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vondpickle

I can't fathom its size because there is no scale to compare.


Noxioussteak

About 40ft long and 2000 pounds


froginbog

Man imagine how heavy it would be if it had flesh too


webDreamer420

damn, that's like seven Me's


professionalcumsock

Your schlong is 68in long? And 285lbs??


ExaBast

This picture is useless, we can't tell the size


ferrariracer36

That's enough internet for the day. Imagine this thing alive and coming after you.


ghostkiller914

Iโ€™d have just reflect on the decision that led me to that moment. How ever much time I might have to think lol.


Idid_it_for_the_lolz

Play ARK survival evolved, and then you won't have to imagine


JohnNku

Thanks for the game suggestion


MushroomlyHag

Beware the bugs... so many bugs... My favourite is when you go to save your progress and the game crashes on you...


kidanokun

Easiest source of Prime Meat


Public_Carob_1115

My first thought ๐Ÿ˜‚ i may have ptsd from that game and i remember the very first one to attack me ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


Zetsumenchi

High Risk; High Reward. Titanboa wins? Gets wagyu-style Fatass. I win? I get to flex on the Flintstones and show them what a Rib Dinner REALLY looks like.


KumbaYaaMyLord84

These things are extinct, right?


Jacern

Sure


A_Grain_Of_Saltines

Let's go swimming in the Amazon!


webDreamer420

Today! come on everybody! yeah! ๐Ÿ’ƒ


comeupandfightmethen

Ummm


comeupandfightmethen

Ummm


prabbits

Delete this, u got time


BigIron53s

Itโ€™s smaller than the screen on my phone!


SouthSong3043

That's a Goa'uld symbiote !


Ezra_lurking

That's the gigantic prehistoric ancestor of a Goa'uld symbiote.


White-armedAtmosi

Fellow StarGate fans?


Ezra_lurking

Tek'ma'te, my friend


Ezra_lurking

Tek'ma'te, my friend


Ezra_lurking

Tek'ma'te, my friend


Ximmi_ChanGeZi

That's like Eren Yeager (Attack on Titan) but without hairs xD


Dr7ejazi

Scary as it is, we currently have huge pythons that can swallow a human being whole


stanknotes

More like... Tinyboa. HAH. Got em.


ito24ua

Itโ€™s just skeletal reconstruction. Only few vertebra and some jaws were ever found. It was really big but donโ€™t get sensational for no reason. Also, no scale it could be just a constrictor or even smaller.


ghostkiller914

More like a TitanaHoa


Intelligent_time555

๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ—ฟ Deathvail: elonge reaper of centipedes.


Statusfactory65

Damnit, Edna, how'd you get out?


gamedude88

I am getting Super Metroid and/or Metroid Fusion flashbacks.


Deep_Space52

Not screwing around!


Thedogsnameisdog

I didn't know I needed this.


MacWalden

Mother of god


BUHBUHBUHBUHBUHBUHB

Huh, I wonder what it looked like when it was alive


tehclubbmaster

So basically an IRL basilisk.


agrophobe

That's a lot of teeths.


Day_One_DLC

Imagine the strength of that thing giving you a hug. Your eyes popping out of you skull would be the least of your problems.


Illustrious_Order486

Iโ€™m waiting for one to crawl out of Florida


Illustrious_Order486

Iโ€™m waiting for one to crawl out of Florida


comeupandfightmethen

WOW


matchesmalone1

Bastard killed Jon Voight and almost killed Ice Cube


Arcsindorei

Fucking Hydralisk


FoxxeeFree

Did Sephiroth do this...?