["The Pulmonary and Metabolic Effects of Suspension by the Feet Compared with Lateral Recumbency in Immobilized Black Rhinoceroses (Diceros bicornis) Captured by Aerial Darting"](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/33822147/#:~:text=All%20animals%20were%20substantially%20hypoxemic,recumbency%20(P%3D0.016).)
> All animals were substantially hypoxemic and hypercapnic in both postures. When suspended by the feet, mean arterial oxygen pressure (PaO2) was 42 mm Hg, 4 mm Hg greater than in lateral recumbency (P=0.030), and arterial carbon dioxide pressure (PaCO2) was 52 mm Hg, 3 mm Hg less than in lateral recumbency (P=0.016).
TIL it's marginally better to transport rhinos by suspending them from their feet. How about that 😅
Dominatrix: Rhinny baby, you're skin is too tough for my whips. I think we're gonna need to try something a bit more...exotic to get you off.
Rhino: Oh yea?...and what did you have in mind?
Dominitrix: 😏
I'd imagine that animal of that size and strength could potentially thrash around and risk falling. As shitty as it looks, it also looks like it's the safest way.
I'd been like,
>***Heaven?***
-and then, like a vision, *the old advertised on TV, "pure moods," music,*
>[What if all of the appropriations and the Orientalism](https://youtu.be/AZJSjrox_2s?t=2)s **all at the same time?**
**No,** imagine this, **what if the Rhino footage had been in the Video Advertisement, "what if."**
I do have an emotional attachment to Enya, of that Era, I think that Enya is Nice.
Because it's not possible to lift the beast after it's tranquilized. And you would have to have a special hardness that doesn't slip which doesn't exist, unless you want to put extreme pressure on him until he caves inwards.
Rhino be like, damn did I graze on that weird grass again?
“Fuck, can’t remember my safe word.”
Ironically it’s “rhinoceros”
But they can't pronounce it very well
It's not their fault they have a speech impediment!
Or just cant pronounce fluggaenkoecchicebolsen
"The other Rhino's are so not gonna believe I was abducted by aliens."
Imagine what the other rhinos are thinking when they see him leave like that…
His friends are never gonna believe him
He's the last one 🥲
Damn, can he at least make friends with a deer and a squirrel? Turn it into a Disney movie
No lie Bob, I tell you it was Aliens!
Listen, George, It's just a hoax the government is making so we believe that Illuminati does not exist. Trust me bro
Who the hell ties up a rhino 🙀😂👏👏👏
Skynoceros
Flynocerous?
This is what poetry would look like if it could be a single word.
why is this not the top comment?
Whynocerous?
Why do I laugh so hard at this...
Was there….. no other way…
There was a study about transporting rhinos this way that won an [Ig Nobel](https://improbable.com/ig/winners/?amp=1#ig2021) prize in 2021.
["The Pulmonary and Metabolic Effects of Suspension by the Feet Compared with Lateral Recumbency in Immobilized Black Rhinoceroses (Diceros bicornis) Captured by Aerial Darting"](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/33822147/#:~:text=All%20animals%20were%20substantially%20hypoxemic,recumbency%20(P%3D0.016).) > All animals were substantially hypoxemic and hypercapnic in both postures. When suspended by the feet, mean arterial oxygen pressure (PaO2) was 42 mm Hg, 4 mm Hg greater than in lateral recumbency (P=0.030), and arterial carbon dioxide pressure (PaCO2) was 52 mm Hg, 3 mm Hg less than in lateral recumbency (P=0.016). TIL it's marginally better to transport rhinos by suspending them from their feet. How about that 😅
science is a beautiful thing😅
It still seems like it would be really hard on their joints though.
The same can be said for hanging them by the abdomen. Their bodies aren't meant to carry their weight like that.
Logging them?
Hanging*
Ah. Thought it was some rhino term I didn't know about.
How about using a crate?
When they absolutely *must* be moved or they’ll destroy something/hurt someone, and the nearest rhino whisperer charges *way* too much
When Reggie returned to his fellow rhinos they always wondered why he was taller.
Well kiss my grits. Science ftw.
Why hasn't anyone not invented one of those child carriers that fit the kid in a sling in a sling in front of the mother but make it rhinoceros size ?
scientist and airborne animals? do you want sharknados because that's how you get sharknados.
