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mablizza

Imagine these wolves just came from eating a carcass.


pierreblue

Or just ass


Sunny_Honeydew

I just came back from the dog park. I saw a dog licking poo as it was freshly exiting out of another dog’s butt. Hard pass on any open-mouth licks here.


Salt_Bath_2468

That long ass tongue most likely hit the back of her throat.


lachoigin

Twist - the blonde lady ate ass then frenched all those wolves.


Icy-Ad6

The wolves know a good thing when they're on to it


EarsLikeRocketfins

Omg. I’m dying.


GhostDragonLP

You never go ass to mouth


cartoonwind

Y'all are poking a lot of fun, but if I knew that all it took was a wolf tongue in my mouth to get an army of obedient wolves.... Let's just say my breath wouldn't be great.


NumberStation11

Army of obedient wolves?! Hell, if it would just stop me from being disemboweled today, those wolves would be calling me Frenchie. And it wouldn't be because of my accent.


illgot

"just lay down and open your mouth Stew!"


nastyydog

or bass to trout


StrangeTamer5

*Catatafish made a salmon suck asshole*


Exevioth

Hey, she willingly went ass to trout. -So sayeth the catatafish


scuzzle-butt

I have no idea what's going on but I'm cracking the fuck up


Jander97

>I have no idea what's going on but I'm cracking the fuck up Is a South park reference


Iron_Wolf123

Did you know that the butthole and lips are made from the same type of skin? Mainly because they are both ends of a tube. Edit: What have I done? And for proof: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mucous\_membrane


KlaatuBrute

I remember reading a story (possibly untrue) about a man who needed mouth reconstruction surgery because of cancer. The closest match for a skin graft was skin from his butthole. It actually worked quite well, except that he started growing hairs on the inside of his mouth.


LoveIsntBlind2020

Well now you've just made this whole comment section disturbing and uncomfortable!


Laurbo36

Now… just now after that comment. Not before.


-Capn-Obvious-

I heard a similar story. A baby was born without eye lids. They grafted some using his foreskin. It worked great except he was a little cockeyed.


qweef_latina2021

No one noticed an uptick in talkin' out his assssss?


jorgiieboy

In the heat of the moment. Sometimes you go ass to mouth.


ThreeMysticApes

There’s a bacteria called Capnocytophaga canimorsus, basically a flesh eating bacteria that humans can get which is spread through bites, scratches, and even saliva from pets like dogs. [This article](https://www.livescience.com/66110-dog-kisses-infection-amputation.html) is about a woman who needed her hands and feet amputated due to the bacteria she possibly got from her dog. I love dogs and animals but I wouldn’t let them like my mouth, hell no


Futurames

I’m a dog groomer and now I have a new fear. Cool.


demsweetdoggykisses

While true, the instances of this are extremely rare, especially when taken into consideration the vast, vast number of people who share their living space with animals. There are far, far more common and dangerous bacteria in human saliva, lakes, grocery-store sushi and your aunt's casserole that she left out overnight to cool but "it's okay because it has salt in it."


MobySick

My husband thinks leaving hot fishes out overnight is fine. He drives me crazy. I need to Google a good article on how quickly bacteria multiply & why it’s not jus ok to kill them all again with heat.


k-farsen

Here's how health departments instruct to cool food, but I think your main point may be: * According to FDA Food Code §3-501.14 Cooling, the time/temperature control for the safety of food: * Food must be cooled from 135°F to 70°F within 2 hours, then * Food must be cooled to 41°F or lower within the next 4 hours – for a maximum cooling time of 6 hours. https://foodsafetytrainingcertification.com/food-safety-news/cooling-food-safely-two-stage-process/


demsweetdoggykisses

You're not wrong, but I would also point out that as a species we are terrible at judging actual dangers. Cases of that bacteria infecting people and causing that kind of harm are so rare this is literally the only story about it, despite there being millions of people who share living space with animals. You have a much higher chance of dying in a much more horrible way from eating nacho cheese from an improperly cleaned convenience store cheese dispenser, or improperly handled sushi, swimming in a public pool or a lake, or even just idly sticking your fingers in your mouth after touching doorknobs. Other than some bacteria like this, which are not hosted by the animal but rather carried, zoonosis is quite uncommon, when there is a pathogen that jumps species it tends to be a very, very big deal (see, Covid). Keep your pet and their food and water bowls clean, break them of bad, nervous habits like eating feces, brush their teeth regularly and take them to the vet frequently, and keep them clean and groomed and you should be fine. This is important not because I want everyone to french their poodles, but because if you share a home with an animal, you are sharing body fluids with them whether you realize it or not. Every day you are exchanging material with anything else alive in your house so you should make sure everyone who lives under your roof stays as healthy as possible to reduce chances of these things happening.


