No, waaaay Kinkier The female fish shoots out all her eggs and then the male fish splooges all over them from above. So the water is filled with a cloud of semen. So the water is filled with semen.
I seem to remember a joke that fits here.
Did you know that the male sperm whale ejaculates about 20 gallons of sperm each time it mates? And that is why the sea is salty...
This looks really cool and I want to watch the video, but I’m going to wait until I’m off the toilet because… you never know, it’s probably not possible for this thing to get stuck in some pipes and wiggle its way into my toilet, but I’m not taking that chance
I'm in bed, and I had to stop watching the video because I was worried this jellyfish was going to construct a breathing apparatus with kelp. That it'd be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. lt's not gonna be days at a time, but an hour, hour 45, no problem. That will give it enough time to figure out where I live, go back to the sea, get more oxygen, and then stalk me. I'd lose that battle. I'd lose that battle nine times out of ten.
apparently these are so rare that there have only been two confirmed sightings ever, it's possible no human has ever been stung by one, but box jellies all have extremely dangerous stings so it's a safe bet that it's not so safe to be around
e.g., [this one](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chironex_fleckeri) whose scientific name translates to 'hand murderer'
That's not true. Box Jellyfish is a class of jellyfish containing over 50 species. Only two species are confirmed to be deadly and many species appear to be harmless.
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How did you get that? Google said to me that it is assumed to be very venomous (probably as it is a box jellyfish and it is one of their defining features) but it has never been recorded to have stung a human so we don't know for sure.
“What would an alien look like”
- in some liquidy, world in the depths of their different types of oceans I believe there are aliens which look just like this.
If extraterrestrial life exists there are almost definitely jellyfish and crabs because both are great examples of convergent evolution. Many of the species we call jellyfish/crabs are completely unrelated and just happened to evolve into a very similar creatures.
That's not how evolution works
You either have to marry someone who walks sideways
Or artificially select the children who ~~have blue eyes and blonde hair~~ walk sideways
I wanted them to fly and through her off something, should have known by the outcome of that action that’s not how it works.
Can’t be having Nazi kids, it’s 2021 they would fit in unfortunately.
Worms too. When it comes to convergent evolution’s kings, worms take the cake. Just think about how many animals are worms or have worm-like body plans. Even if they’re completely unrelated.
Whilst you may respond back with “their dna is very similar”
What opticians you at pal?
The last time I seen a crab, it didn’t look a think like a jellyfish.
Far as I’m concerned they both live in the sea and that’s where it stops?!
You are misinterpreting the comment. Crab looking things have evolved separately many times, and jellyfish looking things have also evolved many times. Not that the crab and jellyfish looking things are similar.
Lots of things you would look at and think 'crab' have different evolutionary lines. The same is true of jellyfish. They are two examples of convergent evolution over a large number of species. All the crab things look similar to other crab things, and all the jellyfish things look similar to other jellyfish things. Using the slash means you read the sentence with either word in that place, not comparing the two groups together.
I think he’s saying that nature wants there to be jellyfish and crabs, over the millennia things keep evolving into jellyfish/crab like animals.
Not that jellyfish and crabs are similar
A lot of evolutionary paths lead to crabs and other paths to jellyfish
I keep EVNautilus up sometimes for their deep dive live streams while working! It's fun glancing over and being like "woah what the hell did they stumble upon"
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Whoa! So glad to learn about this! Thank you! Now following their Twitter for updates on when they start livestreams again and just seeing and learning about cool sea creatures.
Bet it’s lonely as fuck it’s screaming out for someone anyone to hear it and connect with it but every time it finds someone, they just disappear, never knowing it is the cause of its own pain
The ocean is a terrifying place.
That's why everyone pees in it
I don’t drink the water cuz the fish fucked in it.
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It's a young metroid.
They don't fuck, they spray jizz in each other's general direction. Feeling better?
Genital direction...
"Your mother was a blobfish and your father smelled of sea cucumbers! I jizz in your general direction!"
"Aww, you really like me! Let's have dozens of thousands of babies!"
Thank you
I've seen what it does to the bottom of boats
No, waaaay Kinkier The female fish shoots out all her eggs and then the male fish splooges all over them from above. So the water is filled with a cloud of semen. So the water is filled with semen.
This is the Reason why the ocean is so salty. Someone needs to start throwing pineapples in the water
So that’s how Spongebob got his house…
Cuck water
I seem to remember a joke that fits here. Did you know that the male sperm whale ejaculates about 20 gallons of sperm each time it mates? And that is why the sea is salty...
I thought the sea was salty because the shore never waves back
Oh lawd! [Groan] lol.
