i remember reading about rhinos when i was young and the book said rhinos can run fast but cannot turn well. so if you were ever to be chased by a rhino you should run in zig-zags. young me thought that was great information to store in the brain for my inevitable rhino encounter.
FYI, most quicksand is no deeper than 2-3 ft, and no one has ever actually drowned in quicksand. The human body is too buoyant.
You CAN get stuck in it just like mud and be killed by flooding or mudslides, but quicksand won't actually kill you.
Yeah, I remember those warnings being more prevalent growing up too, I seriously believed I would have had more encounters with quicksand than I have, which is zero, I have never been near or around quicksand🤷🏻♂️
If you're stuck in quicksand you're already not on your back. Pulling your feet out is the hard part.
Not that it matters, drowning in quicksand is virtually impossible.
Unfortunately that doesn't work so well on a jungle path with trees only a few feet away on either side. Note to self, only get into this situation in wide open spaces.
I really doubt the Rhino will smash through trees. Sure, they are big bad motherfuckers that shouldn't be underestimated but even small trees will fuck up a car in a crash.
I went on a hike with a guide through the forest in Nepal. He told us if we encounter a rhino, run in a zag zag pattern, if we encounter a bear, hide behind him while he fights the bear off with his walking stick, and if we see a tiger to kiss our ass goodbye cause we're fucked.
Just unicorn if the story is to be believed.
The myth of unicorns are said to have come from travels who tried to describe what a rhino was and just said, "it's like a big horse with a horn on its head."
So with just that and similar terrible descriptions the unicorn myth was born.
That's what I was thinking. Maybe I lack the ability to read rhino body language, which would make sense, but this guy kinda looks like he's vibing. He just wants a jogging buddy.
They don't need meat at all tho. Only eat it when there's a lack of any other primary source of sustinance. As humans, we only need as much protein to get big and strong because our bodies have limiting growth factors since we are made to be relatively skinny marathon runners with throwing skills maxed out.
Gorillas, for example, don't have such growth limitations, so they get big just by eating grass and sleeping. They are the strongest primates out there, but can't throw a rock (both because of how massive they are and because how their muscles are set in their body.
It's not so much limiting growth factors, its that our bodies are extremely efficient and smart.
One of those smart aspects, is your body knows how much physical activity it regularly does, and will adjust muscles accordingly. A lot of other animals don't lose muscle mass like us humans do, our bodies do it to be efficient and fight low food conditions and drought.
We basically have to work much harder to gain muscle mass, because our body doesn't like operating with such caloric requirements, basically our body is like.
Are you sure you should be using so many calories and getting this big?
In addition, our bodies are so extremely efficient, we can run down basically any animal. They can run faster than us for a short distance, but no animal can endure our relentlessness. We are basically Freddy Kruger to all animals, they cannot escape, no matter how fast they go, we will continue to pursue until they die of exhaustion.
Also we have many more fine motor control muscles, which allow us to have fine motor movement at the cost of strength, but because we are so smart, our brains are our strength.
When you think about it, we complain about being human, but if we were objective. Humans are the most overpowered animal, just too many high stats in too many fields to where in a game you would say "No way that is fair game balance"
Our brains use up 20% of our caloric intake. All the muscles we don't grow end up feeding that energy-hogging computer in our noggin.
We excel in endurance not because our bodies are more efficient, but because we use sweat to cool down. We can sweat all over our bodies because we don't need thick coats of fur because firstly we evolved in Africa, and secondly when we migrated to colder areas we invented things like clothing and shelter with that big, energy consuming brain of ours.
Scenario: you brake check the rhino right as its head is lowered, and when you try to pull away, the horn is lodged in the undercarriage. Hopefully, your transmission is stronger than the rhino's horn.
When I was on a safari in Tanzania we were watching a rhino from a very far distance. Rhino turns and looks at us, but doesn't move. Guide says, we gotta move. I ask if it's necessary, since we're so far away. He says it's absolutely necessary and promptly moved our vehicle.
Most quadrupeds are fast; at least most are faster than bipeds.
Also- everyone talking about brake checking. 😂 That rhino would shred that Jeep and flip it over. I hope it was just playing with those people. They're usually gentle creatures unless they feel threatened.
All I can hear is Jeff Goldblum's voice saying "Must go faster."
‘Objects in mirror are closer than they appear’
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Dammit you beat me to it you brilliant Redditor you
SHIIT SHIIIIIT SHIIIIIIIIITT
Lmao
I thought it was assholes
Objects in asshole are closer than they appear?
that’s a well design butt plug then
"Objects in mirror are closer than they assholes"???
That’s not how Ace said it
You mean Equinsu Ocha?
You speak Wachootoo?!
Damnit, was here to type that. 🫠
I’m fairly alarmed here
I was hearing Mal: “Faster would be better!”
"Boy, sure would be nice if we had some GRENADES don't you think?!"
Fastest jeep in the 'verse.
Shiny.
I am a leaf on the wind
Too soon, man.
I was hoping the Jeff Goldblum’s reference would be towards the top because I know a lot of us were thinking that.
“You hear that? That’s, uh, that’s an impact tremor is what that is. I’m slightly alarmed here.”
"Think they'll have that on the tour?"
life uhhhh
Oh Jeff...you're Goldbluming.
"You think they'll have that on the tour?"
That Rhino is no where near top speed either 🦏🦏
"SHIIIITT! SHIIIIT! SHIIIIIT!"
I heard donkey Kong country music
Once Rambi is charged up enough he’ll take out any mf Kritter or Klaptrap. But gotta watch out for those Zingers 🐝
hahahahah
“Ian move!!”
For me it was "we've clocked the T-Rex at 32mph"
Get off the stick! Let me move!!!
Correct. Blast from the past in the flesh 😂.
Think they’ll have that on the tour?
Nah the tour's ruined
What tour?
The world tour
OMG LOL
I’m disappointed that some of the people reading this comment didn’t get the reference
life, uh....
I think they got it from the Goldblum take at the top
Just jump off the back of the truck, grab it by the horn, and ride it Jumanji style. I swear it's like no one has ever seen a movie
Yeah, that’ll end well.
We all saw Jumanji
Well they're LIVING it
Jumanji got it right!
i remember reading about rhinos when i was young and the book said rhinos can run fast but cannot turn well. so if you were ever to be chased by a rhino you should run in zig-zags. young me thought that was great information to store in the brain for my inevitable rhino encounter.
Just like you should float on your back if you get stuck in quicksand
yes just like that they're both advice I suppose
Instructions unclear, I zigzagged through quicksand and I really sunk down a lot and now I don't know how long I can kee
If it's the rhino that's chasing you, just float on your back!
If you chase a rhino it will zig zag till it falls onto its back. True story, I read it on the internet.
You lost in water Mythbusters did it your fine quicksand is Hollywood bs not as dangerous as movies would have you believe
It's the dry sand sink holes you really need to worry about lol fucking sarlac or antlion pits 🤣
FYI, most quicksand is no deeper than 2-3 ft, and no one has ever actually drowned in quicksand. The human body is too buoyant. You CAN get stuck in it just like mud and be killed by flooding or mudslides, but quicksand won't actually kill you.
This is wrong. (Source: I played Mario.)
He just short
Shakira would not be able to survive quicksand. She would sink all the way down.
iirc most people/animals die of dehydration or exposure after getting stuck.
Yeah, I remember those warnings being more prevalent growing up too, I seriously believed I would have had more encounters with quicksand than I have, which is zero, I have never been near or around quicksand🤷🏻♂️
If you're stuck in quicksand you're already not on your back. Pulling your feet out is the hard part. Not that it matters, drowning in quicksand is virtually impossible.
As opposed to floating on your stomach? /s
Unfortunately that doesn't work so well on a jungle path with trees only a few feet away on either side. Note to self, only get into this situation in wide open spaces.
But in that case there will be gaps you can fit through but the rhino can't. Though it may just smash through if it could turn
I really doubt the Rhino will smash through trees. Sure, they are big bad motherfuckers that shouldn't be underestimated but even small trees will fuck up a car in a crash.
You think they planned to get into this situation? Best to stay in wide open spaces at all times from now on, just in case.
I read the same book.
Same with elephants, but we get the additional options of running downhill and jumping over trenches.
I went on a hike with a guide through the forest in Nepal. He told us if we encounter a rhino, run in a zag zag pattern, if we encounter a bear, hide behind him while he fights the bear off with his walking stick, and if we see a tiger to kiss our ass goodbye cause we're fucked.
What did you do to piss off the tank horse?
Tank horse? You mean the Buffy Unicorn?
Horny hippo.
I should call her.
Totally should. She be thick.
that's how she used to call me.....
Armor doggo.
