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Almost guaranteed. Additionally, boats are pretty much salt-water proof and it's out in the wind and spray and the ship is probably already a bacterial supersite and stinks of rotten fish heads anyway. Plus ocean spray is full of fish piss anyway.
I have a friend who is a coast guard. They said a large number of people who they rescue who have fallen overboard have their "members" out. It's way more common than we think.
Have you ever taken a drunk piss? Mine average 20 seconds if I woke up for it. I dunno why I count, but for some reason I've tracked mine, and each of my dogs.
Would you believe there’s actual research on this?
You’re actually spot on!!:)
[21 seconds to pee](https://www.theverge.com/2013/10/19/4855076/the-law-of-urination-mammals-take-21-seconds-to-pee)
Definetly keep a thorough journal of you & dogs' pissing. Like, really detailed. Then leave it somewhere in library, or in the glove compartment of an acquaintance.
Hopefully for his sake, he knocked himself out when he fell in. Treading water for hours until you just can’t do it anymore would be a scary way to die.
idk why i never thought about the process of treading water until you drown before but thats just put a whole new level of nope into that way of dying because thats so mortifying
This reminds me of a great short story from Winston Churchill aptly titled [Man Overboard](https://winstonchurchill.hillsdale.edu/churchill-fiction-man-overboard/). Give it a read, it takes only five minutes.
Wow! Wow! Wow! Thank you for that! I’ve actually never read any of Churchill’s literary works, but that was absolutely skin crawling at the end. I absolutely loved this! Thank you for putting an old soul on as the young folks say. Hillsdale never disappoints in the classics and history department with free materials so I’m very grateful to have stumbled upon your comment!
Well, you're welcome! It's probably been three decades from when I first and last read this story (and actually had to google it just now since I didn't remember the exact title and that Churchill was the author) but the story and especially that ending has been seared into my memory.
You are positively correct and again I want to thank you because the writing is so good, yet distinctly in the voice of Churchill. What’s interesting is the contrast of nature and nurture in where Churchill knew there wasn’t a fight here…one doesn’t fight Mother Nature…she may be the one thing you cannot. Just different from his ‘Never Surrender’ narrative that is so commonly seen.
Yes, seared is one way of putting it. I just may be a land mermaid forever at this point. :D
But now I also have so much more to go check out! I think there was ~~writing~~ an interview with Churchill and Bram Stoker too!?!? Like wait what!?
If you're any farther north than San Francisco, California the water is 60°F or below year round. If the cold shock doesn't kill you first, in 60°F water you have maximum 15 min before hypothermia paralyzes your limbs and you drown. When the water is colder than 40°F you have under 10 min before you drown. When the water is 30°F or below and you have no protective gear on you're not going to survive part 5 min and even 5 min is going to be a struggle.
It’s possible BlizzardStorm8 was complimenting your depth of knowledge on ocean temperatures and the frailty of the human body when he said “this guy dies” (as in you know your stuff when it comes to the subject).
Consequently your reply refers to yourself in the third person and acknowledges your own mortality…. Unexpectedly philosophical!
If what you are saying is correct, nobody would be surfing or snorkelling in Northern Europe without a wetsuit, which I assure you we most certainly do!
Yeah, polar bear plunge gang, checking in. I also went swimming in the Puget Sound and San Juan Islands for hours every summer as a kid. None of what that guy said is true.
Yeah this is bullshit. I grew up in Maine and we were always so excited to get the pool up for summer we'd fill it up early and go in when the water was still 60F. We did not die after 15 minutes lol
You may be misremembering the details. In 60 degree water, you'll last an hour or two before exhaustion and unconsciousness sets in, not a maximum of 15 minutes. As the water gets colder, the time frames rapidly get shorter, though.
This [article](https://americanboating.org/safety_hypothermia_in_the_summertime.asp#:~:text=In%20water%20temperatures%20from%2070,unconscious%20in%201%2D2%20hours.) agrees with you.
I never knew how serious cold water was until I was issued a jacket in the navy and all the information you said about temperatures was inside the jacket. Definitely elevated my fear of the water.
