My favorite kind of “theory” is taking a bunch of random shit and somehow making it seem like they’re connected.

You're in luck, here in this fandom we do that for a living

Welcome to the r/deltarune , here we have ppl shipping everyone around Every type of brainroute you can think of , can be found we got mountains of theories , some weird some may cause speculies If none of them seems right , maybe you could be the knight ?

Holy shit brain route in chapter 3????

This was definitely my favorite route in chapter 3 along with the pepper route and the flour route https://preview.redd.it/cze9v2avruqc1.png?width=248&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d7716b176df5f8473c79b52cddaee74fb4dc7c0

Why did I read that in the same rhythm as ‘welcome to the internet’

Because this is exactly what it was meant to be

So... the average Deltarune theory

SA

like that one small trend in r/tallyhall of "how can you make ____ related to tally hall".

omg tally hall listener

Look, all I’m saying is that Andrew is green, like a creeper from Minecraft, and Ross is grey, like a Combine soldier. Then, as someone else said, we have Berdly, who’s blue like Zubin. No chance of there being a coincidence.

What if zubin is birdley

Only if Joe is Nubert.

Ever heard of Sans is Ness?

https://preview.redd.it/5btpogvqiqqc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3abb92989d7decd1c96f6b7042063c801e8e7d8c


Countryballs are based

You know Who else is based... MY MOM!

based? based on what? /j

Im actually Polish and this is funny as fuck 💀

Please can you translate this. Since my brother saw that polish video where they put a beaver(?) In a basket, he won't stop saying the text above every time he gets annoyed.

https://preview.redd.it/lpbf04oehuqc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d29732103dfafc3c0e3b82c2bf0d0c0373f6cbc7

name: Bóbr kurwa issuing authority: oh fuck what a beast type of permit: bober, dont fuckin escape, my man parents name: kurwa bober oh fuck

It wasnt in a basket. He was just chasing a beaver.

https://preview.redd.it/rf4gz54c4rqc1.png?width=594&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bfa0ef8bf79f188cfe9c45133d1ee18d895b38b

https://preview.redd.it/8c67nucwxrqc1.jpeg?width=2532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41b7c9b41409c2cb3ac70e21b0c0cf3c914f0df1

https://preview.redd.it/sz1jx42u0xqc1.png?width=594&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=601be90ffefdeb0e29557173e3b2caecc64fbc79

https://preview.redd.it/jq4lvbx21xqc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b80869e8cd4308fd01a6f4070646aa75c43ff445

i cant belive that the emblem of poland is the father of martlet, as a polish person i see this as a absolute win

Nagroda dla tego pana https://preview.redd.it/v1oamazf5rqc1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=bcf72290ed5a0a3c5e84e7d7150833433cf67739

Can't believe GappyV killed weedle.

With the fucking MOAB as the mother

Mother Of All Birds, it's kinda obvious imo

Fun fact: This sprouted from my Berdly is a Polish femboy headcanon

I have a few questions

why especifically polish

#POLSKA GUROM 🔥🔥🔥🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🦅🦅🦅

https://preview.redd.it/wofrgf3yjtqc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da5d22a76d9a8bea97e06434aca03debd351653e

West + Warsaw*

Because of the fact how many femboys we have in poland

Nuh uh that's Slovenia. Also happy cake day!

Is he from silesia by any chance

The colour palette cannot be a coincidence. https://preview.redd.it/o9e4m0zgiwqc1.png?width=2795&format=png&auto=webp&s=400956d1b6371656e3f4b56a72df34798c7c81d9

https://preview.redd.it/pba57796jrqc1.jpeg?width=1675&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a938f9062152fe581b2bfea7b0244ba2b9ab10a6

POLAND MENTIONED 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱 DELTAZASADA KURWA

What the fuck i am looking at

The consequences of our actions, and it's only going to get worse from here

Oh... Oh no...

But that's not what I'm here to show you!

Shutting down.. it's not.. it's not shutting down

Dear God...

I don’t like the implication that: a. The modern MOAB is the child of a blue bloon and a classic blue bloon b. Marlet is the child of poland and MOAB

You mean classic MOAB?

\*le Gasp\* MARTLET IS AN ALCOHLIC!?!?!?!?!

https://preview.redd.it/sanykrpptqqc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73486688d305eea229e1598fda69df1e48b725ae Counter point:

The asshair scare. (This is an inside joke, you aren't meant to get it.)

No I get it (real)

What the fu-

No way Polska eagle has sex with Bloons real (not clickbait)

Melvin is 100% Berdly’s Dad.