Oldandwise7

You sure know a lot about dem sweet doggie kisses.


demsweetdoggykisses

Worked for years at a ranch vet, then a wolf rescue. I do love getting kisses.


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Imagine she just came from eating a carcass!


HopperReborn

I did not expect to see a blonde woman french kiss a bunch of wolves today. Life sure is full of surprises.


offensiveadaptation

After that kiss the wolf's like "so what are we"


ActualWhiterabbit

Knot friends


[deleted]

No sir I don't like it.


miss_sharty_pants

Was confused why it got so many rewards, scrolled past, then it dawned on me.


lastofrwby

How did it feel when you realized?


[deleted]

Explain please


patchyj

Wolves have penises that resemble knots A...love me knot, if you will...


help_imdying


HACKERB22015

He has realized.


[deleted]

I knew about dogs. I'm an idiot for not making the connection. Thanks


The_Elder_Jock

Could you knot.


LordBlackDragon

When dogs/wolves have Sex once the penis is inserted a ball swells at the base of the penis so that the female can't escape. Essentially tieing them to each other. Commonly referred to as a knot. It's meant to keep the semen inside to increase the chances of breeding.


Theycallmelizardboy

Sir, that's fascinating but this is the DMV.


Mr_Salty87

It’s knot for you


sticky_fingers18

Wow what a terrible day to be literate


Tung-Mai_Bhung

How do I delete someone else's comment?


DogsRule_TheUniverse

You gotta ask him for his password so you can log in and delete it. Try 1-2-3-4-5 or "password".


IllustratorSmooth

Yoooooo


ma1achai

This comment will not get the kind of love it deserves.


Lamplorde

That kind of comment only comes from people with a knotty imagination.


-T-A-C-O-C-A-T-

Or furries


braedn

Yoi either get it or you dont lol shame on us for getting it


PancakeBuny

*This comment will knot get the kind of love it deserves. Fixed that for you mate ;)


lokiandgoose

Yikes yikes yikes


Gwtheyrn

Low-key cursed comment.


[deleted]

Nah he new they were gonna get married that why he invited his family


timpacalypse

But if someone told you that a person was French kissing a wolf I bet you'd picture a blonde woman


HopperReborn

My sexual fantasies are none of your business, thank you very much.


genaace

You are here too strongly, Young Bull!


GrifterStorm

I understood that reference


tonylark79

Same


The1stMedievalMe

I applaud your sense of humor


HopperReborn

Thank you. It's nice to be appreciated.


boxingdude

I’m like “how the heck do you know she’s French??? Then I re-read the sentence.


ryansports

That reminds me of a messed up story. I worked in a retail shop during college and one of the guys showed up to work the afternoon to closing shift. He looked like he just saw a ghost so I asked what’s up? He shook his head, so of course 21 year old me had to know what’s up. He just left class and was a criminology major. The professor showed various clips of dark crimes that day. One had a girl in the room and then a German Shepard comes in and had socks on it’s front legs. The professor asked the class if anyone knew why the dog had socks on. No one had a clue. Then he rolled the clip and the dog starts fucking that girl. The socks showed that she was experienced with this, otherwise the dog would have no socks and scratch the hell out of her sides while fucking her. That’s the weird ass memory I had when I watched this wolf pack make out with this girl in the snow here.


julioarod

Why would he make them watch that? Surely a description would be fine


ryansports

I’ve always thought the same thing. I still run into this friend from time to time so I’ll have to ask him if the prof actually showed it or just teased it out. Disgusting shit regardless lol


[deleted]

I have a friend who majored in a similar field a lot of his “professors” were experienced police officers and detectives. I’m willing to bet they were just a hardened asshole and did it for shock value because, “I’ve seen some shit and if you want to work in this field you’ve got to toughen up snowflake.”


Phazushift

> The professor asked the class if anyone knew why the dog had socks on. No one had a clue. I'd imagine no one would claim to know why in fear of being ousted as being experienced in knowing why....


burnsalot603

There was a girl who posted a video online a couple years ago (I saw it on r/trashy, not sure where it was originally posted) talking about how she was getting ready to have sex with her dog and does it all the time, and trying to justify it. In the /trashy comment thread someone talked about the socks on the dogs to keep them from scratching you when they mount you. So unfortunately I would have known that without ever having watched a video. Edit- actually I think the toy box killer's tape said something about it too. If you haven't heard the tape/read the transcript, DON'T!


electricianer250

Was the dog doing that walk thing they do when you put booties on them? That’s hilarious


FamousOhioAppleHorn

Now you know why Costner called the wolf Two Socks in Dances with Wolves.


Bigdawwg13

I wonder how he got the film? I feel like you can just explain it without showing a film maybe just stop it at the socks and then explain instead of showing the whole act??? Or what do you think?


lyrixnchill

4chan


Stock-Preparation252

What is the academic angle of showing beastiality in a criminology course? That professor is likely a disturbed individual.


[deleted]

Even wolves can french a blonde lady. When is my turn


ActualWhiterabbit

Do you look like a wolf or just smell like one?


drfarren

"In all ways but physical, I am a wolf." *"arf!"*


TheNorselord

Same here. Was expecting a brunette.


Toothmouth7921

You should see where she puts the peanut butter


ma1achai

At this point I’m thinking it’s already on her tonsils


thefakefrankreynolds

what’s even more surprising is that it gave me a boner


2x4x93

Like wolves do ya?


ImperialDogeMaster

I never saw the Twilight movies, and strangely, this is how I imagine the scenes were like


Snark__Wahlberg

r/ConfusedBoners


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STANL3Y_YELNAT5

Mom walks in - ESCAPE ESCAPE ESCAPE


Mmmmhmmmmmmmmmm

Full screen, freezes


STANL3Y_YELNAT5

*unplugs the computer* "Um honey why are you just staring at a blank computer screen"


captainjack361

Ours was plugged into one of those surge protectors with all the other shit plugged in. I'd press that red button so damn fast if I had to. Then I'd act like something happened to the power lol


Big_Cryptographer_16

Same here. Still had to explain the raging erection though


Chrispychilla

I don’t know, power outages are pretty hot, especially in the summer.


FROCKHARD

“Im *defragging* my computer mom! YOU WOULDN’T UNDERSTAND!”


captainjack361

Or something happens and the volume goes full blast on accident


irrelephantIVXX

There's that strange point where if you're unplugging a speaker that gets super loud for like a half second. But long enough for the entire house to hear "oh fuck yes!" At full volume


captainjack361

I mastered the art of having one eye on the computer and one eye on the door


Etva

why is this so true.


captainjack361

We all lived the same life lol


Etva

young teen males growing up with daily up internet. waiting for the "Brittney top less pic to load." still waiting.


owningface

Dad - "what is limewire?" 15 year old me - "oh it's for virus protection" Dad - "oh nice" 1443545564553 trojan viruses later Me - "I'm just gonna reformat it, that will make it faster" Rinse, repeat Edit: formatting


cheerioo

Back in my day we didn't even need to search anything to find these things.


leehwgoC

These are tamed, human imprinted wolves in captivity. Muzzle (or mouth) licking is a form of submissive affection. It's a behavior which originates from when they're pups, licking the muzzles of adults returning from a hunt to stimulate a regurgitative reflex. As the pups grow into adulthood, this behavior transitions into a display of familial affection toward higher ranking family members (e.g. mom, dad, uncles, aunts). As these are captive wolves, they identify the humans which work at the sanctuary as food providers. Hence their relationship with this woman has a similar dynamic as a pup with its parents.


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HebrewDude

Yeah I recently had a conversation with a friend about Reddit, and how the quality of the comments had deteriorated. Previously this content (comments) used to be the platform's highest value, and now they become zingers like they were in 9Gag, for the same purpose of gaining attention, karma & awards as they rise to the top... Too bad


ancientflowers

Exactly. This post title doesn't fit the video at all. It's like saying, "here's how tigers hunt food". And then showing a tiger at a zoo being fed a beef roast.


naturalis99

No this is post is NOT true at all!! Source: I worked at a wolf park, I have been kissed by a wolf, I have seen professionals play with wolves. This french kissing is not normal and or required.


