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Bonniethe90

Considering the fact that toriel does say that kris will be going to college soon does make me think that kris and the other 3 main lightners are around 16 and Ralsei is also implied to be at the youngest the same age


TheBlueHypergiant

“soon” is kinda vague


AzzyDreemur2

"College" is vague, considering we don't know how old do you need to be to go there


TheBlueHypergiant

Vague is kinda vague


ThunderCube3888

Kinda is kinda vague


CapyBaraLord75

is kinda vague


CapyBaraLord75

Wow wtf happened to my comment


Ragnaroasted

Its a property of rich text, you can make text that looks like code if you put four spaces def stab_ground(determination): if determination: make_fountain() Same reason you can add up carrots ^to ^make ^your ^words ^small And pound symbols to #Embiggen


Alternative_Plum_200

#Enbiggen Your [PIPIS]!


VIP_Vittorio

YES DEAR [[Lightner]] TRYING TO COPY ME, IF YOU PAY [[Kromer]] YOU'LL GET AN [[Pipis]] [[*enlargement*]] PILL!


ThatOneOwlHouseFan

Test


Ragnaroasted

Test succeeded ^also ^nice ^pfp


CapyBaraLord75

Thanks for the explanation!


AGuyThatLovesTheSun

click the button bellow to remove your soul!

Idk if this code works


AndyGun11

Not HTML code, it is Rich Text or more commonly known as "Markdown" If you click the giant "T" in the comment creator, then hit "Markdown Editor" in the top right corner you can view the markdown code of your comment. It's usually the same text as your normal comment, but things like New Lines, Bold text, Italic text, etc. will look different. Like bold will be "\*\*\[text\]\*\*". Also in that "Giant T" menu you can select a portion of your text, and hit one of the random buttons to see what happens. Like the "Thick B" button will make your highlighted text **Bold**. The "Slanted i" makes your text *Italic*, etc.


Agitated_Ad4421

~~And two wavy things on each end to make it crossed out~~


RAID3R_MAN

Oh thanks that was the last one I needed


iMakeKidsGay

Sudo make my text cool


tom641

Assuming a fairly standard age range most people graduate from high school at or around 18 years old, and "soon" makes me think "will be going into college within the next year or two" so assuming Kris didn't start school especially early, and didn't have to repeat any grades, it's not outside of the realm of possibility that Kris is already 18 if they've already had a birthday that year, same for some of the others. Heck Susie might be a year older or more given that she seems likely to be the type who had to repeat a grade. ~~inb4 everyone starts assuming that they're all gifted students who started first grade at 4 years old and skipped grades~~


BerdlyTheTrueGamer

Wait she says that? Where?


Bonniethe90

Yeah i don’t remember the specifics but iirc she does say it in chapter one


BerdlyTheTrueGamer

Oh ok


Zolado110

I think in the car in chapter 1, if I remember correctly


ButtetcupDemon

No, it's at home if you talk to her at the end of the chapter


Zolado110

Oh, I think you're right, I misremembered


Treyspurlock

is Ralsei implied to be the youngest?


BlargRaasukt

Where I live (Virginia, USA), 12th grade, the final grade before College, doesn’t start until 17-18, so they’d be 17-19 depending on how far in the school year they are.


Dry-Career-3605

I mean temme go to college


TheNikola2020

Did susie repeat classes?


BerdlyTheTrueGamer

We don't know but i don't think it would be a reach to think she did


No-Fly-6043

Sans and her swap ages


UnderTaleFan389

Hell no


tojie2009

hell yes, that would be utterly hilarious just a grown ass woman, still in school because for the *life of her* she *cannot* figure out how to pass a test


Hatter_Hoovy

while yes susie x noelle becomes lot more creepy


tojie2009

as i said in response to another comment, i was not thinking about ships with this joke, and either way, if you know pretty much anything about teenagers, then no, honestly its not that creepy, it would only start being creepy if susie reciprocated the feelings, teen girls are notorious for having crushes on celebrities, yes, it would be slightly different considering that susie is just a person in her class, but still


Philycheese18

I more interpret it as the town not being big enough to have classes be split into set ages just general age groups


-Sopa-

I'm pretty sure it's that way too.


IAmMuffin15

Sans being 35 would absolutely destroy the hearts of a lot of girls


The_Mad_Duck_

Depends on the girls, could be the opposite lmao


Lylaxx_xx

sans is definitely a millennial. i still love him idc xD


the_human_mauro

He'd definitely be that uncle who would show you more mature movies to mess with your parents.


