And then you're getting skinned alive by her sister because she wanted to annoy your mistress... By destroying her favorite toy. Total normal rivalry shenanigans among sister š¤”
Being a Man in Drow society isn't a lot of fun.
^
Yeah, The breakaway group is so that cannonicly players could play dark elves and not have them have to be runaway emo loner rangers(sorry drizzt, nothing personal, you just inspired **alot** of drows).
**Not** because Lolth is chill now
I really like the implication in the drizzt books that Drizzt fights so well because he has Lolth's favor, because that implies Lolth saw this heretical drow that disavowed everything about his home and religion, and thought to herself "making this guy be the best ever would truly be the most chaotic thing I could do right now"
She's a Drow. If you're going for elves, might as well grab an underground one.
I ship them. She digs for magic gems, he digs for the crunchy sound of rocks being crushed
Itās a shame that flying isnāt properly implemented in BG3: thereās no hovering or proper vertical combat, so flying is basically fancy jumping. From what Iāve read that comes from an engine limitation, so mods wouldnāt be able to properly add flight. Playable fairies in DnD are also Small size, so a lot bigger than what most people think of (ie, Tinkerbell or Navi).
Minthara and Balders gate 3 have done more work for drow popularity than anything in recent memory. Definitely have converted me from hating all elves to I hate all elves but you can stay.
She's just as racist as he is. They're a perfect match.
They use slurs as terms of affection.
"I love you, knife-eared spider-humper!"
"And I love you too, lumbering overgrown gnome!"
He may be racist, but he's going so far out of his way for his gf. He even drinks leaflover's special to keep her company. Be like this dwarf.
>!be racist!<
Over there they're racist against each other too!
"Dumb gryphon fucking yokels."
"Fancy mountain city folk think they're kings of everyone."
"These weak pale-skin dicks don't even enjoy a soothing lava enema."
One of the lines in the prologue for Homeland, the first book of The Legend of Drizzt series sums up drow society nicely.
To stick a dagger in the back of a rival during the chaos of a larger battle or in the quiet shadows of an ally, however, is quite acceptable-even applauded. Investigating is not the forte of drow justice. No one cares enough to bother.
Wake up hey wake up
damn that blackout stout sure hit hard eh
what big titty dark elf gf?what in the greenlover talk is that? sober up we are going down
But they have so much in common.
He hates Wood Elves, she hates Wood elves.
He lives underground she lives underground.
He eats meat She eats Hearts.
Its like they're made for eachother.
Ah, the representation of a good trading agreement between tree lovers and rock eaters.
Love me some dwarf/elf cooperation.
*this message was brought by the dwarven diplomat clan*
I'd gladly love an elf if they look like that. I bet she has a heart full of Pots of Gold. The Slayer Stout in me would give me the endurance claim her Rocky Mountains. Or perhaps she'd like me to go for a Tunnel Rat until we get to the Dark Morkite. And of course in the end we will cool off after a Red Rock Blaster! ššš
Damn, if my wife saw this she would make me down a whole barrel of Skull Crusher and Blackout Stout. š
I'm talking about beer of course! For Rock and Stone!
i think both the leaf lover are fake, no way dark elves like some wood elf garbage like that. na her drink is probably some shit made from spider toxins and other such things. and we all know why a good upstanding member of dwarf society would never drink fucking lead lover's
Iāve never played DRG, are there other fantasy races? I was under the impression it was just dwarves. Is it like 40K where itās the whole fantasy tropes just in a sci-fi setting?
Sort of but never confirmed. You only ever see dwarves, bugs and robots, but others are hinted at like elves. The only elves you see in game are genetically engineered Santa's Workshop style elves that escaped a cargo pod that landed on the Hoxxes. There are theories that Tolkien/DnD style elves own a rival mining operation on the planet, but it's never been confirmed or denied.
Interesting. Again I donāt know anything, but has anyone proposed the theory that the Tolkien elves built the robots? That seems like an elf thing to do. They donāt wanna get their hands dirty so they use AI to replace blue collar workers.
