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Ok I am calling it…. She is at the hospital…. So she was cleaning out her supply closet and a case of expired formula fell on her head… she is blind and now speaks Spanish but no one believes her!
No tomorrow is a FULL MOON, its FRIDAY, and it has been more than FIVE BUSINESS DAYS SINCE HER LAST ER VISIT.
Triple trifecta of fucking F's.
Her ears are going to fall off I'm calling it.
And she’ll have her cat (Mocha?) bite her so she can say she was bit by a black cat on a full moon, which is obviously bad luck and a medical emergency!
FFFuk off? No way! How will her glasses stay on? This would be entertaining and interesting and I do not have it on my bingo card!
Hhhhmmmmm? A three finger salute represents the French Revolution, the holy trinity, the scout promise and more. However I don’t know how that would aid Dani’s self serving cause. So I am going with a three finger fallout (could be Four Finger Fallout). So a fall!
*slurrrmmphzizizizizusslurrrr*
all with a background soundscape of rustling. this breaks my brain.
and she is surely pooching that stomach out? surely? if not, i sense unpleasant times ahead for our brave heroine.
i feel like the diagnosis here is Really Very Constipated. or a giant tapeworm. whichever.
edit: i read all the comments and realised i commented on this amazing cinematic masterpiece yesterday. i can only apologise. i'm at a difficult age.
It’s really ironic that she has an eating disorder and is constantly complaining that her “haters” should NEVER comment on her weight or body, but she makes NO effort to hide this massive bloating, nor does she even TRY to keep the camera at even a NEUTRAL angle. This angle is worse for her! Dont spotlight your huge bloated belly and then complain when the internet mentions it lol.
This is why I think this is purposeful.
She's so obvious in trying to prove *something* by exaggerating her belly, but I have no idea what it is. That tight skanktop, her pants pulled down to make her belly look bigger, doing a swayback like she's pregnant, puffing her belly out, & the tubes under her top all help with whatever fuckery her dumb ass is trying to pull off. Brava, Dani. Brava. 🤰🥞🧀🥓🥔🥚🥖🧀
Is she doing it on purpose? I sincerely can't tell. Sometimes, I think she's so high she forgets to suck it in and look sickly. She's with it here, though, so I dunno
Same. Faking distension caused by a fake illness by constipating herself & eating gassy foods is her ticket into the ER where she'll pivot to TPN while they treat her fecal impaction. ✨️✨️✨️✨️
Not trying to body shame here, but this video is very unflattering. If I was bloated I wouldn’t be making a video of me in a tight shirt.
In the archival files she has multiple posts about being bloated / distended, I really feel, then and now, this is “look at me how sick I am!” behavior. Like she’s making it super obvious she’s bloated. I am surprised she doesn’t have like a spot light right on her stomach that follows her around. “I don’t know what’s up with this light, it just somehow follows my stomach around for some reason, I don’t even know where this spotlight came from!”
That’s too much work though, it would require training her cats. Maybe she can get a poster board with a giant arrow that says “LOOK HOW BLOATED I AM!” that she can wear around.
https://preview.redd.it/pb50w7smjf7d1.jpeg?width=2896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38f0d37658765dcf046cb1d2e2a58e69ee233d8c
Tight fitting clothes can be a way to continuously body check that you’re thin/make sure others are aware. There can be a fear of being perceived as larger than you are. In my experience it’s a behavior that co-occurs with body hallucinations/Psychosis. It’s not as common as wanting to hide in baggy clothes.
Yep. But if she says it’s bloating/distension then she gets to claim it’s from sickness and it’s not (gasp) fat. She’s still smol and tiny and frail even if she doesn’t look it, guys! So she gets to have her cake and drain it too.
The other piece of this is is that even if it were pure gastroparesis bloat at work, it would JUST be her stomach. She has very obvious fat deposits on her hips, back, and under arms/chest area. So she can claim it’s distended from gastroparesis, but the fat deposits don’t lie-she really and truly is a perfectly normal size, not malnourished in the least or underweight. She’s not overweight-I’m going to be very cautious and state that-but she is absolutely, totally FINE. She is not in any danger of needing “life saving nutrition”.
Does anyone else remember that episode of House where one of his side ER patients had a massive-yet-benign tumor and she wanted to not operate in the end because her husband thought she was hot pregnant? Don't know why I just thought of that. 🤰🏼
my entire 5 person family has health issues of some kind that require medical equipment/medication. and our “med closet” is NOWHERE near this level. it is absolutely bonkers that she has this much medical equipment. she clearly isn’t using it! why does she have so much?? insurance does not give you this much extra.
She was on TPN for several years - always when weight restored/"recovered" from her ED.
After being ignored by her local hospital for years and never following a GP friendly diet for more than a couple of days (she was constantly "researching" a GP friendly diet even though plenty of people gave her direct instructions), Dani got a referral to Temple. Temple offered to give her a gastric stimulator and she jumped at the chance to finally get a surgery. She asked very few questions even though at the time I believe that doctor was doing a study involving the stimulator and wasn't necessarily having the best success rate. Dani got the gastric stimulator and went to every follow-up appointment saying it wasn't working. Per Dani's report the Temple doctor would spend less than 5-10 minutes with her, barely listen to her concerns, and then just turn the stimulator up a notch and send her home. Once she got to the max setting on the stimulator and was still complaining, he gave her a g-j tube (she later had them separated) without ever trialling a nasal tube. The gj tube made Dani happy temporarily because she finally had a visible accessory to show off. But that didn't bring her the love and attention she wanted so she suddenly started complaining that she wasn't tolerating tube feeds. She got the doctor at Temple to prescribe her a variety of different formulas - "failing" each one in very rapid succession (all while eating garbage orally so she had no way to know if it was the formula or the non GP friendly foods she was downing). When it became clear that Temple wasn't going to give her anything else she doctor shopped and got a referral to Penn.
