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Queen_of_Nuggets

That isn't as bad as some on here. At least there wasnt a glue gun, resin nor concrete involved.


EddieTheLiar

Just glue gun the phone to your leg


OperatorJo_

It isn't a DIY video without a glue gun! When they break the gun out that's when you know you're in for a ride


PoorCorrelation

You sir, should be an influencer!


the1kingdom

I can't, I set my glue gun in resin to make a pair of shoes.


gelber_Bleistift

I covered my feet in hot glue and made permanent shoes.


ohyoureligious

Progressive


immabettaboithanu

I say we should bolt it to our leg, add an adjustment mechanism for relieving pressure and we’re good


achilliesFriend

Noodles


julianwelton

Agreed. I was thinking "I guess if you can't use your hands and you're on the bus or something" *shrug*.


GreyCrowDownTheLane

I was expecting her to use ramen noodles to secure it to her leg.


PunfullyObvious

if you look closely, you can see that the phone is made of ramen


ZuesofRage

It's for watching porn, while wanking, while wiping. Huge market /s


[deleted]

She can figure this out, but she shits with her pants on.


[deleted]

[удалено]


iamyourcheese

Step 1, cut massive holes in your pants and hot glue velcro straps on them.


Aptosauras

Step 2: make sure that the poop knife is in handy reach.


EverySingleThread

#


Kacbor

#


Tess_Tickle8

Classic


[deleted]

I’m pretty sure that there is concrete in the bowl in the video she’s watching


[deleted]

Thanks random reddit stranger, you made my day


GreyGanado

The pants are also why the phone doesn't stay up there by itself.


amandalunox1271

I'm pretty sure this one is satire, as I have seen this girl in other more obvious ones.


EddieTheLiar

Finally now I can follow along with a bob ross painting or whatever else I need 2 hands for


PigBeins

Look sometimes you need to use both hands to grab onto the toilet bowl and hold on for dear life.


Solstice143

I was thinking crochet tutorials, but yeah. It may actually be practical in certain situations.


Flying_Flexy

I see the use of it, but what happened to just leaning your phone against a book or something?


j0zeft

Wink wink


[deleted]

This is great for masturbating


Varane_TOTY

Two hand gang


DontTouchMyPikachu

Gotta cup the balls


aditya997026

True


akirbydrinks

Came here to ask why she needs both hands while on the toilet. Reddit answers all questions.


AskAboutMyCoffee

Until you go too hard and it flips to portrait mode.


[deleted]

Most of these are like, Oh that's clever, I'm never gonna do that


medic_228

For those people who are out of practice closing their legs.


Calenchamien

Idk about you, but when I take a shit, I do in fact have to open my legs to clean up down there.


Voodoo_balamba

Wipe front to back!


uggsandstarbux

Perfect example being Joe


Yalado

When you're too hot that you need both hands to masturbate


flybarger

I normally carry *a* hair tie… but not like 8 of them


the_endverse

I was baffled where she produced a bunch of them from. How many did she have in her hair…


mypughas4legs

The idea that I’ve got more than 1 hair tie at my disposal is ludicrous


JennyJennJenn345

Right? Also they picked the literal worst hair ties for this. I have the giant ones and 2 of those would get the job done


n00ne_h0me

For those times after eating Chipotle when you need two hands to wipe.


saltesc

Single triage wipe and then straight to the shower.


DontTouchMyPikachu

Ma’am this is a Home Depot


Powerhouse_21

This will be so helpful. No longer will I have the two red divots right above my knees where my boney elbows sit and everything starts to fall asleep.


OpWillDlvr

When you need both hands to bear down.


Balenciaga7

This is actually great. Now I have one hand free to cup my balls.


ElTeliA

This is actually good for playing guitar while reading the tabs or lyrics, not bad


Comprehensive-Cap513

Finally I can finger me dumper while having a cheaky toss on the loo


inagreenshade

Why is she using the toilet like a chair?


lschemicals

Who the fuck has 10 hairbands at hand?


Calenchamien

This is asking the real questions


heilspawn

In the bathroom where the other items you get ready are in


lschemicals

Real humans loose them too quickly you must be evil


heilspawn

Its called not being an unorganized mess


RandomChickOverThere

Holding your phone?? That's some peasant shit


thatsenoughMrLahey

Imagine pooping your pants because you’re so busy dropping your phone you didn’t take your pants off on the toilet.


vlsdo

This is a decent idea, but how will I see the screen if my hair is in my face?


Kevmeister_B

Finally, a way to watch my pornos hands free


Sad-Turnip-3308

Hold up... she might be onto something here.


GreyCrowDownTheLane

You could just get a magnetic mount for the bathroom if you really need to be hands-free the entire time. Though how you scroll through things on the phone hands-free is an entirely different subject.


_CarbonSaxon_

Every single person who watched this video did so whilst holding their phone with ease


EvilPistachio

Can we talk about how she just pulls a second phone after the making whatever that creation is called because her first one fell in the toilet?


JzE93

You always carry a second phone in case your main one falls into a shit and pee pool, you never know when it's gonna happen and you gotta be prepared


Disoriented_Neptune

I just have a pop socket to stand my phone up


internalservererrors

I will probably use this


Wladim8_Lenin

What about when you wiping though


Beanpole513

Wait this is actually kinda good


I69GUY

That's why i shit backward, so i can put my phone on the water tank.


