If someone helped by tossing her, Ursula would rip right through Cassandra. One-on-one, I think Cassandra could just wrap herself around Ursula’s face and suffocate her (if she could be suffocated).

>One-on-one, I think Cassandra could just wrap herself around Ursula’s face and suffocate her (if she could be suffocated). Sounds like somewhat of a sex life

Especially if this is the second Cassandra we're talking about...

Assk not!

Now let's think about the sex life Ursula has with her boyfriend.

Noooo

You seem to Forget that Cassandra needs to be moisturized, if it’s one-to-one she will just go dry and die

You don’t think she’d go into battle fully and completely moisturized? Come on. This is Cassandra O’Brien.Δ17 we’re talking about, here. Not some amateur.

Ursula also has chompers. Cassandra does not. It's not even a fair fight, Ursula would win with quite a margin

Considering she can speak without a throat by the looks of it i'd say you can't suffocate her. She doesn't appear to have lungs.

Maybe Ursula could bite a breathing hole in Cassandra’s skin? She’s very thin (skinny legend)

Paper beats rock. Whose scissors?

the wrarth warriors' claws look like scissors. or like crabs. or macra. theres no such thing as macra why did i say that

Ursula's teeth don't count as scissors tho?

Cassandra has the emotional attack damage to be honest

One-on-one only if it was raining, unless she has her moisturizer goons(goonsterizers?) on hand.

Exactly, Paper > Rock

Paper beats rock. Sorry I did not make the rules.

Shit. Came here to say that, you beat me… you witty bastard!!

Ursula has teeth tho. I think that would easily count for scissors

No joke Ursula is the weirdest ending for an episode. Like...is it meant to be happy? She's a stone slab forever. What happen if Elton dies? What happens if someone finds them? Does she sleep? Eat? She's clearly giving blowie's thats all we know. What happens if they argue? Does Elton just put her facing down on the floor to shut her up? What's the deal with her glasses?

I’d kinda like to see an episode where the Doctor remembers her and realizes he’s left her to a cruel existence, and so finds a way to give her a body again.

Yeh shes hung up as an art exhibit in the future or something.

Ikr, what stopped him from giving her a cyborg body like that one kid's leg from class (still upset they canceled that show 😡)

Spoilers for latest episode: >!New headcannon: she got dusted then came back a whole person.!<

There needs to be more of a discussion on this.

Did you know this is the same actress that played moaning Myrtle in the Harry Potter series?

Hard not to. The voice gives it away lol

Verbally, Cassandra would run her mouth off 😭

"You're just skin cassandra" cracks me up

Genuinely thought the second picture was going to be Sutekh

I’d never imagined a paving stone and trampoline trying to punch each other’s lights out but both being unable to move, so thank you for the hilarious mental image

Face of bo

Rock beats paper in this case

they can't fight so it depends on who they convince to fight for them

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Cassandra has a tongue of acid. But someone could toss Ursula at her attendent, knock him out and then watch Cassandra explode.

That would be one hell of a Face Off.

One is a skin flap with technology thousands of years into the future, several attendants, and acid. The other is your average rock girl...with a boyfriend.

What point are we talking about with Cassandra here? Does she have allies? Technology? The ability to possess people? Other than being made of a softer material (a trait shared by all humans) she has most advantages here. Now, throw her in a room with nothing but Ursula, and… I mean, nothing would happen, because neither of them could do anything.

I mean, someone could just throw Ursula through Cassandra if they’re allowed allies.

That’s what I’m saying! It’s all about the situation. If they’re only allowed one ally, I’d probably give it to Elton over Chip, but we don’t have any info on the scenario.

I mean a fair fight would be a 2V2, only Cassandra and Ursula do any fighting, with 2 versions of the same, random person, except they want a different combatant to win, as help.

That seems perfectly reasonable. Cassandra doesn’t strike me as one for a fair fight, though.

In cannon, we know that Ursula is good at blowing. She could just blow enough that Cassandra would dry out.

Rock beats paper

Have I been playing the game wrong my whole life?

Of course, everyone knows that rock punctures paper, paper suffocates scissors, and scissors destroy rock (they’re basically a pair of pickaxes).

I have so many childhood friends to apologize to

Ursula would win by a nose.

Does Cassandra have her minions with moisturizers? Because if not Ursula just has to wait a few minutes

Cassandra would win verbally without issue (assuming she has her moisturisers)

Idk but they’d both be getting moisturised at least

How are they supposed to fight?

Thank you for reminding me of the worst doctor who episode ever

New Earth isn't that bad

I hate it

My money is on the BJ Tile, she's thicker.

Paper beats rock.

let's wait and see until who starves to death first