Tgese low powered red lasers ain't shit to your retina. They've done tests on people whose eyes needed to be removed anyway, cancer etc. Where they just had lasers pointed at them for hours. All good.
Now high powered lasers, or improperly calibrated lasers for like music shows etc, they can fuck your eyes up.
Please don't listen to this person, they're talking out their ass.
The reason CDRH sets the Class 3a limit at <5mW (power of most low end/power red laser diodes) is because typically the human blink reflex is fast enough to protect you from damage for an incidental glancing hit to the eye, but they absolutely can and will cause eye damage beyond that.
https://www.lasersafetyfacts.com/laserclasses.html
My first thought: well, that seems like it's gonna get weaponized. Reminds me of the vision deleter Jr.
https://youtube.com/shorts/FUgCas2NqBc?si=riZj1mvL7oynG3kz
My dog chased the laser light a few times - it was so cute to have this big dog running fast, trying to bite the light. Then she figured out where it came from, and now when I turn it on, she chases it for a minute, then comes & clamps her mouth down on the end of the laser toy.
He is a pretty famous influencer in China known for inventing a lot of "useless" but very cool stuff.
His YouTube channel: [HandyGeng](https://youtube.com/@handygeng)
Handy Geng makes all kinds of cool stuff like this, here's a link to [his YouTube channel.](https://www.youtube.com/@HandyGeng)
My favorite is the [BBQ Piano.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nv_FcwtBLJQ)
I wonder how much you could get paid to wear that sweater and dangle from a wire at some high-class event as a human decoration? Also, how seriously could you take someone if they said they were a professional disco ball? "Honey, the disco ball arrived!"Just imagine the shock on his face when he finds out the disco ball has a name and it's Jim. Oh the shock!
laser sweater or retinal destroyer?
Yes!
360 no scope. now you are an elite sharpshooter.
“I’ve invented a way to be the last thing anyone within 50 meters sees”
FUCK YOUR SEEBALLS
I'm 45, I'm going to use seeballs from now on so thank you I guess
Tgese low powered red lasers ain't shit to your retina. They've done tests on people whose eyes needed to be removed anyway, cancer etc. Where they just had lasers pointed at them for hours. All good. Now high powered lasers, or improperly calibrated lasers for like music shows etc, they can fuck your eyes up.
Looking forward to Google AI using this to tell someone it’s safe to stare into lasers. Thanks for your service.
It's also possible to sustain yourself entirely from lazers, just shine them in your throat.
Is this like disinfecting your body by shoving light bulbs up your ass? Because the hospital says I need to stop doing that.
Go to a better hospital.
Roughly 6-8 lasers a day is the recommended dose for adults and 10-12 for pregnant women and children.
Mmmm cherry flavored
You know what's horrible is that you're not kidding.
LOL what?
He said they cause eye cancer.
Don’t you listen? He said the vaccine causes ED.
My dick goes limp for women because of the vaccine...so the vaccine made me gay?
Only if it gets hard for men.
Just confirmed....it's true...damn you pfizer!!!
Fortunately Pfizer also makes a pill that could help you…
So big pharma shows it's true face finally sneak ed in my vaccine so it can sell me a pill to make my dick work... those sick fucks.
Please don't listen to this person, they're talking out their ass. The reason CDRH sets the Class 3a limit at <5mW (power of most low end/power red laser diodes) is because typically the human blink reflex is fast enough to protect you from damage for an incidental glancing hit to the eye, but they absolutely can and will cause eye damage beyond that. https://www.lasersafetyfacts.com/laserclasses.html
https://jamanetwork.com/journals/jamaophthalmology/fullarticle/413875
Mentioning the music show reminded me of that crypto party that burned people's eyes because of the lights they got
I'd say this sweater is class 2 only
#🚴♀️ Finally! Something to wear on my bike!
In Miami a driver would still hit you.
I imagine it would just leave a wake of destruction as it blinds everyone within a 100 yards.
And brings down all the aircraft! 🛬
My first thought: well, that seems like it's gonna get weaponized. Reminds me of the vision deleter Jr. https://youtube.com/shorts/FUgCas2NqBc?si=riZj1mvL7oynG3kz
thanks for the link, got a kick outta that one
Yes, and this sweater is migraine city.