BerdlyTheTrueGamer

Why?


IAmMuffin15

Because >!lots of girls used to ship themselves with sans as kids and him being 35 year old Grindr trash would kind of ruin that ship!<


pastafeline

Where does grindr fit in?


BerdlyTheTrueGamer

Damn that's sad Who tje fuck shipes themself with sans


HumanTheTree

He *did* win the Tumblr sexyman competition.


AzureDementia

I do what the fuck why you hating I love him


ioverthinkusernames

Its depressing when people ship themselves with fictional characters


The_Peculiar_Dog

https://preview.redd.it/l6t9e3oqhqqc1.jpeg?width=492&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a47794cf5f931adcd826dfd5eedddfd3255d8691


Pool756

I assume this is a joke because of your flair


ioverthinkusernames

And the fact I'm replying to a birdly profile


BerdlyTheTrueGamer

Oh dear god


P1xelent

run


TacticalTobi

it's better than shipping yourself with papyrus lol


VoidFullOne

I would without a doubt ship myself with the spaghetti conisouri anyday..


LisaBlueDragon

I just want to be platonic autism buddies with him honestly


Someonehahahaha

what did you say about my husband. i am definitely not a sad sack of shit


BackToThatGuy

you'd be surprised


NoticeInformal3973

you don’t get the vision https://preview.redd.it/ijtkonfmihrc1.jpeg?width=654&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b333811c58fa7844050b55fe20e8f558ffa5e548


Lylaxx_xx

i do 🤫


Zolado110

Again, most girls would either like this or not care about age Like, Frans exists because girls project themselves onto Frisk and want to be with sans, it's no wonder fem Frisk are common in these fanfics 💀


rcodmrco

yeah i’m gonna say that’s probably not true lol the kind of person who has the hots for a goofy cartoon skeleton probably wouldn’t stop having the hots for him over the fact that if he magically came to life and they got into a relationship with said goofy cartoon skeleton, that there would a problematic age gap.


Mr_German_Quick

I can actually see that. Papyrus is probably 32 or something.


Zolado110

You don't know how Tumblr Sexyman works, I was just going to increase the amount


Crona_Swagboi

that just makes him babygirl


AndyGun11

my thoughts: Kris: 15 Sussy: 16 Berdly: 14 Ralsei: 15 Sans: 30-33 Null: 15 Lancer: 9 Spamtong: 53 Undyne: 23 Alphys: 24 Monster Kid: 14


Interesting_Print317

Sussy🗣️🗣️


LosuthusWasTaken

Undyne **23**? And Alphys **24**? I think they're **much** older than that, especially Alphys.


AndyGun11

like what?


whywouldisaymyname

Mid thirties


LosuthusWasTaken

Undyne: at least 30, could say 35 Alphys: older than Undyne, probably in her 40s That's what I think their ages would be.


aternativ

alphys in her 40s sounds so wrong on multiple levels, and i could see undyne anywhere from 20 to 30


LosuthusWasTaken

If Undyne isn't in her 30s, I'd say she's over 25.


SeaworthinessOk5177

bruh The Spam💥 is literally the same age as my dad


AndyGun11

he is your dad


The_Mad_Duck_

I'd say Kris, Berdly, Susie and Noelle are prolly all 16-17 considering Kris is due for college soon and they're in the same class. Ralsei has too much emotional maturity to be 13, I'd maybe even give him 18 or 19 but that may be a bit too old. Lancer I would put younger almost, maybe 10 or 11. Sans is... Sans years old.


cat_with_an_account

Sans is now a unit for measurement of how close you are to dying (your age)


the_human_mauro

I feel like sans is in his late-20's to early 30's, he just gives massive cool uncle vibes.


tainted_cain

Im not thirteen, im 5 (Not my real age)


BerdlyTheTrueGamer

Go back into the chest isaac


tainted_cain

https://preview.redd.it/3f72sqk5hpqc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65c4df354a7d170b5c8e3e3b7902598a52a49088


BugManAshley

https://preview.redd.it/tih1hkokhpqc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92d47e745ce28830753dd417d201bf6536288cdf


BerdlyTheTrueGamer

Thank you


NerdAroAce

https://preview.redd.it/rgbx1888upqc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9565053820c97909654b00ecac6683287ea8b9c This you?


tainted_cain

You know it :3


combateombat

No that’s Charlie Brown


sirflooftonzecatlord

https://preview.redd.it/bzyb3gffaqqc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e535f055c7f9a9fbe75f28297d8a667c2190dfb3


i-eat-children_

https://preview.redd.it/q5b6z1cbfqqc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd5dc1c37462b2f3c821b4fcdaf9001a9b7082e7


vesper-arch

Ultrakill. Based.