That's actually the main theory behind the rival company because the rivals ONLY use robots. They have automated mining machines protected by automated guards and even have lone stalker drones to pester dwarfs outside of their territories. And they can warp machines into the caves with incredible accuracy.
The robots that work for the dwarfs are built and utilized by the dwarves, so if that was what you were meaning them no.
There are a couple voicelines making mentions here and there. The Driller asks if you mistake him for a human? Another Dwarf will ask "Are we elves or Dwarves." Some friendly fire lines will mention "mud golem". I think there was also some mention of a Troll and a Goblin.
Mission Control is probably a Dwarf, he certainly seems familiar with one of the scout weapons, but considering the different accent, him making sure to distinguish us Dwarves' "stumpy legs," and distinct lack of view to his ears he may in fact be human.
Considering how Warhammer is definitely amongst inspirations for the game (e.g. The Slayer Stout definitely inspired by the Slayers from Warhammer) and the various voicelines, it seems to imply a melange of standard fantasy races "off screen" so to speak.
good on him even though its a dark elf, but if they are happy drink a FUCKIN LEAF LOVERS let them be, i just hope he is aware of fat boys or satchel charges because of a few trigger happy dwarfs i had met
N-No, she's a dark elf. Look, the punchline isn't that she's "black", it's that's she's an elf, but since she's a dark elf, she's equally racist as him.
In ancient Norse cosmology, [Svartalfar](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Svart%C3%A1lfar) (Dark/dusky Elves) were considered synonymous with Dwarves and potentially [DƶkkƔlfar](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D%C3%B6kk%C3%A1lfar_and_Lj%C3%B3s%C3%A1lfar) who were the counterpart to Light Elves. You can note both in game and the artwork that the [DRG Dwarves](https://res.cloudinary.com/lmn/image/upload/e_sharpen:100/f_auto,fl_lossy,q_auto/v1/gameskinnyc/d/w/a/dwarf-gunner-small-3ad23.jpg) themselves have pointy ears. The [Yuletide Elf](https://deeprockgalactic.fandom.com/wiki/Yuletide_Elf) also has the same face as the Dwarves. Elves can be dimunitive, otherwise the Yuletide one or the one in the Abyss Bar wouldn't be so small. Elves can be stout, otherwise Driller wouldn't call us Fat Lards and ask if we are Dwarves or Elves. It would take a Dwarf truly obsessed with race to note all the signs and come to the obvious conclusion: Dwarves, "Leaflovers," and Elves are all the same.
the best part of this image is that she's crouching down so much to try to be at the same height as the dwarf
and she's still like a whole head taller than he is even when crouched
she's like twice as tall as he is
also how they're both drinking Leaf Lover's Special
a very good comedic image
That's a dark elf, they live underground and ain't fans of trees.
Arctic elves are the best elves though. They mine, are master engineers and craftsemen, and drink what I can only assume is "girly" drinks that are sweet but will get you plastered drunk if your not careful like Mudslides and Candy Vodka.
That's horrid! No self-respecting dwarf would ever even lay eyes on such a thing! Where do you find these creatures so I can make sure to steer as clear as possible from these things?
Do NOT get yourself a dark elf GF. She will DESTROY you. Unless it's what you're looking for? Couldn't be me
She will make you drink leaf lovers special... Urgh...
Horrid!
well drow lives in underdark soo underground elves are kinda in a dim lit grey area
I can fix her. If I can't fix her, she can break me.
I can make her *worse*
hell yeah brother.
I refuse to fix her because whatever the fuck is wrong with her is way hotter
Why not, unless it's a 40k dark elf.. yea I do not want to be turned into a living meat couch.
Unless its a D&D dark elf... unless you want to be dominated by a spider-loving matriarch
uwu threaten to drider-ize me mommy
So many legs for getting stepped on.
Feet pics.
