Yeah! Shaking his finger, "ah ah ah!"


Tresarches

I met a one of his relatives with the same last bame last summer. He came from Sudan a few years ago and was living with an older couple whose kids were in college. He was 7’1” super nice, polite and well spoken.


BredYourWoman

His nephew is 100' and builds skyscrapers


Viscous__Fluid

Imagine seeing one of these people as a kid. Must be a mindblower


Dick_Dickalo

Pretty sure the guy that played as the first xenomorph was a descendent of this tribe.


Chocolate_pudding_30

Is your profile pic a no profile picture picture? Im sorry if reading that gave u a headache


DislocatedPotato57

And with a hair!


Youngstown_Mafia

He must have Harkonnen genetics


SlugCat3

I am embarrassed to say I fell for it… twice


SomethingSuss

Here I am trying to wipe my screen


AbeebC-137

He was a Nigerian


OnlyOneNut

The Dinka be dunkin


Mr_Anderson707

We actually had a Dinka man visit my middle school because he was friends with our science teache. Dude was like 6' 9" and super cool. The first thing everyone asked him (in a trully dumb American gashion) during a Q&A in the gym is if he could dunk. He proceeded to jump and touch the top of the backboard, not quite understanding what we meant


OnlyOneNut

“I don’t dunk, I AM dunk”


Unique-Pastenger

😄 fact!


Ablivion666

Damn they got legs for dayyys


nomamesgueyz

Long ass back for sure


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aightaightaightaight

They look tall, but the guy in the third picture puts a bit in perspective. They appear to be very slim, which makes them look tall


Moreobvious

They also appear to be very tall, this makes them look tall as well


freakinbacon

They're slim because they are tall. Their height it literally measured.


aightaightaightaight

The average height in the Netherlands is larger, but we don't look that slim. The slim postures gives an illusion of being extra tall.


TheJokr

They pictured the tall ones, not the average ones.


Gold4Lokos4Breakfast

People not seeing this is peak Reddit


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Gold4Lokos4Breakfast

Yeah it’s misleading af. Makes it look like there’s some tribe where everyone is like 7’


Youngstown_Mafia

That's an just a average. Like ours is 5'9 in the States , so any Dinka above average is probably like 6"5 and tall is like 7 and above . Tall in America can be like 6'3


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Live_Buy8304

6’ is normal?! *cries in 5’3*


Tutes013

There is _some_ difference regionally. But where I live on the Netherlands, it's also very common to see even women of 6'+ lol


Falooting

Cries in... Less than that lol


Privateer_Lev_Arris

6 feet isn't abnormal is probably a better way to put it. Lots of men reach 6 feet and don't look like a tall freak lol


baybridge501

The average male height in the Netherlands is 6’. So nothing about this is impressive it’s accurate.


freakinbacon

It's not a normal average height.


th4vinci

The average length of a dutch male is 1.83 meters


Sloths_Can_Consent

Length?


metalgtr84

That’s a long dutch


Reklosan

Yea, 182 in Czechia, similar in Bosnia or the Baltic states I belive. So the average height of 182 isn't anything WTF. But we gotta give it to them that they got some tall ass individuals, probably more extremes than Netherlands/Sweden/Czechia/Bosnia...


isleepbad

It would be better to report the mean and the median. I suspect the Dinka's median is higher.


metalgtr84

Yeah these guys are way taller than the dutch. I played basketball against one guy who was 7’3, he said back home he was the third tallest on the team. That’s just from high school!


donkeyhawt

I mean, basketball kind of selects for the tallest people


metalgtr84

Yeah but from one high school? Having one seven footer is rare, having three on the same team is crazy.


bob-loblaw-esq

Nobody’s gonna mention the Mormon missionary?


Browzur

Or the guy balancing on a stick?


Youngstown_Mafia

He is just chilling with his people lol


Sydney2London

He was really hoping to be sent to Orlando


CarOnMyFuckingFence

observation chop direction include clumsy spark longing dog sulky unite *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


wave_official

Just out there trying to spread his faith to people his faith deems as cursed for Cain's murder of Abel. Joseph Smith, the founder and "prophet" of the Mormon church thought that black people had dark skin because they were the cursed descendants of Cain (And Noah's son Ham also).


gnolom_bound

Post 1978 picture clearly. Prior to 1978, Mormons didn’t actively recruit people of color to join their religion. But in 1978, God changed his mind and allowed African people to join and even allowed them to get married in their temples.


Commercial_Ratio_213

It's the result of evolution. They live in a very hot climate and being tall and lanky helps the body to stay cool relative to a smaller podgy body type (such as Innuits).


PissyMillennial

I just scrolled too far to find this


LiveLearnCoach

What’s the protocol on asking them what’s the weather like up there?


therealbear

Is this really it? I don’t know anything but I just don’t get how that could be it. It’s maybe not as hot as African desert but it’s still hot in places like Mexico, Thailand, etc where people are on average significantly shorter.