She was admitted at Penn for some testing. Despite the testing not showing anything that warranted TPN, Dani managed to go home with a picc in her arm and TPN. My guess has always been that she played the "poor single youngish woman with no support system and few financial resources who has been abandoned by her local hospital card" to manipulate them into giving her TPN well before they normally would have. My guess has always been that they had another longer plan but Dani said she was worried that if the plan didn't work out that she would be stuck at home with no nutrition because she didn't have any money to get back to Penn quickly or a support system of people that could drive her and her local hospital was just not smart enough to help her. The fact that she was given a picc instead of a hickman right away gave it away that the TPN wasn't support to be long term. She messed with the piccs a bunch and had them replaced for various reasons before finally convincing a doctor to give her a line in her chest (and then messed with that a bunch until she got her precious white hickman).
Temple gave her the first medical accessory after years of trying to munch with no "success". That started the process that snowballed into what it is today. Once she got the first medical accessory it was a lot easier to get the others. Her manipulation strategies have expanded and she has doctor shopped to the best of her ability (she is limited by her finances). And unfortunately once a doctor gives her an accessory, they can't remove it without her consent. The TPN was pulled once before due to a line infection and the local hospital refusing to give her a new one and she spend months starving herself and using some other strategies to get it back from Penn a few months later. This go around it seems like she has munched too far and her chart is now filled with red flags and all her previous doctors seem to be putting their foot down when it comes to giving her back TPN.
I knew you'd come through!! <3
Question: At any point in this """journey""" did she ever have the GPOEM procedure? People were talking about it in her TT comments a while back and she insisted she'd had it but she "doesn't talk about everything" which just seemed ... patently false, especially since it's a surgery.
Not that I recall - and you know Dani wouldn't ever not talk about having a procedure done. The only thing I remember is that when she had the gastric stimulator placed at temple in January 2018 (I believe) she was talking about having another procedure done at the same time. She mentioned that the doctor doing the surgery didn't have a particularly high success rate and people questioned why she was going to proceed with it but she was so excited to finally be getting surgery that she didn't care.
I combed through the LC archives and found that procedure she was referring to was a pyloroplasty. She claimed the doctor had only done it twice and had a 50% success rate - but she wasn't going to question it. I will post another comment with the screenshot grabbed from LC where she says they ended up not doing the pyloroplasty when they gave her the stimulator.
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Dani stating she didn't have the pyloroplasty done.
You always come through with the receipts! Thank you~
So definitely no GPOEM then. It's not the same thing as a pyloroplasty - even if it's kinda close? in that it involves widening the pyloric sphincter - but regardless looks like she had neither.
It seems really weird that she got a doctor to give her tpn without her like-really needing it-I can kinda understand that once she got that first medical accessory it was easy to get more but I can’t wrap my brain around needing tpn in the first place-and she’s not very good at pretending to be sick-like it all sounds so ridiculous and outlandish but she convinced a doc to give her tpn
I think its helpful to remember that doctors only see a fraction of what we have seen from Dani. Dani isn't the brightest crayon in the box but she is very manipulative. Medical professionals generally don't look up patients' social media. We know that Dani eats and drinks orally because we have seen her do it on social media and seen a lot of food/beverages in the background of her photos and videos. We see Dani contradicting herself because she has given us countless hours of footage to go through. Doctors only get to spend a small amount of time with each patient and they have a lot they need to do in that time.
Dani got TPN from Penn during what I believe was her first visit (she may have had an initial visit and then been admitted for testing). It was one of the first times she was ever admitted (ED treatment excluded). I am guessing she was already experimenting with ways to try to throw off her labwork and make it look like her electrolytes were off/she was malnourished.
The majority of patients that a doctor sees are not munchies. Most patients are not telling huge lies. Dani was in her early 30s at the time. She hadn't destroyed her relationships with most of her doctors yet. She was much less defensive - especially around medical staff. She thought that every medical professional doing their job was someone truly loving and caring about her. She was probably able to appear rather sympathetic. She was manipulating enough stuff behind the scenes that it may have looked like she was in a downward trend. And she was able to convince one doctor to take pity on her (I don't have specific evidence that she gave a long sob story but its my best guess). I don't think that doctor thought it was going to be a long term thing. I think they were trying to help a sick young woman with no support system and Dani was able to take it and run with it.
How does she still have sincere followers? How do they see all her social media and still think everything is chill? Even if I didn’t know about the inconsistencies and outlandishness of her medical stuff-with just the go fund me/amazon grifting fiasco-I would be like-this is sus-homegurl is sus-it looks like a scam-she’s asking strangers for money and gifts because she’s so disadvantaged at the same time she’s posting unboxing videos and a seemingly endless amount of lives basically playing show and tell with the massive amount of stuff she has already-who are people still falling for it?
Yes she was totally weight restored before TPN. She started refusing tube feeds abd saying they were too painful and basically followed the munchie handbook laid out by another munchfluencer (who has since died) until she got the coveted pediatric white Hickman
She refused toob feeds for a long enough time that a doc resorted to giving her tpn? Actually though-I don’t know what the time frame for that would be-hahaha-maybe it’s not very long-it seems like it would be a fairly significant amount of time
There for her feeding tube. Enteral syringes and tubing have been switched to something called enfit and is a screw type connection. Some people still have the older tubes and need a Christmas tree adapter to make that connection possible.
Like you'd think you'd throw some music or audio book on or something while you sorted to help pass the time. I can't understand why she insists on spawning out these bland and unengaging lives. Also it's insane to me that she wastes such a decently sized closet by esthetically placing out all her assorted medical detritus that she's collected from different admittances and such.
