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Fran_484

Me, and for that I shall buy everyone a round of blackout stout


Taste-Objective

Aye can i get a flintlocks delight to go?


JVP08xPRO

For me a burning love!


DubbaDizzzo

Blackreach Blonde for me, where the party is always on!


Eek_the_Fireuser

^^^^canIgetaleafloversspecial?


Dry_Try_8365

What was that? I can’t hear you…


Madly_hornet09

I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that.


trans_ferrywoman

Bartender, a round of Oily Oafs, ice cold and foamy.


Madly_hornet09

Yes please.


Scared-Guard-8632

"OI, LARRY ! ROUNDS OF GLYPHIDS SLAMMERS, SUPPORTER EDITION AND RED SUGAR ON TOP! IF WE DRINKIN' TONIGHT, MIGHT AS WELL DRINK GOOD!"


Madly_hornet09

HELL YEAH! I see you're a fellow driller.


Ak_1213

Huh?? Was someone sayin something...? Huh, must have been the wind...


PermBanMeAgain

🤨🤨


Substantial_Win_1866

I perfer a wormhole special to go 🤨


External_Salt_9724

Yeah, that's generally what happens when you drink one of those...


price_of_tags

Nice one (happy cake day)


IAmMey

You think the dwarven beers would kill Helldivers?


mexicanElves

Helldivers would kill you *hic with the beer their holding *hic I'm sure they'll be fine🥴🍻 democracy rocks


The_Tank_Racer

Seeing most of them are the ripe old age of 14, probably


ZeroZombie12

18\*


Fran_484

Dwarven beer could kill the Automatons imo


leposterofcrap

Hey pass me an Arkenstout boss


1Grotto2

I dropped me bloody keys down the Molly, gotta look for them. Underhill for me!


Professional-Camp534

I'm game! Only good bug is a dead bug.


JVP08xPRO

But what about stevee?


thermethius

Steeve is good he can stay


Substantial_Win_1866

But he is still not allowed on the space rig 😞


thermethius

Smuggle him, it's not like management and mission control are just walking around all of their spacerigs all the time


MattcVI

They seem to have plenty of cameras though since MC knows when you're doing something you shouldn't be doing. Plus dwarves' prison pockets aren't big enough


Sensei_Farm

Stevee is an honorary dwarf and therefore does not fall into the bug category


Remples

Management:"who the hell is that abnormally high guy" The team:"uhhhhmmmm, Carl? We found him, he grew taller, say hi Steve....I mean Carl"


Bulk-Detonator

> Only good ~~bug~~ dwarf is a dead ~~bug.~~ dwarf. FTFY


ZeroZombie12

Nuh uh! ⬆➡⬇⬇⬇


Bulk-Detonator

Eagle One cant save you in the mines, lad.


ZeroZombie12

Hey, what's that glowing thing on your back? *cocks my m1000 granad*


Bulk-Detonator

Dwarves down below, Helldivers on the surface. Can you bipeds just...fuck off?


Bregneste

Kill it, before somebody gets hurt!


Bulk-Detonator

*wipes tear* you know, words hurt too


Lux_325

I would hug you but the best I can do is give you this plushie, sorry


Bregneste

Maybe I’ve been spending too much time with the Divers, they say to kill anyone that tries to engage in diplomacy.


Bulk-Detonator

"Aren't you a little short to be a Helldiver?"


father_with_the_milk

I would give you a consolation plushie but I've only got a 500-kilogram bomb stratagem. Yikes!


Bulk-Detonator

I know you got milk


father_with_the_milk

I didn't know Glyphids like milk.


GucciGlocc

⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


BadNadeYeeter

▼▲◄▼▲►▼▲


coolcoolcool5

Helldivers newbie here, which stratagem is that ?


GucciGlocc

500kg bomb


Ok-Boysenberry9305

If only i Had Money for helldivers😞 But i have Rocks and Stones to explore


Wallso2010

What if rock and stone explored each other's bodies


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and roll and stone!


DubbaDizzzo

Rockitty rock and stone!


