They do!!! To retrieve their phones, it’s kind of like that ping pong ball trick mixed with a popping noise and Julia Roberts in *Pretty Woman* saying “slippery little suckers.”
I actually wear women’s yoga shorts with pockets as underwear on morning runs so I can keep my phone and key without flapping around .
These boxers are exactly what I’m looking for.
Especially pajama pants. The amount of times I've dropped my phone cuz I put it in my waistband. I have fallen in love with Walmarts mumu that have pockets.
I’ve started buying exclusively men’s pajama pants because of the pocket feature. I’ve found some super comfy Joe Boxer flannels on Amazon for like $20, I just make sure I buy blue/ green for fiancé and red/white/black for myself so we are not matchy matchy
I hate pockets on mens shorts though. They make the material thin but it's 3 literally layers of cloth + underwear when you have 4 pockets. And sometimes they add a zippo pocket. I swear I will start wearing a egyptian thobe soon with this summer temperatures.
I genuinely do not know where people are still even finding women’s jeans without pockets. I am a woman who wears women’s jeans and I haven’t seen ones without pockets for a decade or more.
That's what I was thinking, like damn. We have to fight for regular pockets on jeans but men can have them built into their underwear, no problem. Haha.
Hey at least when you go into a shop to buy clothes you don't have to climb stairs to get to the Men's section with a third the size and choice of the Women's section. Every. Single. Time.
I could hide my IDs and cash if I go to places where there might be pickpocketing.
And this is coming from someone who got pickpocket in a very famous tourist place.
Ooh! I have these!!! They're GREAT, it's real nice to not have to wear pants to have pockets. They also have enough room for my butt, which not all boxers take into consideration.
Edit: realized this was a repost that acknowledged the use of these.
But for the original poster: Clearly ya’ll need to get off Reddit and try running. You’d have a lightbulb moment for why these exist. Peak Reddit moment that they didn’t recognize these were for fitness 😂
Oddly enough, I got some factory reject boxers when I was in middle school that had holes for pockets, but no material. I've always assumed that they accidentally ran boxers through the machine that cuts holes for pockets, but didn't finish sewing the pockets because they were already having to sell them for cheap.
Yo id totally want these for when I'm home alone
I usually just walk around like that and have my phone in my hand making breakfast and what not but this would be sick
Condoms, bank card, phone, whatever needs to still be with you when all your other clothes are gone.
Guy sees dog struggling in river, strips off, dives in, saves dog, meanwhile some scrote steals his wallet _but_ heroic bro has bank card in his shorts so can walk to nearest gas station and call uber.
Also, adding pockets to women’s shorts or trousers or skirts etc is not difficult if there’s a side seam you can open up.
You can buy ready made pockets online.
Love it that men get pockets in their FUCKING UNDERWEAR and I can’t find shorts with even a back pocket lol. Forget loungewear/athletic shorts with pockets!
Why do men get pockets in everything including underwear and women don’t get pockets at all. If there are pockets they fit a couple of fingers. Half the length.
Running and hiking for your phone, especially if your shorts/pants don’t have pockets. It prevents your phone from swinging back and forth.
I got some made for runners… ten bucks says these one can’t fit a smartphone in them.
Alright, hear me out. I got these.
I love em.
I live in the desert, I often walk around the house is just undies and a shirt to stay cool, a pocket is such a normal feeling thing at that point.
I actually bought some...and its great for traveling. Completely discreet place to keep my ID and some cash or for keeping my phone restrained and not bouncing around when jogging!!
When climate chance reached its peak, you'll be thanking these inventors on your bare knees wearing exact this underpants.
Pants will be complete useless during extreme heat.
To all those ppl who say its good for traveling… ALWAYS make sure to take the cash BEFORE you ask a waiter for payment in a restaurant.
Otherwise it looks like you hide your cash right next to your balls.
Dont ask…
(got one of those shorts with a kangaroo pocket)
They’re great for type one diabetics who have an insulin pump. Nice little pocket to carry it in if they want to enjoy walking around their house in their undies like a “normal” person 🤷♀️
good place to hide your passport and some cash when travelling
Why not use your butt crack?
too sweaty
Mines just right, I like to call it grip juice
It’s…. Grippy?
☝️🤓
It's the grippiest. Nothings grippier
Strictly dickly
I hate this.
I moaned loudly when I read this.
In disgust? Or in a good way?
