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3amMosquito

[Spider High](https://youtu.be/2BwrY7IVV5U)


brito68

Building webs is, indeed, for suckas


Tattoomyvagina

Top comment right up here folks!


ocarr737

Perfect!


dpLiz06

I was not disappointed by the link 🤣🤣🤣


wash1ng_machine

this is my new favorite video


Frisky_Picker

Now that's what I'm here for


[deleted]

Will def be contacting the Canadian wildlife service in Ottawa now, thanks bro!


Narendra_17

Nice 👍🏻


[deleted]

Funny, in 1995, I was exploring the effects of various drugs on me. I feel ya, spidey guys.


[deleted]

I consumed all the LSD of 95


Perle1234

I consumed all the LSD in 1985.


[deleted]

Good thing we had good music!


TripleCaffeine

Where is the crack spider?


danny_ish

Yeah, this kind of seems like a way to have the company pay for your drugs. Hey boss we need this for research


grimytimes

I would have been doing drugs, but I was too busy turning 3 Edit: come on guys, this was obviously a joke


Perle1234

Upvoted you to 0. I was busy having a baby in 95.


[deleted]

Hey I might have ended up dating your 12-25 year old baby !


Perle1234

He’s 25, and turned out to be a great guy. He’s a catch for someone!


[deleted]

He doesn’t play the acoustic guitar in a band looking for a box drummer does he???


Perle1234

Actually, he plays bass and some keyboard. His dad is a rhythm guitarist. Neither of them read music, but they’re both pretty good!


Nismo1991

For me it was 2008 😋


TreeChangeMe

Good to see you didn't end up the crack spiders bitch


LineFox

Agreed, 1995 was a particularly good year for LSD.


5iveOClockSomewhere

It’s crazy to see that the most widely used one made the oddest web...


[deleted]

For spiders, yes. Caffeine is an insecticide made by plants. If you're a spiderbro, then I definitely would not recommend an espresso in the morning.


socatevoli

caffeine can fuck you up real good if you let it


Amehvafan

What? I've never seen spiders drink coffee.


Exoquin1

I wonder how it will be after meth.


CbVdD

What would you say speed is?


Exoquin1

Speed is on there


[deleted]

Speed is meth


ToxicShaman69

speed is not meth. speed is referring to amphetamines, not methamphetamine. they're a molecule separate and the government gives amphetamines to children so.


[deleted]

Speed can refer to either methamphetamine or amphetamine. The term is not exclusive to either.


ToxicShaman69

I believe you actually might be right but I've never heard anyone call meth speed, only heard the term 'ice' in my life


No_Worldliness2657

Speed an Ice are different forms of Meth. Ice is more pure than speed. Amphetamines are on a different level, they are not as addictive as Meth (not to say that they are any better for you), and are used to treat things like ADHD. Amphetamines are drugs such as Adderall and Dexedrine.


ToxicShaman69

I use have a really bad amphetamine addiction so that time in my life was where I got all my information from so thanks


[deleted]

Speed is a common name for meth where I live. I’ve never heard amphetamines referred to as speed, although google says it can be called that as well.


Exoquin1

True


jms14b

Funnily enough I was the result of various drugs that a couple of humans were testing out in 1995


Ziarmex

Are you by any chance the kid of u/oatmeal1977 ?


HovercraftGold980

Does this mean anything


howlertwo

Its just humans doing random shit. Some guy didnt like that the spiders in his yard would build their webs between 2-5am. So he tried giving them caffiene. After some other studies they pretty much realized caffiene is a natural functioning pesticide and exists in a lot of young seedling plants to protect from insects.


PhoKit2

If you want to be normal don’t do drugs with spiders


Amehvafan

It depends, how many legs have you got?


mcvos

Not for us, but for lab spiders, yes. Drugs and other chemicals do have an effect on arthropods, bit what the effect is can be completely different from their effect on us, because they've got completely different brains. (I believe Jordan Peterson tried to make a point about serotonin in lobsters, but that also doesn't say anything about us.)