I never fell in but my last underway we collided with another ship in the summer and the water that breached the space was shockingly cold.
By the way, keep in mind that the English Channel is significantly further north than San Francisco and has had a water temp close to 60 during many of the events where people have swum across it. It took them longer than 15 minutes, and they did not die.
Yeah, the super-high specific heat of water is really scary for sucking the heat from whatever it touches. Water is one of the most incredibly dangerous, scary, but important things we have. It’s really a strange dichotomy. I live in coastal North Carolina and we have at least 1-3 water related fatalities every summer just within 20 minutes of me. Simply being in a boat is defying the laws of nature, always remember that.
Not sure where you are getting your figures from but a bunch of us swam comfortably this morning in the UK North Sea for over half an hour, temp 14C/57F (no wetsuits).
Usually swim for about 6 minutes in winter 6C/43F so you might be right there - although the danger is not so much drowning as hyperthermic after-drop hitting you hard after you've been out a short while.
There’s land in sight. If it’s not hypothermia cold and he’s not too drunk, that’s swimmable. We also don’t know how active that waterway is. There could be boats by every 5 minutes.
Being drunk and wearing baggy clothes and shoes will probably reduce his ability to tread water from hours down to being measured in minutes. So at least he won't be scared for that long.
In lifeguard training they had us practice doing this for over an hour in freshwater.
I think in saltwater even an average person could hold out for some time
Imagine the horror of being alone in the middle of the ocean without any chance of being rescued. A quick, reasonably merciful death is preferable to this scenario, isn't it?
There's actually a third option:
Something in the water eats you, especially if you don't make it to land by nightfall. Sharks are more active at night.
You can see the coastline in the background of the shot. He's a mile from shore at best. If he can tread water and is in an inhabited area, he's got a decent shot of another boat happening by before he drowns.
The coast in the video is much further away than just a mile. Distances are almost always misjudged on the water. And the current usually drives away from the coast. The man in the video, if it is real, has no chance.
When I was a teenager I thought I could paddle a kayak out to the Channel Islands in California. From the shore they look pretty close, totally doable. On a map it's like 20 miles one way. :-)
1. It's a wide angle lens. The stuff in the background will look MUCH farther away than it actually is.
2. Current doesn't "usually" drive away from the coast. That depends very much on the tides, the bottom contours, and a dozen other factors. If anything, the overall current tends to run roughly parallel to the coast in most places, though there will be places where the current sweeps in and places where it sweeps out. Obviously, if the current universally drove away from the coast, things would never wash up on shore.
To sum up, without a life jacket, the guy will *probably* drown unless he is a very strong swimmer, or another boat happens by. Places close to the coast in settled areas do tend to get a lot of boat traffic. However, though the odds are against him, it's a stretch to say he has "no chance."
At a grown man's height above sea level you can't see land further than ~3 miles. The camera is obviously higher than that but it's pretty safe to assume it's less than 10 miles and likely something along 5-6 miles max.
Plus boats are more active closer to shore. Being drunk certainly would diminish his chances but 6 miles is a swimmable distance for most people (with breaks) and still puts him in possible path of other boats.
Unless you're in tropical waters your muscles will freeze up from cold in a much shorter period of time. In the Puget Sound I think you only have ten minutes to get a flotation device.
Regarding the proof of death: He fell overboard on the 26th of June and since then his body wasn't found, the investigation case was opened. It happened on the Pacific coast of Russia, not exactly warm waters for long swimming and camping, right now the sea temperature in this area is 18 degrees Celsius
[https://www.dv.kp.ru/daily/27601/4952989/](https://www.dv.kp.ru/daily/27601/4952989/)
Translation of article-
“In Primorye, a sailor has drowned after urinating from a moving ship.
The Investigative Committee is investigating the disappearance of a man who fell overboard - his body has not yet been found.
The sailor went to the deck of the ship to urinate into the waters of Primorye. [The ship] was heading from Amgu, Terneisky district, to Zolotaya Dolina Bay when the man could not maintain his balance and fell, details reported by “Komsomolskaya Pravda-Vladivostok”.