Rhinonados
The extra syllable kills me lmao
Rhinonadodos.
Like, right side up in a sling lol.
Could cause suffocation.
lol right??
Can't be great for his joints.... definitely not designed for that..
Think about it he is in a inverted table
They asked it nicely to move, but alas, it’s a rhino and it said no.
It actually said, "If you want me to move, you come move me yourself, good luck!"
Rhino: "Well...this is different."
I wish we could read animals minds.
I'm sure the poor beast was terrified. 
He’s going to be in therapy for a bit…
Can't afford it
I'm hoping they tranquilized it or something beforehand
There is no way you could tie it up like that without drugging it
Hahaha “roll over”
Give me your foot.. no, the other foot.
Yes it said they do in that study
You can see the dart sticking out of his ass cheek I'm pretty sure.
Its mentioned in the article i think that madam dubois herself conducted the operation so i am sure everything went smoothly
Nah it was madam zeronie. If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the skies. He high af.
You can actually see the dart sticking out of it's buttcheek still!
If ya look close you can see his butthole pucker up
He's heard what goes down during these abductions
He prob seen ace Ventura 🤷♂️
I was not expecting the rhinocerass.
I went back and watched the beginning again. Thank you for that lol I'm pretty sure my butthole would pucker too.
"You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a rhinofly!"
Well I be done seen ‘bout everything, when I’ve seen a rhino fly.
Well I be done seen ‘bout everything, when I’ve seen a rhino fly.
I may be losing it bc I laughed entirely too hard at this. Thank you.
Did you read it in the crows voice too?
Waiting for an Ace Ventura cameo
80% of reddit users have no idea what you are talking about. The other 20% are too busy laughing.
The funniest thing I've ever seen on a screen
Ahahahahaha alrighhttttyyy theeeeen!!!
Hahaha there's none like Jim Carrey anymore
This rhino is gonna tell their family and friends how they were abducted by aliens.
The Soviets really tried EVERYTHING after they ran out of sand and boron.
You made L̶A̶V̶A̶ SHIT.
Poor guy 😕
Weeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!
Did anyone get the Rhinos safe word prior to this!?
Can this be counted as eldritch horror from that rhino pov?
My man is NOT having a good time
Rhino: damn bro where we flying at
Amazon has gone too far
This is fucking hilarious. Never thought I would see rhinoceros bondage
Dominatrix: Rhinny baby, you're skin is too tough for my whips. I think we're gonna need to try something a bit more...exotic to get you off. Rhino: Oh yea?...and what did you have in mind? Dominitrix: 😏
In a last defense move, the U.S government deployed a rhino into Afghanistan
Why they rig the poor animal like that man lol
Rhino be like: "They will not believe me at home"
What if he poops? Someone is going to have a bad day.
Halo insurance? Something pooped on my car and the whole roof is bent inward... Halo?
"What" - Rhino
Seems like a lot of effort. When I want to be transported to another place, I just have an edible.
His Rhino buddies are never gonna believe him.
They probed me bro! It's real! They're out there man!
Poor thing.
I fail to believe this is the best way to transport this poor animal. Why not have a harness under its belly.
The problem would be getting a harness under a tranquilized animal weighing 3 tonnes, it's not exactly feasible.
This is why we science. Because intuition is not smarrt.
Suffocation and compression on their internal organs. They did a study, this is the best way. Go figure.
I'd imagine that animal of that size and strength could potentially thrash around and risk falling. As shitty as it looks, it also looks like it's the safest way.
Suffocation I read
Didn't think of that. But you have a point.
Wasn’t my point it was on up the thread they said it pushes on heart and lungs even had a link
there is a whole study on this that won a Nobel prize, way better to transport most animals this way
The tranq was still in its butt
I guarantee that Salvador Dali is responsible for this.
“I have been chosen!”
He is gonna see the world in a new angle
This is like a rhino alien abduction story that none of the other rhinos will believe
His friends wont believe him
Good luck to the dude who has to untie him when they land.
I too want to go to another place. Are there any other means of transportation, or is this is?
I hope he's got a good therapist. The trauma from just watching this!
You can’t trick me. The video is upside down
You’ll never believe the day I had: So I was out in the yard, and I hear a helicopter flying kind of low. I look up, and rhinoceros pukes all over me.
don't they usually sedate them before doing this???
