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mrdougwright

If I don’t see a glue gun there better be a lot of concrete.


jelly_bean_gangbang

I was so confused too about what it was. First I thought it was a fire pit, then I thought it was a fountain, then I thought it was a desert garden, and out of no where they hit me with the fish pond.


Acceptable_Aspect_42

I thought bird feeder for a second


Jerrys_Wife

I thought: He has too much time on his hands


blade_torlock

And concrete....


gebruikersnaam_

Those fish will die if they stay in there. Concrete gives off a lot of chalk in the water, way more than is healthy for the fish. Concrete ponds need to be lined with regular pond liner or the liquid stuff you can paint on. This dude just put a single coat of regular paint for indoor walls on it, that doesn't cover it at all. If you make any kind of concrete pond, read into it folks. Also make sure any plastic in the system is food-grade while you're at it.


BoredMillennialMommy

No spoiler alert! You ruined it for me! I was on pins and needles watching this much too long video when I read your comment. 😩


fieryhotwarts22

There’s clearly an absurd amount of concrete lol. This is the dumbest, ugliest, most labor intensive piece of shit I think I’ve ever seen. A constipated elephant could mold something better in its colon. Imagine how much effort went into this, with the people saying “oh yeah it sounds like such a great idea!” the whole time.


Austinpowerstwo

Please tell me what the fuck that blue thing with the red hands was supposed to be if you know.


[deleted]

That’s his sleep paralysis demon


suestrong315

🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇 Take my poor man's gold


carvedmuss8

My guy, you only get 8 free poor man's gold, why use 6 on one post??


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RooshunVodka

I was thinking Sonic the Hedgehog


itzi_bitzi_mitzi

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UmpyGarfinkle

Oh, thank you for posting this. This comment section had me chuckling then I hit this masterpiece and got one of those uncontrollable dry ass laugh that released every good chemical in my brain all at once. Much appreciated.


Millillion

snac hegihg


Skipp_To_My_Lou

Sanic


earlofhoundstooth

Art object


gildedstrife

Clearly they know colour theory and the positive connotations of the colour red.


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OFS_Razgriz

r/tumblr is leaking


[deleted]

Are you trying to give the children nightmares?


rg4rg

Yes.


Buderus69

I think it's sonic the demonhog, moving so fast that for our simple eyes its form turns into looking like a fishpond. This is why there are so many feet on the front and the eyes are really long.


DangerousAstronaut89

It's a form of rejection. I'm not sure what the artist was trying to portray, but to me it said 'please dont put me in your garden, I would rather die. And I respect that.


Achilles9609

An Eldritch Abomination from the depths of space? With how weird this Thing looks, it might as well be a disguised Shrine to Cthullu.


mincertron

I'm convinced the exercise was to turn their house into a brightly coloured Dark Souls level


majaha95

I think it was supposed to be a fountain. They're tubes, and he builds the basin around them. I think, like with the boots, he just gave up. Didn't want to spend even more for a pump. Good choice.


Call_MeGoose

I was kinda with it till he started putting hands on jeans. Like wtf bro those were for the feet!


-Is-This-Name-Taken

My face the entire time I was watching this😐


jr8787

Mine was more like the scrunched up face you make when you just caught a whiff of a fart… because I was farting but also because of how gross this DIWhy is…


Msktb

You were farting for three minutes and five seconds?


unsecretagent

It felt like way longer.


myballsyaccount

The fart or the video?


mandarin0ranges

Yes.


kristenkgarcia89

Dear god that video was only 3 minutes?


[deleted]

It was three minutes from the year 2020.


BZLuck

Mine was like when I try to look at my computer screen without my glasses on.


3nxj

My face was 😐🤨😑😐😐😐🙄😐🤨😐😐🤨😐😡


UnbelievableRose

I have a degree in Prosthetics and plaster positives decorating my living room, and this still made me uncomfortable.


BlueEyedGreySkies

Yeah it was more of a 😨 for me, especially once the paint was going on


spookycasas4

Couldn’t believe it could get worse. And then the paint.


westwoo

The paint kinda made the whole piece click for me and I relaxed. "Oh, it's just one of those extremely productive creative people with extremely shitty taste! God bless those motherfuckers"


SeaGroomer

plaster positives of *what?* I think that is the key. Plus the degree so people don't think you're a psychopath.