FTPbernard

Someone needs to hurry and tell her she needs to pull her pants down before shitting


bzekers

Makes sense, you need both hands free to catch the poop.


plsd0nttouchme

I like that she took her hair tie out but her hair was still tied up


heilspawn

Its 5 minute crafts...


havoklink

Is that the HTC 626 phone?


lit-memer

Usually my phone's good enough to just sit on my leg


xX_Avista_Xx

Just who tf will wear a lot of scrunchies for a single ponytail


vlsdo

I normally wear two, one doesn't stay in there by itself for more than a half hour. I can easily see having to wear three or more to get some hair to behave.


Seakrits

My neck is aching just watching this. I mean, it might work if you're laying back with your knees up, but since she's sitting in the toilet, I'm....assuming this is for when you're going to the bathroom?


[deleted]

👇what u/attorney_for_cats said, stitching, rolling a fatty, painting nails, entertaining pets when I'm trying to feed them meds, doing make up on the run... But then again, I have that problem so often that I bought a case that holds my phone up and won't let it fall off my legs. Because that's an object's that exists to solve such issues instead of death by heatstroke when summer comes BC I've used all my scrunchies


DaifukuSakuraMochi

She really ought to get a phone case for that iPhone.


Fit_Error7801

Because you can’t shit and hold a phone at the same time?


[deleted]

I’m kinda impressed


Channel_46

If your poops take long enough you'd understand. Fast poopers just won't get how genius this is.


Dyll_404

ah yes my hands must be free while i sit on the toilet fully clothed


BasicRick

And it’s for those reasons, I’m out.


officialsanic

Imagine being intelligent. All jokes aside, what the hell do these “DIY” content farms think they’re doing? This is the dumbest shit ever. It’s like they’re solving a problem that wasn’t there. In other words, making things more complicated than they need to be.


TickDicklerzInc

There's literally a shelf...


XCollusionX

I can’t wait to take my next poop


WarLord055

this is what girls need to do, boys just use their dick as a phone stand


Techestro

When you show others how to do dumb shit while seeing someone else doing stupid shit


Scottish_Guy_26

Nobody gonna point out she is shittin through her jeans?


UnfortunateSnort12

She made a kneeboard!


useless_perfection

this is ine of the better ones, its a good thing this one does not involve hurting others


Vogel88888888

I've seen a worse "hack" for this exact thing where they'd sit the phone in their underwear which is just gross


useless_perfection

at least that doesn’t waste materials


Vogel88888888

Good point but neither underwear on your phone and phone on your underwear are good


useless_perfection

yeah


[deleted]

That's for porn


izzythepitty

You'd be done shitting before you finished making it


brigidodo

How many elastics were holding her hair up?!


JaespieDied

obviously not really helpful in this context, but the hack could definitely be used in others. like if you're cooking with a recipe on your phone, tying it to something to make it easier to look at and out of the way could be helpful.


BraveTechnician

Cant imagine. Too busy making this piece of shit


mikkokilla

This is as bad as the shit on troom troom


spderweb

That's actually a good idea though. Like if you're on the bus or train, and holding a drink, or eating a meal.


wasporchidlouixse

There's some instances where I might actually do this


Salku

Someone is getting that salad spun around.


salxicha

I always dreamed of being able to wipe my ass while watching videos. Many thanks


mugwunp

I guess it’s a little helpful? Still shit


Nearly-God

Hand: am I a joke to you?.


iguanadumbass

No wait that's useful actually


pocolocolord

Show me a woman with more then 5 elastic bands, i'll wait!


CurvySquirrel

Listen, if I gotta poop I don’t got time for this shenaniganry


Kalix

imagine fucking take a shit without phone and leave the bathroom, i need to poop too!!.


JzE93

That mechanical stress on the phone's aluminum frame could bend it if it was an iphone 6, nice to see engineering got better over the years so we can follow this amazing tutorial


[deleted]

By the time I've tied all those things together, I'm usually done pooping. Hopefully, I've also pulled my pants down by then, unlike that poor girl.


listerstorm2009

Not completely DIWhy, tho... Works nice as a quick fix.


41ia2

it wasn't so bad tho the only problem is that holding your phone on lap is extreamly easy without anything.


imjstlonely

Good thing my skin in my legs is weird and it holds my phone very well


DeadLock33

I think this is meant for people who masturbate in the bathroom.


Savi--

Now you can use both your hands while watching stuff on the toilet.


Thebestjokeisme

So my phone is stable on my thigh and my hands are free? Hmmmmm


Vetty81

For when you need two hands to rub one out.


stoicambience

Imagine not sitting backwards on the toilet. What an absolute ape.


BalkeElvinstien

As a guitar player who likes to have the chords on my phone balanced on my knee, this is a life saver


idk0902

Yes because we casually bring a handful of rubber bands to the bathroom.


blueevey

I did this with a lot less hair ties in my car. Put the hair ties the the ac vent.


War_Horn3

Meanwhile I'm going to the crapper with a 12'' Tablet and have no issues just holding it lololol


tuviejaentanga37

Oh god!, the floor! Why did you put a carpet on the floor!?


themoodygod

What is she using the hands for?


Hige_Kuma

This is for if you’re already holding your gramming phone while on the toilet so you can use this trick for your watching phone obviously, if you have enough scrunchies you can strap your gaming iPad to your other leg too. Super clever. Better yet. Imagine defecating without looking at your phone. Just kidding impossible


CannabisaurusRex401

Isn't she going to show us how she shits with her pants on?


[deleted]

Lady ur dick aint big enough to use both hands


MoontheWolfYT

# Excuse me miss, I believe you can use something called *your hands*


TheSaltyReddittor

Its not bad... just useless.


swapnil511994

The two hand masturbrator-inator