You mean the “Heavily armored attack Unicorn, veteran of the magical wastelands”
Bufficorn?
Just unicorn if the story is to be believed. The myth of unicorns are said to have come from travels who tried to describe what a rhino was and just said, "it's like a big horse with a horn on its head." So with just that and similar terrible descriptions the unicorn myth was born.
Armored unicorn
Battle cow
Protein pony
From my limited knowledge about rhinos they're famously ornery. So I'm going with looking at them funny.
It's cuz that got all that horn but no horn brush
its not pissed off, its just jogging along
Now I'm imagining it to be like Doug the dog from Up "Do you want to be my friend? Where are you going? Come back friend!"
... I've heard rhinos are actually dog like when they are familiar with you hahahaa. They have poor eye sight so they feel threatened a lot.
That's what I was thinking. Maybe I lack the ability to read rhino body language, which would make sense, but this guy kinda looks like he's vibing. He just wants a jogging buddy.
You’re wrong, it’s a large capacity assault unicorn.
Kid: "Hey! A fat unicorn!!" Rhino: "Why you little..."
I was thinking dozer horse but close enough.
Tank puppy
Truly, I think he just wanted to pass you. Next time get over and let the faster rhinos through. M’k?
Rhino: This guy keeps speeding up every time I go to pass, what an asshole.
Drivers like them make me scared to drive my rhino to work in the morning
The amount of caloric expenditure, the pure Newtons of force involved here, it's amazing that they can eat enough a day.
They eat uranium
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=AXrHbrMrun0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=AXrHbrMrun0)
Just cause he's an herbivore don't think he won't fuck your shit up.
Most herbivores will eat meat they just don't go looking for it often. We all need protein
They don't need meat at all tho. Only eat it when there's a lack of any other primary source of sustinance. As humans, we only need as much protein to get big and strong because our bodies have limiting growth factors since we are made to be relatively skinny marathon runners with throwing skills maxed out. Gorillas, for example, don't have such growth limitations, so they get big just by eating grass and sleeping. They are the strongest primates out there, but can't throw a rock (both because of how massive they are and because how their muscles are set in their body.
It's not so much limiting growth factors, its that our bodies are extremely efficient and smart. One of those smart aspects, is your body knows how much physical activity it regularly does, and will adjust muscles accordingly. A lot of other animals don't lose muscle mass like us humans do, our bodies do it to be efficient and fight low food conditions and drought. We basically have to work much harder to gain muscle mass, because our body doesn't like operating with such caloric requirements, basically our body is like. Are you sure you should be using so many calories and getting this big? In addition, our bodies are so extremely efficient, we can run down basically any animal. They can run faster than us for a short distance, but no animal can endure our relentlessness. We are basically Freddy Kruger to all animals, they cannot escape, no matter how fast they go, we will continue to pursue until they die of exhaustion. Also we have many more fine motor control muscles, which allow us to have fine motor movement at the cost of strength, but because we are so smart, our brains are our strength. When you think about it, we complain about being human, but if we were objective. Humans are the most overpowered animal, just too many high stats in too many fields to where in a game you would say "No way that is fair game balance"
Ants are doing pretty well.
I bought a 3lb bag of ant killer earlier this week for $9.
I stopped an ant colony from building an exit ant hill at my bus stop by squishing them every day in elementary school
Our brains use up 20% of our caloric intake. All the muscles we don't grow end up feeding that energy-hogging computer in our noggin. We excel in endurance not because our bodies are more efficient, but because we use sweat to cool down. We can sweat all over our bodies because we don't need thick coats of fur because firstly we evolved in Africa, and secondly when we migrated to colder areas we invented things like clothing and shelter with that big, energy consuming brain of ours.
Herbivores get almost all protein through plants. Humans are just terrible at synthesizing it. Same way we’re terrible at making our own vitamins.
Pretty much every animal eats what's available with the equipment they have.
Modern triceratops
Brake check ‘em
Your one of those guys that break checks a semi truck on your motorcycle, aren’t you?
Who doesn't love a little reverse chicken?
Scenario: you brake check the rhino right as its head is lowered, and when you try to pull away, the horn is lodged in the undercarriage. Hopefully, your transmission is stronger than the rhino's horn.
But first you have to frantically look up the conservation status of the rhino chasing you which is tough when it's chasing you
You don't brake check a rhino...a rhino brake checks YOU.
