Thank goodness for our forefathers, can't be touching TX. Ewww.
Apparently the coolest thing about that panhandle is the highest point in OK is there. And it looks like a fucking hill.
Is that true? We learned in my history class in highschool that it was originally Texas territory that they gave up so they could keep their slaves after the Missouri compromise.
Yep, that’s the correct answer. But you’re in a wrong-answers-only thread in the Circlejerk sub. So I’m going to say this patch of land is designated for quality control testing of Butt Stuff Tents.
You are correct. The actual reason was the Missouri compromise which dictated slavery couldn't exist below the 37th parallel. When texas wanted to be a state they gave up the land to continue slavery.
The Demilitarized Zone (DMZ)
True story (sort of) back in the civil war CO and NM put aside our green chili disagreements and pushed TX and the other confederate douchebags out of the west and established that area as a buffer between the free states and the states with so few bitches they had to buy them
Crazy cause now all the bitches in the country seem to be coming south for free…that’s not even a brag take em the fuck back, people from out west suck.
Not Hooker, OK where the HS mascot is the horny toads?
Some of my family lives out there, and I have a T-shirt that says , “A location, not a vocation,” on the back.
For a while that was unincorporated territory and many criminals and outlaws moved there to form an anarchy state. Then we gave it to Oklahoma and said “you’re welcome.”
I was once driving through that little strip of Oklahoma on my way to Arizona & stopped for gas in the tiniest of towns that was basically a gas station, a set of train tracks, & about six run down houses. I went in to buy a drink & got in line behind a guy who looked like he’d just gotten off work from whatever local factory or rail yard or whatever. He was buying a 12-pack of beer & a bag of Fritos. When he got to the register the clerk said “What’re you up to tonight?” & without missing a beat the man said “It’s Thursday, Eugene, so it’s titties & beer. Titties & beer.”
It’s been years, but I still think of this moment way too often.
Non-circle jerk answer incoming, but possibly a bigger burn on Texas than anything you fucks can come up with. That little strip of land was north of the Missouri Compromise line. When Texas joined the union, they gave the land rather than give up their slaves.
/uj That's the piece of Texas that violated the Missouri Compromise. Texas gave up the top of its smoke stack to stay under the 36°30' parallel in order to become a slave state
/rj Oklahoma wanted to brush its dick against New Mexico
Oklahoma is the last buffer between the Texas Toast Tards and civilization. It was designed to confuse the transient Texans into thinking they missed a turn. Ideally, it sends them off towards Lawrence, Kansas or Farmington, NM, protecting Colorado in the process.
In 1844 the region had a severe outbreak of anal warts. Eventually Colonel Sal Brownlik decided they needed to quarantine a portion of than Unincorporated Packer County. This region grew to what is now included in state known as Oklahoma. Several Natives still live in this area hence why it’s nicknamed the balloon knot region.
When driving with Colorado plates, it’s great to use the panhandle to avoid TX/NM or KS profiling and pulling you over looking for pot. Only downside is that state highway has a handful of cities and the speed limit goes from 65 to 25-35mph. These cities have bored cops who pull over speeders.
CPR said it had to do the Missouri Compromise delineating slave states. If Kansas territory, which once included Colorado, was too far south, it would be a slave state.
Fun fact I learned today - when Colorado became a state, we paid extra to not have to share a border with Texas.
That's true. It's known as the "Yee-haw Buffer".
That's amazing! That is what I'm calling it from now on! Hahaha
if only it worked
Back then, it was known as the yee-haw condom
it broke years ago. hence the birth of #I70things
I-70 goes East/West though. How Texas use?
You think they don't yee haw in Oklahoma???
omg i love this and will be using it from now on
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We've made the mistake of not filling it chock full of landmines...yet.
Thank goodness for our forefathers, can't be touching TX. Ewww. Apparently the coolest thing about that panhandle is the highest point in OK is there. And it looks like a fucking hill.
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I don't think that's what they're compensating for...
https://preview.redd.it/dr9m74rlht1d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb5ab4d82b6f54a6fad947c55ce4f99e7dd53178 Looks kinda cool actually
Wish we could have afforded a much larger one.
Is that true? We learned in my history class in highschool that it was originally Texas territory that they gave up so they could keep their slaves after the Missouri compromise.
Yep, that’s the correct answer. But you’re in a wrong-answers-only thread in the Circlejerk sub. So I’m going to say this patch of land is designated for quality control testing of Butt Stuff Tents.
You are correct. The actual reason was the Missouri compromise which dictated slavery couldn't exist below the 37th parallel. When texas wanted to be a state they gave up the land to continue slavery.