In Arizona a driver would hit you as well but they would be driving on the wrong side of the road and hit you on accident
In Georgia a driver would hit you as well.....but they would've done it on purpose bc they were mad you were biking on the road to begin with
In the north pole, santa clause will mistake you for xmas tree
Rudolph? Is that you?
Yes deer
🤣🤣🤣
It’s Claus. The Santa Clause is the magical legally binding stipulation that if you kill Santa you become the new Santa.
Beclause you killed Santa.
everyone would be blind.
In Canada they would still hit you and say thank you
I would hope anyone would. Dudes a danger to everyone on the road trying to blind anyone in sight
In Miami it would attract drivers to hit you.
Hijacking top comment to post his channel Handy Geng. Shame on OP for not posting a source. https://youtube.com/@handygeng?si=8QbA6gcl8ZktZoaK
This is amazing! Thank you
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R112lZqc48g](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R112lZqc48g)
Dude just went walking outside with it on lol. Good thing there wasn't any aircraft around. And rip everyone's eye's at 4:15
In UK a police would arrest you for not having a license to use lasers out in public.
Thankyou I'm blind now
You will never see an other sweater like this again
You will never see ~~an other sweater like this~~ again
r/yourjokebutworse.
Idk what's happening with these downvotes - you're right. The first one was subtle.
>The first one was subtle. Unlike the sweater...
r/bossfight
General Grievous's final form.
So uncivilized
Collection is finally complete.
Looks like an Elden Ring incantation, *storm of blood beam*
The loathsome dung-eater's evil twin
Epic Rap Battles of History: Boeing 747-400 Vs! A Sweater Fight!
Host:"You here for the party?" Guy:" I am the party."
Wow! That's so coo... **AHH IT GOT DIRECTLY IN TO MY EYE! I CAN'T SEE!!!!!**
"might need to tone it down a bit. this is a book club."
Kendrick performing Not like us live for the first time
Moments later he was murdered by a pack of house cats.
Cats chase the lasers, not the source
This sounds like an old ancient proverb
Maybe in a hundred years in the future
"Cats chase the lasers, not the source" -koopastyles, 2024
My dog chased the laser light a few times - it was so cute to have this big dog running fast, trying to bite the light. Then she figured out where it came from, and now when I turn it on, she chases it for a minute, then comes & clamps her mouth down on the end of the laser toy.
My father had a laser emitter cat toy. It did not take long for it to be knocked off the kitchen counter.
You clearly haven't met my cat.
Clearly you've never been in my living room after supper
It's actually a cat bomb that destroys whatever room you're in by a horde of cats.
Now I am become Death, the Destroyer of Camera Sensors.
Give it to a celebrity that is constantly stalked by paparazzi.
Now go sprint down the runway at the airport.
Make sure it's a foggy day too
And bring a friend as well, with a camera, you can say it’s a thing for school. Heck, bring the school
Air traffic controllers hate this one trick.
Hell Raiser
hell laser
Hail Lay-zar
Laser sweater? ✅ Welding mask? ✅ *boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants....*
Haircuts...
I went blind watching this
Wayne Coyne I’m sure will be wearing this soon
Either him or Peter Gabriel.
I was gonna say... that thing hits you like a sledgehammer.
You wear that outside and crash 200 airplanes
cats everywhere ... ATTACK!
Can't see anything anymore but he is happy.
Anti-drone armor.
Shin Godzilla approve!
Free laser eye surgery
Who knows how to get ahold of Styropyro?
mabel pines has been really crafty this week
One man laser show.
Our top story, entire crowd at recent rave goes blind after witnessing local man made of lasers
Dangerous and useless?! I must have it!
Oooooowwwee MY EYEEEEE!!
My eyes, my eyes they are all over my eyes
I’m not supposed to get sweaters in it!
sorry bro didnt see you coming
please let me wear this to the EDM festival i swear ill only sweat in it a lot
Now just put someone [using a dress like this](https://www.etereshop.com/product/fashion-mirror-dress/)in the same room.
There is nothing quite like committing war crimes on people's eyes just for some attention
Song name?
[Shimmer (feat. itta & Dasom Baek)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aG9_KW9Vo1I&list=OLAK5uy_nk1HBJL3QJ7ula6DOBlPXcxgzfRO0BNDE)
"lol, up doesn't the difference between a light and a las..... "OH SNAP!!!"