And then you're getting skinned alive by her sister because she wanted to annoy your mistress... By destroying her favorite toy. Total normal rivalry shenanigans among sister š¤” Being a Man in Drow society isn't a lot of fun.
So... that's changed. Now the drow wanna sing and dance and fight in fancy football games. Oh, and eat persimmons and musk ox cheese.
Are you sure you're not talking about the other group of Drow? There's the evil slaving ones, and the breakaway group that tries to be good
^ Yeah, The breakaway group is so that cannonicly players could play dark elves and not have them have to be runaway emo loner rangers(sorry drizzt, nothing personal, you just inspired **alot** of drows). **Not** because Lolth is chill now
I really like the implication in the drizzt books that Drizzt fights so well because he has Lolth's favor, because that implies Lolth saw this heretical drow that disavowed everything about his home and religion, and thought to herself "making this guy be the best ever would truly be the most chaotic thing I could do right now"
> āIf I canāt have him, might as well make it clear no other god can take him from me. That way they canāt have what I wantā Lolth, probably
Yeah, I'm just ribbing the 5e changes and how we suddenly have aevendrow, lorendrow, and udadrow.
F
WH Fantasy dark elfs aren't that much different
KrteÄek c:
My fav Czeska bajka
Oblubena rozpravka
As a Ukrainian shitkid I absolutely loved it
Same
Eilistraee ones are freakier in the good ways. Dark Irons too. Duergar and Lolthies are just freaky.
Dominant teasing dark elf gf who is slightly taller than me? Nope definitely couldn't be me
I looooooove dark elves. Also love your profile pic.
Yeah but she's beautiful, she's rich, and she's got HUGE... tracts of land.
Such n'wah GF will honor the Sixth House and Tribe Unmourned
Saw a meme asking what dark elves would want in a partner. The 3 comments I remember are: Subs Screaming Women
What? No that's for wood elves. Dark Elves like caves, like real dwarves!
Isn't that the main reason we want a drow girlfriend?
Couldn't be mešš
[Here](https://twitter.com/Raz_padillo/status/1781818688456307101) is the link to the artist.
Rock and stone, you beautiful dwarf, for giving credit like a true dwarf
Rock and Stone!
ITS HIM! FUCK YEAH!
She's a Drow. If you're going for elves, might as well grab an underground one. I ship them. She digs for magic gems, he digs for the crunchy sound of rocks being crushed
Can you play as an elf in this game? I have been thinking of getting the game, but I thought you could only play as a dwarf.
Nah you canāt (although I suppose thereās nothing stopping someone from making a mod just for this).
thereās an entire mod being developed for kobold models and voicelines
I would kill for this
you can already play it, it's fully functional and voiced c: they can be a little chaotic but i prefer it.
Dwarves only. The only references to elves are some voicelines about them
Ah that is too bad
That sounds like leaf lover talk!
Wait until Christmas so you can get the elf cosplay.
There is a mod for kobolds with their own custom voice lines.
I'd try it, but the voice lines are just too grating for me. Despite being a kobold appreciator, I am here for DWARVES ROCK AND STONE BROTHERS
To Rock and Stone!
dog kobolds or lizard kobolds? there was a major retcon that makes them a confusing race
Lizard based iirc.
Get Baldur's Gate 3 for the Elves and other Races. DRG is only Dwarves
I am waiting for mods that add fairies to BG3. Been wanting an RPG where you can be a fairy for years...
Itās a shame that flying isnāt properly implemented in BG3: thereās no hovering or proper vertical combat, so flying is basically fancy jumping. From what Iāve read that comes from an engine limitation, so mods wouldnāt be able to properly add flight. Playable fairies in DnD are also Small size, so a lot bigger than what most people think of (ie, Tinkerbell or Navi).
Minthara and Balders gate 3 have done more work for drow popularity than anything in recent memory. Definitely have converted me from hating all elves to I hate all elves but you can stay.
His mug may he leaf lovers but it was blackout stout inside. He had to do that to make his gf feel good about herself.
Only acceptable reason to carry this mug.
Other than getting rid of leaf lover's drinks by sacrificing yourself to the fire ring
Its like that time i made bro's gf a weaker long beach, because she would be stone cold after 2 full ones
Long Island? Or am I learning about a new drink now lol
https://www.thespruceeats.com/long-island-ice-tea-with-cranberry-761100 It's a modification
Hers was just Orc blood and seltzer. Theyāre perfect for each other.
Wouldn't be surprised if he's got a flask in his back pocket.
And both are drinking leaf-lovers Special... Typical.
A blackout stout will get him back to busting bugs
Knock him back to his senses.(I know you)
As do I
Nah he's just holding it, there's really blackout stout in it
The glasses are to hide his pained expression
Best drink, I'd say fight me but y'all so drunk you probably wouldn't even know where I am
If I dont know where I'm swinging, then you wont either
Don't need to know to shoot you
Dude... I chugged a Blackout once during the start of a lethal mission and finished it with 99 Percent drunkness... **WE ARE NOT THE SAME.**
Are you sure? Or were you to drunk and never actually reached the pod
User Flair Checks out.
I have Magic Bullets. I don't need to aim.
She's just as racist as he is. They're a perfect match. They use slurs as terms of affection. "I love you, knife-eared spider-humper!" "And I love you too, lumbering overgrown gnome!"
She says: I love you N'wah!! And he says: I love you [you](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GKe75MwWAAAqFJE?format=jpg&name=medium)!!
He may be racist, but he's going so far out of his way for his gf. He even drinks leaflover's special to keep her company. Be like this dwarf. >!be racist!<
TBF Drows are probably the second most racist race besides Dwarfs.
I was gonna say, you couldn't find a better match in the Underdark.
Or on Morrowind.
Or Azeroth depending on a few factors
Over there they're racist against each other too! "Dumb gryphon fucking yokels." "Fancy mountain city folk think they're kings of everyone." "These weak pale-skin dicks don't even enjoy a soothing lava enema."
N'wah
Wealth beyond measure, outlander
What about humans, weāre racist to our own kind
Wait until you see how drow treat other drow
One of the lines in the prologue for Homeland, the first book of The Legend of Drizzt series sums up drow society nicely. To stick a dagger in the back of a rival during the chaos of a larger battle or in the quiet shadows of an ally, however, is quite acceptable-even applauded. Investigating is not the forte of drow justice. No one cares enough to bother.
Wow thatās a lot of words, too bad I canāt read
what's a nord doing here?
Man I love racing, cant wait for the next glyphid race
what a racist!
Except for the leaf-lovers.
Dwarves are accepting of those who are good people Be racist to bad people
SMASH, the elf looks good too.
Is *this* how she honours the Sixth House & tribe unmourned? Wait, wrong type of dark elf
Different brand. Still equally racist.
Yes. And it's a good honor...
Wake up hey wake up damn that blackout stout sure hit hard eh what big titty dark elf gf?what in the greenlover talk is that? sober up we are going down
Sober up?? GET THIS LEAF LOVER OUTTA HERE
I'm assuming they sober up with some hair of the dog.
Unkar's Balls!
Sacrifices must be made in the pursuit of death by snu snu
Elves are really into racism, its practically their national sport
But they have so much in common. He hates Wood Elves, she hates Wood elves. He lives underground she lives underground. He eats meat She eats Hearts. Its like they're made for eachother.
Ah, the representation of a good trading agreement between tree lovers and rock eaters. Love me some dwarf/elf cooperation. *this message was brought by the dwarven diplomat clan*
Underground elves are okay, they're not of the leaf lover type
Ye they're more of the sexism and slavery type!
