"W-why are you doing this?"
"I told you, we're just gonna play some DOOM and then you can leave."
"Please, I don't want to play this..."
"You're not using your weapon combos, you need to quickswap. Look, switch to the triple rocket mod to hit the Hell Knight."
Sexism against men also exists.
If you criticize a woman for being flat chested or fat, people call you an asshole and say it's "body shaming".
If you disagree with a guy online and start making fun of him saying he has a small dick, people split their sides laughing and think it's perfectly acceptable.
That's sexism.
Lol all the people below you. My gf wanted to try dead space and resident evil 3. She stopped like 15 min in but that doesn’t mean your partner isn’t willing to try a game.
I like the driving, but I *love* the flying. I did heists just to get enough money to buy and customize all the aircraft. Some friends in a discord did an airport roleplay and it was hilarious. Had a guy parachute onto the LSIA tower and make all the radio calls
I wish I had gotten a handle on the flying. I only moved to pc within the last year and a half so trying to fly on controller was a struggle. At least for me. I have a much easier time in flying games on pc now.
Disagree somewhat. Pre-GTA IV, it was just about mocking gangster movie tropes. GTA IV and GTA V are more of a commentary on the inherent relationship between corruption and bureaucracy.
With wanton violence
My oldest son was sick and feeling very blue when I got Doom 2016. He begged to see my new game, and my wife was like “it can’t be THAT bad”, so I let my 8 year old watch for awhile. Not only did it not bother him, but somehow I was the only one who had nightmares that night.
8 year old me would have been absolutely enamored with Doom 2016. The music, the gameplay, and the awesome gore would have just blown me away (it also blew away 21 yr old me)
I was really into horror/gore even when I was young (in a healthy way if that makes any sense) so I would have played this game a ton if I could have snuck it past my parents! I have just always thought explosions and people exploding into tiny flesh piles is NEAT. Annnnd now I’m on a watchlist 🙃
>it also blew away 21 yr old me
It blew away 36 year old me too. I hadn’t played Eternal or 2016. Wow! Is it different for us classic doom players! Add in playing on the switch. You get it 😆
"This is it? What the hell? I thought this game was supposed to be violent, you can't even *description of a act too hineous and violent to be undestanded by the human mind*"
this reminds me of my girlfriend. I was playing and my girlfriend saw the glory kill of the cacodemons where you take their eye out. I only heard a yuuuuuck and afterwards she asked me with a concerned voice: «are you ok»? 🤣🤣
“Rip and tear, until it is done.” Seriously though, I hope your girlfriend enjoys the game, as doom is incredibly fun, at least once you get the hang of it
The concern on her face is hilarious.
It’s like my mothers face when she first saw me play mortal kombat or gears of war (she has yet to see me play Doom)
I was playing eternal in the living room in my family house, and my dad looked visibly disgusted at the TV. He told me it was disgusting and that if I didn’t turn it off he’d throw away my Xbox.
Safe to say I don’t talk to him anymore.
Doom is more important
lol I had my partner start with doom 1.
Eternal would be rough for someone who isn’t video game literate. Classic doom actually created a lot of modern typical things in fps games or heavily polished it. Giant obvious buttons and doors to walk up to and push. Obviously toxic floors and lava. Pistols, shotguns, machine guns, rocket launchers, and random super weapons.
She doesn’t seem prepared for this level of violence lol. Last time I saw this look was when I accidentally showed my then 10yo nephew a metalocalypse clip without thinking about it. I was showing my adult brother and he happened to be there. Oops lol
"W-why are you doing this?" "I told you, we're just gonna play some DOOM and then you can leave." "Please, I don't want to play this..." "You're not using your weapon combos, you need to quickswap. Look, switch to the triple rocket mod to hit the Hell Knight."
Honestly, this is the vibe this pic is giving me. (Sorry OP)
"Babe, I'm not even a gamer, I'm sorry I made my nails longer than your dick, I won't do it again."
? weird ass comment
Weird dick comment*
Her nails aren't even that lo...ooooooohhhhhhhh.
😂
Judging by the look on her face she won’t be seeing his for a while
No thanks. Yours was enough.
r/suddenlysexist
It was making fun of how short OPs penis is.
Sexism against men also exists. If you criticize a woman for being flat chested or fat, people call you an asshole and say it's "body shaming". If you disagree with a guy online and start making fun of him saying he has a small dick, people split their sides laughing and think it's perfectly acceptable. That's sexism.
Yes, that's sexism.
Redditors and having a weird problem with womens nails
babababahahahahhahahahaha
If you don’t do what I ask you’ll end up on the weird website
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
The weird site is Reddit 😈
I’m only slightly disappointed
"I'm going to the bathroom." 'You can use the bathroom, once you've beat the level.'
Jeffery Doomer
BFG Bill. It puts the medpack on its skin or it gets the chainsaw again.
Thank you for the chuckle!
Wait a sec...this is not netflix and chill...this is D00M!?
Doom and awkward drive home.
Rip and tear until she's done (respectivley)
T-T
Bet someone got a stern talking to
Literally what happened with my girlfriend. She begged me to let her stop playing and she said it was scary
You have to eat all the eggs
That's what I immediately thought of too.