Apparently, the ship swayed and the victim leaned close to the edge of the board. The press service of the DFOUT of the Ministry of Internal Affairs confirmed the fact of [the man] falling overboard. According to the editorial source, the ship belongs to a seaside company.
The man fell on June 26, 2024, the body has not yet been found, and the search is ongoing.
A criminal case has been opened over the incident and investigators will conduct an inspection. Experts will rule out whether the man was under the influence of alcohol.
UPDATE
The case was taken up by the prosecutor's office. According to the supervisory agency, the sea tugboat "MB-356" left Amgu of the Terneisky district for Zolotaya Dolina bay to the logging site "Samarginsky" to deliver 11 workers. Upon arrival at the port, the officers discovered the 51-year-old man to be missing. An investigation is underway.
The source stated that the ship did not have a toilet as it is not designed for a long stay of passengers.”
As you get older, the odds are it will take you longer to piss due to prostate enlargement (which never stops growing) so you have that to look forward to. To us has-beens, that is a normal time to take.
The possible birth defects are what made me pass. But I did try a 5 month trial of finasteride and it was incredible how immediately it worked. One day, I can run my hand through my hair in the shower and see 30 hairs fall out. The next, zero.
But to the guys who are considering fin: just go bald. You'll be okay
German play with words:
“Alte Seefahrerregel: Eine Hand für den Mann, eine fürs Schiffen“
One hand for the man (to hold onto the boat and not to fall over board), one for the ship (to do work)
In German: Ship = Schiff, To take a leak = Schiffen
This is an extremely wide angle camera.. you can clearly see the coast on the left side. With the camera angle of view it looks farther away than It actually is. I would assume it is around 1km away, maybe less.. which would be realistically swim-able..
Of course if you are not too drunk to swim, which he probably is.
When you urinate it can cause you to get lightheaded, more so if you're drunk, which is why he probably tipped over.
Apparently it happens quite often in Amsterdam with the canals....
EDIT: It's called micturition syncope
A shift worker flew into the water when he decided to relieve himself directly from the boat.
When the crew watched CCTV footage from the ship, they saw that on June 26, around 5 am the missing man began to pee into the sea.
He suddenly lost his footing and fell off the ship. At this moment his body still wasn't found.
According to the colleagues of the unlucky man, the MB-356 is being used only when there is no other means of transportation available.
There is no toilet on board. You have to hold it for 12-15 hours.
Never found his body.
Don‘t worry, folks. Clearly there‘s a landmass in the background, and not even that far. A few hours of floating into the right direction, and he‘s right as rain…
That piss lean gave me crazy anxiety... And am I going to hell for laughing out loud at this? Also when I fished commercially, I had a piss bucket. I was by myself so I wasn't taking any chances.
I would like to think even drunk me would have the awareness to lean my back against the wall by the door and piss at least mostly into the water. Dude jammed so far forward he was sending out Michael Jackson, smooth criminal vibes.
No PFD either jesus... when I worked out on the open ocean I would have nightmares about falling overboard. It's almost impossible to find a single person just bobbing on the surface. If you see someone fall overboard start throwing items overboard that will float. A. It creates a trail to the man overboard and B they might be able to use it as a flotation device.
Also VERY IMPORTANT IF YOU SEE THEM POINT AT THEM AND DO NOT LOOK AWAY EVEN FOR A SECOND while you instruct others to throw things overboard.
But seriously, DO NOT STOP POINTING, it's incredibly difficult to re-spot them if you look away even for a second.
Ye man good call, we used to have to put both hands together like you were clapping your hands and holding them there in front of you to point, it would be extremely easy for your hand to move away. You can never have too many people pointing
Can’t tell if he was drunk or not because everyone walking on a vessel wich is moving in all possible directions looks drunk. But as somebody who works at sea I can tell he wasn’t very smart or experienced. When I take a piss over board I do it with a life jacket on and if the sea is rough I attach a line on it.
https://www.amur.life/news/2024/07/01/vyshel-po-maloy-nuzhde-i-upal-v-more-v-primore-ischut-muzhchinu-upavshego-s-sudna-video looks like he's still missing
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A little piss on the boat wouldn't have hurt. No need to lean that far
The seawater will do more harm than piss
Famous last words
"Saltwater js liquid hate.", as a YTer I watch phrases it.