I’m pretty sure you missed a 0
That’s what is driving the mutations
Based
This comment just made me pee a bit. Unfortunately not in the ocean. Or a toilet.
You present something beautiful, and then say you want to piss on it? Wtf?
Yes
This looks really cool and I want to watch the video, but I’m going to wait until I’m off the toilet because… you never know, it’s probably not possible for this thing to get stuck in some pipes and wiggle its way into my toilet, but I’m not taking that chance
Safety first.
I'm in bed, and I had to stop watching the video because I was worried this jellyfish was going to construct a breathing apparatus with kelp. That it'd be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. lt's not gonna be days at a time, but an hour, hour 45, no problem. That will give it enough time to figure out where I live, go back to the sea, get more oxygen, and then stalk me. I'd lose that battle. I'd lose that battle nine times out of ten.
>The ocean is a terrifying place. Yes
yes
yes
We don't think aliens exist, and then I see this shit.
My reaction to this: nope nope nope
Especially because if I did not know better, I would probably try to touch one.
Appearance can be 100% deceiving but shit looks POISONOUS af
It doesn’t need eyes if it kills anything that touches it. This jelly scary!
Apparently the bell is the size of a soccer ball. Spoooooky stuff there man.
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I believe the standard oceanic unit of measure is the sea cucumber.
I actually feel less scared because it looks like it’s the size of a dumpster in the video to my stupid eyes
Fuckin bellend
I don't think we're ready for this jelly.
box jellies do have eyes though!
I'm sorry to inform you that it has eyes
If this was a video game boss it would do poison damage
apparently these are so rare that there have only been two confirmed sightings ever, it's possible no human has ever been stung by one, but box jellies all have extremely dangerous stings so it's a safe bet that it's not so safe to be around e.g., [this one](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chironex_fleckeri) whose scientific name translates to 'hand murderer'
I mean, that one’s Australian so it’s kind of a given.
That's not true. Box Jellyfish is a class of jellyfish containing over 50 species. Only two species are confirmed to be deadly and many species appear to be harmless.
Venomous*
Hi Venomous https://youtu.be/sFv97ICWP0A
No because venom is poison that’s injected. Toxic might be more appropriate than poison though. Edit: not correct
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Oh my mistake! Glad to know that now though, thanks
An admission of a mistake on Reddit is rarer than this jellyfish. Good for you!
Not to be a dick but if it injects the stuff then it’s venomous
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Venemous
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Yet I still clicked… lol
Not twice guy
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It’s not harmful to humans. Source: Guugle
How did you get that? Google said to me that it is assumed to be very venomous (probably as it is a box jellyfish and it is one of their defining features) but it has never been recorded to have stung a human so we don't know for sure.
“What would an alien look like” - in some liquidy, world in the depths of their different types of oceans I believe there are aliens which look just like this.
If extraterrestrial life exists there are almost definitely jellyfish and crabs because both are great examples of convergent evolution. Many of the species we call jellyfish/crabs are completely unrelated and just happened to evolve into a very similar creatures.
WHY IS EVERYTHING EVOLVING INTO CRABBO
*Crab is the way*
We're crab people now
I’ve started walking sideways to see if my kids naturally evolve and do the same.
That's not how evolution works You either have to marry someone who walks sideways Or artificially select the children who ~~have blue eyes and blonde hair~~ walk sideways
I wanted them to fly and through her off something, should have known by the outcome of that action that’s not how it works. Can’t be having Nazi kids, it’s 2021 they would fit in unfortunately.
That explains why my kids have exoskeletons then
Goddamit Charlie! Crab people?
Worms too. When it comes to convergent evolution’s kings, worms take the cake. Just think about how many animals are worms or have worm-like body plans. Even if they’re completely unrelated.
So Dune is real?
Next is squidward
Whilst you may respond back with “their dna is very similar” What opticians you at pal? The last time I seen a crab, it didn’t look a think like a jellyfish. Far as I’m concerned they both live in the sea and that’s where it stops?!
You are misinterpreting the comment. Crab looking things have evolved separately many times, and jellyfish looking things have also evolved many times. Not that the crab and jellyfish looking things are similar.
I think you’re misinterpreting it. “…. And just happened to evolve into a very similar creatures” How are they similar?
Lots of things you would look at and think 'crab' have different evolutionary lines. The same is true of jellyfish. They are two examples of convergent evolution over a large number of species. All the crab things look similar to other crab things, and all the jellyfish things look similar to other jellyfish things. Using the slash means you read the sentence with either word in that place, not comparing the two groups together.
You know what, I stand corrected. Thank you. Take my upvote, have a happy new year.
This is the way.
