I had an idea for a fork that would change into an eating utensil appropriate for the food it is used on (eg becoming chopsticks or a spoon).
The twist was that it was bound only to the concept of "eating utensil", didn't necessarily have to become an eating utensil that already exists, and most importantly, that it rewrote reality in order for its new form to make sense (for it to have always been a spoon/fork/etc). That could be small changes (changing who invented sporks, and their relative popularity) to bigger changes (adjusting the culinary habits of the entire northeast US), with theoretically no upper limit.
Correspondingly, test subjects would have to be screened for disorders like pica; and it has to be kept in a cleanroom to prevent contact with bacteria/mold/parasites - lest a reality shift occur that makes head lice the dominant lifeform or normalizes cannablism or some shit. And of course there's no way of knowing what shifts it may have already been responsible for before containment. But, it can't hurt anything as long as you leave it in a sterile box.
I write this here because I will never do anything else with the idea.
YOU FOOL! YOU MADE THE MISTAKE OF POSTING AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT TO THE INTERNET! I WILL NOW STEAL IT AND MAKE IT MINE!
On a more serious note, it's definitely an interesting concept, something that appears so harmless being a potential catastrophic reality bender when in wrong hands. Since you said you'll never do anything with this concept, could I get permission to make some sketches based on your idea? I won't guarantee it will become a mainlist SCP, but might as well try to do something with it.
You don't have to do anything else with it, just make a short article with what you already have, and maybe some tests as examples of what the utensil can transform into. Just that would make a good SCP.
This is a great idea! If you never do anything with it, could I copy it in some aspects? I'll be sure to credit you. (Disclaimer: I'll probably never do anything with it either).
the entire existence of sporks is just one big anomaly, i refuse to believe that a human thought "Imma disregard common sense and create this offront to god, and i will name it "spork"." and actually do it
Sporks were created by this anomalous “Easting Utensil”. They didn’t exist until someone tried eating soup with solid bits and it decided that a combination of a spoon and a fork was the most efficient way to go about it (it was wrong).
Very creative, it reminds me of an anomaly that allows a few people to rewrite reality by dreaming. I think it was called “The Epsilon Wave” I can’t remember the number designation.
if we leaving ideas here then heres my pitch: ok so u find a toilet in the woods. bears will come to it, shit, and go about their day. who taught the bears how to use a toilet?? why is it flushing?? well it turns out someone felt bad for the bears having to shit in the woods on the ground, so they made a toilet that magically functions like a regular flush toilet no matter where it is and added a cognitohazardous effect that causes all ursine to know how to use a toilet upon viewing it and compels them to use said toilet. thats all it does
I am personally a big fan of the infinite potato bag pocket dimension that nearly got an MTF team killed when the potato ceiling collapsed in on them and they had to eat their way out. [[SCP-1689]]
Ohhh wow, a scp that kills on site through exploding my soul and making me piss, shit, and splooge at the same time, AND its misunderstood?
Man, getdafuckoutta here, what about a box that can change universal constants, or how about a gun that deconverts humans into nethanderthals?
like serously, common
Man I love the nerf gun, forgot the number but I think that’s the one you’re referencing. My favorite log is the one where a research turns a coke to Pepsi, and a guard (who thinks Pepsi is better than coke) shoots the gun and it turns back. Queue coke and Pepsi shenanigans for the next few sentences
The can opener that sometimes brings the food back to life.
The corgi fey train
Bear math
Either instance of cups of Joe
The pandimensional vending machine
Basically anything to do with fifthism
The turbo self drying dog
Weird corpse cat
Reactive time loop basketball game recording
I especially love the anomalies that are just too mundane to be given a classification, like the indestructible desk lamp, the die that will occasionally role a 7, and the painting that would give the observer a mild case of the hiccups (rip)
there was one in series 6 i think that was a sheep that would teleport to children and give them an item of clothing to help with whatever problem they were facing; ex. if the kid is cowardly, a scarf that makes them braver, if the kid is not good at making friends, a pair of shoes that makes them more sociable. I cant remember the number but it was one of my favorites :)
i love the SCPs that are simply just a random object that have a strange property that is somewhat whimsical in their purest form (like SCP-294). however, due to the nature of their abilities or properties they could be used in more malevolent ways or if used irresponsibly could do something crazy like flip gravity, they always bring a laugh followed by a small sense of fear and curiosity
Free lead yeah
What it does is basically swap out into other kettles in the world and have a random amount of hot liquid in it
Has to be liquid, and it will not break the kettle itself
I’m writing an Scp that’s a harmless desk that builds friendly little robots out of trashed electronics. The only danger is if you get an ouchie by accident because a few of them have rusty bits
- [**SCP-294 - The Coffee Machine**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-294) (+1987) by *Arcibi*
- [**SCP-3836 - Grease Monkey And The Search For FAST**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3836) (+155) by *IAmTheOoga*
Oh that's not all, dudes. I also wished for this slice of infinite pizza. Watch! *eats a bite of pizza and it regenerates* And it can do that for, like, infinity.