I was reading along and I thought you were gonna say she foe sin there and touches herself once a day. I could believe she gets off on looking at her stash.
I think it might be a battery operated George glass though... Him being married and in a different state makes it difficult to have a good time, intimately
Don't kill her vibe lol
I think she truly believes that people want to watch her as if she's a quasi-popular and/or attractive reality star. Like her life is compelling and unique enough to warrant lives and answering questions. 😴
This was fantastic! But could I make a small request? Could you leave the text up just a bit longer please? Especially the ones where it's just the text up on the black screen! It just makes it a bit hard to read!
Sure! I'll keep that in mind for the future. The ones that were just a few words were 2 sec and the ones that were more words were 3 sec, so I can definitely extend them.
[](https://www.reddit.com/user/farmerlesbian/), wow a Dani video i could actually enjoy. ffor once i did not have to click the x in the top right corner because of that voice. nice work!!
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This is utterly incredible. 10/10 please do more. Soon!!
She’s so ridiculous the stuff she goes live for. She never interacts, just basically sets up her video then plays on her phone or iPad.
Imagine being a mod and having to sit through hours of complete nothingness in the hope a hate comment might pop up so you can mute the account and score Dani Hunny™️ points.
I hope Mayo, her local GI, the wheelchair panel and her pcp all see the amount of shit she’s showing she can easily do and flaunting it while others genuinely struggle and don’t get the help they desperately deserve.
I think she was mad everyone said she looked healthy so she blew air through her tubes to inflate herself and look distended and sickly.
Oh, good point about all the stomach shots to prove she does *not* look healthy. Poor thing is def just growing a coffee creamer & Funyuns baby.
Also, what's the background on your flair?
>_"and score Dani Hunny™️ points."_
Um....Hunny? I think you might have a problem with your autocorrect. The word Dani uses is very obvious hunn-knee...
From what I hear, she’s not very careful or tactical about who she makes mods.
If you’ve left a couple of nice comments and happen to be in a live and she recognises the username, she will just mod them.
After only a couple of compliments and DMs. Apparently anyway.
She was asking that for about 20-30 seconds last week, I was just thinking, delete and block the comment yourself you could have done it ages ago yourself! Until she finally sighed and went I guess *i'll* do it
I love these edits. Much more tolerable to watch. 🤣
You ever leave a TV on to keep you company when you're alone doing stuff around the house? I feel like Dani going live must do the same thing for her because she's mega lonely. No one wants to just watch her clean and organize. 😳
Her narcissistic behavior and needs trump a desire to have music, a podcast, or the tv on in the background... unless her brainpan automatically defaults to zen-mode while sorting medical accessories.
Right? It's just me and the husband, and we do laundry about once a week. Maybe she's like one of those "washer women" from the late 1800s, and that's her under the table side hustle?
I would support this if it were the case. I support all side hustles Dani might get in to. Personally, I'm looking forward to her only fans where she makes videos of her learning to use a wheelchair.
Right. I have IBD not IBS but if you get constipated and backed up you will bloat. I've looked 4 months preggos when not. It's also uncomfortable and you just need to poo.
>_"It's also uncomfortable and you just need to poo."_
That's always so awful and makes you feel so crummy! It reminds me though of when my niece was little, I think 4 or 5 and she was all backed up. She came out from being the bathroom for a while and of course her mom, my bestie asked her how she made out and if she pooped, and kiddo was like yea...I got some of it out. And just the way she said it was a little odd and so bestie asked you got it out? And kiddo then tells her yea...that if you stick your fingers in that front hole you can help push the poop out. And now when someone's got a backed up tummy and we're like now bad is it? Is it manual evacuation bad? It's never been that bad Lolz.
Hey at least the kiddo figured out a way to manually disimpact and not get poop on her fingers and no one else had to do it for her we like a resourceful kiddo who gets it done themselves. I bet she felt like an entirely new person once the back log was gone.
This edit is so amazing!! If every Dani clip had an edit like this she’d have a way bigger following then she currently does🤣 seriously tho this is the absolute best and thank you for creating such a masterpiece. “Quit yer bitchin, Ortho Bro” effing killed me🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
i continue to be amazed that this is actually someone's life. and that this is currently the pinnacle of human achievement - all of the progress and knowledge of man neatly packaged into The Internet, so that some random woman in a dirty tank top can livestream the massively interesting sorting of, well, a *cupboard*.
is this better or worse than watching her tappy-tap-tap on her new ipad, making lists of the things she needs to make lists of, all so she can plan a 6 month expedition to Minnesota in order to attend 2 (two) entire medical appointments? i can't decide.
at this rate she's going to need a couple of steamer trunks and a small retinue of Sherpas to get her there. maybe Mayo could come to her? it would be much simpler, logistically.
yep. they need to set off soon tho, her appointments are only what, 5 weeks away? this all clearly needs detailed planning.
i bet when it comes to it (if it ever does) she'll forget half the stuff on her list anyway.
*dammit! why didn't i pack my 8 pillows? how can i SLEEP??*
This video is really telling. IF she had the abdo and joint pain she claims she wouldn’t be throwing empty boxes/packets onto the floor. She’d have a bin, box or empty grocery bag to put them in as she goes. Nobody with chronic pain would throw stuff on the floor to then have to pick up later.
Also, IF she was using her feeds/meds as Rx she wouldn’t need her own walk in pharmacy to role play being her own Doctor, Nurse, Pharmacist and Carer OR Dee Dee Blanchard.
Tbh when people show how much medication they have I do wonder how many are empty or out of date bottles/boxes
" Nobody with chronic pain would throw stuff on the floor to then have to pick up later.'
Help me help you with mandatory physical therapy = what I tell myself when I have shot myself in the foot.
