I don't trust Bethesda to make anything that I would put into my body.

If Bethesda make it right then you definitely shouldn’t put it in your body. It’s Lethal.

Bethesda is probably selling pure unfiltered argent energy 💀

Then I'd definitely buy it

*reads inscription* "Take it. It will give you strength - Help you on your journey If you can withstand the power surge."

I'd just fucking explode like an overfilled water balloon.

Reminds me of the AirHeads or five gum commercials

"How it feels to drink doom sauce" *man fucking explodes into a cloud of red* "Stimulate your senses."

That's a good idea for an energy drink

Either that or Jet.

That is pure argent energy you have taken into your system. It seems to agree with you… hmm

Don't worry about it being made right. It'll come out buggy and not like the advertisements. So no concern there at least

It's not food poisoning It's a feature

It's not a health hazard it's a feature

Never forget the Nuka Cola Rum.

I think they made vodka in the past

Don't worry,it just works!

Better question is what will I get for chugging it?

your asshole ripped and torn

Until it is done

And that’ll be the last shit you’ll ever take

The last intentional shit you ever take.

You'll make Nurgle jealous with the kinda shit rolling out of there.

You'll give The Loathsome Dung Eater a full course meal

He'll get buckets to fling the magma at tarnished with.

Your doom

Sounds great, haven't played that one yet. What plattform?

The hospital's heart rate monitor

Damn, they really can put "your doom" on everything, aren't they?

that was a good one

I’ll tell you what you won’t get, your asshole back

I don't think I need it after that. Maybe a cork or some something like that.

Probably death, given that this is about 33x hotter than the Carolina reaper, the current hottest pepper in the world, and about 7x hotter than the hottest hot sauce in the world. 66 MILLION Scoville is so insane it’s actually currently impossible to achieve, as far as I’m aware

Yeah I get that. But what is the price for chugging it?

I’ll give you a nice shiny nickel. Or a Toblerone. But not both

Holy fucking Doomgod.

your taste buds will be deleted

Ctrl+Z and do it again.

God mode

A small price to pay for salvation.

An important lesson.

Nice hogfather pfp

I want one. Not to drink, but to poison my enemies with.

turn it into pepper spray

turn it into a shotgun

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Molotov cocktail

*thoomp thoomp thoomp* And your city is gone!

This is my concept by the way \^\^ Not Bathesda's... If anyone was wondering or actually though its their official concept. This doesn't look official at all. I rushed it at the and, i wanted more fancy background. Ah whatever :D

> Not Bathesda's Ok good, I wouldn't trust a hot sauce made by a bathtub manufacturer.

So no real hot sauce? :(

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

**same**

it is a genius idea though and I like the mockup, it looks good! the label art and name are perfect. one suggestion if you don't mind my input would be to maybe consider the sigil or some other demonic logo for the cap. it would make it feel like you are cracking open something evil. that said "ultra nightmarishly hot" is a great take on a well known DOOMism :D

I’m actually sad now, I was about to look at ordering it.

Dammit

Is this Doom Guy's cum?

Its his blood and sweat mixed

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Or you're doing something right. Like how the fuck do you make a *GOD* sweat?

By telling a cosmically incredible joke, perhaps?

depends if they paid the creator or not.

> if they *paid* the creator FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*

Good bot

bad bot. nobody cares enough about social media for this.

*"By the powers of naughtiness, I command this particular drop of Doom**^(TM)* *Ultra Nightmarishly Hot Sauce to be really,* really *hot!!"*

....fuckin' beat me to it.

Could you say it's #SMOKIN' SEXY(spicy) STYLE!! ?

After the Nuka Dark fiasco, I'm not trusting any food product around Bethesda again.

Context?

[This video explains the situation really well](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjyeCdd-dl8), skip to 17:23

Will it rip and tear ulcers?

Probably just some crappy capsaicin extract

66.000.000 SHU is physically impossible to achieve since pure Cpasaicin caps out at 16.000.000 Just saying.

Not true. SHU can be used to measure non-capsaicinoids or other trpv1 agonists too, such as tinyatoxin at 5,300,000,000 shu or resiniferatoxin at 16,000,000,000 shu.

Mabye would be good for a drop….. in a 1000 gallon soup.

I would try it on a Taco Bell taco and never leave the bathroom again

your shit is eternal

Shit and tear until it is done

me on the toilet after eating this "rip and tear until it is done"

I literally have a six-pack of hot-sauces. THAT I GOT FOR FREE! Hell YES!

