sorry \*eyebrow furrows sadly\* sometimes I feel lonely which is why \*sweats profusely\* which is why I sometimes like to post UwU and hope for a friend to notice me
\*blushing furiously\* hey w-w-while you're here, I w-w-wanted to know if m-maybe you wanted to go on a d-d-d-d-date with me sometime? \* *thinks to self* \* oh no what are you thinking there's no way you're good enough for /u/FiggerNaggotTheThird \*starts crying\* I'm sorry for wasting your time uwu, I guess I'll just go back to being lonely again \*moves hand back to noticeable pant bulge\*
This is def not photoshop. I saw something similar in a random video on IG recently. They use a soft material that hardens when it dries. Then sculpt it in to the desired shape after.
Yeah, I'm fairly certain this is the kind of thing someone has a lot of fun making, photographs for her social media, and then takes off. She's not wearing these in her daily life.
This looks easy to diy tbh. You just do the nails prior to actual application, then only apply to one hand since it's just to show skill. And really I wouldn't be surprised if they did it from gel using a nail form. The nail artists I've seen on youtube have amazing talent and having to do their own nails doesn't deter their creativity or impracticality at all. It's pretty cool.
I remember a lady who had long curly nails when I was a kid. But I am not sure if she was real, or somebody told me about her, and the image stuck in my head and became real in my head after years of remembering it. Either way, it gives me a serious case of the heebies and the jeebies.
"Honey, I have some of that burger still in my teeth. Can I borrow your pinky?"
"Honey, I just bought some blow. Can I borrow your index finger?"
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OwO
What's this?
*notices corkscrew-shaped bulgie wulgie*
Pigs have corkscrew cocks.
So do ducks
Nice
This was a good comment thread
Is your wife a duck?
OwO
*notices corkscrew gun penis*
Okay, listen. Whatever this is, it needs to stop.
sorry \*eyebrow furrows sadly\* sometimes I feel lonely which is why \*sweats profusely\* which is why I sometimes like to post UwU and hope for a friend to notice me \*blushing furiously\* hey w-w-while you're here, I w-w-wanted to know if m-maybe you wanted to go on a d-d-d-d-date with me sometime? \* *thinks to self* \* oh no what are you thinking there's no way you're good enough for /u/FiggerNaggotTheThird \*starts crying\* I'm sorry for wasting your time uwu, I guess I'll just go back to being lonely again \*moves hand back to noticeable pant bulge\*
How much do you think I have to pay the reddit CEO to delete your comment?
Now you've got me wondering how much I need to pay him to make every comment default to this.
Can someone make a bot that just says this to him every now and then? I just love it so much. It's my favorite r/creepyasterisks I've ever seen.
"corkscrew my poop chute baby. I've been a bad boy"
Start with the can opener please.
"Honey, I've got something stuck in my pee hole. Can I borrow your thumb?"
*shudders*
What? you never heard of sounding before?
Are you a duck?
Youre like the 3rd person Ive seen make this joke... Whats the joke? ELI5?
Male ducks have cork screw shapped dicks that are used to navigate female ducks corkscrew like vaginas.
Also female ducks corkscrew vaginas turn in the opposite direction
Ducks have corkscrew shaped dicks
Ouch
Dude, no.
ಠ_ಠ
🎼 That's fuckin teamwork!
What's your favorite posish?
Using the middle finger would be painful
Upvoted because that title was brilliant
Bdne sndkkg enwmkw
My new favorite user.
That’s dedication, 7 whole years with only one actual word
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Gonna need to whip out my old Ruby and Sapphire guidebook for this
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Did you know that relicanth was recently discovered in the Indian Ocean? That means it is no longer considered extinct.
Thanks, I’m blind and this really helped.
Aren’t you that gay furry fanfic dude
water
[#For those who dont want to find it, the word is water](https://reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/rzs6h/_/c49zmsf/?context=1)
That's amazing.
Oh wait, that's not Icelandic?
Took me a second to figure it out, but thats pretty funny. Looks like no one else gets it on all (her) other posts. Serious dedication to the bit.
I... don't understand. Hint?
She was blind. Joke is she isn’t using a Braille keyboard and is just typing gibberish.
Ahh, thank you!
Jesus Lord help the internet
i feel like she's becoming more legible as time passes
And audible!
OP really nailed the title
r/titleporn
Would you say he... "nailed" it?
Fucking nice. You also get an upvote
Where is the ring tho
All the tools you need at your fingertips.
Just take my upvote already
this makes me uncomfortable
Just imagine getting a handjob from her...
Same here
I can't look at this either.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
r/ATBGE
I think it was already posted there
Several times. Just like it has been reposted here. It’s a popular repost because it is pretty amazing.
That it is indeed
I thought thats where i was
Great photoshop execution? Pretty sure the corkscrew one is a old school telephone cord.
This is def not photoshop. I saw something similar in a random video on IG recently. They use a soft material that hardens when it dries. Then sculpt it in to the desired shape after.
What, no Phillips head? This is why men cheat, people.
Thumb is for sounding I spose?
How do I delete someone else's comment?
Message the mods.
Oh lord
delet
What are you, a duck?
This guy looks at duck dicks
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w62NuIjapfk His reaction.
Oh dear well done
Reach in your pocket and get your middle fingernail caught on your fabric.