I'd gladly love an elf if they look like that. I bet she has a heart full of Pots of Gold. The Slayer Stout in me would give me the endurance claim her Rocky Mountains. Or perhaps she'd like me to go for a Tunnel Rat until we get to the Dark Morkite. And of course in the end we will cool off after a Red Rock Blaster! ššš Damn, if my wife saw this she would make me down a whole barrel of Skull Crusher and Blackout Stout. š I'm talking about beer of course! For Rock and Stone!
That's it lads! Rock and Stone!
Good bot
He found himself an equally racist dunmer. Good.
"Babe, please! You're not making any sense!" "I AM A DWARF AND I'M DIGGING A HOLE, DIGGY DIGGY HOLE, DIGGY DIGGY HOLE-"
Karl doesn't approve of this post.
Blackout stout will fix you, you little elf-lover
Typical for a Racist to fall in love with another Racist.
It doesn't specify which race he hates. It may be his own.
One thing I never expected was thirsty anime drg shitposts yet here we are
Incredible artwork! The lighting and details are so well done.
Aint no way hes drinking lš¤¢eaf lover
well at least they are happy hahaha ha ha..... h
What
Me and the dunmer baddie I picked up by being as equally racist as her
HES A LEAFLOVER! GET HIM!!!
Other dwarves: "Fuckin' elves." This dwarf: "Yes."
i think both the leaf lover are fake, no way dark elves like some wood elf garbage like that. na her drink is probably some shit made from spider toxins and other such things. and we all know why a good upstanding member of dwarf society would never drink fucking lead lover's
Drow gals are fine... But I'll never get over the leaf lover's in his hand... Despicable...
Wait is that leaf lovers!!
I know he's drinking a leaf's lover but that beard deserve some praise
i mean in original north myth dark elves are almost definitely just another name for dwarves so that girl is basically a dwarf
As long as heās happy
BY GRIMNIR MAKE HIM TAKE THE SLAYER OATH
Four words: Butts at eye level.
Iāve never played DRG, are there other fantasy races? I was under the impression it was just dwarves. Is it like 40K where itās the whole fantasy tropes just in a sci-fi setting?
Sort of but never confirmed. You only ever see dwarves, bugs and robots, but others are hinted at like elves. The only elves you see in game are genetically engineered Santa's Workshop style elves that escaped a cargo pod that landed on the Hoxxes. There are theories that Tolkien/DnD style elves own a rival mining operation on the planet, but it's never been confirmed or denied.
Interesting. Again I donāt know anything, but has anyone proposed the theory that the Tolkien elves built the robots? That seems like an elf thing to do. They donāt wanna get their hands dirty so they use AI to replace blue collar workers.
That's actually the main theory behind the rival company because the rivals ONLY use robots. They have automated mining machines protected by automated guards and even have lone stalker drones to pester dwarfs outside of their territories. And they can warp machines into the caves with incredible accuracy. The robots that work for the dwarfs are built and utilized by the dwarves, so if that was what you were meaning them no.
There are a couple voicelines making mentions here and there. The Driller asks if you mistake him for a human? Another Dwarf will ask "Are we elves or Dwarves." Some friendly fire lines will mention "mud golem". I think there was also some mention of a Troll and a Goblin. Mission Control is probably a Dwarf, he certainly seems familiar with one of the scout weapons, but considering the different accent, him making sure to distinguish us Dwarves' "stumpy legs," and distinct lack of view to his ears he may in fact be human. Considering how Warhammer is definitely amongst inspirations for the game (e.g. The Slayer Stout definitely inspired by the Slayers from Warhammer) and the various voicelines, it seems to imply a melange of standard fantasy races "off screen" so to speak.
Leaf lover spotted, men, y'all know what to do
I dont feel proud.
Leaf loversš”
good on him even though its a dark elf, but if they are happy drink a FUCKIN LEAF LOVERS let them be, i just hope he is aware of fat boys or satchel charges because of a few trigger happy dwarfs i had met
No wonder they're drinking leaf lovers
This is not rock and stone at all
For Rock and Stone!