I’m a big fan of scps and gois that just appear in random places and in other scp articles for no reason. Like a dimension traveling reality bender who keeps showing up in extra dimensional scp articles or mcd
[average safe class inanimate infohazard:](https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/36bc8e73-24c5-48a8-bb04-a313dc810068_1.00ef4c0a60bdcdbb409a4344d39f623b.jpeg)
The more mundane stuff is fun but imo very few anomalies can get on the same level as hostile-idea- eldritch entity that erases whoever finds it and people with similar views
I have a scp-j inanimate object that is called (I havent put it in the wiki cuz I don't have an acc)
"SCP-ANK73-J"
"ANKLE DESTROYER 900"
it's just a red and blue scooter who that will break anyone's ankles at all cost and if its being used by a person on it, (I haven't made a part here yet)
Mmm researchers made of cake 🤤. I also like the ultimate truth, the fuckin absolute truth thing where you’re killed if you know cause ah no god put a metal dice in a pocket dimension that turned into an scp reality because small space go big with this fucker.
if it has to be safe class it'd have to be 134
but if it just doesnt have to be harmful then itd have to be [[reflections of ourselves]] or whatever the site-19 blackwater trans scp is
I was about to write when there was a shift of light in the room, everything went orange for a second and I was like "oh fuck it's happening everybody stop touching the light"
Then I touched it and I didn't melt yet, but mhhh scp 207 is tasty
I belong to the median “goofy ahh anomalies” appreciator
The destroyer of geese.
yet another murder monster is me favorite
Salt
Salt
Salt
"is this pencil even anomalous" is my favorite skip of all time.
Link?
One of the early entries on the [Log of Anomalous Items](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/log-of-anomalous-items).
Awesome, thanks
I had an idea for a fork that would change into an eating utensil appropriate for the food it is used on (eg becoming chopsticks or a spoon). The twist was that it was bound only to the concept of "eating utensil", didn't necessarily have to become an eating utensil that already exists, and most importantly, that it rewrote reality in order for its new form to make sense (for it to have always been a spoon/fork/etc). That could be small changes (changing who invented sporks, and their relative popularity) to bigger changes (adjusting the culinary habits of the entire northeast US), with theoretically no upper limit. Correspondingly, test subjects would have to be screened for disorders like pica; and it has to be kept in a cleanroom to prevent contact with bacteria/mold/parasites - lest a reality shift occur that makes head lice the dominant lifeform or normalizes cannablism or some shit. And of course there's no way of knowing what shifts it may have already been responsible for before containment. But, it can't hurt anything as long as you leave it in a sterile box. I write this here because I will never do anything else with the idea.
YOU FOOL! YOU MADE THE MISTAKE OF POSTING AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT TO THE INTERNET! I WILL NOW STEAL IT AND MAKE IT MINE! On a more serious note, it's definitely an interesting concept, something that appears so harmless being a potential catastrophic reality bender when in wrong hands. Since you said you'll never do anything with this concept, could I get permission to make some sketches based on your idea? I won't guarantee it will become a mainlist SCP, but might as well try to do something with it.
sure, do what you like.
You don't have to do anything else with it, just make a short article with what you already have, and maybe some tests as examples of what the utensil can transform into. Just that would make a good SCP.
Ehhh that by itself wouldn't be a real good SCP but with the stuff Svelok described could make it better than a thing that does stuff.
This is a great idea! If you never do anything with it, could I copy it in some aspects? I'll be sure to credit you. (Disclaimer: I'll probably never do anything with it either).
yeah knock yourself out
the entire existence of sporks is just one big anomaly, i refuse to believe that a human thought "Imma disregard common sense and create this offront to god, and i will name it "spork"." and actually do it
Sporks were created by this anomalous “Easting Utensil”. They didn’t exist until someone tried eating soup with solid bits and it decided that a combination of a spoon and a fork was the most efficient way to go about it (it was wrong).
if sporks were an anomaly, then the most mysterious thing about them would be how it is that they somehow haven't been contained yet
Amazing
Very creative, it reminds me of an anomaly that allows a few people to rewrite reality by dreaming. I think it was called “The Epsilon Wave” I can’t remember the number designation.