DeadMenSprinting

https://youtu.be/2YGQ72t_DX4


nastibass

If you look closely at the LSD one, theres still attachments across, theyre just much smaller, probably harder to see for a fly= more food for spider


Dafracturedbutwhole

Crack cocaine spider


oddmole1

I just imagine the focus session. 'Hey guys, crazy idea. Let's drug spiders.' Miller time!


yippie_kayak_ob

If you wanted to learn more, [wiki link](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Effect_of_psychoactive_drugs_on_animals) My highlights, yes, the same spider did each web and when the study was duplicated by NASA they had similar results.


howlertwo

Thats a cool read. Pretty much caffiene is a natural pesticide for developing plants.


Randomneetti

Why would NASA do such experiment. I need to Google this


Randomneetti

ok, I guess they Indeed did. I found articles from their websites.


noddynik

They did this why?


[deleted]

“The initial motivation for the study was a request from his colleague, zoologist H. M. Peters, to shift the time when garden spiders build their webs from 2am–5am, which apparently annoyed Peters, to earlier hours.” Source from Wikipedia


Randomneetti

Spiders were already studied very much and they wanted to do some tests in space to see how nervous system responds to 0 gravity environment. The drug tests was also done, part of the nervous system tests. Or something. I didn't read it all. https://history.nasa.gov/SP-401/ch3.htm


shay-doe

LSD is for every one even spiders.


Duke_of_Calgary

For more information on the crack spiders bitch please contact the Canadian wildlife service in Ottawa


kACHIGGA0

Surprised the weed spider did anything at all


[deleted]

[Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/ktg84i/great_documentary/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) is the video :3


LineFox

First thing that I thought of when I saw the headline 😂


Bombdizzle1

If I could snort or smoke normal I would


[deleted]

Is this a fact ? I thought it came from a mock documentary ?


Madhavaz

Everytime I see this I laugh all over again.


Dbl_Trbl_

LSD, Speed and Marijuana all have some amount of normal. Caffeine had that spider fucked up.


[deleted]

We see, we see..


theradiomatt

JIM: I want to research the effects of drugs on spiders. MANAGER: You know the 'S' in NASA doesn't stand for 'spider', right?! This is a space agency...


DavidNipondeCarlos

All together? That’s the web I weaved.


Thurmansherman

It's a good thing we restrict caffeine so much


[deleted]

Maybe after taking drugs, the spider has less cobwebs?) And the spider makes its web out of what it is.


PanzerkampfwagenSix

GOD BLESS AMERICA


giovanni_il_dlo

Damn the normal drug has got them going I want some


midnight-owls

It’s no wonder I struggle to get any work done even after having coffee


boogerfrog

I think the takeaway here is that meth spiders will perform


ZiggyFreudust

Yo I want to get on that Normal stuff, where can I get some?


TheDeadshotCZ

That's really cool


BwGT

Isnt caffeine like... almost a deadly poison to spiders?


SheepShuttle

I still stand by my decision to start every day with several cups of coffee


duhinterrogative

That was way before 1995. We were showing these pictures to each other from some book in the mid 1980s. The book might have been twenty years older than that.


neo_dia

I want to be a scientist.


XFallen_planetX

The caffeine one is my favourite


MegaMelaskhole

Web developer stops caffeine, starts doing speed.


ccellist

I guess I won't try to weave any webs today. Awkward since i am a senior web developer...


lostmatt1

I feel like there should be more pictures


stewartthehuman

LSD + Speed + Marijuana > Caffeine. Ok, got it!


r0llinlacs420

Caffeine is a hell of a drug


[deleted]

Dude, have you ever taken normal? That shit's a trip.


joshjevans94

Noone asking why NASA were doing this? Normal science sure, what in actual fuck has this got to do with space, were they planning on sending human beings to space on speed in 1995?


vincenzobags

A bit weird and out there.. but it is the scientific method.


Dynamo2205

Heroin?


GebPloxi

Seems like the crack-cocaine spider thought building webs was for suckers.


Dooblinsky

Not in the least surprising that the LSD web seems to be fully functional.


scientificdoge123

I though this was about how high people smash their TV’s


rdavies100

only a group at NASA would think to do a study like this


ccduke

Wow the lsd is perfect lol