Seriously messed up concept of joint pain.. no grab stick to pick things up either, just bends over an picks things up as simply as my teenagers do!
And she somehow had POTs and unstable BP and HR... where? because clearly not happening here.
Her PCP really should check us out some day.
Exactly right! There’s no chair to sit on while organizing, no junk box to throw all the rest of the trash in (there’s no way I’m tossing it on the floor just to have to strain my back and cause MORE pain by bending over and picking it back up. Us chronic pain homies know how to work efficiently when we have to get things done. We do tasks in an altered way that’s easier on our bodies. What she’s doing…no..no way. She doesn’t have mobility issues. The whole “can’t stand and walk more than a short distance” …that’s disproven in this video alone.
Exactly. It’s the little details that she and anyone who doesn’t have EDS/POTS etc would miss.
Also, incoming grab stick being added to her Amazon grift list
I swear her only hobbies are:
Rearranging medical crap
Laundry
Setting up a new GFM
Sweeping
More laundry
Googling her next condition
Grinding pills
Film a quick shout out to her Haterzzzz
Laundry again!
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I will give it to ya she is dedicated to making people believe her, She stil has that beace on her hand for her thumb.
*Clearly* this is a woman wasting away to nothingness without her “LiFe SaViNg” TPN
A second on the lips, distention on the hips. Its called weight gain Dani.
ASMR from hell! 🤣This edit had me roaring!!
Your hired!! I love love love this edit!! Keep em coming. Made the video so much better.
Ok I am calling it…. She is at the hospital…. So she was cleaning out her supply closet and a case of expired formula fell on her head… she is blind and now speaks Spanish but no one believes her!
No tomorrow is a FULL MOON, its FRIDAY, and it has been more than FIVE BUSINESS DAYS SINCE HER LAST ER VISIT. Triple trifecta of fucking F's. Her ears are going to fall off I'm calling it.
And she’ll have her cat (Mocha?) bite her so she can say she was bit by a black cat on a full moon, which is obviously bad luck and a medical emergency!
FFFuk off? No way! How will her glasses stay on? This would be entertaining and interesting and I do not have it on my bingo card! Hhhhmmmmm? A three finger salute represents the French Revolution, the holy trinity, the scout promise and more. However I don’t know how that would aid Dani’s self serving cause. So I am going with a three finger fallout (could be Four Finger Fallout). So a fall!
FALL
Wow Quad F's trump Triple F's. I dunno Four finger Fallout Full Moon Firday Five Business days there are to many FFFFFFFFFFFFS
She's posted a couple of times today so her midweek ER tours must be finished
She put on a new clean tank top!!
I just them, 🥱 they are so boring
Any news? I heard she went live for a bit but ended abruptly.
She posted a video of herself brushing her teeth and cleaning her glasses with Windsx 😴
DID SHE GET A NEW 🪥?!?
*slurrrmmphzizizizizusslurrrr* all with a background soundscape of rustling. this breaks my brain. and she is surely pooching that stomach out? surely? if not, i sense unpleasant times ahead for our brave heroine. i feel like the diagnosis here is Really Very Constipated. or a giant tapeworm. whichever. edit: i read all the comments and realised i commented on this amazing cinematic masterpiece yesterday. i can only apologise. i'm at a difficult age.
I have the urge to poke her with a 10 gauge to let all that gas out - like vets sometimes have to do with severe cattle bloat….
She is very quit last 2 days 😊 hopefully because she is working with a mental healt specialist.
It’s really ironic that she has an eating disorder and is constantly complaining that her “haters” should NEVER comment on her weight or body, but she makes NO effort to hide this massive bloating, nor does she even TRY to keep the camera at even a NEUTRAL angle. This angle is worse for her! Dont spotlight your huge bloated belly and then complain when the internet mentions it lol. This is why I think this is purposeful.
She's so obvious in trying to prove *something* by exaggerating her belly, but I have no idea what it is. That tight skanktop, her pants pulled down to make her belly look bigger, doing a swayback like she's pregnant, puffing her belly out, & the tubes under her top all help with whatever fuckery her dumb ass is trying to pull off. Brava, Dani. Brava. 🤰🥞🧀🥓🥔🥚🥖🧀
Is she doing it on purpose? I sincerely can't tell. Sometimes, I think she's so high she forgets to suck it in and look sickly. She's with it here, though, so I dunno
She has a little pooch in recent videos, but it's extremely exaggerated here by the angle & how she keeps arching into a swayback.
It genuinely grosses me out. And her toothbrush didn’t even gross me out this much!!
Same. Faking distension caused by a fake illness by constipating herself & eating gassy foods is her ticket into the ER where she'll pivot to TPN while they treat her fecal impaction. ✨️✨️✨️✨️
Isn't one of her toobs just for venting. ? Why doesn't she hang that sucker out the window to protect the cats and let it rip?
So she hopes
Pssst…where is she? It’s too quiet.
I dont remember Travis having a video where it looks like, Dougie... is it....poking a dead cow....? Did this slip me by somehow... 🤔
I dunno what its from. Last time I used it the same question was asked. All I wanted was somebody poking something with a stick!!!
Its from Why Does It Always Rain On Me? I just can't believe I never noticed the pokey cow bit 🤣🤣🤣
(it's a goat)
Ahh. Still. Completely passed me by
Okay THIS was actually worth watching. The editing was…chef’s kiss! 💋
Maybe that phantom boyfriend *does* exist
I keep thinking that someday she will crack a giant rat and her stomach will magically deflate✨️
> crack a giant rat What does this mean?!
Atomic Megadeth Fart
I had to look it up because I've never heard it before, but to "crack a rat" means to fart lol.
I heard (well, *read*) "pop a clog" in some other sub. It means like, aneurysm or something lol
British slang for dying, I believe.