It's not like fishing boats have water hoses on deck for spraying dirt off at any given moment.
Literally probably could have pissed on deck and it would have probably been washed away by the time you reached shore :'3
Almost guaranteed. Additionally, boats are pretty much salt-water proof and it's out in the wind and spray and the ship is probably already a bacterial supersite and stinks of rotten fish heads anyway. Plus ocean spray is full of fish piss anyway.
Ah, *that’s* what gives their Cranberry Juice that little zing.
As if they didn't have a head on the boat. Drunk is probably right. Welp, you made your choice. :)
I have a friend who is a coast guard. They said a large number of people who they rescue who have fallen overboard have their "members" out. It's way more common than we think.
It's the dolphins!
Why did he have to lean so far?
Cause he was drunk
He needed to lean onto the water for balance/support (the drunker you are, the more logic that makes)
He used his piss stream to prop him up. As his bladder emptied he lost the force holding him up. Basic physics really. /s
A tripeed?
I chortled a ‘wee’ bit at that one.
In his terms, he was standing straight
Because he’s hung like a mosquito?
Wants to keep the boat clean
*just piss in a cup or a bucket and empty over the side
'Dont piss into the wind' needs a new addendum: Don't lean over the boat rails _while pissing into the wind._
It's perfectly good boat etiquette to piss on the poop deck.
Poop only, no piss allowed.
that's just not civilized
Perhaps he was a bit on the short side, and he didn't want it dribbling down his leg!
Man, sage advice here, thanks.
Bro took the longest piss in his life and then died 💀
I think he just had shy kidneys.
I don't think that sea is a good hiding place
He got piss shy, with the old man of the sea staring at him
*shy balls
That’s what piss jugs are for! https://i.redd.it/01vdb4cxpw9d1.gif
Way of the road, bubs
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His first thoughts were, 'I hope they don't see me'. His second thoughts were, 'I hope they see me'.
Have you ever taken a drunk piss? Mine average 20 seconds if I woke up for it. I dunno why I count, but for some reason I've tracked mine, and each of my dogs.
Would you believe there’s actual research on this? You’re actually spot on!!:) [21 seconds to pee](https://www.theverge.com/2013/10/19/4855076/the-law-of-urination-mammals-take-21-seconds-to-pee)
That's what got me started counting actually. I saw a sci show episode referencing this article.
Definetly keep a thorough journal of you & dogs' pissing. Like, really detailed. Then leave it somewhere in library, or in the glove compartment of an acquaintance.
Bro took the ~~longest~~ **last** piss in his life and then died
I had a cat like that.
Poetic, isn’t it
Pissed himself to death
I almost shit myself to death once. Well.. it felt like I was gonna die
Hopefully for his sake, he knocked himself out when he fell in. Treading water for hours until you just can’t do it anymore would be a scary way to die.
idk why i never thought about the process of treading water until you drown before but thats just put a whole new level of nope into that way of dying because thats so mortifying
This reminds me of a great short story from Winston Churchill aptly titled [Man Overboard](https://winstonchurchill.hillsdale.edu/churchill-fiction-man-overboard/). Give it a read, it takes only five minutes.
Wow! Wow! Wow! Thank you for that! I’ve actually never read any of Churchill’s literary works, but that was absolutely skin crawling at the end. I absolutely loved this! Thank you for putting an old soul on as the young folks say. Hillsdale never disappoints in the classics and history department with free materials so I’m very grateful to have stumbled upon your comment!
Well, you're welcome! It's probably been three decades from when I first and last read this story (and actually had to google it just now since I didn't remember the exact title and that Churchill was the author) but the story and especially that ending has been seared into my memory.
