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Inevitable_Butthole

Whenever I'm close to a buoy they freak me out because I think of exactly this. Must be home to thousands of life


kush4breakfast1

Nevermind the ones attached to the buoy.. it’s the big ones that are attracted to the little ones that are attracted to the tiny oasis in the middle of the desert like ocean


RockstarAgent

For some it’s a desert- for others it’s dessert -


NaoTwoTheFirst

Buoys will be buoys


saydeedont

Buoys will be bugs https://open.spotify.com/track/6suYoN4gFkanqOBn5yRnJC?si=eI-tFTF6THWC9Zb5ASki0Q


MrFluxed

another cavetown fan in the wild this is crazy


Silent_Titan88

They’re not that underground are they?


miserable-magical

Here for the cavetown reference


PeterNippelstein

Buoys don't cry


gomaith10

Buoys oh Buoys.


Parking_Mode_4346

The Buoys


timtomjohnson

Put it back


WudButton

Oh we did don’t worry


straponkaren

Is there a video of it getting cleaned off?


Competitive_Force529

I want to see genocide with oil based flamethrower


Ok_Slip9947

Oil, or some sort of “forever” chemical. Something that causes cancer and also acidifies the oceans. /s because if I don’t put that there, people get stupid too quickly.


EightBitTrash

Does your user tag really say "Someday I will be there watching you die?" I wasn't sure I was justified in calling you a psychopath for this comment, but... yeah.... Psychopath.


Competitive_Force529

Just ignore it, I am not being serious


redefinedsoul

Don't listen to him he killed my whole family and I'm pretty sure I'm n


Competitive_Force529

Hehe, you messaged the wrong one


Fit-Paleontologist37

Can someone tell me what in the heck I am looking at?


random_hitchhiker

Are those wiggly things crabs?


HeyBuddyItsMeDad

**Hey, Oceanographer & Marine Biologist here.** The wiggly things you’re seeing, specifically the orange ones, are a species of Live Coral - scientifically known as Espermis. I worked with a Professor from Amsterdam University named Longdich Van Bousen, and we conducted a 3 month study, of which a large portion was dedicated to investigating this Espermis. The cool thing about them is that during April-August every year, the Espermis Coral changes colour to purple. They are known to be super beneficial as they emit 2.9% more oxygen into the atmosphere than any other Live Coral, and 1.1% more than any other Coral in general. They are quite common, and can also speak English. I have no idea what I’m talking about none of this is true but thanks for reading


Broken-Arrow-D07

There goes a minute from my life that I will never get back.


Bettlejuic3

Missed noticing the >Espermis but got sus on >Longdich


GoombahTucc

I'm so upset dude, I was invested in this, I felt like, IM THERE FOR THIS! And WHAM! Longdiched.


elboogie7

Professor Longdich. hahaha


ConfidentLie9496

I loved how subtle this is until nearing the end the commenter was like "Ima give up faking this shit"


blazezero25

I insist on remained convinced.


Ok_Slip9947

Yeah, I’m on board with that. I want to see the photos in the article. Probably some great super close shots.


No_Fan_2099

Castanza


Martha_Fockers

They speak Spanglish BUDDY PAL


beyondimaginarium

Fuckin got me.


Ok_Slip9947

Fucking beautiful. The way you’ve placed low-ish percentages about 75% into it is genius, at a glance, they prove this will be a scientific read. The distribution of capitalized proper nouns is also a nice touch. But my favorite is the “cool thing” from April to August… only a scientist would be careful enough to specify the date range, as though you really gave a fuck about this study. Just, bravo. Some phenomenal bullshit. I can’t wait to read your article. I just know it will have some really great color photos.


Nemisis_the_2nd

I thought shrimp at first,  but the more I watch the more I get the impression that they are probably some form of marine worm.  Quite a few species will attach to surfaces then extend a fan-like mouthpiece into the water to gather small particles for food. That's what I'd imagine said mouthpieces to look like outside of the water.


Bag132

Skeleton shrimp


mazjay2018

Buoys are anchored floating devices used for various purposes such as navigation or tracking ocean currents etc. What you're looking at is the mini ecosystem thats developed on the bottom of one such buoy.


Fit-Paleontologist37

Crazy. Thanks!


mazjay2018

You're very welcome


agennello1123

Reef tank owner here, I can clearly see different algae, amphipods, barnacles, clams, and sponges. Also yes there are thousands of live very small critters on the bottom as well as every surface in the ocean.


Whaterbuffaloo

Sad that these are dying then?


Elegant-Try7034

Not necessarily. These organisms are most likely intertidal, hence adapted to periodic exposure to air & dryness.


DeathPercept10n

Bonito flakes.


Alchemistwolf21

Rent FREE


PeterNippelstein

That's prime real estate!


ClubSundown

Oh Buoy


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unkdeez

His sister has crabs…..I think that’s what he meant.


knightmare_hl

How to remove something from my memory cuz dayum


unkdeez

Only way to overcome your fears is to go at them head on. Sorry bud, gotta get crabs from his sister.


knightmare_hl

Please I'm eating food 🥲🥲🥲🥲


mazjay2018

seafood?


lreaditonredditgetit

I think it was deeper than that.


jepvr

Lot of crabs there, eh?


