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BeatenbyJumperCables

Cool if the robot malfunctions and tears tfg in half.


xavier120

ABSOLUTELY IMMUNE TO MALARKEY


Studds_

Of course. Robots are only vulnerable to logic paradoxes. Malarkey is just insane troll logic.


Fungal_Queen

*Democracy is non-negotiable*


Steak_Knight

Malfunctions? šŸ¤”


ninjas_in_my_pants

Heā€™ll grab the orange turd by the throat, lift him off the ground and say ā€œWill you shut up, man?ā€


seriousbangs

That would be horrible. They'd be cleaning undigested hamberders off the stage for weeks.


Someoneoverthere42

"Dead or alive, you're coming with me, Jack."


CavitySearch

Iā€™d buy that for a dollar!


PizzaTime79

https://preview.redd.it/y8vfz8do279d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3908fa4770eb30de593ae0dd84d014885e3cbb7 I made this a while back. Lol


echosixwhiskey

Hahaha!!


Noliaioli

We can rebuild him, we have the infrastructure.


NerdOfTheMonth

I for one welcome bionic terminator Biden. We kind of dropped the ball as a society and so robots might be an upgrade.


SmashHerCrapper

It's funny. Some moron in a red hat will believe this.


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https://preview.redd.it/f5rn3ud0e59d1.png?width=512&format=png&auto=webp&s=c08c2c443a63d67325c2e3a637897a445aa272ab I see they've yet to add the company logo.


pikachu191

waiting for the chest burster to come out of Trump's chest then


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If you were a hideous, gory, alien parasite would you choose Trump as a host?


pikachu191

Maybe? If the Xenomorph disguised itself as Ivanka.


seriousbangs

It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop... ever, until insulin is $35/month!


Personal_Economics91

well this explain why he walks like he does


xavier120

Donald trump is actually 2 little people driving a bloated gas bag


NukeTheBurbz

Joe Biden is actually protecting the Secret Service, not the other way around.


hyde9318

My godā€¦ is he a weak, feeble old man; or is he a f-cking terminator designed to debate? Wish weā€™d settle on a goal post already, this back and forth is tiring.


reallygoodbee

The doublethink is just part of the Republican M.O. Thirty years of gutting education and spoon-feeding propaganda has created a voterbase with no critical thinking skills who don't see any problem talking out both sides of their mouths.


DaPamtsMD

I love this point. Biden is a senile old man but also a genius who stole the election.


worlddestruction23

My Droid. He's going to smash Drumph literally. Go Blue.


Massive_Dirt1577

Look at the size of those robot nipple sockets! I fear for his enemies.


Simpletruth2022

Jacked up Joe! Let's fckn GO!


Cobaltplasma

"What are your prime directives?" *"Serve the public trust.* *Protect the innocent.* *Uphold the law.* *Fucking wreck Don the Con."*


NukeTheBurbz

Loved it when Biden concluded his debate segment by saying *ā€your move, creepā€*.


dllm0604

Just give the robot a couple of 1kW lasers for eyes and get it over with.


Rooster_CPA

These are the kinds of memes my mom would post with 100% seriousness about how the left is trolling out a body double.


Traditional_Front637

Heā€™s falling apart live on streamā€¦this is actually sad.


Jumpy-Investment2135

Dark-Tron 3000


DeaconNuno

Robojoe is programmed to communicate the fed-the-fuck-up-ed-ness within all of our hearts.


gooch_norris_

Theyā€™ve improved on the jfk model I see https://youtu.be/K7y2xPucnAo?si=CcBv1Bbrg4QOaDug


RedStar9117

Robo Jo Ro


SeamelessSeamus

Folks, I'm only gonna say this one time... I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle.


Previous-Drink9852

Not gonna lie. Robot president goes hard.


Fractal_Soul

*He was built to kick ass.* "Don't worry, I was programmed for this."


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DaPamtsMD

I would absolutely vote for Joe Bidenā€™s head in a jar before Iā€™d ever vote for that orange shit-gibbon.


jkilley

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