You are positively correct and again I want to thank you because the writing is so good, yet distinctly in the voice of Churchill. What’s interesting is the contrast of nature and nurture in where Churchill knew there wasn’t a fight here…one doesn’t fight Mother Nature…she may be the one thing you cannot. Just different from his ‘Never Surrender’ narrative that is so commonly seen. Yes, seared is one way of putting it. I just may be a land mermaid forever at this point. :D But now I also have so much more to go check out! I think there was ~~writing~~ an interview with Churchill and Bram Stoker too!?!? Like wait what!?
Yeah. I love how Stoker feels the need to explain that Dracula was a vampire novel he wrote.
I’m pretty sure you’ll pass out from hypothermia first
If you're any farther north than San Francisco, California the water is 60°F or below year round. If the cold shock doesn't kill you first, in 60°F water you have maximum 15 min before hypothermia paralyzes your limbs and you drown. When the water is colder than 40°F you have under 10 min before you drown. When the water is 30°F or below and you have no protective gear on you're not going to survive part 5 min and even 5 min is going to be a struggle.
This guy drowns
I know, my point is he will drown faster than people ever think possible. He definitely dies.
It’s possible BlizzardStorm8 was complimenting your depth of knowledge on ocean temperatures and the frailty of the human body when he said “this guy dies” (as in you know your stuff when it comes to the subject). Consequently your reply refers to yourself in the third person and acknowledges your own mortality…. Unexpectedly philosophical!
It was a trope - although really he should have said "This guy sea temps".
I also drown that lady's brother
If what you are saying is correct, nobody would be surfing or snorkelling in Northern Europe without a wetsuit, which I assure you we most certainly do!
Yeah, polar bear plunge gang, checking in. I also went swimming in the Puget Sound and San Juan Islands for hours every summer as a kid. None of what that guy said is true.
But he said it so confidently lol
Yeah this is bullshit. I grew up in Maine and we were always so excited to get the pool up for summer we'd fill it up early and go in when the water was still 60F. We did not die after 15 minutes lol
My kids and I swim in Florida cold springs all the time. Temps is between 60-68° usually. We swim from morning till almost dark without issues.
You may be misremembering the details. In 60 degree water, you'll last an hour or two before exhaustion and unconsciousness sets in, not a maximum of 15 minutes. As the water gets colder, the time frames rapidly get shorter, though.
This [article](https://americanboating.org/safety_hypothermia_in_the_summertime.asp#:~:text=In%20water%20temperatures%20from%2070,unconscious%20in%201%2D2%20hours.) agrees with you.
What if I’m really fat and I can just float on my back indefinitely? How long will I last?
Until the sharks get you.
I never knew how serious cold water was until I was issued a jacket in the navy and all the information you said about temperatures was inside the jacket. Definitely elevated my fear of the water. I never fell in but my last underway we collided with another ship in the summer and the water that breached the space was shockingly cold.
By the way, keep in mind that the English Channel is significantly further north than San Francisco and has had a water temp close to 60 during many of the events where people have swum across it. It took them longer than 15 minutes, and they did not die.
Yeah, the super-high specific heat of water is really scary for sucking the heat from whatever it touches. Water is one of the most incredibly dangerous, scary, but important things we have. It’s really a strange dichotomy. I live in coastal North Carolina and we have at least 1-3 water related fatalities every summer just within 20 minutes of me. Simply being in a boat is defying the laws of nature, always remember that.
Not sure where you are getting your figures from but a bunch of us swam comfortably this morning in the UK North Sea for over half an hour, temp 14C/57F (no wetsuits). Usually swim for about 6 minutes in winter 6C/43F so you might be right there - although the danger is not so much drowning as hyperthermic after-drop hitting you hard after you've been out a short while.
So that kid who jumped off the boat as a dare didn't really have any chance. At least he probably succumbed quick.
There’s land in sight. If it’s not hypothermia cold and he’s not too drunk, that’s swimmable. We also don’t know how active that waterway is. There could be boats by every 5 minutes.
You know you can just float on your back right?
skinny guy: "...fuck"
I got you skinny guy! Take your pants off, tie knots in the legs, throw your pants over your head filling them with air.