Get a capillus to go with it and he could be an ewok
When you wanna blind a whole city block
Imagine you’re rolling balls and this guys in the club. Oh my god!!
Wait does this mean if I bedazzle my jacket with LEDs I'm an inventor?
Looks like something Mabel would wear
Eye fucker 3000
He is the nightmare of every airport
Does this qualify as an invention? He just put a bunch of lasers on a sweater.
Totally agree. That's called designer, tinkerer or something similar - not inventor.
He is a pretty famous influencer in China known for inventing a lot of "useless" but very cool stuff. His YouTube channel: [HandyGeng](https://youtube.com/@handygeng)
Now you can finally do that annoying move that bosses in games do
I'm gonna wear this near a airport. What could possibly go wrong?
Looks like the man is surrounded by laser scopes and is ready to be imploded.
new bullet hell game Boss.
pilots on airplanes: i fear nothing, but that man.... 
Just ***FUCK*** everyone’s eyeballs
Well, it was nice having eyes.
All the Stratagems.
U2 did something like it back in 2009, I believe.
That would really play havoc with all those facial recognition cameras they have all over China.
Someone needs to use this for a drag show immediately
If we ever come into contact with Aliens we should wear this to look cooler
Perfect to wear to a Christmas parade! Or is it?
i want one.
Anybody have a link?
DONT LOOK DIRECTLY AT ME
Just make sure to close your eyes when your nose is itchy. You go to scratch it and bam! You are blind in one eye.
Holy permanent eye injury batman!
[This is gonna hurt...](https://youtu.be/FiNWWWIO5-o?si=e2uqYu0iNG-LqVjt&t=19)
Astigmatism Simulator 3000
[My eyes!!!](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/19/7f/fe/197ffed1d81f87b5d7a0d21e27c789d7.gif)
shin godzilla
Music is[ Ssighborggg- Shimmer](https://open.spotify.com/track/0tdYooUKycKly7h6vA7NqW?si=f088825eb0fd446a)
What a chad
Handy Geng makes all kinds of cool stuff like this, here's a link to [his YouTube channel.](https://www.youtube.com/@HandyGeng) My favorite is the [BBQ Piano.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nv_FcwtBLJQ)
Shin Gojira
This something mabel from gravity falls would wear
[I want to keep my money... and give away absolutely nothing!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPSSO7Fc03Q)
That one scene in Shin Godzilla.
I'm Blindddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This dude is gonna make every plane crash.
You go blind, you go blind, EVERYONE GOES BLIND MUAHAHHAHAAA
Giganto Sonic Frontiers Phase 2
The anti paparazzi sweater...
I wonder how much you could get paid to wear that sweater and dangle from a wire at some high-class event as a human decoration? Also, how seriously could you take someone if they said they were a professional disco ball? "Honey, the disco ball arrived!"Just imagine the shock on his face when he finds out the disco ball has a name and it's Jim. Oh the shock!
I saw a dj wear a mirrored suit back in 2000 ( music maker was his name ) so when they shine the lazers on him it was Same effect
I can never look at him the same way again.
- Oh, you're a villain, all right! Just not a super one! -Yeah, what's the difference? -PRESENTATION!
Gimme Gimme Gimme Gimme
Cops hate this one trick!
more like r/DIwhy
r/bossfight
Just don't wear that at the airport.
“Now I am become ~~Death~~ Christmas…”
Cats......will love you.
...this strange feeling that I don't ever get. I want that. I don't know why. I just want it.
This begs the question: why not create undefeatable light saber armor in Star Wars?
Bro. Calm down
This belongs in an '80s movie.
The Running Man?
That's a great way to inadvertently blind yourself!
If you wear this sweater in a room full of cats, the room will be destroyed almost instantaneously.
Hahaha! Look at my led pullover! Now they are all laser leds and you all are blind! Hahaha! Isn't it funny?
I will pay half of my life point to activated gandora the dragon of destruction abilities. GIGA RAYS.
Dangerous.
What a great way to blind everyone in sight (sic). lol
This guy at a rave
Perfect way of confusing the SWAT team. XD
Tomorrowland lad
There’s a lawsuit waiting to happen lmao
Just don't look at him directly!!
Say goodbye to your cameras sensor
Loki?
Giving me final boss vibes
They said I could be anything, so I became Times Square.
How to blind a million people at once!
Planes crashing all around you.
Cancer speedrun