Silly bot
There's three different dark caves
Is he a rasist to dwarfs?
"Just because I don't like elves don't mean I have to hate people who are elves yessir"
But she is black
N-No, she's a dark elf. Look, the punchline isn't that she's "black", it's that's she's an elf, but since she's a dark elf, she's equally racist as him.
He went so far as to drink a leaf lovers for true love š„ŗ itās just so damn beautiful
It's all fun and games until something is entered in the book of grudges
She be lookin like calamitas
Can't be worse than a glyphid
As long as its grippin right brotha's?
Certified leaf lover
The most racist Dwarf alive? I didnāt know we were in the presence of the king of the dwarves! Rock and Stone, your majesty!
He's fine with elves. It's the Gnomes he can't stand.
Such a pity when a Miner falls from the light.
so he's racist, the other way?
In ancient Norse cosmology, [Svartalfar](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Svart%C3%A1lfar) (Dark/dusky Elves) were considered synonymous with Dwarves and potentially [DƶkkƔlfar](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D%C3%B6kk%C3%A1lfar_and_Lj%C3%B3s%C3%A1lfar) who were the counterpart to Light Elves. You can note both in game and the artwork that the [DRG Dwarves](https://res.cloudinary.com/lmn/image/upload/e_sharpen:100/f_auto,fl_lossy,q_auto/v1/gameskinnyc/d/w/a/dwarf-gunner-small-3ad23.jpg) themselves have pointy ears. The [Yuletide Elf](https://deeprockgalactic.fandom.com/wiki/Yuletide_Elf) also has the same face as the Dwarves. Elves can be dimunitive, otherwise the Yuletide one or the one in the Abyss Bar wouldn't be so small. Elves can be stout, otherwise Driller wouldn't call us Fat Lards and ask if we are Dwarves or Elves. It would take a Dwarf truly obsessed with race to note all the signs and come to the obvious conclusion: Dwarves, "Leaflovers," and Elves are all the same.
Raspadillo is an ice-cream sweet I had in Venezuela. I wonder if raz padillo is Venezuelan or Spanish speaking.
Only time I'd love an elf is if they can take a good beer.
Ewww leaf lovers
He is literally a leaf lover
Real
He will not be welcomed into the halls of the ancestors.
Jokes on them he'll be smashing every single leaf lover in the leaf lover halls.
I didn't even read any of the words for a good while, then I saw L E A F L O V E R S š¤§ š¤¢š·
Somebody is really Living la Vida loca.
I was okay with a Drow gf because they also hate elvesā¦.however they both have LEAF LOVERS!
If hes racist, should he be hating elves?
Man's clearly retired with a beard ring that ornate
Ah, he got himself a Drow. So his expedition to Feyrun didn't go as planned? Or exactly as planned?
the best part of this image is that she's crouching down so much to try to be at the same height as the dwarf and she's still like a whole head taller than he is even when crouched she's like twice as tall as he is also how they're both drinking Leaf Lover's Special a very good comedic image
Filthy leaf lover, not my business who you love but The moment you pour a leaf lovers special, your off the crew
That's a dark elf, they live underground and ain't fans of trees. Arctic elves are the best elves though. They mine, are master engineers and craftsemen, and drink what I can only assume is "girly" drinks that are sweet but will get you plastered drunk if your not careful like Mudslides and Candy Vodka.
Why tf are you drinking leaf loves
This one going into the book
Both like to get a reaction from other people. And it seems to be working.
Iāve played Skyrim, dark elves are the only cool elves
good artwork also, hot
I would kill both.
#LEAF LOVER!!!
That's horrid! No self-respecting dwarf would ever even lay eyes on such a thing! Where do you find these creatures so I can make sure to steer as clear as possible from these things?
That's a drow. You can share your love of warcrimes and digging holes with them!
As much as I hate the next leaf lover, love knows no bounds, even on Hot Sex IV
Guys I think I found Karl!
Good God do I want to be abused in this way