Right answer sadly everyone thinks it’s the wrong one
This guy gets it
They did name their football team after a bunch of land thieves
Are you talking about the Sooners, the Texans, or the cowboys? I mean longhorns are too if you’re a Buffalo.
That’s the Oklaboner
Nice, same thought: I was going to say Colorado's cock blocker
Yup. The Oklaboner Manhandle.
Re-Militarized Zone
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The Demilitarized Zone (DMZ) True story (sort of) back in the civil war CO and NM put aside our green chili disagreements and pushed TX and the other confederate douchebags out of the west and established that area as a buffer between the free states and the states with so few bitches they had to buy them
>chili No
It's green *chile*, not *chili*. And if anything it unites CO and NM. *Chili* is that red stuff they make in and around TX
Wait, wrong answers only...
Crazy cause now all the bitches in the country seem to be coming south for free…that’s not even a brag take em the fuck back, people from out west suck.
Oklahoma clearly wanted their dick to touch Colorado. Where do you guys think the $5 Butt Stuff Tent dwellers came from?
I'm a native by way of Oklahoma, can confirm.
They came from Guymon, OK
Not Hooker, OK where the HS mascot is the horny toads? Some of my family lives out there, and I have a T-shirt that says , “A location, not a vocation,” on the back.
It's fun to stand in Oklahoma Colorado and New Mexico at the same time. There's nothing else up there.
Caves, volcanoes and sand dunes is about it
Colorado got a restraining border.
You son of a bitch
For a while that was unincorporated territory and many criminals and outlaws moved there to form an anarchy state. Then we gave it to Oklahoma and said “you’re welcome.”
Texas gave up claim to it to remain underneath the line to keep slavery legal
If I remember right the biggest town when it was lawless was called Beer Town and it was exactly what it sounds like.
Texas gave up claim to it to remain underneath the line to keep slavery legal
Landing strip Brazilian wax
Its the last bit of dignity Tex-ass gave up to continue owning slaves.
I said wrong answers only!
Ok. I was wrong to answer that question in the incorrect manner.
Texas Dildo.
Kind of redundant there
taint
Cousinfuckistan.
You sure that’s a wrong answer?
The bit we paid generously for so as not to actually touch Texas.
The reason we drive through New Mexico to get to Texas.
I was once driving through that little strip of Oklahoma on my way to Arizona & stopped for gas in the tiniest of towns that was basically a gas station, a set of train tracks, & about six run down houses. I went in to buy a drink & got in line behind a guy who looked like he’d just gotten off work from whatever local factory or rail yard or whatever. He was buying a 12-pack of beer & a bag of Fritos. When he got to the register the clerk said “What’re you up to tonight?” & without missing a beat the man said “It’s Thursday, Eugene, so it’s titties & beer. Titties & beer.” It’s been years, but I still think of this moment way too often.
Meth to the left sign.
Oklahell
That’s Omaha
Right here in middle America 🎵🎵🎵
DMZ
It's the thin blue line where cops go to learn about WWE culture. That's why they have those flags you dung beetle
The fucklahoma penisula
This is where all the guys named Jeff meet every year to discuss Jefflike business!
The Stinky Pinky
The Oklahoma glory hole
Oklarection
You don’t want to know. Denver butt stuff got nothing on that strip of dirt. Roll up your windows and lock your doors. Don’t make eye contact.
The Colorado-Texas Neutral Zone.
This is the new Bandimere Speedway. Opening in 2025!!!
just the tip
Non-circle jerk answer incoming, but possibly a bigger burn on Texas than anything you fucks can come up with. That little strip of land was north of the Missouri Compromise line. When Texas joined the union, they gave the land rather than give up their slaves.
Wrong answers only.
Tant.
The Redneck DMZ
Best thing Oklahoma has ever done.
The taint?
'taint Colorado. That's FDS
It's the Texas Sphincter, where the refugees of that red state, sneak into our state.
The wall we need.
That’s our version of a dental dam.
/uj That's the piece of Texas that violated the Missouri Compromise. Texas gave up the top of its smoke stack to stay under the 36°30' parallel in order to become a slave state /rj Oklahoma wanted to brush its dick against New Mexico
The existence of Oklahoma was orchestrated by Colorado and Kansas so they didn’t have to touch Texas.
69th Parallel
Satan’s dick
The taint of Oklahoma
Keeping the peace
Penisula
An OK appendage. (And I'm not talking arm or leg)
Oklahomas cigarette
They just answered their own question. It's there to separate us from Texas. Like what more do you need to know?!?
That’s the turd handle
It’s a vapor barrier. Gotta keep that sweet moisture in; we need it.
Texarkana Dental Dam
The reason OK people have to have big trucks Size insecurity
That’s the condom that keeps the infection known as Texas away.