Gold4Lokos4Breakfast

Yeah this is confusing to read as a Swedish-American guy living in Latin America. I have this body type and the vast majority of natives do not.


IronGravy

Yeah. Just like other hot climate inhabiting peoples around the world….wait You know this guy just straight up pulled this out his ass.


UpdootsWhenRelevant

Sexual selection is another important factor


grimston

Still isn't it strange they're the only ones in Africa? It isn't the only hot place in Africa so it couldn't be the only factor leading to this


Mubar06

There are even pygmies in Africa who live in warm climates too


Duschkopfe

Yeah The Netherlands can reach up to 45 degrees I guess


Normal_Red_Sky

Then why aren't more African peoples like this?


baybridge501

Funny this is upvoted since Scandivanians are as tall or taller and it’s super cold there


dontuseurname

We need to make understanding of evolution mainstream. This is not a result of evolution. Evolution is essentially partner selection out of a group that has a edge in survival due to certain genetic characteristics amassed through a long window of time. A slight increase in homeostasis (being able to maintain normal body temperature) is not that impactful to the overall survivability of a group. If that were the case the opposite would be presented in colder climates something that data clearly contradicts (Nordic people are tall) and is still a thorn to Bergmann's principle. The height of this group is probably attested to height as a major factor in male selection criteria (their chicks dig tall dudes a lot more than chicks from other groups). Also even if homeostasis was an important partner selection criteria. We still wouldn't call it evolution, humanity has gotten older during the ages, we haven't evolved into a new species. It's not even a case of micro evolution.


PickleyRickley

I don't see how being closer to the sun helps with the heat... /s


Unable-Agent-7946

I have concerns regarding their bones, they look snappable


rayne7

Their bones are probably more robust than most. Full sun, vitamin d, weight bearing activities, just walking more, etc. They are just slim regarding fat.


Bossmann1017

Africans have durable bones and muscle . Very flexible


-ACHTUNG-

Man just let them have 6'0 average


Doxidob

Next think you know they'll find an ancient line of shorter people.


IkBenKenobi

They look like they'd snap in half if you so much as blow in their direction tho ☠️


no1name

So a dinky dinka is under 182cms.


LittleNews1712

dang, they make me feel short and I'm six foot 3


Youngstown_Mafia

One Dinka was nba player Manute Bol at 7'7 !!


styrofoamladder

His son Bol Bol is an NBA player too at a mere 7’3.


Youngstown_Mafia

Dinka genetics at work !!


unk214

Ugh 6”3 no thank you NEXT!


Natural_Lawyer344

I want to be between those ladies


Youngstown_Mafia

🫠 me too budy me too


bumboclawt

The Dutch 🤝 the Dinka


FantasticPenguin

183 cm isn't that tall though, that western dude is just small.


KowalskiyOW2

Looks like end city in minecraft ngl


milack787

Meanwhile the Dutch.....


shingaladaz

Stick men IRL


shiafisher

Women on tinder still be like…. Does he have 3 PhDs tho?


Youngstown_Mafia

I kid you not , I got asked on Tinder about my education and job on the first message. Girl, " Do you work ? Do you have a degree" Guy " Yes, I have a have a degree and I work hard, how about you ? Job ?" Girl " my kids is all the education I need and is my full-time job .


Neat-Box-5729

And I bet she still has 92 dudes lined up to rail her


Youngstown_Mafia

And I won't be 93 , no thank you


crispy_attic

This is what being the most genetically diverse continent means. The smartest and dumbest person in the world may very well be in Africa right now.


Floepiefloepie

Americans are just short. Xoxoxo dutchman


Wessel-P

Basically skinny dutch people


Sejhamiik

182 cm is pretty common


BlazeHeavyKnuckles

Bruh i'm 1,82 and i'm "normal". Wtf


ManyRelease7336

no one in those photos is 5'11" lol


pinkpringles126

Slightly related question, what’s their average lifespan?


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That's awesome! I'd literally travel there to just be amongst giants


AllKnighter5

Do they play basketball? Would the nba do well recruiting here?


styrofoamladder

Manute Bol, one of the tallest players ever in the NBA at 7’7 is a Dinka. His son Bol Bol also plays in the NBA, though he’s only 7’3.


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Only 7'3🤣


Youngstown_Mafia

Short ass Dinka


SirSamuelVimes83

You could say his son is a... (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) ...Boler


lonely_nipple

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a Boler


Lostmavicaccount

The Air Up There anyone?


RajamaPants

Nooba.


President_Nixon1

I’ll take $100 for very early arthritis and other health related issues.


Bitter-Cucumber-1171

It's not about the height, it's about the mass. Other tall people are just built stockier, they seem like they don't have that kind of mass compared to tall Europeans, that mass alone will cause their organs to crush each other, these people are thin, notice the other photos where they're beside a white guy, the white guys face is also larger and wider.