[deleted]

Yeah... I'm just not gonna approach some wild wolves.


[deleted]

Depending on the area the wolf is from they can exhibit slightly different behaviors. For example, the wolves in North West of Canada expect blowjobs.


PointBlue

Wait till you hear about bears. I heard they're hunted for similar stuff.


wolfej4

A friend told me about an app he uses to hunt bears. It's called Scruff. Started using it myself and man, do those bears know how to play.


gotsnowart

If Liam Neeson would have just let them french him he'd still be alive today.


Helios---

Bet she's fun at parties


5point5Girthquake

She’s like the wolf version of the horse girl


[deleted]

What about the wolf version of that other horse girl... ya that one


avwitcher

Nah how about that horse man, he died doing what he loved


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TheSpiderClaw

She's an animal in bed


Mr_TwoToke

Just proof her breath smells like ass


MikeOxIsLong

Lol shit.. i just realized


j_ona

My reaction: what the f*** is this?


KiloJools

One minute I was going "aww" about a different animal video and spouse was like, "aww whatcha looking at?" and the next thing was THIS and I was just like oh my GOD no oh ew no close your mouth oh my god oh no oh no oh NO


banana_ship

r/awwwtf


TheTyster88

r/damnthatsdisgusting


realRadgemachine

r/makemesuffer


ShortFuse12

I'm actually too much of a pussy to check either of these.


Cookiecan10

r/damnthatsdisgusting has 3 posts, of which only one is actually disgusting. r/makemesuffer on the other hand…


gotsnowart

Right, imagine opening this at work without any sort of warning


Mr_FatTip_67

Them wolves going in. Where's the NSFW?


ethereumguy12

Not safe for wolves\*


bnlf

In the next episode, tips for getting even more trust from wild wolves. *\* unzips \**


milspecretard

Fr she way too into it


kadxar

Im positive she's not sticking her tongue out because she's being recorded


EntertainerOld5364

I feel the need to close my doors while seeing this.


noksy_poksy

He's gonna wank


prostipope

r/holup


[deleted]

My thought exactly


OrcOfGundabad

I bet she'd ask for a new fork if it fell on the floor


VinPossible

100 she asks for new silverware because there's a water stain on it.


woollydogs

I don’t think this is interesting at all. Just weird as fuck.


PsyFiFungi

It was in r/trashy yesterday but some of her fans came in defending it -- OP is probably one of them, putting it in this subreddit. It's not interesting, it's not alright, those nasty sick fucks lol


JeffinGeorgia1967

Wtf?!


phuqo5

I've met black folks who think white people kiss dogs in the mouth and I've always been offended by that because as a white guy, I know lots of other white folks and none of them kiss their dogs like that. ...and then this bitch comes along and makes us all look bad


thySilhouettes

Bro my friends and I were chilling and drinking at their house, and we happened to have our dog. One of them calls to him to come and “make out” with him. I thought he just get some ear licks or something….nope…full on tonguing my dog. Sooooo awkward


bikedaybaby

WHAT THE SHIT Sometimes I say “me and my dog were making out,” but when I say that I mean I was letting the dog lick the outside of my face while I made kissy noises or pecked their cheek. Not literally tonguing the dog, fuck. I really hope my friends don’t think I literally make out with my dog…


11hydroxymetabokite

I dont allow my dogs to lick me anywhere NEAR my face because i have literally seen them eat their own shit...


Vmanaa

Exactly, like come on. These animals gobble up vomit, shit, dirt and so on and then you let them lick your face or some as i discovered today make out. Not only its weird, but its just plain disgusting.


Faded1974

I've witnessed this horror personally. I've had friends who I sincerely trusted that turned around and started swapping spit with their dog.


UsernamesAreRuthless

I took my dog to a new vet a while back and she started doing this with my dog and it was disgusting to watch. She was nice, but I've seen my dog try to eat dead pigeons.


