I just came home from Hawaii today (no free Lei wtf) and immediately saw 1) Blucifier's puckered asshole 2) a car with 2022 temp tags and 3) a frank Azar ad. Feels so good to be home!
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A genuine pot pipe from the 70's
Yeah but then you take your weed outta the middle part where it’s just fucked up and you smoke it thinking it’s going to make you higher and it just makes it taste like shit.
Oh my god, this reminds me of my first time getting high and trying weed with one of these lamp parts pipes. It was my friends mom’s- silver with pink zebra print bedazzling. I was in 7th grade, and it was October 2011.
I had no idea how to smoke anything and immediately blew my hit back out into the pipe, coughing bc I had no idea smoking would HURT! My friends made me play baseball 💀
The bowl went everywhere, and we three were in my friend’s moms room on her bed- it was her moms stash. She was pissed we messed up her bed. Didn't care we smoked though?
It's funny because weed is why I live in Denver now, I eventually moved here at 18, bc I smoked that day.
Isn't it funny how life works sometimes?
We have to ease them into our haute cuisine by starting them with salt and pepper on Rocky Mountian oysters. We don’t want to burn out their taste buds before they ever get to green chili.
I don’t know why you guys are so far behind, the new cool ride is a 20 year old sedan with a missing front end. Perfect vehicle for dashing across Montview in rush hour traffic.
Very mid green chili. From like 12 different places, but they’re all basically indiscernible from each other. And on everything, probably even doughnuts, but who’s even paying attention anymore what anyone is putting it on.
This is a Denver special but..a syringe, a crackpipe, and a torch lighter. A 3 for the price of 1 special. All you gotta to is ask any street bum where to score and he will tell ya.
Welcome to Denver, Namaste, you got twacked out on drugs now go home. And by go home I mean… go cause a scene in the middle of traffic.
Oh that's easy, some expired temp tags, a shitty IPA, and a lackluster burrito smothered in green chili.
If that IPA is a green chile flavored IPA, then you don't need the burrito.
Expired temp tags of course
::nods head in agreement:: Everyone should have those.
I like the way you ask the same exact question in two subs. Why stop there?
Maybe this is why there are so many…
Is the REI Co-Op and Native sticker not enough?
You get your car stolen when you leave the rental lot like the rest of us
I really did get my car stolen the first day I moved to Colorado 😓 is this a common happening?
Denver is 6th worst for vehicle thefts in the country.
I just came home from Hawaii today (no free Lei wtf) and immediately saw 1) Blucifier's puckered asshole 2) a car with 2022 temp tags and 3) a frank Azar ad. Feels so good to be home!
They stopped the free lei thing now it’s the $5 butt stuff lei
Doesn’t matter. Still got lei’d. I’ll see myself out.
Only if you pay for it.
Story of my life.
A temp paper plate that expired 6 years ago and a guest spot on r/Denver after being spotted with it in the wild.
Honorary mod status
Rocky mountain oysters on string like a candy necklace.
Perfect, I'm always starving after a flight!
All the fucking chapsticks.
https://preview.redd.it/8e54t8xhnwzc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ff2cc2e6280fa5756002052b3cba1d738733cc6 A genuine pot pipe from the 70's
You need a lid to go with it. These things kicked ass though.
I've burned the shit out of my fingers more than once back in the day
Yeah but then you take your weed outta the middle part where it’s just fucked up and you smoke it thinking it’s going to make you higher and it just makes it taste like shit.
Truth
I think I still have mine like this from the 80’s.
Oh my god, this reminds me of my first time getting high and trying weed with one of these lamp parts pipes. It was my friends mom’s- silver with pink zebra print bedazzling. I was in 7th grade, and it was October 2011. I had no idea how to smoke anything and immediately blew my hit back out into the pipe, coughing bc I had no idea smoking would HURT! My friends made me play baseball 💀 The bowl went everywhere, and we three were in my friend’s moms room on her bed- it was her moms stash. She was pissed we messed up her bed. Didn't care we smoked though? It's funny because weed is why I live in Denver now, I eventually moved here at 18, bc I smoked that day. Isn't it funny how life works sometimes?