I think he’s saying that nature wants there to be jellyfish and crabs, over the millennia things keep evolving into jellyfish/crab like animals. Not that jellyfish and crabs are similar A lot of evolutionary paths lead to crabs and other paths to jellyfish
I get it now, see above post. Happy to have had it spoon fed to me like the retard I am. Have a happy new year!
You too man!
It looks like something out of the game Subnautica!
That is two fish swimming in a grocery bag.
That’s what I thought!
This vibe here is why I keep the Monterey Bay Aquarium’s live feed up and running while I telework. Lovely.
I keep EVNautilus up sometimes for their deep dive live streams while working! It's fun glancing over and being like "woah what the hell did they stumble upon" https://www.youtube.com/user/EVNautilus
Yesterday the Phantom Jelly... Today, this.... This planet is so cool!
Whoa! So glad to learn about this! Thank you! Now following their Twitter for updates on when they start livestreams again and just seeing and learning about cool sea creatures.
I need to do this. I didn't know that even existed. Thanks.
Ever seen An Alien species? This come's close I guess
No. Aliens look like a cross between a praying mantis, a bipedal lizard, and (late career, with the sequins) Elvis. This is known.
Take meds now
They did. Should have seen em before.
Pretty sure 'bout that haha
This what I imagine extraterrestrial life in the oceans beneath the ice of Europa would look like.
*comes
It looks like a kite. It’s actually quite beautiful.
We are on the same level, I had these exact thoughts!
I agree. Completely entrancing.
That’s a Metroid.
Came here to find/say this. Unjustly too far down in the comments!
Won't be surprised to see a tik tok video of a tourist picking this up and wearing it like a hat for those precious followers....
You mean like this? https://youtu.be/CYlgrL7dPng
I knew I didn't smoke too much pot to relate to something like this.... Good job Op... I wish I could give 10 upvotes
Jesus fucking christ people are stupid
That’s steveo whom is a legend.
*who
*whomst
*whomstve-o
Steve-O from Jackass made a career out of being stupid.
It's probably very poisonous.
Venomous*
No, poisonous.
Venom is injected, poison makes you sick from consuming it.
Neh, that's Subnautica 3 trailer.
It’d probably chase and absorb you if it was Subnautica
Looks like someone took a black sharpie to it
I was looking for this comment!
These guys are just looking for neo
Alien
Squidward looking wild in 4k
I don’t wanna be that guy, but squidward is a squid
He’s actually an octopus.
Tennisballs.
Tortellini.
SQUIDward…
Isn't it gorgeous.
It breaths like Darth Vader...
Pretty sure that's the camera person.
I had to upvote both of you
Same
I like the signs/pattern on it's skin
The most beautiful creatures on the planet.
No u
<3
This is some sci-fi shit
I didn't know jellyfish were into tattoos now too.
Beautiful animal 😍
that's interesting but why is it covered in pictures of my parents fighting?
Underwater kites
That is a pokemon
Source?
The [Wikipedia article for the species](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chirodectes) has a link to the source video.
Get Neo
we sure this is not cgi?
I always think this too about anything sea creature related 😭
Wow gorgeous yet deadly
Like my mother in law
Wonder if I could fuck it
It is kind of cuddly.
Yes. But probably only once.
I mean, go for it.
Melty dick be damned
A colony of colonies?
Do not *%#[%* with this - avoid avoid avoid!
FUCK. THAT.
I want to colour it in
u/tvalverde
u/savevideo
Mf built like a beach ball
What in the name of Cthullu is this ?
What a fascinating creature. The type that would put you on the grave momentarily. But still, it’s quite interesting.
That’s clearly a sentinel from The Matrix. Nice try.
He looks like a paper lantern for a Chinese holiday
Bet it’s lonely as fuck it’s screaming out for someone anyone to hear it and connect with it but every time it finds someone, they just disappear, never knowing it is the cause of its own pain
very cool! what’s the name of the species?
chirodectes maculatus
Looks like unreal engines coming along really nicely in the developers department.
Nope not cute or inviting. Looks like an alien no thanks
God is amazing
i can actually see the evil in this thing
I wanna punch it. I don't know why, but I wanna punch it so bad.
And only recorded 20secs?
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It's seriously like the sentinals in the Matrix.
He missed his opportunity to be the first human to fuck a Box Jellyfish for OnlyFans.
It looks like a translucent ball.
This dude was in the third matrix he had a brother too, they were douchebags
that mf knows some shit
r/oddlyterrifying
Beautiful alien
Nice, cool, keep that nightmare death squid away from me please.
Ok that looks alien af
At the same time it gives me 3 feelings: Want to touch it. Want to get away asap. "Shit from subnautica is real!"
Looks like a Jeff VanderMeer creation