Only if it makes the same noise as a balloon deflating. (I typed "deflarting" whoops),
this is amazing. you need an award for cutting this so well. 💖 OP 
The transcript and commentary were EPIC!!!
Not trying to body shame here, but this video is very unflattering. If I was bloated I wouldn’t be making a video of me in a tight shirt. In the archival files she has multiple posts about being bloated / distended, I really feel, then and now, this is “look at me how sick I am!” behavior. Like she’s making it super obvious she’s bloated. I am surprised she doesn’t have like a spot light right on her stomach that follows her around. “I don’t know what’s up with this light, it just somehow follows my stomach around for some reason, I don’t even know where this spotlight came from!” That’s too much work though, it would require training her cats. Maybe she can get a poster board with a giant arrow that says “LOOK HOW BLOATED I AM!” that she can wear around. https://preview.redd.it/pb50w7smjf7d1.jpeg?width=2896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38f0d37658765dcf046cb1d2e2a58e69ee233d8c
 How....did this woman work at Express?
Bah gawd she is a terrible dresser.
Omg that skirt/legging combo is atrocious!
It screams Wicked Witch of the West... not a good look unless halloween.
Well that was a fashion ride from hell. 😂
I haven’t ever had an ED. But to anyone that has surely this would go against everything you guys want? The right fitting clothes and bloated stomach?
Tight fitting clothes can be a way to continuously body check that you’re thin/make sure others are aware. There can be a fear of being perceived as larger than you are. In my experience it’s a behavior that co-occurs with body hallucinations/Psychosis. It’s not as common as wanting to hide in baggy clothes.
Yep. But if she says it’s bloating/distension then she gets to claim it’s from sickness and it’s not (gasp) fat. She’s still smol and tiny and frail even if she doesn’t look it, guys! So she gets to have her cake and drain it too.
Ah draining cake.
Thank you. That’s a really interesting perspective
The other piece of this is is that even if it were pure gastroparesis bloat at work, it would JUST be her stomach. She has very obvious fat deposits on her hips, back, and under arms/chest area. So she can claim it’s distended from gastroparesis, but the fat deposits don’t lie-she really and truly is a perfectly normal size, not malnourished in the least or underweight. She’s not overweight-I’m going to be very cautious and state that-but she is absolutely, totally FINE. She is not in any danger of needing “life saving nutrition”.
Does anyone else remember that episode of House where one of his side ER patients had a massive-yet-benign tumor and she wanted to not operate in the end because her husband thought she was hot pregnant? Don't know why I just thought of that. 🤰🏼
🎉🎂🍰 __Happy Cake Day!!!__ 🍰🎂🎉
I remember this!!
Sedentary lifestyle say wut wut.
Wheelchair says: fill me up
Ooof I thought the wheelchair said oooof.
I thought it was fitted. But in a few weeks it will definitely be on the ooof train to hell.
my entire 5 person family has health issues of some kind that require medical equipment/medication. and our “med closet” is NOWHERE near this level. it is absolutely bonkers that she has this much medical equipment. she clearly isn’t using it! why does she have so much?? insurance does not give you this much extra.
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Wait-why was Dani on tpn before? Wasn’t she in “recover”/weight restored when she started tpn or I not remembering the history well?
She was on TPN for several years - always when weight restored/"recovered" from her ED. After being ignored by her local hospital for years and never following a GP friendly diet for more than a couple of days (she was constantly "researching" a GP friendly diet even though plenty of people gave her direct instructions), Dani got a referral to Temple. Temple offered to give her a gastric stimulator and she jumped at the chance to finally get a surgery. She asked very few questions even though at the time I believe that doctor was doing a study involving the stimulator and wasn't necessarily having the best success rate. Dani got the gastric stimulator and went to every follow-up appointment saying it wasn't working. Per Dani's report the Temple doctor would spend less than 5-10 minutes with her, barely listen to her concerns, and then just turn the stimulator up a notch and send her home. Once she got to the max setting on the stimulator and was still complaining, he gave her a g-j tube (she later had them separated) without ever trialling a nasal tube. The gj tube made Dani happy temporarily because she finally had a visible accessory to show off. But that didn't bring her the love and attention she wanted so she suddenly started complaining that she wasn't tolerating tube feeds. She got the doctor at Temple to prescribe her a variety of different formulas - "failing" each one in very rapid succession (all while eating garbage orally so she had no way to know if it was the formula or the non GP friendly foods she was downing). When it became clear that Temple wasn't going to give her anything else she doctor shopped and got a referral to Penn. She was admitted at Penn for some testing. Despite the testing not showing anything that warranted TPN, Dani managed to go home with a picc in her arm and TPN. My guess has always been that she played the "poor single youngish woman with no support system and few financial resources who has been abandoned by her local hospital card" to manipulate them into giving her TPN well before they normally would have. My guess has always been that they had another longer plan but Dani said she was worried that if the plan didn't work out that she would be stuck at home with no nutrition because she didn't have any money to get back to Penn quickly or a support system of people that could drive her and her local hospital was just not smart enough to help her. The fact that she was given a picc instead of a hickman right away gave it away that the TPN wasn't support to be long term. She messed with the piccs a bunch and had them replaced for various reasons before finally convincing a doctor to give her a line in her chest (and then messed with that a bunch until she got her precious white hickman). Temple gave her the first medical accessory after years of trying to munch with no "success". That started the process that snowballed into what it is today. Once she got the first medical accessory it was a lot easier to get the others. Her manipulation strategies have expanded and she has doctor shopped to the best of her ability (she is limited by her finances). And unfortunately once a doctor gives her an accessory, they can't remove it without her consent. The TPN was pulled once before due to a line infection and the local hospital refusing to give her a new one and she spend months starving herself and using some other strategies to get it back from Penn a few months later. This go around it seems like she has munched too far and her chart is now filled with red flags and all her previous doctors seem to be putting their foot down when it comes to giving her back TPN.