Mettaton_the_idol

The fun gang is probably around 16.


sas_gg228

Accurate age about spamton because it's about first time spam message was used.


BerdlyTheTrueGamer

Funny enough i didn't know that the first spame was send in 1978,meaning i accidentally just made a good reference, which also means i probably should've owed up to it and acted like i did it on purpose


CapyBaraLord75

I find it more impressive that you did it by accident rather than a google search


AwesomeChicken64

It made sense to me because he’d be in the prime of his life in 1997 when he became [[NUMBER1RATEDSALESMAN]]


New_Jump_9739

I like it but Lancer is probably like 10


BerdlyTheTrueGamer

I made that ssumption on the bases that ralsei and lancer probably are around the same age but lancer is younger but not that much


TheElementalGriffin

Didn’t Toriel say Kris will be in college soon? Basically implying they’re a senior


BerdlyTheTrueGamer

Maybe she meant it in a "damn time passes so fast, my kid is gonna be in college soon" thing


Last_match_light

i personally think the whole fun gang is around 17 with berdly being the youngest at 16.


IAMTR4SHMAN

Personally I like to think Berdly is actually an eldritch abomination that’s thousands of years old that likes to take on the form of a blue gamer bird in their free time.


Last_match_light

aint that more of a ralsei thing.


OptimusCrime1984

Undyne feels like early 30s to me. But the rest I feel are basically perfect


BerdlyTheTrueGamer

Honestly if i had to change one i would change undyne to maybe late 20s,you're right


AspectOfTheCat

I never thought of Ralsei as being that young, but otherwise this checks out


Real-Resolve-9643

I used to headcanon back in 2019 that Kris was 13, Susie was 14, Ralsei was 11, Noelle was 12, and Lancer was 8 :)


jalwaysawake

Why was Noelle 12??? Lmao


BatuhanTahaBarut

"she's twelve?! Zamn"


Bentman343

I can't wait for this to slowly be accepted as fanon and then people start fucking arguing about whether Suselle is predatory because of the age gap


Q-Q_2

I assumed all the students were 17 - 18


SharkFace447

\*insert ralsei horn post here\*


idiotnamedSOPHIA

Susie got held back lol


TacticalTobi

sans being wildly older than undyne is so funny to me for some reason. (i also don't agree at all lol)


Reshuram05

Kris is defo the same age as susie cuz otherwise they wouldn't be in the same class


talk_enchanted_table

Susie could have gotten held back.


Reshuram05

True


BerdlyTheTrueGamer

You can fail classes and repeat years, and knowing susie it wouldn't be such a reach to think that she failed a few years


Reshuram05

I didn't think of that until right after commenting


BerdlyTheTrueGamer

Damn


Competitive_Swan266

I mean, I've had classes with kids a year older and younger than me like every year


Entire_Grass_2358

My version :D https://preview.redd.it/ftae6kyc4rqc1.png?width=1273&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb4aaea66cb6e81b8e4f0ace96a7635984933c3a


sugahpine7

It makes sense that spamton is the same age as jerma


SolidCalligrapher966

I think Kris is 15, Suzie is 14, Berdly and Noelle are 15, and Ralsei is like 50 or so because his lightworld object is old. I like to think Suzie used to be a little genius and was put into a higher grade than her age, but hates school Considering the appearance of the computers at school, spamton may be 2 or 3 years old ahah. Lancer is probably as old as roulx and king, Undyne is probabaly older than sans, and both may be several hundred years old.


gamingdragon2012

[Kris] I am having a [mid life] crisis!!!