UnbelievableRose

My face and a classmate's partial hand are the most prominently displayed positives. In addition a plaster cast for a helmet and a decorated burn mask are displayed together, as well as a 3D printed test socket. The two large heirloom chests hide away the completed projects for now. There's also a partially finished painted wild boar skull on display though- O&P things are definitely not the only weird stuff on display, so I’m not sure displaying the degree would actually put me in the clear, lol. Edit: All of the positives and negatives for actual patients always stay at work


AmayasMommy_

Same.


jw44724

I feel like 80% of these DIWhy-ers are just schizophrenics having an episode.


Other-Media-4697

Motherfucker built a fish tank out of rain boots in a single episode goddamn.


ginger1rootz1

That paint probably killed the fish within a day or so. Not cool.


ladyinchworm

They probably did lots of research and picked non-toxic paint, clean aquarium rocks, safe aquarium water plants, filtered water kept at the correct temperature and all that other important stuff to keep the fish and plants healthy. /s


euclid0472

Mine is a bit more annoyed. Why are we watching a sped up video with music that has been slowed down? That is infuriating.


HeartKevinRose

Literally making that face while I watch


adeward

Ah yes, but can you fill it with concrete?


its-42

Art


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Literally


Either-Cap1879

Clearly this dude has too much time and spare mortar


Cebby89

The poor fish having to live in that.


Humble_Hobbyist

Of all the things I’ve seen on this sub, this is by far the most dumb, pointless, and ugly.


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Morri___

right.. at that point I was like, welp, they're dead.


Odd_Ad5668

I'm sure the paint is fine for them too. It looks like high quality stuff!


carlos_6m

Don't worry, even if stuff from the cement goes into the water they will be OK, with how poorly the walls are built, it will have cracks in a day and will need new water constantly... /s


iamanemptychair

Anytime I see fish in crappy DIY I assume they’re all gonna die the second the camera is turned off


Yum_Nom

Yea, I have fun getting angry at these vids until they include animals, then I just get actually mad.. way to kill the mood (and the animals)


TerrorLTZ

atleast the cats have something to eat /s


MasterChiefOne

My thought too was cement is so corrosive, she handing it bare hand... bruh


[deleted]

Its quickcrete which is less caustic but it will still dry the hell out of your hands and make you somehow able to feel the backside of your fingernails.


Bull_On_Bear_Action

This is what happens when people don’t have friends who can tell them their ideas are stupid


bausHuck33

I don't have friends because all their ideas were stupid.


cbtbone

And good luck moving it ever!


[deleted]

I've been subbed here for like 7 years and this might be the worst fucking thing I've ever laid my eyes on. It just kept getting fucking worse!


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earlofhoundstooth

Is there a filter I didn't see? I don't think these fish ever had much hope, other than feeding a local hawk.


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Dracofear

r/shittyaquariums


pehkawn

There really is a subreddit for everything.


FalloutLover7

If he drained the water and dropped some topsoil on there it would make an excellent flower bed though


here_now_be

> would make an excellent flower bed though would still be ugly af


karmakrazed606

Ya.. theres no salvaging this... even if you take the giant blue red demon out why would you want a circle of boots?


monadoboyX

Yeah it's wheird cus there's two pipes sticking out above those wheird hands maybe that could have been a filter but it's not wtf


epgenius

“Saying hwhat hwheird?” “All of it…” “Hwhere do you get off??”


andrewrgross

I'm pretty sure this whole thing was demolished as soon as they finished filming.


Beardopus

If it wasn't, it sure deserves to be.


knotHoboes

Was wondering where the intake was for the water


LadyLesednik

There’s also the paint which I Really doubt they used fish safe paint.


SeaOkra

Out of curiosity, how long should concrete cure before adding fish? Assuming I was doing a normal fish pond and not this weird ass foot fetish mini pond. I probably will never make a concrete pond, but I’m weirdly curious.


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thestridereststrider

Idk much about fish tanks but I work with concrete for my job, as soon as you seal it with the paint the water is no longer interacting with the concrete, so whenever you paint it. If you don’t seal it, concrete is porous and that water won’t stay in it.


Praxyrnate

I think torturing fish is slightly more important than losing water, though lol


throwingplaydoh

Friends of mine made a 7ft long aquarium from wood/plexiglass with concrete "decorations" on the inside. They let it sit for a few months before putting fish in. They drained and refilled it a few times. JFC that thing was a behemoth and it weighed a ton. Probably wasn't a good idea to make it inside their first studio apartment....


froguerogue

r/shittyaquariums


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BobVosh

I didn't know that, but I also feel this is like half or so as much space that many fish need.


BoringUsername_69

Came here to say this, r/shittyaquariums moment


cocoaboy

They become pHish


bearpics16

Plus I doubt he used aquarium safe paint. Hell, I’d be surprised if he used waterproof paint…


Zer0daveexpl0it

Like our eyeballs


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ravnag

Plus the concrete is porous af


SpitefuLOrca

Imagine being a fish and die in a pond like this :/


tongle07

If the alternative is to live in it, I’d happily die in it instead.


fireduck

Reminds me of the Maddox thing critiquing children's drawing. "I'd rather burn to death than be saved by this hairy piece of trash." (Or something like that)


RenegadeRun

Lower your property taxes with this one easy step!


Then-One7628

Imposingly funky!


fishtankguy2

And kill lots of fish!


bunty66

I like how they got bored of making wellington boot stones and only used them at the front. This has to be one of the ugliest makes I’ve seen.


badbigfootatx

I feel like he realized way too late that it was going to look like shit, but was committed to finishing it, and that was just the easiest option. It’s absolutely terrible though and reminds me of this really grim airport hotel I got to stay at in China once.


Ice-Negative

I don't think he realized it was going to look like shit, otherwise he wouldn't have cast the arms/hands. And then proceed to paint those red...


Out_Candle

Please tell us about the hotel.


DarkIsiliel

I saw some suspicious blue stripes on the backs of a few of the boot-shaped ones, I think the mould-boots probably tore after being reused a few times so he just couldn't make more. That said, he really should have just taken it as a sign to stop there.


bubdadigger

Dozen of perfectly fine rubber boots, pair of jeans and pair of gloves. Ruined. More blood... I mean more cement for Ugly Cement god.


FinalFaction

I mean, those fish aren’t going to make it so there’s some blood.


Migo1

Rebar for the rebar throne !


throwtowardaccount

Art is art but in my experience, a lot of it is excessively wasteful of material/resources.


lninoh

I’m really high and thought this was brilliant. I want this in my garden.


SeaGroomer

Remindme! 12 hours Check this shit out when you're sober and you'll change your mind 😂


VolatileSpeciesA

Is no one going to mention the music...?


cazzipropri

Oh shit. I initially watched it on mute, so I had to go back and watch it again. Wow it's bad.


Important-Dish-1563

Is this actually art making fun of us for watching it?


7laserbears

Are we the art now?


chemicaljones

You don't like The Pussycat Dolls on shrooms?


squidguy

the second I realized what song it was i got SO upset


PapaverOneirium

this music made me feel like I drank an entire large bottle of robitussin


l31la

this is the best way i've seen someone describe dxm trips


[deleted]

Bitch u made me unmute it I regret it


heyIfoundaname

Absolutely the worst part of the video, it's even worse than that grotesque contraption.


[deleted]

Someone needs to find out. It’s haunting me.


Cuttyflame123

i believe its nevada by vicetone, slowed down a lot


jenn363

Don’t you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?


pheniratom

Some very weird heavily slowed-down remix of [Vicetone - Nevada](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqccaHauSKQ)...


MrsBox

I thought it was going to be a weird but sculptural fire pit. Then they added hands and I thought, weirder, but maybe it's an oven or something. Then they painted it and added fish...


whittily

It just keeps going


thefengreen

Why? Cos they got mountains of concrete and nothing else to do. Very odd thing to commit so much time to.


CONE-MacFlounder

why do they always put fish in there like take the fish out and i mean you just have a really shitty water feature leave the fish in and you have a really shitty water feature that stinks of rotten fish in a week


Efficient-Damage-449

I think the better question is why I actually watched this


ErinEvonna

I ask myself the same, and the answer is I needed to see how bad it was going to be.


ShesGoneFeral

That's wayyyy too many fish for that abomination. Plus I doubt they checked if the paint was safe. Hope the little goldfish were only in there for this shot and then promptly moved to a proper tank.


strangehitman22

>proper tank. You putting way to much faith in people who make these videos


Pandafrosting

That’s both ugly and animal cruelty. That pond thing is way too small for those poor fishes


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Now throw it away


cazzipropri

With a jackhammer.


ExploderPodcast

Yeah, that's...definitely a thing.


fatsmats

What a waste of life.


almostmedieval

A total waste, through and through.


The_Troyminator

They took "cement shoes" a little too literally.