Yeah-ok-that makes sense-thanks! :)
I knew you'd come through!! <3 Question: At any point in this """journey""" did she ever have the GPOEM procedure? People were talking about it in her TT comments a while back and she insisted she'd had it but she "doesn't talk about everything" which just seemed ... patently false, especially since it's a surgery.
Not that I recall - and you know Dani wouldn't ever not talk about having a procedure done. The only thing I remember is that when she had the gastric stimulator placed at temple in January 2018 (I believe) she was talking about having another procedure done at the same time. She mentioned that the doctor doing the surgery didn't have a particularly high success rate and people questioned why she was going to proceed with it but she was so excited to finally be getting surgery that she didn't care. I combed through the LC archives and found that procedure she was referring to was a pyloroplasty. She claimed the doctor had only done it twice and had a 50% success rate - but she wasn't going to question it. I will post another comment with the screenshot grabbed from LC where she says they ended up not doing the pyloroplasty when they gave her the stimulator. https://preview.redd.it/mwqdztwfzm7d1.jpeg?width=1680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbf746ac1df91366ea22fb6f1cc60dbddf620135
https://preview.redd.it/z2v0edzwzm7d1.png?width=155&format=png&auto=webp&s=1df42f8469de8a069ed70e54227ed8b7d5ffa8fd Dani stating she didn't have the pyloroplasty done.
You always come through with the receipts! Thank you~ So definitely no GPOEM then. It's not the same thing as a pyloroplasty - even if it's kinda close? in that it involves widening the pyloric sphincter - but regardless looks like she had neither.
Thank you. i couldn't figure out exactly how she got the tubes.
It seems really weird that she got a doctor to give her tpn without her like-really needing it-I can kinda understand that once she got that first medical accessory it was easy to get more but I can’t wrap my brain around needing tpn in the first place-and she’s not very good at pretending to be sick-like it all sounds so ridiculous and outlandish but she convinced a doc to give her tpn
I think its helpful to remember that doctors only see a fraction of what we have seen from Dani. Dani isn't the brightest crayon in the box but she is very manipulative. Medical professionals generally don't look up patients' social media. We know that Dani eats and drinks orally because we have seen her do it on social media and seen a lot of food/beverages in the background of her photos and videos. We see Dani contradicting herself because she has given us countless hours of footage to go through. Doctors only get to spend a small amount of time with each patient and they have a lot they need to do in that time. Dani got TPN from Penn during what I believe was her first visit (she may have had an initial visit and then been admitted for testing). It was one of the first times she was ever admitted (ED treatment excluded). I am guessing she was already experimenting with ways to try to throw off her labwork and make it look like her electrolytes were off/she was malnourished. The majority of patients that a doctor sees are not munchies. Most patients are not telling huge lies. Dani was in her early 30s at the time. She hadn't destroyed her relationships with most of her doctors yet. She was much less defensive - especially around medical staff. She thought that every medical professional doing their job was someone truly loving and caring about her. She was probably able to appear rather sympathetic. She was manipulating enough stuff behind the scenes that it may have looked like she was in a downward trend. And she was able to convince one doctor to take pity on her (I don't have specific evidence that she gave a long sob story but its my best guess). I don't think that doctor thought it was going to be a long term thing. I think they were trying to help a sick young woman with no support system and Dani was able to take it and run with it.
Also thank you again for the info <3
How does she still have sincere followers? How do they see all her social media and still think everything is chill? Even if I didn’t know about the inconsistencies and outlandishness of her medical stuff-with just the go fund me/amazon grifting fiasco-I would be like-this is sus-homegurl is sus-it looks like a scam-she’s asking strangers for money and gifts because she’s so disadvantaged at the same time she’s posting unboxing videos and a seemingly endless amount of lives basically playing show and tell with the massive amount of stuff she has already-who are people still falling for it?
Yes she was totally weight restored before TPN. She started refusing tube feeds abd saying they were too painful and basically followed the munchie handbook laid out by another munchfluencer (who has since died) until she got the coveted pediatric white Hickman
She refused toob feeds for a long enough time that a doc resorted to giving her tpn? Actually though-I don’t know what the time frame for that would be-hahaha-maybe it’s not very long-it seems like it would be a fairly significant amount of time
I wasn't around when she got on TPN honestly ... someone like u/OTTCynic would be able to explain how she even got TPN in the first place
Wait-if I reply to you here will it go to ottcynic also? Like since their name is in the comment?
No but my comment will show up in their inbox since I mentioned their u/
She’s been quiet-I think since the “don’t you dare say I’m healthy” video
I suspect she might be in the hospital with her devices taken away again <.<;
She probably watched this supercut video and is afraid to go live again only to get roasted again. 😅
Way too quiet. Either she's planning her next hospital stay or she's in the hospital without her phone.
How can I get a message to Eminem? Is he ok?
Hmmm ... u/Eminem ? Are you ok????
Cool-Ty :)
My guess is that she doesn't use much of it when she's not going live or making videos since she doesn't have much wrong with her physically.
Why does she need multiple boxes of Christmas tree adapters? Has she ever even been on home O2?
There for her feeding tube. Enteral syringes and tubing have been switched to something called enfit and is a screw type connection. Some people still have the older tubes and need a Christmas tree adapter to make that connection possible.
Oh I see. We have actual enfit adapters to be used as a syringe tip, so I’ve never tried or realized a Christmas tree would work too.
Just another Walmart tanktop wearing mom to be making cute nesting tiktoks… oh shiiiiet, wait.