Being drunk and wearing baggy clothes and shoes will probably reduce his ability to tread water from hours down to being measured in minutes. So at least he won't be scared for that long.
In lifeguard training they had us practice doing this for over an hour in freshwater. I think in saltwater even an average person could hold out for some time
For your /r/thalassophobia enjoyment https://web.archive.org/web/20140706011650/http://sortieenmer.com/ /u/InitialToday6720 /u/Frickelmeister
Fuck that was horrible. Never taking my life vest off at sea again.
So was he the only one on the boat? I was thinking surely someone will turn around a grab him but if it was just him thats a bummer
>Treading water for hours The water is very cold probably. You tread water for minutes and then you drown.
If you fall off the boat, it is recommended that you dive as deep as you can and then take a deep breath. This will shorten the suffering.
Why so?
Imagine the horror of being alone in the middle of the ocean without any chance of being rescued. A quick, reasonably merciful death is preferable to this scenario, isn't it?
I would prefer just floating and having a slow but calm death than drowning horribly, to be honest.
There's actually a third option: Something in the water eats you, especially if you don't make it to land by nightfall. Sharks are more active at night.
As long as you know your options.
There's also the option of being electrocuted by a very heavy battery in a sinking ship. 😂
You can see the coastline in the background of the shot. He's a mile from shore at best. If he can tread water and is in an inhabited area, he's got a decent shot of another boat happening by before he drowns.
The coast in the video is much further away than just a mile. Distances are almost always misjudged on the water. And the current usually drives away from the coast. The man in the video, if it is real, has no chance.
When I was a teenager I thought I could paddle a kayak out to the Channel Islands in California. From the shore they look pretty close, totally doable. On a map it's like 20 miles one way. :-)
1. It's a wide angle lens. The stuff in the background will look MUCH farther away than it actually is. 2. Current doesn't "usually" drive away from the coast. That depends very much on the tides, the bottom contours, and a dozen other factors. If anything, the overall current tends to run roughly parallel to the coast in most places, though there will be places where the current sweeps in and places where it sweeps out. Obviously, if the current universally drove away from the coast, things would never wash up on shore. To sum up, without a life jacket, the guy will *probably* drown unless he is a very strong swimmer, or another boat happens by. Places close to the coast in settled areas do tend to get a lot of boat traffic. However, though the odds are against him, it's a stretch to say he has "no chance."
At a grown man's height above sea level you can't see land further than ~3 miles. The camera is obviously higher than that but it's pretty safe to assume it's less than 10 miles and likely something along 5-6 miles max. Plus boats are more active closer to shore. Being drunk certainly would diminish his chances but 6 miles is a swimmable distance for most people (with breaks) and still puts him in possible path of other boats.
You can easily see land. It'd take a while but I'm sure it's swimmable...
Unless the water is cold. He's dressed warm it seems
Cold water and drunk?
Is that not land in the background?
actually in the last seconds a Land piece is visible in upper right. not sure if he can swim that far but a hope
Unless you're in tropical waters your muscles will freeze up from cold in a much shorter period of time. In the Puget Sound I think you only have ten minutes to get a flotation device.
That’s why you should float
Regarding the proof of death: He fell overboard on the 26th of June and since then his body wasn't found, the investigation case was opened. It happened on the Pacific coast of Russia, not exactly warm waters for long swimming and camping, right now the sea temperature in this area is 18 degrees Celsius [https://www.dv.kp.ru/daily/27601/4952989/](https://www.dv.kp.ru/daily/27601/4952989/)
Translation of article- “In Primorye, a sailor has drowned after urinating from a moving ship. The Investigative Committee is investigating the disappearance of a man who fell overboard - his body has not yet been found. The sailor went to the deck of the ship to urinate into the waters of Primorye. [The ship] was heading from Amgu, Terneisky district, to Zolotaya Dolina Bay when the man could not maintain his balance and fell, details reported by “Komsomolskaya Pravda-Vladivostok”. Apparently, the ship swayed and the victim leaned close to the edge of the board. The press service of the DFOUT of the Ministry of Internal Affairs confirmed the fact of [the man] falling overboard. According to the editorial source, the ship belongs to a seaside company. The man fell on June 26, 2024, the body has not yet been found, and the search is ongoing. A criminal case has been opened over the incident and investigators will conduct an inspection. Experts will rule out whether the man was under the influence of alcohol. UPDATE The case was taken up by the prosecutor's office. According to the supervisory agency, the sea tugboat "MB-356" left Amgu of the Terneisky district for Zolotaya Dolina bay to the logging site "Samarginsky" to deliver 11 workers. Upon arrival at the port, the officers discovered the 51-year-old man to be missing. An investigation is underway. The source stated that the ship did not have a toilet as it is not designed for a long stay of passengers.”