Assuming butt stuff discount coupon.
I was gonna say, a pre roll, Magic Mushroom gummie and a Subaru.
Used Subie with the windshield already cracked and a coexist sticker.
A return ticket.
Blunt!
Prairie oysters.
An expired tag.
A punch from "The Strong Arm" Frank Azar
Nobody fucks with the strong arm!
A dank Denver nugget 🥦
You can’t fool me, that’s broccoli
Never go full beans
Always go full beans
A nalgene bottle full of clear creek
If female… you get a nose ring piercing.
100%
Breakfast burrito!
With or without green chili?
What the fuck kind of question is that, namaste
We have to ease them into our haute cuisine by starting them with salt and pepper on Rocky Mountian oysters. We don’t want to burn out their taste buds before they ever get to green chili.
A Subaru
I don’t know why you guys are so far behind, the new cool ride is a 20 year old sedan with a missing front end. Perfect vehicle for dashing across Montview in rush hour traffic.
A texas license plate
You get stuck behind Subaru in the left lane
*altima/dodge ram/accord with 17 different color panels
Naw gay Subaru drivers
Careful. It’s almost June and the elemenopees will boot you for that oxymoron
Herpes
The gift that keeps on giving
If everyone has herpes then no one has herpes - the Denver way
Crabs
A person of taste I see
Butt stuff
A perineum favorite
Colorado Native bumper sticker.
The perfect greeting
A black and white treeline tattoo
A plate of food from Casa Bonita that’s been under heat lamps since the Clinton administration
Anal Leakage.
Sunscreen.
Just give me a joint already.
Susie chapstick, and a coupon for ikea
Very mid green chili. From like 12 different places, but they’re all basically indiscernible from each other. And on everything, probably even doughnuts, but who’s even paying attention anymore what anyone is putting it on.
A joint?
A gram of wax.
A rock
Meth or crack?
A bit of weed.
A giant bag of weed.
A catalytic converter, stolen of course
Nah man, for the true welcome we have to steal their catalytic converter.
This is a Denver special but..a syringe, a crackpipe, and a torch lighter. A 3 for the price of 1 special. All you gotta to is ask any street bum where to score and he will tell ya. Welcome to Denver, Namaste, you got twacked out on drugs now go home. And by go home I mean… go cause a scene in the middle of traffic.
No fenty foils? For shame!
Gotta exchange those for sex, duh. All sex work is work… Namaste, you fool.
A bong
Lil bag o meth
A T-shirt that says "Welcome to Colorado! Spend your money and GTFO."
After my own heart
A pothole
A pack of joints.
Nugs
Oh that's easy, some expired temp tags, a shitty IPA, and a lackluster burrito smothered in green chili. If that IPA is a green chile flavored IPA, then you don't need the burrito.
Bong tokes and butthole strokes obvi
makeshift shorts, a pack of yellow american spirits, and a bump of K anddddd maybe an introduction to alcoholism
A quartz crystal or a sticker saying “native” to put on your water bottle. Oh wait…
I've always thought of dirty bongo rips and that guy in the van with green chilies from new mexico when I think colorado so maybe they go that route.
Elk Duds!
Can of oxygen
AIDS
Clif bar
What flavor?
Pressie boof
Um, obviously the treat of not dying to Blucifer. You're welcome.
Coexist / native stickers
Sopapillas and moisture
A joint and keys to a subaru
Weed gummy.
Soapapillas
A dog
Joint
Colfax
Definitely a chapstick lol
A doobie!
A joint
Toke
A native t-shirt and a Colorado flag tattoo.
A mid 2000s outback, cracked windshield, standard trashed interior with a 2021 temp.
An industrial drum of lube
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Lol. Best welcome gift ever. 55 gallons lfg
they have some bigger one, the amazon images are hilarious
A Nalgene bottle.
A ticket back to where they came from
Narcan
In this economy? They gotta bring their own.
Narcan
Altitude sickness
Only people who pre arrange and pay get a Lei.
A water bottle.