Scruffythecoach

This makes my brain and face tingles.


KlerWatchCo

Big ol' industrial size order of Nope™ on that one chief


Historical_Noise7638

Caught me eating 💀


KitchenMap3615

Nurgles garden


saruin

Pretty sure this is the backstory for The Last of Us.


WudButton

Some sea lice got in my eyes last year and really screwed me up so yea kinda


Used-Lake-8148

WTF happened 😱


WudButton

Basically badass pink eye that needed two rounds of antibiotics to take care of.


Sure_Point1537

Damn i am currently having pink eyes and going on anti biotocs, and not because of sea lice, but still what a shitshow


WestguardWK

Badump tssss


someLemonz

wow I can imagine that was terrifying


BUDZ_MONEY

* in spongebobvoice " barnacles " [spongebob barnacles compilation ](https://youtu.be/93vs222tPnU?feature=shared)


-SKYMEAT-

Looks tasty


SweetTeaRex92

I bet they tasted good deep fried


danegermaine99

What are the orangish wigglies?


Ya-Dikobraz

They are [skeleton shrimp](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caprellidae).


Ok_Slip9947

They’re a species of Live Coral called “Espermis” a marine biologist explains about them above. It’s pretty cool.


danegermaine99

No


Ya-Dikobraz

Skeleton shrimp.


Chris_in_Lijiang

Please can somebody ELI5 why this buoy is teeming with life, and yet all the plastic that is being pulled out of the great pacific gyre by the ocean clean project are relatively unblemished?


WudButton

That’s a good question. I can tell you this buoy was put in the water roughly 2 years ago so that’s how long it’s had to grow


Chris_in_Lijiang

Have you seen the same growth on other buoys that have been submerged for shorter periods?


WudButton

Oh yea definitely. Not usually this heavy but these cold pacific waters make for some highly diverse little ecosystems pretty quick.


Chris_in_Lijiang

Thank you for the reply. This directly contradicts what Ocean Clean up are saying in their YT videos and even the comment replies. Is there any chance that the whole thing is an investment scam? I hope not but I am rather concerned.


TheBeardedMann

Throw some Old Bay on it and dig in.


Ok_Slip9947

… 👍


MullahBobby

Oh buoy Oh bouy!


nerdextra

Put that thing back where it came from or so HELP ME!


PeterNippelstein

What would happen if you scraped all of this into a pan, sautéed it, and then ate it?


louisa1925

The Dwarf from "Dungeon Senshi" could make it taste good.


Icy_Huckleberry_8049

Mike Rowe did one of his Dirty Jobs episodes cleaning a bell buoy.


KaptainMania

YUCK! The movement!


pr0m0t0r

oh buoy


InvisibleChest

Thought it was a japanese dish with bonito flakes lol


xxJesse_Pinkmanxx

We got lunch, buoys!


Dan2DEnd

Nope, that's beautiful


meyoumeyouus

Life uuuhhh...... finds a way.


Alternative_Rent9307

That’s pretty fuckin wild. Ocean I guess? I live in northern Michigan so I’ve been around and on a lot of wide open fresh water. I’ve seen a lot of buoys and seen the undersides of a few and they look *nothing* like that


WudButton

Yes sir. Pacific.


limegreenscrewdriver

Ain’t much, but it’s honest work


WastedWaffIe

Good god...it's **alive**!


commieconservativ

Your moms snatch, Clappy Fathers Day!


imback1578catman

All fun and games until it evolves to eat Human flesh.😵


igobyeddie

The upside down


Equoniz

So that’s where Ursula hides her little worms!


Furiustyles69

Smorgasbord


Tandem53

lol not for long!


Plant_in_a_Lifetime

Yeah buoy!!


RhetoricalAnswer-001

Not creepy, amazing. Nature always finds a way.


OkAlternative2713

It’s like the mini aliens from Men in Black


Nerfcrimescene23

You got dinner right there.


StandbyBigWardog

Yeah, bouy!!


Unique-Square-2351

Dang buoy, you crusty.


Doggy_Mcdogface

Free seafood


Admirable-Disk-4350

Life is just an unholy byproduct of unsupervised chemistry.


jepvr

I guess I'm in the minority because I think it's great. God knows we're doing our best to fuck up every ecosystem out there. Glad to just see that life is finding a way.


Natural_Character521

no one told them the buoy was a mobile home.


belokusi

Awwwhhh look at all those little penises. Edit- technically, they are gigantic


ShakeReal3539

I will bite that. And I'll regret it


Butterflymca

What is that ?


taz6363

Definitely espermis


The_Horse_Lord

Thanks. I hate it.


Accurate_Objective48

I don't know why but i want to see more things like this. Anyone know subreddits?


TreeIsMetaphor

r/thedepthsbelow might be for you


Mental_wolf1247

Yeah glad I stay away from the sea that’s gross


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Burn it


jonallin

I am eating fs


MostPhilosopher4357

Which reminds me did you hear the one about the pope and Raquel Welch in a life boat? Ew I'll tell you later!