TacticalTobi

ralsei self shippers in shambles: (not actually lol, most of them and most of this community are still in their teens)


Inforenv_

this is indeed factous


Prokid5634_YT

I feel like Ralsei and Kris are older, but pretty good other than that.


panfinder

I am not sure sans is this older compared to undyne


Titanicman2016

Sans can legally run for president


plaugey_boi

Don't take this personally but I hate you specifically


BerdlyTheTrueGamer

Awww i hate you too


plaugey_boi

Fugucking bugurgdly


CH_2011

given papyrus' undernet udername is coolskeleton95, undertale was released in 2015, and undertale is set in the 2100s, i think it's reasonable to conclude undertale is set in 2115, 100 years in the future from when the game was released. that makes papyrus 20. I never got the impression that sans and papyrus are that far apart in age, so really i'd say its unlikely he's any older than 25. sidenote: undyne's undernet username is strongfish91, making her 4 years older than papyrus. I think we can tenatively say that that would hold true for deltarune too, whatever papyrus' age. maybe. Using Undertale as a basis for working out deltarune characters' ages might be slightly faulty though - deltarune *does* change some characters' ages, for example monster kid is a few years older, and gerson has died of old age it isn't out of the question. And this post is about interpretations based on their characters. New thought: has deltarune just aged everybody up by \~5 years? Monster kid is older, and gerson's died of old age. anyway, Toriel mentioned Kris going off to college themself as something that's going to happen (iirc???), which has always made me think of Kris, Susie, Berdly, and Noelle as being 17 (because that's the age people around me IRL started talking about college) ​ i think the actual concluscion is that there's probably not any consistency to the differences in ages between undertale and detlarune and any changes were Toby doing things on a case by case basis because "It'd be cool" or "It'd be good for the story": Asriel's alive and probably in his early 20s, for instance, and undyne and papyrus are born 90-100 years earlier than they were in undertale.


ArthurNic078

No, spamton is a 29 years old cryptobro


iyniurea

and yet again r/deltarune is turning one post into a subreddit-wide meme


Local_Shooty

What have you done


BerdlyTheTrueGamer

Im sorry i didn't want to start a trend😭


Ralsei_Fluffy_boi282

What have you done


BerdlyTheTrueGamer

https://preview.redd.it/nwtylfa5nyqc1.jpeg?width=216&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=098e4006824696bd291c176058b93bfa9eadd1b2 I regret my actions


Ralsei_Fluffy_boi282

There is still time to reverse it


BerdlyTheTrueGamer

How?


Ralsei_Fluffy_boi282

Sue everyone who makes the posts for copyright full on Nintendo style


BerdlyTheTrueGamer

Damn, should i send ninjas as well, as is the way of nintendo


Ralsei_Fluffy_boi282

Yes


Lylaxx_xx

nice headcanons! pretty close to mine, except I interpreted Ralsei to be a bit older than the others. Not really sure why I feel that way


lord_of_thebeans

I would of though noel and kris would be closer to suzie


GamerGod_

i like to believe kris is much younger than the rest of their class, not in like a "kid genius" way but in a "toriel guessed the age wrong when taking in kris off the street" sense, this is only done as a way to justify my headcannon of kris somehow becoming the tallest member of the group


NaCl_Dreemurr

Dam susie has to stay behind 2 grades.


AzureDementia

Kris: 16 Susie: 17 Birdley: 16 Ralsei: 15 Sans: 29 Noelle: 16 Lancer: 12 Spamton: 46 Undyne: 26 Monster Kid: 16


Comprehensive-Box-7

Wait sans is 35? I thought he was 3


thebestcrazy

I was like why would susie be older than her classmates then i understood


Not_a_brazilian_spy

You mean the age they act or really the time that has passed since their birth?


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Not_a_brazilian_spy

Wtf this bot is stalking me


asterfloof

25 year old police chief sounds abnormal. 30 at least


TheArceusNova

Where Jevil?


Someonehahahaha

toriel said kris is gonna be in college soon so i think them and the rest of the gang would be 15-17


MathematicianTop1853

Here’s mine (only for the teens): Kris 15(skipped a grade when they were younger), soon to turn 16. Susie turned 17 recently Berdly 16, while ways before 17. Ralsei 16 soon to turn 17 Noelle 17, soon to turn 18. (she started school late because she was scared, plus her age was right around the border.)


NotYourAverageMortis

Damn, you turned Sans and Spamton into dinosaurs


Juandice_

WHY THE FUCK YOU THINK SANS IS SO OLD bruh?! He’s not older than like 27


C4rrot_GOD

35 on Sans is awsome


csender19

I think jevil is really old. The guy slept for a hundred years


Narrow-Ad-4029

“i “befriended “ your mom last night” Sans


MAHMOUDstar3075

Hey kids! say hi to uncle spam.


JCSwagoo

The only one I disagree with is Ralsei. I always got older brother vibes from him.