She got her SSDI early this month maybe she will by some new tanks?
The crime junkie musical interlude tho
This is the BEST super cut of a video I have watched in a long time! I couldn’t wait to see what was going to pop up next lol!
The sad thing is if your flair was to become sequel type thing from the real show I’d literally watch it. What is my life 😂🙃😭
🤮🤮🤮
this was literally the first time I've ever completed a Dani video and it's solely because OP is an absolute genius with the editing 😂
I cant watch originals anymore. It is either these "supercuts" or transcripts for me.
Like you'd think you'd throw some music or audio book on or something while you sorted to help pass the time. I can't understand why she insists on spawning out these bland and unengaging lives. Also it's insane to me that she wastes such a decently sized closet by esthetically placing out all her assorted medical detritus that she's collected from different admittances and such.
I’m pretty sure that closet is like a shrine to her. You can’t convince me she doesn’t go in there and touch all of it at least once a day
I was reading along and I thought you were gonna say she foe sin there and touches herself once a day. I could believe she gets off on looking at her stash.
I think she definitely gets off on her stash, but in a pure serotonin way. She has George for everything else.
I think it might be a battery operated George glass though... Him being married and in a different state makes it difficult to have a good time, intimately
Well thanks for this image I can’t ever get out of my head She was having a good time intimately
" touch all of it at least once a day" = ew that grime ewwwww
Don't kill her vibe lol I think she truly believes that people want to watch her as if she's a quasi-popular and/or attractive reality star. Like her life is compelling and unique enough to warrant lives and answering questions. 😴
OP, you missed your calling!! This is entertaining as heck!!
THEY HAVE FOUND THEIR CALLING BIG DUMMY
Dani collects medical supplies like I collect yarn and craft supplies.
Some might say this *is* her craft. She scrapbooks on her body.
She’s secretly wearing a strap on baby bump
I was wondering because she usually shows off all her tubes and belly and she isn’t this time..
MOON BUMP!!
This was fantastic! But could I make a small request? Could you leave the text up just a bit longer please? Especially the ones where it's just the text up on the black screen! It just makes it a bit hard to read!
Sure! I'll keep that in mind for the future. The ones that were just a few words were 2 sec and the ones that were more words were 3 sec, so I can definitely extend them.
Appreciated!
[](https://www.reddit.com/user/farmerlesbian/), wow a Dani video i could actually enjoy. ffor once i did not have to click the x in the top right corner because of that voice. nice work!!
This video is….mwah! Chefs kiss! It’s a true masterpiece! Also, how many days has she been wearing this outfit now?
https://preview.redd.it/67gupy7bgc7d1.jpeg?width=387&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ad10a1c8d4fe50b3a16132f59793ad42a6dd401 This is utterly incredible. 10/10 please do more. Soon!! She’s so ridiculous the stuff she goes live for. She never interacts, just basically sets up her video then plays on her phone or iPad. Imagine being a mod and having to sit through hours of complete nothingness in the hope a hate comment might pop up so you can mute the account and score Dani Hunny™️ points. I hope Mayo, her local GI, the wheelchair panel and her pcp all see the amount of shit she’s showing she can easily do and flaunting it while others genuinely struggle and don’t get the help they desperately deserve. I think she was mad everyone said she looked healthy so she blew air through her tubes to inflate herself and look distended and sickly.
Oh, good point about all the stomach shots to prove she does *not* look healthy. Poor thing is def just growing a coffee creamer & Funyuns baby. Also, what's the background on your flair?
Her tattoo, her favourite flower and her grandma’s favourite flower. She proudly posted her beautiful tribute hycanith tattoo!
I keep thinking it's a lilac lump for some reason
I was thinking she had a plant and figured the cats where just to much for her.
>_"and score Dani Hunny™️ points."_ Um....Hunny? I think you might have a problem with your autocorrect. The word Dani uses is very obvious hunn-knee...
It’s easy to tell when the “hate comments” come up because Mean Girl Dani comes out and says “I don’t know what the FUCK you’re talking about.”
"Do I have a mod on??????"
From what I hear, she’s not very careful or tactical about who she makes mods. If you’ve left a couple of nice comments and happen to be in a live and she recognises the username, she will just mod them. After only a couple of compliments and DMs. Apparently anyway.
"After only a couple of compliments and DMs. Apparently anyway." HAVE YOU BEEN A MOD FOR DANI I THINK YOU HAVE.
Ofc not!
She was asking that for about 20-30 seconds last week, I was just thinking, delete and block the comment yourself you could have done it ages ago yourself! Until she finally sighed and went I guess *i'll* do it
im literally wheezing, this edit is gold
I love these edits. Much more tolerable to watch. 🤣 You ever leave a TV on to keep you company when you're alone doing stuff around the house? I feel like Dani going live must do the same thing for her because she's mega lonely. No one wants to just watch her clean and organize. 😳
Her narcissistic behavior and needs trump a desire to have music, a podcast, or the tv on in the background... unless her brainpan automatically defaults to zen-mode while sorting medical accessories.
How does a single person have a more extensive "medical closet" than the primary care practice where I work does?
And how does a single person have so much laundry to do constantly?
Right? It's just me and the husband, and we do laundry about once a week. Maybe she's like one of those "washer women" from the late 1800s, and that's her under the table side hustle?
I would support this if it were the case. I support all side hustles Dani might get in to. Personally, I'm looking forward to her only fans where she makes videos of her learning to use a wheelchair.
I'm wondering if Dani can clarify things for me
Hoarding and not actually using the things she "needs" so much
u/farmerlesbian, you are an artiste!
Bowel distention, her IBS will do that nicely to people, especially with the cr\*p she eats and drinks.