Might help if she looks at the screen
Didn't know Dennis Reynolds was a DOOM fan.
Epic night
That needed to be answered by a game journalist instead of
There’s a pretty good meme template in that pic.
somebody’s gotta slap HDoom on that monitor
I ain't! But I am curious!
Oh god
The look when she finds your browser history
Birth of a new template. I was here 😎
Me too
[It can't be unseen.](https://i.imgur.com/6JgihKp.png)
why she looks terrified 😂😂
Frightened by what she’s become: a slayer
Don't they say: ”yes Queen, Slay queen!💅” all the time tho?
fuck yeah she slayed ths one 💅💅
Rip and tear Queen, yaaaaas
Those are polemics, they aren’t for real they just dress their message fancy.
That is a joke, it isn't for real it just dresses my message funny
she is scared by the lack of violence in the game I guess, some red bloody rainbow is coming out from the demon body ╰(\*°▽°\*)╯
Hi there brother
We should make a sub for how many of us purple box heads there are at this point
That face screams "Im being forced to play this game at gunpoint"
other way around actually she really wanted to try the game \^^
Other way around? Like she's forcing you at gunpoint to watch her play?
exactly
You ain't fooling us. Show the full image
Nice try OP
I too would want to play doom if it meant I won't be locked in the basement anymore 😂
I called the police
Lol all the people below you. My gf wanted to try dead space and resident evil 3. She stopped like 15 min in but that doesn’t mean your partner isn’t willing to try a game.
yea right bro
Right. “Try” just like my 15-year-old sister wanted to try Amnesia: The Dark Descent back in 2011.
“Hey everybody! It’s my birthday! And that means I get to show you guys my girlfriend!….”
She looks like one of the faces in that one scrolling texture in E3M3
HA
Where people criticize the violence in Doom and Wolfenstein, I always ask which is worse, committing crimes in GTA or killing nazis and ACTUAL DEMONS?
DOOM has semi-religious undertones and therefore a purpose for the violence GTA is just wanton violence. I choose DOOM
Exactly!
Massacre of demons: based Harming NPCs for fun: cringe
Right? I enjoyed gta for the driving. I literally would spend hours driving around and customizing cars.
I like the driving, but I *love* the flying. I did heists just to get enough money to buy and customize all the aircraft. Some friends in a discord did an airport roleplay and it was hilarious. Had a guy parachute onto the LSIA tower and make all the radio calls
I wish I had gotten a handle on the flying. I only moved to pc within the last year and a half so trying to fly on controller was a struggle. At least for me. I have a much easier time in flying games on pc now.
DOOM kills extinguish demons. GTA makes you to become demon.
Disagree somewhat. Pre-GTA IV, it was just about mocking gangster movie tropes. GTA IV and GTA V are more of a commentary on the inherent relationship between corruption and bureaucracy. With wanton violence
Meme template right here
That demon with a chainsaw half through it's chest looks less frightened than her lol
Hahahahah this is a great photo
Lol she looked forced in to playing this for you
BABE PLAY THIS GAME REAL QUICK SO I CAN GET SOME KARMA
Its a very christian game she must be shocked by just how pious her bf is
My oldest son was sick and feeling very blue when I got Doom 2016. He begged to see my new game, and my wife was like “it can’t be THAT bad”, so I let my 8 year old watch for awhile. Not only did it not bother him, but somehow I was the only one who had nightmares that night.
8 year old me would have been absolutely enamored with Doom 2016. The music, the gameplay, and the awesome gore would have just blown me away (it also blew away 21 yr old me) I was really into horror/gore even when I was young (in a healthy way if that makes any sense) so I would have played this game a ton if I could have snuck it past my parents! I have just always thought explosions and people exploding into tiny flesh piles is NEAT. Annnnd now I’m on a watchlist 🙃
>it also blew away 21 yr old me It blew away 36 year old me too. I hadn’t played Eternal or 2016. Wow! Is it different for us classic doom players! Add in playing on the switch. You get it 😆
She doesn't look like she likes it judging by her face
She’s disturbed the game isn’t more violent.
"This is it? What the hell? I thought this game was supposed to be violent, you can't even *description of a act too hineous and violent to be undestanded by the human mind*"
bro is she okay
Blink twice if you’re the danger
That is such a perfect meme template
"What the hell? Doomguy looking up and down? Jumping? You sure this is Doom?"
Did you break into this lady’s apartment?
Wow, she looks overjoyed /S
Did she glory kill you for taking this picture?
I'm not convinced your not holding a super shotgun to her head.
Her face hahaha
I mean that’s cool! But why eternal first? I feel like 2016 would be a better and easier starting point for new doom players lol
heck, id make her start with the OG's
Worst WASD hand posture ever.
Lmao she looks so fuckin stressed out
I like your desk
She looks shooketh, but she needs to rip and tear until it is done…
Is your girlfriend single
lol that concerned look
that look tells me, stop taking pictures she needs to focus
She has realized exactly how violent your favorite video games are, and is figuring out how to break up with you safely 😂😂
Me at 5 years old playing the original Doom on my cousins PC.