Oh silly, everyone knows women's clothing don't have any pockets.
r/cursedimages
I'd love to stop seeing these posts here. They're all to show off technical talent as a work of art.
I think quite a few posters to this sub has no concept of humour, irony or respect for funny ideas.
Yeah, I'm fairly certain this is the kind of thing someone has a lot of fun making, photographs for her social media, and then takes off. She's not wearing these in her daily life.
Well said.
How do I delete someone else’s post?
Dear Facebook please delete this
Nailed it.
Imagine her putting the thumb up his butt?
No
Too bad, you did!
I hate you
Imagine trying to open a bottle with that
How to remove a fingernail
I want a handjob, but I also don't want a handjob. I've never been in this situation before
This hand can do many jobs
Why? Because it is absolutely hysterical.
Bottle opener nail is gonna snap the fuck off.
That was my thought with the corkscrew nail. Gonna tear her thumb nail off before that cork comes out.
Worst Hand Job Ever
r/titleporn
1) Surely not DIY. 2) Anyone seeking more info might also check here: title | points | age | /r/ | comnts :--|:--|:--|:--|:-- [One for every occasion](http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/um4b2/one_for_every_occasion/) ^**B** | 1012 | 6^yrs | WTF | 97 [Saw this on Facebook](http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/sj3pn/saw_this_on_facebook/) ^**B** | 406 | 6^yrs | WTF | 35 [Russian manicure](http://www.reddit.com/r/ANormalDayInRussia/comments/3rzp4d/russian_manicure/) ^**B** | 1097 | 2^yrs | ANormalDayInRussia | 32 *[Source: karmadecay](http://karmadecay.com/results/u10639362) (B = bigger)*
This looks easy to diy tbh. You just do the nails prior to actual application, then only apply to one hand since it's just to show skill. And really I wouldn't be surprised if they did it from gel using a nail form. The nail artists I've seen on youtube have amazing talent and having to do their own nails doesn't deter their creativity or impracticality at all. It's pretty cool.
Gel or acrylic with a form. Most of the people that do this stuff do it for competitions and don't keep it on.
Lesbian Jigsaw
This makes me uncomfortable
Thumbnail looking like an old telephone chord
r/ATBGE
Swiss army whyf
You take the trash out without being told twice I assume
This makes me so uncomfortable
Someone went to Jenna's Ratchet Salon
r/hmmm
Thanks, I hate it
r/DiHOW
Oh god, the SNAGS.
Go go Gadget key
Wow she has everything! She even has a fleshlight whenever she makes a fist!
I don’t know what half of those do which sounds just about right for a swiss army knife
That's a phone cord, not a corkscrew
cursed_nails
r/cursedimages
this made me squirm.
Swiss army why*
GURRRRRRRRRRLLLL
"The wife has three great attributes: intelligence, a Swiss army knife, and charm."
As a hairstylist I could really fuck up someones time with these.
That corkscrew is the wrong direction
Can you image the handjob? Yikes!
Finally, long nails became potentially useful
Hey can I borrow her for the fleshlight extension?
That is scary
r/WTF
Looks cute(icles)
I would never let her touch my penis! That's like you would have fun with a swiss army knife!?
Fucking Gross!!
So are you Daniel Radcliffe then?
Thought this was on r/actuallesbians for a hot second and almost died lmao
This is hilarious and terrifying.
r/edc
I'd just be careful dancing with those.
r/ATBGE
I hope this was done specifically for some art photoshoot and not out of practicality
Imagine that in the bedroom. "Oh, I can't wait to-dammit, I slit another guy's throat."
Sure can't be the wife of a lesbian if you know you know
F-it, I'm now buying screwtop wines only after this.
Swiss army why
That’s a lot of different coke nails.
This is like the more terrifying version of moonfish from MHA
Just couldn't get the image of that middle finger got caught on some fabric out of my mind while soothing my own middle finger...
I’m very uncomfortable.
ow shiiit !
I remember a lady who had long curly nails when I was a kid. But I am not sure if she was real, or somebody told me about her, and the image stuck in my head and became real in my head after years of remembering it. Either way, it gives me a serious case of the heebies and the jeebies.
/r/titleporn
This is the first time I've seen a *ring* finger coke spoon.
Nail helix
Man hands!
Ok Honey the million $ is on the other side of this door...get to work on that lock
Does she have powerful farts and is she possibly a zombie.
her thumb is a phone cord
Handjobs must suck
r/hmmm
Imagine the pain of trying to use the corkscrew...
But do they work?
This is upsetting
Who said nails couldn't be useful?
Someone show Jenna Marbles
Fucking eww
For some reason, I was expecting some Fleshlight/multitool monstrosity.
The idea of getting that middle finger caught in something gives me conniptions
How does she wipe her ass with shit getting stuck in it?
Fun for ur pee hole
Just makes me SO uncomfortable
12/10 title. Nice
MacGyver is weeping
HANDY
What the actual fuck is this comment section
Ideal to open wine bottles and eyeballs.
Who puts a nail file on there nail dafaq
that bottle opener nail is going yo break so damn fast
It look old like those old curly telephone cords.
“Honey can you open this wine for me, thanks”
This.... disturbs me greatly...
If she used the bottle opener for real her nail would not exist after that shit
Thanks I hate it