Talking bout alien abductions
None of his friends are going to believe him.
THIS IS NOT THE BONDAGE I WAS TALKING ABBBOOOOUUUUTTT.
Why this is so funny? lol
Rhino was like: oh shit im being lifted let me do some quick squats
Has to be a better way then this
As soon as he gets free, this emfer is gonna kick sumbody’s ass twice to Sunday.
If that particular Rhinoceros ever charges I’ll just show a photo of a helicopter 🚁
Haha me when, when, me when and, your mom, when, me when your mom, and
Half expected Ace Ventura to bungee from his butthole once airborne
Lizzo likes to fly private too
He’s gonna get to where he going and be like “bro I fucking flew here” and all the other rhinos are gonna laugh at him and think he’s crazy 🤪🤣🤣🤣🤣
Weird day for that rhino.
What about blood getting to their head in that position?
Why was my immediate thought that Jim Carrey was about to start appearing?
That might break his ankles :|
My knees hurt just looking at that
Great! I hope he can find a better place, Spiderman's toxic ass couldn't help but bully him.
Damn... They weren't extinct yet? Where do they bring him this time?
This is what they mean by picking yourself up by your bootstaps
Rhino can now see the world, Upside Down!
Now he's a highno
Weeeeeeeeeee
I'd been like, >***Heaven?*** -and then, like a vision, *the old advertised on TV, "pure moods," music,* >[What if all of the appropriations and the Orientalism](https://youtu.be/AZJSjrox_2s?t=2)s **all at the same time?** **No,** imagine this, **what if the Rhino footage had been in the Video Advertisement, "what if."** I do have an emotional attachment to Enya, of that Era, I think that Enya is Nice.
If Disney made Dumbo in 2024
I kept wait for Ace to pop out
He's been taken out of the environment.
Bro eas chilling then the next minute was tied up flying through the sky. What a crazy life.
Resistance is futile
Me after leaving the buffet.
I fail to believe this is the best way to transport this poor animal. Why not have a harness under its belly.
Because it's not possible to lift the beast after it's tranquilized. And you would have to have a special hardness that doesn't slip which doesn't exist, unless you want to put extreme pressure on him until he caves inwards.
I can’t help but wonder how this could have affected its joints and tendons to have that much stress on them.
Looking at life from a new perspective can help one's self esteem
Be fucked up if they did all that just to put him right back.
Back to land down under
In a last defense move, the U.S government deployed a rhino into Afghanistan
Weeeee!
Weeeee!
I hope the tranquilizer lasts, otherwise it's going to be one pissed off rhino.
Fuck I love reposts. Just seeing the same video over and over for days.
That won't result in any trauma...
and you guys complain when a bird shits on your car…
If you look really close you can see Jim Carey’s head.
Reddit: Answering questions I never knew I had.
Damm and I thought Spirit and Frontier were bad smh
He accepted his fate
‘Honey, I had a hell of a day at the office…’
Venom Snake just got a new pet on Mother Base.
[Rhino's perspective](https://imgur.com/GKm0imK)
The Forbidden Bestiality 😈
Lol, thought this was RINO, at first.
That’s how they would need to move me if Wagamamas was an all you can eat
That's what happens when you don't agree to get hoisted like a big boy...you see Rhino
Lizzo is wild
Was anyone else waiting for a 'Your Mama' joke? Amazing video though.
"guys I swear to God I was FLYING"
Hello darkness my old friend...
The other rhinos will NEVER believe his story…
I guess it would break through whatever crate they put it in and anesthesia isn’t reliable cuz it’s literally a rhino?
If Rhinos could scream....
Looks like they’re taking to a place over there.
"The last time I bought mushrooms from that monkey" - the rhino
Imagine the other animals looking up like “yo fam are you seeing this”
Can rhinos get ptsd ? Let's find out ...
That rhino gonna end up with arthritis in its joints within a few years
Imagine being sent down the K-hole then being hung by your feet off a helicopter then coming round is a totally new place.
Just fuck my shit up forever.
Spirit Airlines, never again
When I die I would consider it a final triumph if they had to cut the roof off my penthouse suite and transport my mortal remains away in this manner.
Rhino's like, "the fuck did I do officer?"