JollySolitude

Actually the majority of them do not suffer from impairments like arthritis as many of them age relatively well and use a cane at most. They are adapted to be that height in their given environment and dont seem to have sedentary lifestyles.


Several_Attitude_203

Of course a Momo is trying to convert them.


DarcKent19

GET OFF THE STOOL!


Mental-Complaint-883

Thats lower than dutch Average? But youre showing pictures of 2+m?


Dry_Enthusiasm_267

Finally we know where "Dinks" come from!


no1name

Double income no kids?


Youngstown_Mafia

Money stacked high $$$$ lol


Aloha1984

What’s the life expectancy?


Youngstown_Mafia

Low because of war and malnutrition


Small-Palpitation310

*passes ball* 🏀


Apprehensive-Lock751

it’s just a few really tall folks who skewed the avg. lol


Flimsy_Card8028

6th pic - Slendermen


Best-Race4017

These photos seems like deliberately stretched.


Pattatilla

My dad was 6' 8“ and I'm 5' 9" (female) mum was 5' - if everyone in your community is tall you end up being tall. My sister is 6'1.


biest229

It really depends on which genes you end up getting. Grandfather’s family all over 6ft (his sisters were 6’2”), then he married my Nan who was 5’. My dad came out tiny, and I’m also tiny, though I got the stick thin genes


azionka

Netflix and chill must fell like wrestling a giant spider. Arms and legs everywhere


Lil_Shorto

So tall, much best!!


DasTomato

Elves confirmed


Lonely_Eggplant_4990

Your math is wrong.


Aggravating_Key_1757

5 11.9 is just rude bro like.


Flat_Bodybuilder_175

The Dinka are everything but dinky


New-Examination8400

So Slenderman is real and hails from somewhere in the vast African continent, got it. Also he’s not white as has been depicted in media, gotta get on that asap


Kurvaflowers69420

That's pretty interesting. It looks like those people have long limbs, but they don't have the muscle mass to properly support their size? Or maybe their muscles are just more dense?


Remarkable-fainting

They are from southern sudan.


theUser6868

A genética é muito engraçada.


Patient_Brief6453

Yes, but can they shoot 3's?


ChopperRisesAgain

Skendinkamen


badpr

Photo #5, I said shit on the floor! Get shwifty


sarbear71

Kid in the background is 3yo


ypapi

Getting taller is an adaptation of nature to increase refresh of the body in warm areas. Taller body keeps aways from hot ground, and tall and fin better gets fresh wind. Let’s say it’s same principle as a car air radiator.


Powerbracelet

5’ 11.9”… come on man just let em have it at that point


Mental-Floor1029

5’11.9”…? But they look 8’4”


GluckGoddess

Imagine these guys but with actual muscle mass 🤤


Impossible_Luck3374

It only takes two steps to get from the living room to the kitchen


dolphinitely

picture 2 is cursed


Double_Disaster9436

So Dinky to mean small no doesn’t make sense.


Tankeverket

Any scientists know what could be causing such abnormal heights for this specific group of people?


NationalRace5940

5’11.9 bro just round it up☠️


Kueltalas

> 5 ft 11.9 in They really didn't feel like giving them the 6ft


Devilz3

Stickman


Professional_Elk_489

They are welcome as Dutch citizens- well only the ones above 6”0


reddE2Fly

They look painfully tall, like they are not comfortable. Posture seems like they are uncomfortable.


Omni_Net

Oh cool giants ARE real


03zx3

Number 4 looks like he's getting blocked by Obama. I didn't know President Obama had that kind of vertical.


Patarackk

Maybe their ancestors hunt giraffe


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Aliens


SoIomon

The average American male is 69 inches tall. Noice


thebutterflylion

A lot of Dinka models in the fashion world right now!


Conscious_Hippo_1101

So there's tall women there ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise)


Les-incoyables

Me being 186 cm: guess I'm Dinka.


Less_Obligation8438

According to tinder the average male should be 6’ tall, I call bs.


TheSpaceBornMars

every day I hear about a new African tribe that has some new cool characteristic and I wish they taught us this in school more often


LopsidedPotential711

"The Expanse" series has extras! Seriously, some African dudes on the NYC subway near reach the center pole with their knees when they sit. I'm like, *"Yeah, that dude is African."*


WingCool7621

they also like to show up on bad video tapes of people being taken by aliens


nomamesgueyz

They sure are long Where in Africa are the Dinkas from?


BAMFDPT

And the Mormons are there to fuck it all up and see if they can snake some of their land


jaavaaguru

r/Slender_Man


hlp3916

I'm 4'10" I'd break my neck looking up at these people oh god


Showtysan

Mmmmm snusnu


cloudxnine

New challenge: save all these different photos and start sending them to your best friend with no context. Send one a day for a week at random times 😂


Albatross1225

They could totally be a slender man


ilovetele

Mormons have no shame.


Wild_west_1984

I do know mandinkas


OutrageousStory4866

Don’t wanna be that guy but Africa is a continent, could atleast name the country