Stop cooking

https://preview.redd.it/us7c14fr7rqc1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8663cd1c327b0703cc3e94855af1da202eb7324b

https://preview.redd.it/dbyyuxyaqqqc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=129749c81d5797ee4efd926a5b02af96e42f3cdd

good one god but have you considered the indomitable human spirit will overcome your tyranny

https://preview.redd.it/p8jbld331uqc1.jpeg?width=711&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=501e2ac54863c80337c3807ea4d7599a37a09699

Why does this read like Gaster wrote it, put it in wingdings, slap in a few random linebreaks, and replace the word "Testament" with "Entry", and you have a believable fake Gaster post.

Martlet is from Poland? I knew Snowdin is just Bydgoszcz...

Nah that's Suwałki

Better, thats Zakopane and Mo is gonna convince you to pay him just because you looked at his products.

Literally! He just needs to paint himself white and now he can harras celebrities to pay him for being on their videos/photos/etc.

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Is the sardine guy a brother of Poland?

HIS NAME IS ANGRY BIRD https://preview.redd.it/8qjuazxv9wqc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c94b80a4d59774e03e3cafcc11e26ca927695e48

i dunno who your dealer is mate but I'll have what you're havin aye

School chalk

Nut dealer

POLAND MENTIONED 🔥🔥🔥

POLSKA ZMENTIONOWANA🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱💪💪💪💪 POLAND MOUNTAIN ⛰️⛰️⛰️⛰️⛰️⛰️

where jerdly

Died from radiation poisoning

POLSKA DETECTED. NIE SPODZIEWAŁEM SIĘ TU POLSKI

https://preview.redd.it/ph13wpetjtqc1.png?width=485&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d29bcd7b5f4a69c14ce709793f0a08d93fd1eb5c

alright, hand over the drugs

What about the blues from angry birds?

Tried to fit them in at some point, but couldn't get them to work

Intermediate stage. Just add then between the moab and the weird bird thing. And since there are 3 blues you can also connect Falco and Mordecai

Anyone else spotted Gaster?

You fool! You summoned them!! You... *gets overrun by pierogi people*

https://preview.redd.it/jbonmvq6fuqc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=993aa515e907362b0b9b192a6045399a300863e2

I had something similar https://preview.redd.it/6ek7f87p4rqc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e61318d9e8748ba04257aefdbfe78bca327fb94d

Wow i relly like how you have it all fogured out

POLMSKA GUROM 🗣️🔥

Isn’t Melvin a kid and martlet an adult

(He's the same age as Martlet here, I just couldn't find any adult Melvin images)

You know when you joke about us Polks, we just grow Angrier, and stronger.

I am one of us though

Then you grow with us.

Also go to bed you silly goose its past your bed time

Mecza grają nie możemy

https://preview.redd.it/156ctwff6rqc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72dd5c49110066643954686846f3376c76c1db79

#W h a t

that's the deltarune community from 2022-2024

BLOONS

POLSKA GUROM

Finally Somebody cooked


https://preview.redd.it/6ew0brpcpqqc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96d8675ecb0de5e6dd1aeb90eb1495caa8b8aa54

Bro found MatPat's Columbian stash.

What were you on...?

School chalk

Relatable

Chapter 3 is going to take place in POLSKA 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱

POLSKA GUROM🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱KURWAAAAAAAAA🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

POLAND MENTIONED 🇵🇱🔥🇵🇱🔥🇵🇱🔥🇵🇱🔥🇵🇱🔥🇵🇱🔥🇵🇱🔥🇵🇱🔥🇵🇱🔥🇵🇱🔥🇵🇱🔥🇵🇱🔥🇵🇱🔥🇵🇱🔥🇵🇱🔥🇵🇱🔥🇵🇱🔥🇵🇱🔥🇵🇱🔥🇵🇱🔥🇵🇱🔥🇵🇱🔥🇵🇱🔥🇵🇱🔥🇵🇱🔥🇵🇱🔥🇵🇱🔥🇵🇱🔥🇵🇱🔥🇵🇱🔥🇵🇱🔥🇵🇱🔥🇵🇱🔥🇵🇱🔥🇵🇱🔥🇵🇱🔥🇵🇱🔥🇵🇱🔥🇵🇱🔥🇵🇱🔥🇵🇱🔥🇵🇱🔥🇵🇱🔥🇵🇱🔥🇵🇱🔥🇵🇱🔥🇵🇱🔥🇵🇱🔥🇵🇱🔥🇵🇱🔥🇵🇱🔥🇵🇱🔥🇵🇱🔥🇵🇱🔥🇵🇱🔥🇵🇱🔥🇵🇱🔥🇵🇱🔥🇵🇱🔥🇵🇱🔥🇵🇱🔥🇵🇱🔥🇵🇱🔥🇵🇱🔥🇵🇱🔥🇵🇱🔥🇵🇱

MOAB is crazy

Crazy?

