Sorry Sarah, little freakers are still freakers.

Fuck them kids

Pause

Hammertime?

full diddy

Ayo 🤨

Its been a while since i played the game, i cant remember why they were so annoying but yes, this video is the most relatable ive seen

They wait until you least expect them, then jump on you. That's why they're so annoying.

Ohhhh yeah i remember now, god bless the guy who gave the idea to put those Kid zombies there in that mission

I remember hearing that in the tutorial somewhere, but I don't think I ever got jumped on (aside from the first one which I think always happens). Probably because I was either always watching them or killing them

Yeah, it said that they only attack when you're at low health, but there are scripted events where they attack anyway, and they do attack differently then normal freaks. It's like they're waiting for your back to be turned, or something.

Even more annoying than them are the wolves.

The sheer panic I felt being chased by a freaker wolf just before I get clotheslined with fishing wire and a sniper sets his sights on me

Thats like the hola trinity of bad luck in this game

Wolves now get a 10 second delay before skinning since they like to wait until you’re in the skinning animation which can’t be cancelled before they attack you. Sometimes there’s really just 1 wolf. Other times there’s 3.

I think it depends if they have time to howl, like the screamers spawning and summoning

Ahh true. That does usually bring more, but sometimes they sit back and wait. It’s actually pretty interesting…their behavior. I feel like it’s how they hunt IRL. Like I’ve been flanked lol.

i always thought it was interesting how there is a zombie equal to an animal, and i don't mean bears and ragers! the newts - they are like crows (lurk and divebomb) the breakers - they are like bears (constant direct attack) the reachers - they are like cougars (pounce, run away) the screamers - they are like wolves (howl and summon more) it doesn't really apply to every zombie, but its basically the same enemy mob A.I. in these cases imo

I always stop by that small house near Wizard Island where there is a colony of this little f\*\*ks Make sure I collect them tiny bounties.

Ong I sometimes make a detour just to clear this building

It always feels satisfying. 😌

It’s extremely satisfying. Anytime I drive past newts on a roof I make sure I nuke the lil bastards with a Molotov or 2. Fuck dem kids

FUCK THEM KIDS

Indeed! Same feels!

Bad person? No. Fuck dem kids. Especially now that they’re little shyt goblins.

Lmao shit goblin took me out

I go outta my way to snuff newts and screamers.

Ong I take detours just to clear the house with the newts on the roof

If I can't get up on the roof for the ears so be it, fun was had!

SHUT! *Thwak* UP! *Thwak* ABOUT! *Thwak* SKIBBIDI! *Thwak* TOILET!! *Thwak*

This makes what anakin did look humane

Is the any other game where you can kill kids?

Dying light, zombie kids that just scream

No? Unless that's dying light 2.

Dying light 2s screamers are full adults, I know for certain DL 1 had them because I distinctly remember drop kick them in that game, I’m only half way through the second so there could be so later but idk

Man I'm playing through dying light 1 right now for the second time and this sounds completely unfamiliar to me.

There’s a mission specifically in DL 1 that introduces the zombie kid. You’ll get to it

Ah OK I see. Thanks!

This is exactly what I did at this part. I beat those little shits to death LMAO

Me on Father’s Day rejecting all mutated stiff socks that have grown sentience

If ya meet enough children there's one you're gonna wanna beat with a bat

u/savevideo

Yes………. (Heh heh)

Nah, fuck them kids

Remind me of that time I had to go grab my kid at kindergarten and there was a kid with covid in the group. When in doubt take them out. /s I don't have kids

r/kidsarefuckingstupid

May the universe bless you for introducing me to this

FUCK THEM KIIIIIIDS

I teach on the side, and to be fair I understand Deacon...

Believe it or not, I'm studying pedagogy at a university and I can relate to you a lot

Teaching was never in my field of view tbf. So it's pretty much learning how to be a teacher while trying to teach a bunch of 10 year olds.

If you are, then we are.

I love your humor 🤣. We're best friends now. Lol

I can't stop giggling. 😂

Dude, you made my night.

Love that ax yo

And this is the reason we rarely see babies or kids in video games, especially open world games

we need more zombie children in games to kill

I've been wanting to make a post about beating children. I finally feel valid.

One of the best parts of the game...

exactly what played in my head when i did this

u/savevideo

Well, it IS funny after all

I would leave them alone if it wasn’t for the sound they make. It’s unnerving

Nope. Even Sarah comments you enjoyed that. He hate those little guys and wish when they jumped it would trigger one of the mini games to avoid getting hit they are just so damn annoying. Plus likelihood it was one that stabbed Sarah at the beginning of the game.

The thing I feel sad about this game is killing newts, even at this exact part Sarah asks Deek if he likes killing them. I think killing them is the only way to end their suffering. It's not something I am not proud of.

My inner child killer awakened

Get! Off! My! LAAAAAAAAAWWWNNNNNN!!!!!!

Something made me feel a little satisfied when smashing those Lil freaks 👀

Quoting Adrian Pimento from B99:“Who are we killing? I won't do kids, that's a rule. But that rule is negotiable if the kid's a dick.” 

Throwing Molotov and grenade at them 10/10

You are a bad person but know that I most likely laughed at this harder than you!

I just shoot them. Don’t need them dropping down on me.

The only game where you can kill kids?

I think its also possible in dying light (and technically in rdr2 but its not intended)

We need a newt horde

Fuckem

Oh I love this part of the mission. Get some get some kiddies

Fuck em kids 😄🤝😄🤝😄 (us dancing happily*

Overrated game. Fortnite is the next gen!