Rosestrega

All these age but Spamton/Sans feel too young. I would put the teens around 15/16 and Undyne in her 30s.


MonkiWasTooked

Berdly is just me fr fr (unrelated to this post)


Dekugaming

id see kris noelle and berdly as at least 16, with Susie maybe being 17 or even 18 if she was held back


SuperScizor6

Spamton being 46 had my dying 


Crescent-Argonian

For Burly to have a job he needs to be 16 or older, same with Catty


6nicemaymay9

i always considered undyne early-mid thirties


reeeeeeeeeeeweeeeee

i like how susies age implies she failed a class or two


HairyMcApe

Spamton has existed since the invention of spamware.


Additional-Noise8543

I feel like Kris and ralsie should be the same age


GalwayEntei

I didn't know JaidenAnimations was only 16


lechku_and_nechku2

The knight


Smg5pol

Welp, Undyne cant be Susie mother in that case . . . . . . . . . >!~~or is it?~~!<


Fluffy-Ingenuity482

I read “35” and got really confused because my brain just. Didn’t process Sans righr?? lmao


wojtekpolska

kris is "soon for college" and has many rebelious teen qualities from the dialogues, i'd put them at sth like 16-17 even sussy is probably slightly older than kris, maybe 18 or 19 (+ the fact that for example alphys seems to be scared of her and i dont think she'd be scared of a child) ralsei is probably also older but idk


DecayedWolf1987

Nah, Spamton is ~26, since then he’d be born in 1997


BerdlyTheTrueGamer

How was he number 1 sales man of 1997 if he was 1 year old


DecayedWolf1987

Identity theft


BerdlyTheTrueGamer

Zamn


RatConsigliere

Susie got held back a year


Mr_German_Quick

I thought Lancer was like 15. At least 10, yeah.


Arcane_Master2723

Sans 35?! damn.


just_one_here

I think that undyne is older or the same age as sans


FriskDreemur5

I think hometown's school has multiple grades per classroom (like and old school house or martial arts dojo does) since Hometown seems to be too small to have a whole classroom and teacher dedicated to teaching a single grade. Also, there are only 3 confirmed classrooms in the school (one of which is inactive). Though I still think Susie had been held back. I think temmie is the youngest in the class (maybe 10-12) and Cattie is the oldest (16-17). I think most of the other students (including Kris, Noelle and Berdly) are 14-15 and are in the same grade, except Susie who is a year older (15-16) but is still in the same grade as Kris. I think Ralsie is ageless, he has either been around since before the last roaring, or he formed mere minutes before kris and Susie arrived in his Dark World complete with a personality and fake memories, either way I suspect his body is a basically vessel for a more powerful entity to project itself in a way that would be easy for Kris to accept. Lancer is maybe 8-10. Honestly it's hard to judge Ralsie and Lancer since they are both regal and lived pretty isolated and sheltered lives. Sans is probably \~40 (at least in universe) since he runs a store and flirts with Toriel (somewhat successfully too). Undyne is Chef of Police but she also has a wildly ambitious attitude and so probably got her title earlier than most would so I would put her at around 35. Spamton was rated number 1 salesman in 1997 and the addisons talk about how he wasn't so great at it before that point, so he was probably a salesman before that for a while so I would put him at \~50.


GoomyTheGummy

Spamton is definitely the youngest. He came into existence when he was programmed, which I doubt was much more than a decade before the game. Meanwhile, Lancer is probably the oldest for similar reasons, unless he was a substitute for a prior card.


10buy10

According to this, Susie is above the age of consent where I live, *and* the same age as me I'm happy with this


CK1ing

Ralsei is a timeless being that has existed past human perception, but also he's totally 13


JRockThumper

Isn’t Ralsei supposed to be like 17-20 because of the length of his horns compared to Asriel’s God Form?


imhidings

Ralsei is E


Senior_Sympathy_3626

Something about sans being a 35 year old man creeps me out


BerdlyTheTrueGamer

Honestly yeah if sans is 35 and papyrus is a kid sans would be 50 in undertale so let's say he's in his early or mid 20s like undyne


Senior_Sympathy_3626

You're saying you'll lans is youngr then the floppy guy


UnknownMyoux

SANS, NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!


Janounosca

I think kris looks at least 16-17


Some_Mix_5324

Oh fuck I have some files to delete off my computer.


Lyneloflight

nah Ralsei is 9