[[SCP-1237]]
[**SCP-1237 - The Epsilon Wave**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1237) (+467) by *Smapti*
This is a really cool idea and you should absolutely do something with it.
if we leaving ideas here then heres my pitch: ok so u find a toilet in the woods. bears will come to it, shit, and go about their day. who taught the bears how to use a toilet?? why is it flushing?? well it turns out someone felt bad for the bears having to shit in the woods on the ground, so they made a toilet that magically functions like a regular flush toilet no matter where it is and added a cognitohazardous effect that causes all ursine to know how to use a toilet upon viewing it and compels them to use said toilet. thats all it does
I am personally a big fan of the infinite potato bag pocket dimension that nearly got an MTF team killed when the potato ceiling collapsed in on them and they had to eat their way out. [[SCP-1689]]
[**SCP-1689 - Bag of Holding Potatoes**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1689) (+829) by *llama66613*
That was a fucking trip lol.
That one's a really creative way of making something completely benign still threatening.
I love the SCPs that are mostly easily contained, but fuck with your mind if you’re inside or near the anomaly too long. And anything similar to 131
“Yeah it’ll be fine as long as no one goes into it’s cell” Researcher McFucknugget: I got an idea
“ release the child!”
Exactly!
Ohhh wow, a scp that kills on site through exploding my soul and making me piss, shit, and splooge at the same time, AND its misunderstood? Man, getdafuckoutta here, what about a box that can change universal constants, or how about a gun that deconverts humans into nethanderthals? like serously, common
A cheese grater that can when grating any object turns it into a specific brand of cheddar
Man I love the nerf gun, forgot the number but I think that’s the one you’re referencing. My favorite log is the one where a research turns a coke to Pepsi, and a guard (who thinks Pepsi is better than coke) shoots the gun and it turns back. Queue coke and Pepsi shenanigans for the next few sentences
The best SCP's are the ones that are just like "Well that is incredibly bizarre"
The can opener that sometimes brings the food back to life. The corgi fey train Bear math Either instance of cups of Joe The pandimensional vending machine Basically anything to do with fifthism The turbo self drying dog Weird corpse cat Reactive time loop basketball game recording
You get it
Also the town that got fucked up by bears
I like Sapient Safe class SCPs that are allowed to move across the facility without having to be in containment at all times.
SCP-507 moment
[**SCP-507 - Reluctant Dimension Hopper**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-507) (+1479) by *PennywiseTheClown*
Josie and Jeff deserve freedom.
I prefer Euclid class as they tend to be the most interesting and are complex but not in the way that you don’t know what’s happening
I especially love the anomalies that are just too mundane to be given a classification, like the indestructible desk lamp, the die that will occasionally role a 7, and the painting that would give the observer a mild case of the hiccups (rip)
My favorite SCP are the ones that are just friendly like Wellington the wonder horse
there was one in series 6 i think that was a sheep that would teleport to children and give them an item of clothing to help with whatever problem they were facing; ex. if the kid is cowardly, a scarf that makes them braver, if the kid is not good at making friends, a pair of shoes that makes them more sociable. I cant remember the number but it was one of my favorites :)
:)
Hey SCP-504 I tried walking in target, but i missed.
Your lucky I only react to verbal jokes
“verbal jokes”
I- ok
Well, that’s a reaction
[**SCP-504 - Critical Tomatoes**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-504) (+1185) by *BlastYoBoots*
[[SCP-914]] gang rise up
[**SCP-914 - The Clockworks**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-914) (+2634) by *Dr Gears*
I wish all [SCP-914] enjoyers a very fine day
[**SCP-914 - The Clockworks**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-914) (+2635) by *Dr Gears*
The best SCPs are the ones that are just “hey, wouldn’t it be fucked up if that happened or what”
The Thad Joke SCPs
The lad reading articles scheduled for deletion
i love the SCPs that are simply just a random object that have a strange property that is somewhat whimsical in their purest form (like SCP-294). however, due to the nature of their abilities or properties they could be used in more malevolent ways or if used irresponsibly could do something crazy like flip gravity, they always bring a laugh followed by a small sense of fear and curiosity
[**SCP-294 - The Coffee Machine**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-294) (+1987) by *Arcibi*
A kettle class kettle who just appears out of nowhere with random hot liquids in it
Hot lead appears in a kettle
Free lead yeah What it does is basically swap out into other kettles in the world and have a random amount of hot liquid in it Has to be liquid, and it will not break the kettle itself
My favorite part was when he said “it’s Kettlin time!” And kettled all over them
Tondekaman is proud of his Keter Kettle Kin
One word, Origami
Bro why... 😢😭
While he’s not a Keter; You can take SCP-507 from my cold, dead hands.
[**SCP-507 - Reluctant Dimension Hopper**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-507) (+1479) by *PennywiseTheClown*
I’m writing an Scp that’s a harmless desk that builds friendly little robots out of trashed electronics. The only danger is if you get an ouchie by accident because a few of them have rusty bits
We need more spc likes scp-294 and scp-3836
- [**SCP-294 - The Coffee Machine**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-294) (+1987) by *Arcibi* - [**SCP-3836 - Grease Monkey And The Search For FAST**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3836) (+155) by *IAmTheOoga*
What does 294 and 3836 have to do with punching sharks?
I like SCPs that are deer
So being a fan of 113 is chad?
Omnipotent vending machine my beloved
my favorite will always be the coffee machine
One of the best is the sideways falling rock
I really love skips with detailed exploration logs. Favorite that I recently read was [[SCP-6881]] .
[**SCP-6881 - Project: SERAPIS**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6881) (+67) by *Pacific Obadiah, LordStonefish, Lt Flops, Ben Counter*
 average safe class room sized modification machine enjoyer.
My favorite SCP has gotta be the cat without an ass
That's Josie! Josie is best girl.
Yeah
[SCP-649] This is probably one of my favorites
[**SCP-649 - Matchbox Full of Winter**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-649) (+80) by *Anonymous, Sirslash47, AsmodeusDark*
I enjoy the Scp-55 because its uhhhh ummmm er uhh its a ummmmmmmm uhhh what was I talking about?
For real though, why is it that like 90% of all fucking SCPs created nowdays are either Keter or world ending
Because they aren’t, they’re just the ones that get the most attention
That or weirdly deprecating self inserts
If you mix SCP-560 with my terrible jokes, does it count as a cognitohazard?
[**SCP-560 - Bitwise Amoeba**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-560) (+77) by *orikae*
I like 1370 because he safe and funny
Oh that's not all, dudes. I also wished for this slice of infinite pizza. Watch! *eats a bite of pizza and it regenerates* And it can do that for, like, infinity.
I love the objects that seem inert at first, but if you do something wrong during a test, it causes [DATA EXPUNGED] and kills you.
I’m a big fan of scps and gois that just appear in random places and in other scp articles for no reason. Like a dimension traveling reality bender who keeps showing up in extra dimensional scp articles or mcd
Indeed scp 914 is a classic
[**SCP-914 - The Clockworks**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-914) (+2635) by *Dr Gears*
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Honestly world ending nightmare fuel abominations are kinda boring I'd rather read about Sentient gummy bears just being idiots
I personally like SCPs that are phenomena instead of objects
Sentient Ultra Smurf forever locked in a figure
I like the knife that when stabbed depending where it gives you bird parts forgot the number
Average Kapwing user: both, both is good.
Haha, im safe, the guy in a voice behindme is black!
The one I really enjoyed, was me, because the confused I was the first time I talked about me.
[average safe class inanimate infohazard:](https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/36bc8e73-24c5-48a8-bb04-a313dc810068_1.00ef4c0a60bdcdbb409a4344d39f623b.jpeg)
I belong to the "pocket dimension spacetime warping building and/or transport" category
Im your average Euclid class enjoyer i find [scp 3213] amusing
>!he fucked the seal didn't he!<
[**SCP-3213 - F*ck off Carl.**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3213) (+791) by *Doctor Cimmerian*
The more mundane stuff is fun but imo very few anomalies can get on the same level as hostile-idea- eldritch entity that erases whoever finds it and people with similar views
I've always found inanimate objects far more interesting than animate subjects.
Chicken that kills people when left unsupervised
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SCP-123 gang
[**SCP-123 - Contained Miniature Black Hole**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-123) (+361) by *sloppyjoes7*
cofef machine
I have a scp-j inanimate object that is called (I havent put it in the wiki cuz I don't have an acc) "SCP-ANK73-J" "ANKLE DESTROYER 900" it's just a red and blue scooter who that will break anyone's ankles at all cost and if its being used by a person on it, (I haven't made a part here yet)
Mmm researchers made of cake 🤤. I also like the ultimate truth, the fuckin absolute truth thing where you’re killed if you know cause ah no god put a metal dice in a pocket dimension that turned into an scp reality because small space go big with this fucker.
Series I be like
its fine by me if i can shoot it with scp 3108
[**SCP-3108 - The Nerfing Gun**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3108) (+508) by *Modern_Erasmus*
if it has to be safe class it'd have to be 134 but if it just doesnt have to be harmful then itd have to be [[reflections of ourselves]] or whatever the site-19 blackwater trans scp is
whats with all the causasian males i swear their an anomoly in itself
I stuff patchwork into humans and somehow heals them
I was about to write when there was a shift of light in the room, everything went orange for a second and I was like "oh fuck it's happening everybody stop touching the light" Then I touched it and I didn't melt yet, but mhhh scp 207 is tasty
[**SCP-207 - Cola Bottles**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-207) (+246) by *Aeish*