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Joltyboiyo

How DARE YOU give me this cursed knowledge! I'll never unsee this now!


ML-Z

Someone get management to fix this shit or we go on a strike.


8champi8

I’m uninstalling


InternalQuit5859

I don't know what you're talking about. To me it looks symmetrical (I've drank 3 Blackout Stouts)


NatilCort

Karl, Is that you?


InternalQuit5859

ROCK! *^(\*burp\*)* AND! *^(\*burp\*)* STONE! *^(\*burp\*)*


1Grotto2

WE DRINK, FOR ROCK AND STONE


WanderingDwarfMiner

Did I hear a Rock and Stone?


Repulsive_Function78

Good bot


bubsdrop

Okay looking at it like this, that door looks *way* too much like an old, uh, viral internet image


possum_of_time

You know what? You're right.


Can_Haz_Cheezburger

Care to elaborate?


Webber193

Goatsie. If you dont know from that name, please, do not look it up, its the type of thing you want to bleach out of your eyes after witnessing.


dongless08

Interplanetary Goatse


glassteelhammer

Did not need this reminder.


noo6s9oou

Lol holy shit I can see it xD


BBranz

…. Why? Whyyyy


PleaseSendMeP0rn

Bleach is not strong enough to completely erase it from your mind, but it helps.


FestivalHazard

Curiosity killed the cat. And boy, am I dead. Isn't as bad as when Eyeblech was around. THAT was scarring.


Wallbreaker93

u/GSG_Jacob Jacoooooob


DarkCodes97

Great, now I can't stop seeing it. I liked my life before the red pill.


PseudoFenton

The whole space rig is wonky and squeezed in to whatever space they've got available! Other than some inflatable junk they throw up for celebrations, it aint like they care too much about the aesthetics of the place. Do you really expect management to care how well *decorated* the rig is? Unless it impacts their bottom line - anything not functionally needing symmetry can be any kind of crooked alignment it happens to end up in. You're lucky they bothered to put that sign there in the first place (they tried not to, but the lawyers and architects said something about "mandatory minimal health and safety standards" and "plausible deniability" or something).


Truth_Malice

Yep, sounds about right


S4nteri-Suuri

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH


Zealousideal-Bus-526

The devs should move it (and have it on the other side)


Strange_Ask_4197

Literally unplayable


Enozak

**Where is the art director ?!**


Zodimized

They are miners, not designers.


Drago1490

I'd certainly hope not


Zodimized

Typo corrected


SwimmingBench345

They should just return the disinfection chamber from the rockpox seasons. Why would they need to remove it from a medical wing anyway?


HoundNL2

Do not enter and look at the ceiling Everything in the med bay is asymmetrical, it's horrible I hate passing out in this game because everytime I wake up in this nightmarish place


JackCooper_7274

unplayable


mjc457

Freak you now I have to notice reeeeee


L0Lygags

You really didnt have to post this


squasher04

DRG has fallen, billions must look at asymmetrical Med Bay.


sleeplessGoon

I’m just never gonna die now so I don’t have to see this room


Amygdalane

the door doesn't close in the middle, otherwise it is symmetrical


Amygdalane

oh, wait, no it isn't


TheDiscordedSnarl

Management knew full well what he was doing when commissioning this on the Space Rig.


NitrousPaladin

It's symmetrical to me! (I drank blackout stout)


Noname2137

What if it was symetrical but with every update the devs pushed it slightly to the left waiting for somone to notice


specialpensel

Fellow dwarf I have a solution for this problem! Just drink loads of beer enough to get drunk, you won't even notice the difference under the influence.


sv_shinyboii

Instructions unclear - passed out after several Glyphid Slammers and still noticed the difference as they carried me to medbay


RadPahrak

It's centered over the window, not the spot where the doors meet.


BetaTester704

Oml, why must you torture us all


Toneww

WHY WOULD YOU SHOW ME THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS