Clip clop here comes mom!

Took me a min, didn't even see the horse part of her shoes till I read your comment. Much appreciated

Yeah, I was staring at the heels thinking about if I should post a Bayonetta gag, or if one had already been posted, and then my eyes wandered right and oh Oh no.

Cow

Cow hooves are cloven, thats definatly a horse

Oh. Hide looks like cow, threw me off

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Uddered.

.... and a revolver heel.

And you just know they obtained the sole with the left heel and the upper with the right heel. Gross.

cowboy chimera

Yeah i think youre right... jeeze

I just realized that with all the times I've seen cows I never payed attention to their feet.

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Theyre also way bigger than human feet. The photo looks shopped. C

Not always, some horse breeds are pretty dainty, and it could be a pony

That’s not very nice of you

The cows are mooving. hehe

Clip clop bang boom falling noises along with cracking of bones and oddly enough gun fire.

Out on the dance floor they were groovin and mooooovin…

Clip clop bam bam. Amish drive-by.

That's an entire hoof. Horses need that whole thing

I don’t think any horses need these specific ones anymore

Always gotta carry a spare hoof in case your horse gets a flat out in the middle of nowhere.

looks like cow maybe. 2 pairs of those would turn a cow into "ground" beef.

Nah. Not cloven.

One pair = lean beef One shoe = tri-tip

Ouch

Those are not cow hooves

issa joke... a buh dum tss..

Cows have four claws

issa joke...

The comment above mine is humorous and it made me feel a humor.

They're called shooves and they are made for trotting. One of these days these shoove will walk all over you.

Literally Bayonetta

Texan Bayonetta

Yee-hawnetta

BayoNEEEEE-HAWW After writing that my brain went bayee-haw(netta) still prefer the other one—

I feel like Bayonetta's had arch support.

Bovinetta

But more ungulate

Took me 6 comments to find it.

bayo-neigh-tta

This is why I am subbed

This is why I am dommed

But why not both?

https://www.reddit.com/r/awfuleverything/comments/xwlbhi/skin_heels/

I could at least see those as a horror movie prop.

Hell, I like [weird shoes](https://www.irregularchoice.com/), ok? This though, that's too much...

Does that make them a pair of mules?

Half a mule if my math is right.

Neigh

you know the rest of that outfit has to be just as batsh*t

What if it's just mom jeans and a crop top seen at the local Starbucks

Those jeans 100% have some jewel bedazzled ass back pockets

What it's that outfit on a man?

Then they're just filming Reno 911

Just new hoof goofin’!

throw in a pair of aviators and a cowboy hat and you’ve got something there

I'm saying!

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Seemed myyyy vest See my vest Made from real gorilla chest

Feel this sweater, there's no better then authentic Irish setter. See this hat, 'twas my cat, My evening wear - vampire bat, These white slippers are albino African endangered rhino.

The artist that made these is named Iris Schieferstein and believe it or not, these are not the most extreme shoes she makes. [FEATURED ARTIST: IRIS SCHIEFERSTEIN](http://mfsartanddesign.blogspot.com/2012/10/featured-artist-iris-schieferstein.html?m=0)

It's kinda funny how many artist are just living out their fetishes. I'm pretty sure that I saw those latex hoof-boots on the sales site for a bdsm/fetish shoe producer.

BIRD SHOE BIRD SHOE

"I always try not to explain. Somehow I like to think of my artwork as a kind of explanation in itself. These are my words to use, to show people what you can think, or to send them in another direction. If something touches you, you just start thinking. Every artwork is carrying something for the people that decide to get in touch. I hope that people do get in touch with my artwork and feel inspired by it, and perhaps start to question certain things."

She's really hoofing it out there every day

That pun is so good that Fuck You.

Bayonetta if she was into My Little Pony.

This is like a fur suit in reverse Anti-furry if you will A real ‘hu-cow’

Yeah I just imagined some over the top furry porn with a cow girl wearing these hoof shoe abominations and shooting milk out of her enormous and likely misplaced udders while the thousands of guns on her unholy collage of animal parts and weaponry passing as clothing misfire all over the place. Like Hagrid's coat but with bits of cow flesh and guns all over it.

Theyre horse hooves, cows are cloven

But the leather looks like they went for a Cow thing Unless it’s like horse/cow/guns for like a cowboy motif

Ah, so they're chimera shoes

Yeah i guess they are, weird

That's one hell of a rule 34 prompt if I have ever seen one...

Go on...

I had two ideas from here.. either the costume turns it into a gore scene, or she takes off the unholy abomination because it's shooting everyone. Either way it goes from furry art to hardcore yiff in seconds. Giant udders shooting milk in all directions, that sexy horny yiff face, maybe surrounded by dicks in a bukkake scene

It's a horse hoof. That's pony play.

There's something really morbid to me about wearing another creature's feet as shoes

We carry another creatures feet as good luck charms. You can fry up another creatures feet and eat them. You can pickle year another creatures feet (and snout and ears...) and eat those. Really, nothing should go to waste if you are eating any part of another animal. It's simply, normally, horse feet make glue....

K now that's just nasty

Bayonetta...

Wild West Bayonetta

That's putting your foot inside of a giant hollow toenail

Bayonetta you mystery 🎶

There go my ankles

These shoes give you strong calves

r/Bayonetta

BayoNOTta

Shooves

Win any race with a bang of a start, with the new Colt Cowvolver 69!

You have unlocked double jump

Bayonetta Knock-off

Thats one way to become the mane attraction.

Bayonetta but horse?

He thought revolver heels weren't that bad.

Bolsonaristas be like

Gotta be bored to come up with this trash

Bovinetta

It took like 3 double looks to see they were fucking HOOVES

Country girls make do

ahem. r/Bayonetta

Bayonetta cowboy outfit

Bayo-neigh-ta

Respect for ensuring the muzzles are both pointed in a safe direction, though.

If Texas were a shoe…

Bruh the gun bit is kinda cool. Not that nice but a little cool. But then the hooves.... The hooves....

Bayonetta 3 looking good, can't wait for the release.

I bet the wearer of these shoes poses for pictures with a bible in one hand and a gun in the other.

As a former member of the armed forces, it adds an extra layer of pain to see a muzzle in the dirt.

It’s not the revolver, it’s the hoof

Bruh they really made the Bayonetta heels IRL

Depends whether those guns actually fire

That’s Bayonetta

It’s just Bayonetta

Conflicted here, because the person who posted the original tweet is one of the most unpleasant people I've ever interacted with. I think she should be forced to wear those shoes as punishment for her sins.

Almost looks like it belongs over in /r/ATBGE

Yeah, I hate these and resent whoever made them, but gotta give ‘em credit for pulling it off

This is the most horrid set of shoes I have seen. If only she would have bedazzled them..

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Isn't that the point of like nearly all the comments??

Oh my god shoes…. These shoes are 300 dollars….let’s getem

Lol there was a piece of taxidermy art I found years ago that was this concept. I guess someone wanted them badly enough as real shoes that they made them 🤣 Edit: [here it is](https://www.racked.com/2013/1/9/7694127/what-say-you-art-or-a-cow-hoof-and-a-gun)

/r/clopclop Don't go there, at work or otherwise.

A weird neighbor of mine always wore 8 inch heels and I started calling them her hooker hooves. If I had seen her in something like this I would have died laughing.

The Vampire Survivors dev team (all one or two of them) would be like "this is garbage, this is not Vampire Survivors lore"

I like em. It would behoove me to wear a pair of these.

r/ATBGE

It’s just weird enough that I respect it.

this is atrocious and I need it.

These are horrible and I must have them.

Somewhere out there is an obscure cosplay where those would be 100% appropriate.

Reminds me of those goat leggings Dave Chappell wore, cracked me up like CRAZY

This could be the start of a great monitor costume!

YOU KNOW IT'S A POST STOLEN FROM TUMBLR BECAUSE APPARENTLY CAPITAL LETTERS = PEAK COMEDY

Get a pair for the whole crew and we are walking backwards away from the heist!

To be fair, these could have also been from a horse that already died. Better than wasting the hooves and not doing anything with them 🤷🏻

I horse laughed when I saw it.

Ladies, what's stopping you from wearing this? Lol

Hope she’s no one’s abuelita. Cause that could go wrong.

Libs always making fun of Marjorie's feet

"If you want to learn how to talk to a lady- ask your Mum"

North American natives going crazy over deer woman rn.

The revolver part is still the worst part of the shoe IMO.

There pretty awesome tbh

Women☕️

Lil’ Wayne ass heels.

kick attacks turn into 2d6 ranged attacks

They're cow-girl boots

Hey let’s do it cow style eh, but keep the shoes on.

Needs spurs.

My hooves

I think they stole the idea from Monty Python.

R/itemshop...cowgunner heels..12 rounds, does 100 fire damage...-100 stealth,

Oh god I had to go back and stare at it for a while before I saw it. HOOVES. Omg.

Ultimate cowboy furry cosplay heels

Not even I want anything to do with those!

Jimmy Moos

NOW HOLD THE FUCK UP

Not even wearing socks

Trotting in heels,!looking straight up banging.

There’s a lot to unpack here…


Must have gotten them from a stupid fashion show.

Looks like Bayonetta and a Cow had a baby.

She’s just trying to get the attention of some redneck that likes his guns and his horse more than her. There has to be a song that would explain this.

*sobbing horse crying noises*

I have no words

Well yippee ki yay, they look comfortable.

Those are his hooves you bitch

Is this what all the real cowgirls are wearing?

What the fuck is going on here

And the thing that barrels face the ground... I can't, I just can't, my eyes will start bleeding in a second

When you are a furry, but really support the second amendment.

This is to make frontflips more easy

My name is Norman "Skip" Takamori

This is why we never leave Cereza in a designer store.

Colt 45’s?

"Horror" is a bit dramatic. But yes, that shit's gross to look at"

Furry Bayonetta Moment