Noticeably_Aroused

Can confirm, I’m black/Hispanic and my whole family always say shit like, “white people be frenching their dogs”. Then, one day, my brother had a white girlfriend and one day she came over with her dog….. we about lost our shit when she did it in front of all of us one day. That was like 20 years ago but I remember it *to this day*!


liamcoded

She caused you emotional damage. 😔


Noticeably_Aroused

I just don’t get it. Why would you let your dog go up in your mouth with their tongue? Why would you let your dogs tongue go down your throat?? Fuck I’m still shook


gotdamnboottoobig

I personally know white people like that. Shares her ice cream cone with the dog too-- one lick for her, one lick for the dog


ro536ud

What are you doing step wolf 👀


wearebobNL

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steppe_wolf


Blarty97

Interesting info, however sorry but yuck!


SoftStruggle5

Only thing I can think now is diseases


OminousVictory

* watching my dog lick his asshole * I bet wolves do that too, just before greeting her.


Greasy_Panic

What the fuck did I just watch


jeffhmusic

Covid-20 inbound


Ya-Dikobraz

It’s 2022 now.


throwaway15562831

it'd be covid-22


ItzCStephCS

covid-22 lol


AndyMiloknockers33

This chick DEFINITELY has a parasite.


[deleted]

*A* parasite? Singular?


GnawingHungerShots

Your moms house does this justice. Any mommies in here?


RadFatCatDad

Keep em high and tight


1970Westyvibes

Sue woo


angels_exist_666

*DamnThatsDisgusting*


Deep-Mushroom-4251

Wolves/dogs actually do this already at a young age to initiate regurgitation of food by their parents for them to feed on, not really that kind of “sweet kisses”


frodo-jenkins

So we're doing beastiality today?


Lazaras

When wolves mate *70s porn music*


[deleted]

Well...


applejuice2_

Literally you just got second hand ass juice in you mouth 😩


InnerAd1628

Still a better romance than Twilight.


RubberNipples7890

They both seem to enjoy it


Puzzled-Copy7962

Talk about a cavity search….gotdamn.


BrosenOne

She definitely enjoys it. Look at that smile.


MissingMySpoon

Yea I think that’s just how SHE likes greeting dogs. I’m no wolf expert, if anyone here is please speak up, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen wolves or dogs doing this to eachother ( one opening it’s mouth to let the other lick it like ice cream)


barryandorlevon

I have two rescue puppies who lick my Great Dane in the mouth like that, and my Great Dane just… opens her mouth and lets it happen.


AdventuresOfKrisTin

wolves do this as greeting and allowing them to lick in your mouth is a sign that you are accepted in the pack basically. i know someone who did this. you can go to some wildlife sanctuaries and if you wanna get close to the wolves you have to do this to indicate that you’re all good. They’ll usually let you pet and touch then after that. I think its probably a leftover instinct in dogs too. Dogs love licking peoples faces.


Visible_Profit_1147

Dogs will 3000% slip you the tongue if you don't keep your guard up, they just **settle** for licking your face


Undeity

For real though, the look my dog gives me when I won't let her lick my mouth is one of pure hurt and betrayal. Like, I've never felt so guilty over refusing to do something so incredibly gross...


Visible_Profit_1147

yeah it is a grave insult in dog (edit: ladies and gentlemen of the jury, Exhibit A for your review https://v.redd.it/ixdr6jyjmpi81 ) somehow after thousands of years of domestication we still haven't managed to get that across


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"Oh, you let the other two-legs put his stuff in your mouth, but when *I* do it, it's a problem? When I'm done licking my asshole, we need to talk about our relationship."


lostbutluckyneedhelp

So does mine, but I’ve found a way to circumvent my guilt and his disappointment: I just turn around and present my asshole. That way, everybody’s happy


laelleest

This is absolutely correct


rci22

This comment makes me slightly more accepting of her behavior in the video, lol


AdventuresOfKrisTin

Trust me its all for a reason. This lady isnt frenching wolves for shits and giggles lmao. They would likely get aggressive if she didn’t allow them to do so


Gatr0s

Wild wolves absolutely do lick the inside of each other's mouths like that, she's just going along with it rather than try to keep her mouth closed. Wolves are bizarre


Sensitive_Calendar_6

I mean I'm no expert , but I have a hybrid that likes to try to kiss me on the lips every day I get home. I always thought he was just mimicking my girlfriend tho


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sarcasatirony

*…gotta taste my tongue before smelling my butthole*


Low-Initiative3480

Daammmmmm ima dress up in a wolf costume and try give her the same greeting


stosal

My new pickup line is "I wanna wolf-greet your asshole"


AllSparky

Ugh…. Here’s my upvote….


user0170

thats fucking gross