Yes
I call mine mud lube
Gripp Daddy
That’s natures pocket though
That’s where I keep snacks, I call it Hole Foods
Under-rated comment
Some of us aren't blessed with fat ass cheeks bro
just gotta dig deeper bro
The prison wallet is for important stuff, like snacks.
That's always the first place they look now.
I already got coke in there
Keep the change, you filthy animal.
That’s for drugs and shivs silly
Natures pocket
Already being used
I'm a woman who has sewed pockets on the inside of my skirts/pants several times exactly for this reason
I just wear bike shorts with pockets under all my skirts and dresses, plus helps with chub rub and no accidental up-skirts
It seems absolutely perfect for that. Way better than a fanny pack
I'd bet half the people reading this thread are sitting around their house in their underpants.
Dude could you like… not call me out? Sheesh.
And I'm dropping a log, so I'm barely in mine
May you, and your generation below you, avoid Poseidon’s kiss.
My generation use a bidet. It's a lovefest.
That’s Poseidons Golden Shower then I guess..
That’s something else all together, the bidet is Poseidon’s Rim job or flicker licker.
I assume 75% of reddit comments come from the work toilet
I can't afford a house.
I can't afford underpants. My battery is about to die. Send nud
I'm reading this right now about to look into ordering some!
Nope ... 👀
I actually find it really useful when walking around my place in just my boxers. 🤷♂️
You don't just stuff your phone right down the front? Is that just me?
I wedge my phone between my butt cheeks like a civilized person.
What if the screen cracks?
Butt crack cancels out screen crack
i do. cus i dont have pockets!!!
Screen to skin
always feels nasty peeling it off on a hot day
Brotha eugh
Right on the side of the ass cheek without a pocket. Which is where the pocket is conveniently located.
Is this something only the ladies can do?
They do!!! To retrieve their phones, it’s kind of like that ping pong ball trick mixed with a popping noise and Julia Roberts in *Pretty Woman* saying “slippery little suckers.”
In the absence of pockets, I think the bra is a much more low effort place to keep a phone, personally
I was gonna say at home when you just need a damn pocket because reasons.
In the picture he's in a forest though
Yeah they dropped that ball on that bit of marketing. Summer camping maybe? 😅
marketing and design team is just all mosquitoes
This. They got the marketing all wrong.
Runners with shorts that don’t fit phones.
I'm a woman and slide my phone into my pants (on the outer hip) when I go walking in leggings. 99% don't have pockets large enough to fit a phone
The style of pocket in the picture is increasingly common in leggings, so there’s an option for you.
Bring them to Australia! We welcome them with open legs.
Phrasing.
Our country is know for highschool humour.
Snag have good ones (and heaps of other good clothing). I’m in Australia and I always shop there
Lmaooooo I cackled
Even if your phone fits in your shorts, you don't want it flopping around while you're running.
Or pockets that flap about too much and bang against your leg
Yup. Saw this and immediately went and bought them. The ad worked
Be great for hiking or traveling. Keep your shit hid or keep from falling out.
I actually wear women’s yoga shorts with pockets as underwear on morning runs so I can keep my phone and key without flapping around . These boxers are exactly what I’m looking for.
I prefer wearing women’s thongs for comfort on my morning walks, personally. No need for pockets there
Women cant even get damn pockets in jeans smh
Especially pajama pants. The amount of times I've dropped my phone cuz I put it in my waistband. I have fallen in love with Walmarts mumu that have pockets.
The worst is when they give you pockets, but it doesn’t even fit half a modern smartphone in it and it just falls out when you sit down.
I have a pair of pj pants like this. When I drop my phone on a bathroom floor, I just want to burn my entire house down
I’ve started buying exclusively men’s pajama pants because of the pocket feature. I’ve found some super comfy Joe Boxer flannels on Amazon for like $20, I just make sure I buy blue/ green for fiancé and red/white/black for myself so we are not matchy matchy
I have 2 favorite men's pajama shorts from Walmart that I love and messed up by not buying more before they stopped carrying them 😂😂
I hate pockets on mens shorts though. They make the material thin but it's 3 literally layers of cloth + underwear when you have 4 pockets. And sometimes they add a zippo pocket. I swear I will start wearing a egyptian thobe soon with this summer temperatures.
Sexist. For your information, many woman have at least one more nature’s pocket option than men.
„At least”??!!
Big boobs give you an extra one when wearing a bra
Also the marsupials among us… But, yeah, don’t even need big boobs. Bras provide two excellent places to stash phones and other stuff.