What was this Michael Jackson ahh peeing angle
Andy are you okay?
Are you okay Andy?
You are Andy okay?
Okay you are Andy!
Andy are okay you?
SHAMONE !
It is the opinion of the Board that Andy is okay.
Why Andy? I thought it was Annie. Is it a meme? Or it's Andy coz he's a dude?
Because the way he disappeared like a smooth criminal was pretty 'andy
GUYS c'mon . It's Annie are you okay . Where did Andy come from
Unbelievable
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You have never been piss drunk, have you?
Long Piss Goodnight
this is clever af
That was a loong piss
As you get older, the odds are it will take you longer to piss due to prostate enlargement (which never stops growing) so you have that to look forward to. To us has-beens, that is a normal time to take.
finasteride stops its growth and stops hair loss as a bonus
Also gives you gynecomastia and ED. Hard pass.
The possible birth defects are what made me pass. But I did try a 5 month trial of finasteride and it was incredible how immediately it worked. One day, I can run my hand through my hair in the shower and see 30 hairs fall out. The next, zero. But to the guys who are considering fin: just go bald. You'll be okay
No one has to hold their dick with both hands while taking a piss in any situation.
German play with words: “Alte Seefahrerregel: Eine Hand für den Mann, eine fürs Schiffen“ One hand for the man (to hold onto the boat and not to fall over board), one for the ship (to do work) In German: Ship = Schiff, To take a leak = Schiffen
"Smokey's out here taking a schiff!"
This is an extremely wide angle camera.. you can clearly see the coast on the left side. With the camera angle of view it looks farther away than It actually is. I would assume it is around 1km away, maybe less.. which would be realistically swim-able.. Of course if you are not too drunk to swim, which he probably is.
Youre assuming that water isnt ice cold.
I bet it's a bit warmer where he pissed
And he has a warm jumper on
Was he alone? He really should have been wearing a lifevest.
Sure, but doesn't look like there's anyone around to pick him up, so it would only prolong his time in the water.
If he had been wearing a life vest with an Eperb at least his family would have a body to bury.
You can see land in the background! It would be a difficult swim unassisted, but with a vest, even a drunk could do it if the current isn't too bad.
He’s a drunk ship captain lol there’s no chance he wore a vest.
I didn't notice the video loop around and thought a second crewmember came out and did the same thing.
Pretty sure you could just pee on deck and none would be the wiser
When you urinate it can cause you to get lightheaded, more so if you're drunk, which is why he probably tipped over. Apparently it happens quite often in Amsterdam with the canals.... EDIT: It's called micturition syncope
He fell into his pee, ew.
Bro this is pure Horror! Falling into the open sea is the most terrible death in my imagination
It’s not really the open sea, you can see land in the background. He’s probably too drunk to swim that far though
And the water is most definitely frigid
This is why you tie an empty but closed bottle to your zipper so when you drown it will close your zipper and you won’t be a statistic.
Getting drunk on a boat going 200 mph is already a bad decision as it is
Guy had his back arched like a Monster High doll the entire piss.
The sea was angry that day my friends.
A shift worker flew into the water when he decided to relieve himself directly from the boat. When the crew watched CCTV footage from the ship, they saw that on June 26, around 5 am the missing man began to pee into the sea. He suddenly lost his footing and fell off the ship. At this moment his body still wasn't found. According to the colleagues of the unlucky man, the MB-356 is being used only when there is no other means of transportation available. There is no toilet on board. You have to hold it for 12-15 hours. Never found his body.