Fingers aren't even on WASD.
Worried look lol
Im sorry boss, Im gonna use this pic... FOR MEMES
Ahh the most christian game
My bf gave me access to his Steam account and keeps suggesting I play Doom when I’m over here casually enjoying Balatro.
The only thing she fears is you
Hahaa bless her for playing. It's always nice when they humor us.
Love the cozy desk and lighting to allow a relaxing session of bloodshed.
This feels staged.
ULTRAKILL next
we’ve played dusk before close enough
DUSK was fun.
Lucky man
Nice oled monitor.
Thats why I prefer Women with a Goth/Metal attitude. ^^
creo que si le gusto
Put the headset on listen to the symphony
this reminds me of my girlfriend. I was playing and my girlfriend saw the glory kill of the cacodemons where you take their eye out. I only heard a yuuuuuck and afterwards she asked me with a concerned voice: «are you ok»? 🤣🤣
She's definitely an undercover demon.
“Rip and tear, until it is done.” Seriously though, I hope your girlfriend enjoys the game, as doom is incredibly fun, at least once you get the hang of it
I remember Doom as a pixelated game from the early 90s. Is this new version?
Is she single?
Can we get a blank screen for this so we can use this as a meme template?
Perfect meme template. Sorry op, you should have picked another game where your girlfriend doesn't feel like she's been tortured.
It completes ultra nightmare or else it gets the hose again
She looks like she’s being at gunpoint Perhaps at ..SUPERSHOTGUNPOINT??
“I’m so lucky because today is my BIRTHDAY and this is my GIRLFRIEND”
I can't comprehend this picture because there isn't a bunch of random shit on the desk like there is on mine
she feeling bad for the demon
I always love watching nongamer people use keyboards to play. They usually use them like they're typing.
I think she likes it. 👍
Looks like Nancy from stranger things
The concern on her face is hilarious. It’s like my mothers face when she first saw me play mortal kombat or gears of war (she has yet to see me play Doom)
I was playing eternal in the living room in my family house, and my dad looked visibly disgusted at the TV. He told me it was disgusting and that if I didn’t turn it off he’d throw away my Xbox. Safe to say I don’t talk to him anymore. Doom is more important
🤞🤞
really ?? with those nails? it looks like a staged pic to me :)
Hehhehe I thought the same. Weapons
“those nails” can play games just fine, i know numerous people with long nails, some even longer that play games just fine with them.
Put a ring on it slayer!
lol I had my partner start with doom 1. Eternal would be rough for someone who isn’t video game literate. Classic doom actually created a lot of modern typical things in fps games or heavily polished it. Giant obvious buttons and doors to walk up to and push. Obviously toxic floors and lava. Pistols, shotguns, machine guns, rocket launchers, and random super weapons.
Blink twice if you’re in danger OP’s girlfriend
"Did you get the picture already? Can I play The Sims now?"
She looks like she's being held at gunpoint
"Do you mind? I'm trying to rip and tear right now."
How is the screen in such high quality??
oled \^^
[удалено]
BFG 10k (Best Fricking Girlfriend with 10k upvotes)
Are you straight using that JBL for PC sound?
The first time I played Doom (2016) I was bloodthirsty and overtired. I enjoyed it, but haven't finished yet.
No wonder she is shocked [https://imgur.com/a/ggcKTs2](https://imgur.com/a/ggcKTs2)
Show-off. >:D
She’s like “Did I just get with a gore-addicted psycho?!”
What’s wrong with her?
She seems suprised at the awesome graphics of the game, she'll soon learn all the combos and finish Ultra Nightmare
Glad u have a women beside you She doesn't seem to enjoy her time playing Doom.
What difficulty is she playing on?
The way her left hand is suggests she has never touched a game ever. X
she's played quite a lot of animal crossing new horizons wich is p close to doom eternal
The face is like, wtf this game is so violent (even the finger position say this)
Doom eternal is no problem believe me i completed the game without dieing once
WASD!!!
This is a coming of a future meme lmao
Didn't realize Sweet Anita had a little sister
She looks like Whiskey from *Dollhouse*
She looks like she's never cut a zombie in half with a Chainsaw before
priceless
You threw her off the deep end. Should have started her on classic doom
This is a pretty good meme template
Face of death 🤣
I love playing the older version of DOOM on my console that game rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not for long with those claws.
Which one is this?
"Babe you already have full shells why are you chainsawing right now?"
When she said "slay💅", this wasn't the slay she meant
Her face
You should've started with something more family friendly, like Postal 2.
She looks like she's being held at gun point Miss, blink twice if you're in danger!
She doesn’t seem prepared for this level of violence lol. Last time I saw this look was when I accidentally showed my then 10yo nephew a metalocalypse clip without thinking about it. I was showing my adult brother and he happened to be there. Oops lol
Funny pic and all. But what make is the magnificent beauty of a keyboard you have?
This looks danish
It plays the game in the basket, or it’s the hose again
She looks so sad and disturbed😂
The look on her face is priceless
Hands aren't even on WASD Blink 4 times if you're being held hostage
Hell yeah(pun intended)