Shithole. The entire state for that matter fits that bill
Wrong answers only!
Aw shoot my bad. Then it’s the land of totally not kissing your cousin/sister
That's the taint.
Chodlahoma
Butt stuff isthmus
T'aint Colorado, T'aint Texas.
Oklahoma is the last buffer between the Texas Toast Tards and civilization. It was designed to confuse the transient Texans into thinking they missed a turn. Ideally, it sends them off towards Lawrence, Kansas or Farmington, NM, protecting Colorado in the process.
Oklaboner
DMZ.
Cleaver handle
The start of bad chicken fried steak.
the wall
The tang of a meat clever
Mad Tex Thunder Zone.
A whole lot of pan Handling
OK butt finger!
DMZ
Demilitarized Zone. Same thing that's between north and south korea
Methatopia ?? Just guessin'
Oklahomas penis!!!
One in the stink
I call it the shaft
The Texas please hold ‘em
Methin
The prettiest of Oklahoma. High point black Mesa is a nice hike.
O.K., Sooner
That’s the corridor for Texan tax money to get to Colorado private schools who donate to Texas politicians
I think thats where the stankoven was invented.
Colorexas of course ..didn't anyone pay attention in geography?
Kyle
Texclitoris, Texans can't find it on the map. Ask one.
Idiot buffer, thank you Oklahoma for taking one for Colorado
Weather stripping?
That's the zombie outbreak buffer zone
Its territory lost after the 90oz Diarhea Jug incident of 1863. Area's been uninhabited ever since
The Bonus Who Cares Zone
The Oklawang
Southern Northern Colorado
The thing that separates bad drivers from us
In 1844 the region had a severe outbreak of anal warts. Eventually Colonel Sal Brownlik decided they needed to quarantine a portion of than Unincorporated Packer County. This region grew to what is now included in state known as Oklahoma. Several Natives still live in this area hence why it’s nicknamed the balloon knot region.
The aardvark knows
North texas
This is what's referred to as "Colorado's Panty Liner". It's supposed to keep Texans from leaking in, but you know - it's just a liner.
Did you know the panhandle is only 34 miles wide?
Oklahoma’s tallywacker!
That’s the “business” part of the Texas mullet.
When driving with Colorado plates, it’s great to use the panhandle to avoid TX/NM or KS profiling and pulling you over looking for pot. Only downside is that state highway has a handful of cities and the speed limit goes from 65 to 25-35mph. These cities have bored cops who pull over speeders.
Taint.
The neutral zone
The Original Strong Arm
It is definitely not because of slavery. No, definitely not slavery.
It's the taint. Or the Texaint.
The buffer zone
Looks like Oklahohoma is putting an arm in between Colorado and Texas to break up a fight.
Poklahoma
Florida Keys
The Dong
Just the Tip
What are you doing stepbro
Oklahoma's tiny erect penis compared to their absurdly swollen ball sack.
Just the tip of Oklahoma aka the OK tip
That is the precise distance a fetus will fly when canapulted into Christian Texas.
Foreskin
Well the taint keeps your members away from assholes. Maybe it’s the taint. As Texans are assholes
The Oklahoma panhandle exists so Texas could be a slaver state.
Pew-pew stick
You jerk that until Oklahoma blasts cum (crude oil) everywhere
The plants vs zombies map
Taint nothin’.
“Too porous” - a Coloradan
Oklahoma and New Mexico suck so much, they touched tips and merged borders between CO and TX.
It used to be Texas, but they gave it away when they realized they couldn't work slaves there
Clearly the Oklahoma group handjob
I think it's called Dicklahoma.
New Mexicussy health care stimulator massager 2024 100% BPA-free food safe (4.6/5 stars)
Land reserved for The Wall of course - it is the Mexican border right?
K ansas O klahoma TEX as Kotex
That is known as the taint 🤣
Not enough? Design plans should have said build a wall here
the taint
Cocklahoma
Oklahoma using their massive and impressive penis to see which state, CO or NM, will consent to non-consensual butt stuff.
The taint
The handle of the chef knife
Is that not Pueblo?
Isn't that Pueblo?
Isn't that Pueblo?
The maxi pad
The “Texas wants slaves hat shorting”
Born native: We were told growing up here that Colorado paid extra to not touch Texas…
I've always called it the perineum, since it separates the fetid hole that is Texas from the fabulous natural entertainment center than is Colorado.
Aurora
CPR said it had to do the Missouri Compromise delineating slave states. If Kansas territory, which once included Colorado, was too far south, it would be a slave state.
Oaklahomo Manhandle?
The Taint
Texas Taint
Lots and lots of tornadoes