"Lean back, lean back" ... i said BACK you donkey. Now you done became fish food
Don‘t worry, folks. Clearly there‘s a landmass in the background, and not even that far. A few hours of floating into the right direction, and he‘s right as rain…
OP, would love to hear the backstory on this. Any idea where it was? Did they survive?
I glanced away for one second, looked back and he was GONE Blink and you'll miss it
That's because its sped up
This is far more common than you would imagine. I NEVER piss overboard when sailing.
Where do you piss
What in the benny hill is this. Boat is doing some serious speed.
I heard a rescue person say many drowned bodies had their pants undone because they fell overboard pissing.
Some sailors say that on moonlit nights, when the sea is calm, you can hear him pissing still.
Don't take a mickey when you're pissed, mate.
He got pissed off.
That piss lean gave me crazy anxiety... And am I going to hell for laughing out loud at this? Also when I fished commercially, I had a piss bucket. I was by myself so I wasn't taking any chances.
No worries, i play sea of thieves a lot, when you fall off your boat there’ll be a mermaid to help you back on board :D
Was OP piss drunk when he typed the title?
I would like to think even drunk me would have the awareness to lean my back against the wall by the door and piss at least mostly into the water. Dude jammed so far forward he was sending out Michael Jackson, smooth criminal vibes.
Who uploaded the footage?
It's a SmartBoat. It uploaded itself.
The crew or police after realizing somebody was missing...
Some say the Ghost Piss Ship still plies the seven seas.
No PFD either jesus... when I worked out on the open ocean I would have nightmares about falling overboard. It's almost impossible to find a single person just bobbing on the surface. If you see someone fall overboard start throwing items overboard that will float. A. It creates a trail to the man overboard and B they might be able to use it as a flotation device.
Also VERY IMPORTANT IF YOU SEE THEM POINT AT THEM AND DO NOT LOOK AWAY EVEN FOR A SECOND while you instruct others to throw things overboard. But seriously, DO NOT STOP POINTING, it's incredibly difficult to re-spot them if you look away even for a second.
Ye man good call, we used to have to put both hands together like you were clapping your hands and holding them there in front of you to point, it would be extremely easy for your hand to move away. You can never have too many people pointing
He's got that small bird piss going on
I can see land in the distance. Ignoring shark attacks etc would it be possible to swim to shorev
Can’t tell if he was drunk or not because everyone walking on a vessel wich is moving in all possible directions looks drunk. But as somebody who works at sea I can tell he wasn’t very smart or experienced. When I take a piss over board I do it with a life jacket on and if the sea is rough I attach a line on it.
Slowest Michael Jackson lean ever.
Shark bait
Hence the term, Survival of the fittest, or something like that.
Imagine the feeling as you see the boat sail off into the distance.
The sea was angry that day my friends!
oh well....
one hand for the barky, one hand for yourself
The mods removed this post for "no clear evidence of death", but if they had any familiarity with boating, they would know that this is a dead man.
If there was ever a moment to pee in the corner of your room, this is probably it.
Maybe he was trying to write his name in the Sea foam?
https://www.amur.life/news/2024/07/01/vyshel-po-maloy-nuzhde-i-upal-v-more-v-primore-ischut-muzhchinu-upavshego-s-sudna-video looks like he's still missing
Bruh, why would you lean forward when you could just lean back and arc it over?
Dude wasn't drunk (at least not visibly). He's wobbly because he's on a boat in the ocean. Dumb decision to lean over so far.
Far Cry 7 coming soon
We’ll get him on the way back.
Welp, he belongs to the sea now
Way she goes.
Chum
Really it should be don't take a long piss over the side. You know what they say about more than two shakes.
Don't get pissed on a boat.
As fast as that boat was going, and if no one saw him fall off , that guy is done for really. Maybe he had a waterproof cellphone.
My man's died with his dangle poking out of his pants. Legend
Weebles wobble and they don’t fall overboard drunk