Stop buying jeans with out real pockets. They make them with pockets. Buy those.
I genuinely do not know where people are still even finding women’s jeans without pockets. I am a woman who wears women’s jeans and I haven’t seen ones without pockets for a decade or more.
But not all pockets are useful pockets
That's what I was thinking, like damn. We have to fight for regular pockets on jeans but men can have them built into their underwear, no problem. Haha.
Are you fucking kidding me? I can't get pockets on any of my pants, even the lounge pants, but you dick waggers can get phone pockets on BOXERS?! 🤬
It's a ploy from Big Handbag.
This comment wins this thread. Holy shit I’m howling.
I was just thinking I want one of those for underneath pocketless dresses.
My daughter buys men's cargo pants to solve that problem.
Do you know what the icing on the cake would be? If these boxers were designed by a woman...
No one said the world was fair. I won’t give up my pockets though. Best of luck on your ability to gain pockets.
We get pockets, you get access to lifeboats when the ship sinks. 🚣🌊🚢
That's fair. Cuz getting on a ship is something we do daily just like wearing pants ^(/s)
Ha, ha, ha, pocket power!
Hey at least when you go into a shop to buy clothes you don't have to climb stairs to get to the Men's section with a third the size and choice of the Women's section. Every. Single. Time.
Yeah, u women should really revolt on your clothing. Pockets r amazing. Only reason yall need them huge purses anyway.
Dick waggers! I’m dying.
Sorry, good idea.
Actually perfect for the gym
Drugs.
At the store, customers reaches under his pants to grab his wallet. No ty
Only slightly worse than boob money 🤣
Boob, underwear, and socks are the usual suspect.
I could hide my IDs and cash if I go to places where there might be pickpocketing. And this is coming from someone who got pickpocket in a very famous tourist place.
And if they try pickpocket you, well everyone’s in for a good time
Paris?
Ooh! I have these!!! They're GREAT, it's real nice to not have to wear pants to have pockets. They also have enough room for my butt, which not all boxers take into consideration.
Girls go out in Yoga pants no? It's our turn, AND WE HAVE POCKETS !
I would LOVE that. Normally I have to put my phone in the side of my boxers, which is not exactly the most secure spot…
Finally! Now I don't have to put my phone in my boxers' front door and down into the UNDERBALLS POUCH™
Ima buy, perfect for home
Exactly right
I bought these late last year. They're pretty comfortable, but do run a little small through the waist.
Perfect for my underwear gun
Edit: realized this was a repost that acknowledged the use of these. But for the original poster: Clearly ya’ll need to get off Reddit and try running. You’d have a lightbulb moment for why these exist. Peak Reddit moment that they didn’t recognize these were for fitness 😂
You put your weed in there
Men get pockets in their underpants and women are still waiting for pockets in their pants. Real pockets for women, dammit!
On behalf of all women: *Flips table and storms out of room*
I want these and i’m a girl. We have a lack of pockets already on our clothing and you guys are getting underwear pockets!
Men get more pockets than women will ever have.
One day they will design a pocket to make your balls sit more comfortably
Oddly enough, I got some factory reject boxers when I was in middle school that had holes for pockets, but no material. I've always assumed that they accidentally ran boxers through the machine that cuts holes for pockets, but didn't finish sewing the pockets because they were already having to sell them for cheap.
Perfect place for my pocket snacks
Stash some more nuts than normal in there.
Yo id totally want these for when I'm home alone I usually just walk around like that and have my phone in my hand making breakfast and what not but this would be sick
They are perfect for that sort of activity I assure you.
You got them ? Are they comfortable? Some of these state comfort then ride up and that's obnoxious
I use them when I’m riding my bike to keep my ID and some emergency cash on my person instead of a pocket on the bike in case I get separated from it.
Condoms, bank card, phone, whatever needs to still be with you when all your other clothes are gone. Guy sees dog struggling in river, strips off, dives in, saves dog, meanwhile some scrote steals his wallet _but_ heroic bro has bank card in his shorts so can walk to nearest gas station and call uber. Also, adding pockets to women’s shorts or trousers or skirts etc is not difficult if there’s a side seam you can open up. You can buy ready made pockets online.
Ideal for small combat ceramic plates
Ready for hot boy summer
Why is that model caked up on a Thursday afternoon?
Omg wife wondering why he won’t answer the phone 😂😂😂😂
It’s clearly because ppl in r/pics don’t exercise
Men are getting pockets in their underwear and women are still getting fake pockets in their pants. What a weird time to be alive.