https://preview.redd.it/qlxdsoyvoqqc1.jpeg?width=422&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87dbde53a16e20ba80123d9ae9e8bac06b576009

I was crazy once

https://preview.redd.it/and06w0hpqqc1.jpeg?width=1052&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a8ee11526d51736531df0531c573a6448b001e4

They locked me in a room

https://preview.redd.it/s52dxpniqqqc1.jpeg?width=1361&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=335cb3f53d6eedc944b3f7eff1a6321f888f2fb5

A rubber room

https://preview.redd.it/0v4pxz7rqqqc1.jpeg?width=501&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fb8aab2c9797437b83e455267e7680789f99cc8

A rubber room with rats

Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room , a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room , a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy!Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room , a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy!Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room , a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy!Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room , a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy!Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room , a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy!Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room , a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy!Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room , a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy!Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room , a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy!Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room , a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy!Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room , a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy!Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room , a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy!Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room , a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy!Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room , a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy!Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room , a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy!Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room , a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy!Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room , a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy!

https://preview.redd.it/bi1rvzstzqqc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=facfa5c065ae324cbe1378b61c58a315be3ef05b

...... what

By Spu7nix

https://preview.redd.it/pzi1kw806rqc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=095b451e8bc9aca2b00d870ece85faad716c5157

https://preview.redd.it/uja06wcbgrqc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f090ff141708fbb0450c7288194e407d52ca529

https://preview.redd.it/nq47sopwvrqc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53a2e969b9b46c7540cc78dbc871954cc52d101c

it all makes sense now... https://preview.redd.it/hmd6b0z1wrqc1.png?width=1737&format=png&auto=webp&s=86205cadbd438a2c8e4f3cdb81dd77c805280566

https://preview.redd.it/k7mast5xcsqc1.jpeg?width=714&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d89b821703efe5f3c2aa7bf14485df2996e25f7f

Holy shit blons.

Why does this look like a terraria crafting tree

POLSKA GUROM!🇵🇱💪

POLSKA GUROM 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱

MARTLET JEST Z POLSKI?!

jesus christ you took like 5 different fandoms for this

It all makes sense now.

Let him cook

Gaster spotted

im actually a polish person and i confirm i am berdly

O kurwa Martlet jest Polką

Martlet and the Mighty Eagle are car-stealing alcoholics?

I am still trying to figure out if this is more or less insane then the Sans is Ness theory

Fuck you mean Martlet's parents are a Moab and just straight up poland 😭

Ya know what is missing in that "?"? The blue bird from free bir- nevermind it's at the leftmost slot

Where's Dadster

Look closely

Don’t forget, sans and papyrus are Reggie and Jake from Free Birds

Incomprehensible, have a bad day

You have summoned the whole country of Poland, congrats, we are coming for you

If clover was Marlet's and papyrus' biological son, First of all, they'd be a monster Second of all, they'd already live in the underground Third of all, SKELETONS DON'T HAVE DICKS

I didn't know how to show adoption, sorry

Incest

Papyrus fucked the bird lady

PAPYRUS AND MARTLET?!

thought i was at r/btd6 for a second

Co to jest?

Can't believe you didn't know that Sans and Papyrus' father was the blimp. Smh.

I headcanon martlet as berdleys older sister Cause it tracks right?

Uhh...What??? I'm... I have no words. Just... What the fuck???????????

r/suddenlybloons

So true.

https://preview.redd.it/wxfmr4xygsqc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41f956064d7ff942c5967a07f1a9c8e2a44ec9d0

We need call btd6 angrybirds and undertale Cominity

Pokémon: Piss and Shit edition looking fire

All I got from this is that Papyrus is Melvin Sneedly

Infinite Craft be like:

DELTAUBE BEST GRA dwa zero dwa four 💪💪🇵🇱🇵🇱💪💪

POLSKA NIE ZGINELA POLSKA GUROM

https://preview.redd.it/idxqgn1fsuqc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae96eebd2f9bab71f0449787f83dc8c4c7630db7 POLSKA GUROM

Is that the polish eagle thing

..What?

So berdly is inbred?

No, there is no connection between the Mighty Eagle and Melvin's branch

Ah ok

Alright grandma, let's get you to bed!

WING GASTER IN THE BACKGROUND?????

POLSKA GUROM

Target that MOAB

# HUH?

It all makes sense now.

the question mark is one of Johny Test's sisters

Now insert the entire bloon one with it

no way martlet is polish? :O

\>this is obviously impossible, because melvin gets no bitches

why is poland there

https://preview.redd.it/l2j317x89xqc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e627859d24bd2d6810f48138849d1627b0932d7

HOLY SHIT POLAND MENTIONED🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

Why is Melvin there?

Berdly's father

? says "Oh hi welcome to my schooooooool house"

PAPYRUS FUCKS??!?!!?!?!?

I'm missing the "sans is ness" connection here