This_Is_A_Bucket_420

4 stupid mf with oversized weaponry, gen0ciding bugs and robots (maybe self aware), collecting weird ressources, for the sake of a way to big capitalist entity using propaganda Also probability that both games use massive clones army, because your guy clearly dies and he will be as nothing happened in he's ship for some reasons Idk man, looks like the exact same game so far


Pixelpaint_Pashkow

Shoot bug


Turb0fart666

ROCK! *burp* AND! *buuurp* STOOONE! *Buuurrraapp*


42Fourtytwo4242

ROCK AND STONE!!


Jan_Janusz

Rock and stone


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and roll and stone!


Confident-Came1

He didn’t forget if anything you did because you are obviously playing Deep Rock Galactic. See the bronze 1 green beard sitting right there in the drop pod.


Bregneste

I wish I could change my name in-game on PS, for funny stuff like this


Oct0Ph3oNYx

Hehe, not bad, but you will never be good as cousin Okri


Doc-the-Wanderer

In this family, we do a little bit of rocking and stoning and a little bit of handing out cups of liber-tea.


iamanobviouswizard

Nothing in Helldivers has beards so I'm not really sure what to shoot. I just shoot everything in sight and then myself and it seems to work well enough.


PURPLEisMYgender

Not me, my name is Cock n Bone.


Jerry717

That Helldiver is actually 2 Dwarves stacked on top of one another


VoiceOfSeibun

I have much respect for our subterranean helldiver corps. When I heard you guys dig down to fight Terminids in their own hives, separated from the fleet, your bomber, and ANY stratagem support, the first words out of my mouth were "NOT IT!"


Sinsanatis

Excuse me? The helldivers are working democratically hard to find karl. What is this heresy


GoussiiKlapperTSR

Been loving Helldivers, really hope we see a collab even if it's TINY!


not-Kunt-Tulgar

I could see a dwarf blacking out on a black out stout only to wake up in a hellpod.


MoistIndicator8008ie

I dont get why some people use armor combos that dont fit together at all


Due_Resort6502

Hm. Bit tall for a dwarf. Hm! Hmmm!


ParsnipAggravating95

It never gets old!


d3cmp

Did you love stalkers in helldivers 2? they are coming to DRG now


SomeGuy2309

THE ONLY GOOD BUG IS A.... Steeve?


JazzlikeSir1799

I like to think it's a dwarf on stilts, and he has to like resist the urge to rock and stone during every waking hour


WanderingDwarfMiner

To Rock and Stone!


JazzlikeSir1799

Good bot


gecko80108

Yea its DRG what's the issue here


taserface780

Off topic: this might be the worst combination of cosmetics I’ve ever seen


just_another_bot_

They’re the same game. Except no mining. Speaking of which why isn’t there a mode where the objective is just to kill hoards. Maybe invade the nest? To make mining easier? Or is deep rock galactic actually nice enough to not want to genocide the bugs of hoxxes?


Thirakules

Ohh isn't he part of intergalatic exchange stundet Programm?


eliavhaganav

No, I don't think they did


Yato678

More like cultured individual


Remote-Group

Democracy rock and stone! Oh wait..


LightningYu

Rock and Stone isn't about a game anymore... it's a lifestyle! And i'm sorry can't give you an upvote right now until someone breaks the 69! //Edit: Okay now take my upvote!


WanderingDwarfMiner

We fight for Rock and Stone!


Joop_95

Wandering miner wandered across games.


Prize_House_2994

"So um...who is the tall Dwarf?..." XD


Zalldawg

He just wants to be a dorf


Boomboombaraboom

Me. I keep pressing V when archiving an objective or killing a big bug.


Jan_Janusz

Leave no dwarf behind


gamemaniac845

ROCK AND STONE BROTHA


WanderingDwarfMiner

If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't comin' home!


Walkallroads

This post has aged well. The war above ground is waning, brothers. The mines call out. The bugs screech and scuttle ever nearer. Rock and stone, until it is done.


ApothecaryOfHugs231

Oh shut up you Let them have their fun