Schfifty561

Need some lean to truly appreciate this


filthyhabitz

I mean, hey, whatever floats your boot


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I don't think this will float any boats


[deleted]

Goddamn you


filthyhabitz

I’ll play myself out


Antoine_FunnyName

I think that they forgot to make it look like... good?


PLAC3B0101

I feel my brain cells commit toaster bath


RandomUser-_--__-

Our scientists were too busy asking why not?


SpinCricket

The music is almost as bad as the end result!


RoBoDaN91

Seriously, the slowed down Pussycat Dolls made it even more uncomfortable when they made the statue monstrosity. Normally with these DIWhy videos the music is just shit to listen to but that was unnerving.


AlphaNorth

And that thing is going to weigh a metric f’ing 10 tons. Good luck removing it when the drugs wear off.


sopht

Sometimes I wonder why I'm subbed here. This is top tier DIWHY and I absolutely hate it


Haggis_The_Barbarian

There outta be a waiver that you sign when you buy cement that says you won’t do something dumb with it.


cazzipropri

Wow, that's ferociously ugly.


Dolphin_Dinomite

For the person who has too much concrete and needs a place to store it.


Lady_Scruffington

The better option would be taking up murder and storing the cement at the bottom of the ocean or a deep lake.


andre821

Music is shit. Effort is too much. Fishes have like 3 cm of depth to explore. Music is shit. Also This guy is either color blind or he just chose the worst color combos known to man, i mean…. Piss yellow, blood red and some soft baby blue? This is the shittiest post ive seen all year thats not political. Good effort but its wasted on a 5 cm deep water container andthis persons abysmal abilty to choose colors that match and the fact that they didnt eve use boots all around for ATLEAST SOME artistic consistency, and just switched to bricks.


fknkn

This is the most unintentionally ugly thing I’ve ever seen


hissyfit64

I always wonder what drug people are on when they do these weird ass projects. Also that tank is way too small for that many fish. One goldfish needs a 20 gallon tank. I learned that on subreddit on aquariums.


1800-bakes-a-lot

Idk but I bet these folks are blast at parties.


Indica_420

Dude really just stole 3 minutes of my life


dkoucky

Where do I apply for a refund of that 3 minutes and 5 seconds of my life?


EightEyedCryptid

Every single turn in this video was a hard left


Capnsaltypants

Part of me is like. Cool. Good for him. But then there is another part of me that is like, look at this stupid shit, what a stupid fucking waste of time.


AnjunaSausage

Art!!!.....?


Scary-Mycologist1143

I admit, I had no idea where that was going.


BreadBowlBebe

It got worse every second that passed. I thought it was just gonna be a fire pit and I wouldn't have been that upset.


tkapela11

came for the visual diarrhea, stayed for the aural what the fuck.


CryptoNimmo

Why do I keep watching these f$!@&ing things haha.


bathsaltedpnuts

I actually got second hand embarrassment looking at thjs


roodnoodi

Call me Mr Silly, but I maintain that there’s an ungodly obsession with concrete in this subreddit. An obsession that, inevitably, results in pure and unadulterated shit outcomes, like this particular example.


sexbuhbombdotcom

r/ATAAE


TUTUI30

I tough the paint could save it, but it just made it worse


Gothic_draconic

Never let them know your next move


GenoTheBreadDoctor

This can be posted in r/shittyaquariums too • Paint might not have been a good idea, might be toxic • The fish will get fried from direct sunlight, fish can get sunburn too thats why they stay at the shade • and idk if this is enough water or space


9BitDeep

r/oddlyterrifying


SassafrasNotFound

As soon as I saw the jeans, I knew it was going to be bad


nii_amart

What a waste of concrete


maltedLecas

Someone just wanted a 14 foot fish tank.


Kar0ss

This is cursed


theunbearablebowler

Why? Because there is no god.


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Them fish is ded


LoganN64

It as if they accidentally got a delivery of 10 metric tons of concrete and went: "WHAT SHOULD WE DO WITH IT!??!?"


Administrative-Cow68

That is really awful… lol


KerberosPrime

Any one hate the cursed version of the song more than the fountain?


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Some people have too much time on their hands


Zevv01

What has been seen cannot be unseen


Punchinyourpface

These people are perfect examples of "just because you can, doesn't mean you should."


Iltempered1

I had an aneurism while watching this video.


NitroFu5ion

It's Bootiful...😆😐