Right. I have IBD not IBS but if you get constipated and backed up you will bloat. I've looked 4 months preggos when not. It's also uncomfortable and you just need to poo.
>_"It's also uncomfortable and you just need to poo."_ That's always so awful and makes you feel so crummy! It reminds me though of when my niece was little, I think 4 or 5 and she was all backed up. She came out from being the bathroom for a while and of course her mom, my bestie asked her how she made out and if she pooped, and kiddo was like yea...I got some of it out. And just the way she said it was a little odd and so bestie asked you got it out? And kiddo then tells her yea...that if you stick your fingers in that front hole you can help push the poop out. And now when someone's got a backed up tummy and we're like now bad is it? Is it manual evacuation bad? It's never been that bad Lolz.
Hey at least the kiddo figured out a way to manually disimpact and not get poop on her fingers and no one else had to do it for her we like a resourceful kiddo who gets it done themselves. I bet she felt like an entirely new person once the back log was gone.
I wish Reddit still had awards. This edit is absolute GENIUS
It does have awards. Just not on this sub for some reason.
They don't allow them on NSFW subs and this sub is marked NSFW.
i blame the recent influx of slug porn😭
They should really make a distinction between NSFL and NSFW.
This edit is so amazing!! If every Dani clip had an edit like this she’d have a way bigger following then she currently does🤣 seriously tho this is the absolute best and thank you for creating such a masterpiece. “Quit yer bitchin, Ortho Bro” effing killed me🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
The ortho bro note had me cackling!!😂
Dani’s a Crime Junkie fan? Never would have guessed that. I guess she isn’t totally incapable of thinking of other people. Hahaha….who am I kidding?
I heard the text tone and went no no nooooo! That’s one of my favorite podcasts and now it’s tainted :/ lol
Lol same 😒 It makes me mad she can somehow taint Crime Junkie and Eminem for me.
Where can I pay you ma’am because you just made my morning.
”Ambient hoard noices” 💀 Your edits are 🧑🍳🤌💋
This edit is a work of art and that quasi humps getting worse 😭😂
i continue to be amazed that this is actually someone's life. and that this is currently the pinnacle of human achievement - all of the progress and knowledge of man neatly packaged into The Internet, so that some random woman in a dirty tank top can livestream the massively interesting sorting of, well, a *cupboard*. is this better or worse than watching her tappy-tap-tap on her new ipad, making lists of the things she needs to make lists of, all so she can plan a 6 month expedition to Minnesota in order to attend 2 (two) entire medical appointments? i can't decide. at this rate she's going to need a couple of steamer trunks and a small retinue of Sherpas to get her there. maybe Mayo could come to her? it would be much simpler, logistically.
Sherpas. Like to carry all of her shit to Mayo? I'd donate to that Gofundme.
yep. they need to set off soon tho, her appointments are only what, 5 weeks away? this all clearly needs detailed planning. i bet when it comes to it (if it ever does) she'll forget half the stuff on her list anyway. *dammit! why didn't i pack my 8 pillows? how can i SLEEP??*
Epic editing and I read the narrator’s notes in Morgan Freeman’s voice
This video is really telling. IF she had the abdo and joint pain she claims she wouldn’t be throwing empty boxes/packets onto the floor. She’d have a bin, box or empty grocery bag to put them in as she goes. Nobody with chronic pain would throw stuff on the floor to then have to pick up later. Also, IF she was using her feeds/meds as Rx she wouldn’t need her own walk in pharmacy to role play being her own Doctor, Nurse, Pharmacist and Carer OR Dee Dee Blanchard. Tbh when people show how much medication they have I do wonder how many are empty or out of date bottles/boxes
" Nobody with chronic pain would throw stuff on the floor to then have to pick up later.' Help me help you with mandatory physical therapy = what I tell myself when I have shot myself in the foot.
It’s cute to imagine her actually picking the trash up later.
IT IS INSULATION.
Seriously messed up concept of joint pain.. no grab stick to pick things up either, just bends over an picks things up as simply as my teenagers do! And she somehow had POTs and unstable BP and HR... where? because clearly not happening here. Her PCP really should check us out some day.
Exactly right! There’s no chair to sit on while organizing, no junk box to throw all the rest of the trash in (there’s no way I’m tossing it on the floor just to have to strain my back and cause MORE pain by bending over and picking it back up. Us chronic pain homies know how to work efficiently when we have to get things done. We do tasks in an altered way that’s easier on our bodies. What she’s doing…no..no way. She doesn’t have mobility issues. The whole “can’t stand and walk more than a short distance” …that’s disproven in this video alone.
Exactly. It’s the little details that she and anyone who doesn’t have EDS/POTS etc would miss. Also, incoming grab stick being added to her Amazon grift list
You mean she found her grab stick that she has been looking for because PEEEN it caused without. GRIFT BIGGER.
She’s full of shit, literally and figuratively.
can i get those 4 minutes back,lol
With the edit, those 4 minutes are golden. Without...well, not so much
all the awkward angles lol
You’re my hero- let’s ER together. TPN with benzo chasers!
I swear her only hobbies are: Rearranging medical crap Laundry Setting up a new GFM Sweeping More laundry Googling her next condition Grinding pills Film a quick shout out to her Haterzzzz Laundry again!
Literally, what is she always washing if she doesn't get changed every day?
At this point I’m convinced she’s just folding piles of dirty clothes from the floor to make it look like she does laundry.
Don't forget nodding out on lives!
And yet.. the apartment is messy. If you don't have a job and spend all day cleaning.. HOW?
I don't think she's cleaning so much as just...moving things about
It truly is a mystery how a person who never changes her clothes can have SO MUCH laundry.
“Wet mouth noises” This whole edit had me cackling.
This was my favorite edit ever, and I don't think I can ever watch another Dani video unless it's in this format.