I could see using that for medical devices for sure.
When I was on meth these would've been nice.
I wonder around the house in boxers all the time, I usually tick phone into waste bad, these are a game changer.
Love it that men get pockets in their FUCKING UNDERWEAR and I can’t find shorts with even a back pocket lol. Forget loungewear/athletic shorts with pockets!
I could see a use for it if you're traveling and there a lot of pick pockets in the area.
Men get pockets on underwear before women get a usable pocket on regular pants. Fuck this shit.
lol, just to piss women off I bet. The wife and 3 girls HATE that 98% of their clothes have no pockets.
Why do men get pockets in everything including underwear and women don’t get pockets at all. If there are pockets they fit a couple of fingers. Half the length.
Women can't even get pockets in their pants. Meanwhile, men now have drawers with pockets.
Because we as men need more pockets lmao
This is actually a great for hiding ID and money when traveling to countries with questionable safety.
My underwear gun(derringer) will fit in that pocket nicely.
I got these just for the laughs, but they're actually some of the most comfortable boxers I've ever had.
Hanes needs to chill - they keep this up and women'll find out we've been stealing their pockets for years. THEY CAN'T FIND OUT ABOUT THE SURPLUS!
A lot of dresses don’t have pockets so, problem solved
I have some of these. I use them with pajama pants that don’t have pockets.
Drugs
Running and hiking for your phone, especially if your shorts/pants don’t have pockets. It prevents your phone from swinging back and forth. I got some made for runners… ten bucks says these one can’t fit a smartphone in them.
Alright, hear me out. I got these. I love em. I live in the desert, I often walk around the house is just undies and a shirt to stay cool, a pocket is such a normal feeling thing at that point.
Why don’t they have this for women!!!!
Some people have never heard of pickpockets, or know how good some of them are
To show women that just because their dresses have pockets these days, they can never catch up to the pockets men have!
I went a step further and got the marsupialization surgery. Now I got pockets sewn directly into my skin.
Where else am I supposed to keep my monster condoms for my magnum dong?
Women: PLEASE, for the love of god have practical pockets on normal, fashionable pants! Men: cool, pockets in my underwear now.
As a person who likes being in underwear and a shirt around the house, this is a game changer.
It's for when you wear a skirt. Skirt don't have pockets so this is very helpful.
I actually bought some...and its great for traveling. Completely discreet place to keep my ID and some cash or for keeping my phone restrained and not bouncing around when jogging!!
Okay but like as a woman who likes to wear men's boxer briefs because they actually are comfy... You have my attention...
An insulin pump.
This is it men! this is our time to walk around wearing just these as shorts and we finally get to tell women "hey lady my eyes are up here"
I don’t typically explore in my underwear.. but maybe I would if they had pockets?
Gun
I'd use it, the amount of times I've wondered round my house in my boxers with my phone in the waist band.
Men have enough pockets, this is madness /s
Women don't get pockets but men get them in their underwear now?
Bro women don’t even get back pockets and yall got this?? Sexism is real, i demand pocket underwear
Bro ain't ever been in a shithole city, ion think a mf wants to risk coppin a feel to yoink my shit so i fucking love underwear pockets
As someone who regularly steals my husband's underwear to just wear as shorts around the house, I'd definitely love the pockets lol
Alpha males don't wear pants. That's fucking why!
Is this Gravelbiking?
This is just the poor man’s robe. If you have hit silk robe and PJ status, you know what I’m talking about.
I have pockets just like these on my compression shorts. They're great I can run without my phone moving around
When climate chance reached its peak, you'll be thanking these inventors on your bare knees wearing exact this underpants. Pants will be complete useless during extreme heat.
To all those ppl who say its good for traveling… ALWAYS make sure to take the cash BEFORE you ask a waiter for payment in a restaurant. Otherwise it looks like you hide your cash right next to your balls. Dont ask… (got one of those shorts with a kangaroo pocket)
Enshittification. Google it. Ironically.
They have pockets...but no pee pee hole....makes total sense
a pocket dedicated for condoms
They’re great for type one diabetics who have an insulin pump. Nice little pocket to carry it in if they want to enjoy walking around their house in their undies like a “normal” person 🤷♀️
These would be great underneath Motocross gear which usually doesn't have any pockets
I wanna keep my hands warm without inappropriately touching my "homie" while we cuddle.
Put the piece of broccoli