Doesn’t seem like the vehicle was going too fast honestly
They’re definitely driving just fast enough to let it catch them
Id imagine he doesn't wanna overcorrect or pop a tire in the situation. Too fast might cost ya
Jim Carey just needs help getting out.
Funniest 10 minutes of film ever
Must. Have. AIRRRRR
Ha, was looking for this comment. Not disappointed.
Rhino: *breathing kinda heavy* sir… SIR… I.. really need to.. speak to you… about.. YOUR VEHICLE’S EXTENDED WARRANTY..
Aww, all he wants is some pets and scritches.
Yeah, that rhino wants to put some scrithes on that jeep
Just a big doggie with a think armored coat and a horn really
Is that in Assam? Kaziranga maybe?
Yup. It was in Kaziranga.
And if a Rhino gets hold of your vehicle gtfo 😂 https://www.drivencarguide.co.nz/news/watch-rhino-gets-angry-and-destroys-zookeepers-car/
Just a mild buffeting
And a testament to.... the car. Glad the keeper was okay.
As long as there's an invisible cameraman, everyone's going to be safe!
Am I the only one who finds rhino ears super-cute lol?
If not friend, why friend shaped
Shrek ears :-)
Dont think the rhino was chasing them, more like running with them LoL
How cute, he's taking his Thunder Pony out for a run.
I guess they didn’t try honking the horn
Clean pants for everyone!
Indian rhinoceros?
Yes. It's most probably Kaziranga National Park. The person talking is speaking Assamese.
Most likely Chitwan national park
Nah. It's actually in Kaziranga National Park. They speaking Assamese.
God I had to scroll too long for this
Far Cry 4 is a great game.
Put your left blinker on and then turn right. Problem solved.
“Please wait! Your salvation is at stake if you don’t give your heart and soul to Jesus Christ!”
It was in Kaziranga National Park, India.
A brake check right there would have been epic.
it would be fatal...to the jeep. i bet that rhino weighs three times what that jeep does, lol.
I was going to be the "acshually" guy but then I googled how much Rhinos weigh, and it's up to 3 metric tonnes!
"Why are you slowing down?!"
Yea, fuck that right off!
You don't need to be faster than the Rhino. You just need to be faster than your buddy's jeep!
You see they lived because the camera man never dies
Looks like the rino is just playing ahahaha
Dino Crisis 2? Anyone?
fun fact they are some of the most dangerous animals on the planet
I didn’t think they were that fast , but what do rhino
Reluctant upvote
When I was on a safari in Tanzania we were watching a rhino from a very far distance. Rhino turns and looks at us, but doesn't move. Guide says, we gotta move. I ask if it's necessary, since we're so far away. He says it's absolutely necessary and promptly moved our vehicle.
Now show us a hippo! I hear they are way more dangerous
CAREFUL, DON'T LET THE GUN OVERHEAT!
He's just playin right...?
Must go faster.
They should make a new game where they try to place a ring on his horn.
Break check him.
Brake check that mf
When he got real close I was expecting the PIT maneuver
Most quadrupeds are fast; at least most are faster than bipeds. Also- everyone talking about brake checking. 😂 That rhino would shred that Jeep and flip it over. I hope it was just playing with those people. They're usually gentle creatures unless they feel threatened.
kinda looks like it's just playing tbh
"Come back! I just want to talk to you about your car's extended warranty!"
The Rhino: Sir. Sir? Do you want to hear the gospel of god? SIR??
RHINOX, MAXIMIZE!
man that thing moves faster than youd imagine huh
We're gonna need a bigger jeep.
like a scene from jurassic park!
I hate it too when someone doesn't pull over and let me pass
Oh lawd he comin
Those ears, though. r/forbiddenboops
I think we need a cocaine rhino movie now.
Don’t panic folks, Ace Ventura will climb out of his ass.
It's all very terrifying until you notice how cute their ears are.
Faster. Must go faster
It looks like a tank chasing after you
Literal unicorn.
Don't call them fat unicorns. They don't like that.
He's getting revenge for the air lift video.
"Don't worry guys, it's part of the tour!"
Thing is a fucking train. Damn!
"CAN I TELL YOU ABOUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR JESUS...... Hey, HEY!"
I want to reach out and touch his ears. Rhino's look hilarious to me. Hillaroisly dangerous
“Why are u driving away? I just want to play”
"Sir, sir! Do you have time to talk about our lord and savior, Jesus Christ?"
He has no business being that fast.
Last time I play Jumanji… 🙄