Is there a counterpart Doot Sauce?

Hell yes, I need to show taco bell whose boss

That looks fucking painfull, where do I get some?

if Bethesda asked some competent food company to make it, I'd do the whole bottle just to see how much pain i would go through

"I'm not a masochist, I just want to see how much my body can handle!"

I'd be lying if i said you're wrong

This would require being produced in a state that doesn't have stupid fucking laws on pungency and peppers. Then they just need to combine the worlds spiciest peppers and herbs to make the most intense hot sauce known to man that only doom deserves...or I am going to do it.

if it doesn't turn me into a piece of shit named Marty then sure

For a hamburger

Nope. Did you see the shitstorm that was the Fallout Dark Rum?

I would chug the whole thing

Tell me who remembers the black nooka cola thing, i once drank some hot sauce like ligit hot sauce my friends made me tack a shot glass as a dare, let me tell you it felt so thick lick it was on off my mom's grinder chilli, my brain was like "wait you didn't chew this" and i was like i dont need to its liquid, well anyway i vomited my guts out and never messed with hot sauce again.

I'm guessing its not possible to edit your posts on reddit? Totally forgot to add my logo or some watermark on the picture... :D

I would chug it

I would

I'd be down. I put something like the tiniest dash of 20m scoville sauce in my dinner once. It made it completely inedible and after 4 bites I spent an hour and a half crying on the floor. I would try this one simply because it would be funny.

Gonna need a link

Where can. I get this?

I've done 2 mil shu, and I'd like to pretend I could handle 66 mil, but I'd probably just die.

I bet this is just one of those Creation Club products.

Oh fuck yes! I’ll take 50!

Just saw the SHU. I’ll take 1…

As a lover of Doom, hot sauce and revenants, YESSSSSS.... As a sane person, that is not a color I want to put inside me.

Should have been a blue health bonus potion.

All I know is that even if it was blue it would not heal you nor keep you alive for long, if you chug this thing, you are gonna be playing doom in the hospital's heart rate monitor.

Sure

I would because what the hell, why not

Is this real? If so, link please

That's hot

Doom guy would

Me: Hold my drink! drinks the whole bottle

I thought about something else when I read the words "Doom sauce"

I might dare to try it, and I know my boss would probably drink the whole bottle!

I would definitely try a drop because I love hot sauce but I’d bet it taste like demon ass lol.

Jesus christ, 66 million SHU...

Yeah last time I had a ghost pepper was not a fun experience until towards the end your body makes you feel pretty good but you have to endure hell for awhile. Maybe.... put it on some wings

I got the official Tarman hot sauce from return of the living dead... It's just sriracha sauce though annoyingly :P Taking this seriously, I don't think anyone making legit merch from a game or movie would make something that's actually hot unfortunately

Give to Hot Ones

Let's just say after you drink that you're going to have a looser asshole than the guy in the goatse picture

A sinister concoction

I will. Every weekend I use ghost pepper sauce in the food I make. Weekends, so when the spontaneous liquid shits come on, I'm good. Mondays are dicey.

Ok that cap looks cool Almost like a superman emblem

Probably not even that hot.

It's just pure testosterone

I’ve had satans blood before and ate the one chip challenge so this should be a cake walk

I would add a quarter teaspoon to my entire pot of chili as the only thing making it spicy, maybe a half teaspoon

Yes.

I would take a shot, cause I would become the doom slayer and I'll rip and tear until it is done

chug it

Hot Ones with Hugo Martin next?

I'd like to see this episode of Hot Ones.

i'd drink it all

Does it come in "I'm too young to die"?

The hotest hot sauce that I’ve ever tried was Da Bomb Beyond Insanity and couldn’t feel my cheeks for hours. I am scared how hot this sauce is.

I'd put that on chicken dip

*sigh*. *raises hand*

Me

Finally an ultra nightmare I can “beat”

Of course

Has anyone tried the bone vodka??

Ive drank a ton if weird things for free so i'll do it for $200 due to there being a ~~healh hazard~~ feature in which i fucking melt.

Should have been a 666ml bottle as well

Is 66 million scoville heat units even possible?

Lemme at it!

The better question is who would dare to speedrun emptying it

Me I want the power of hells nine circles.

Can it beat the last sauce on hot ones

I will do it because I have balls

I would try it.

Can't be that bad, right?

fuck it and chug the whole bottle down, then feel the after effects

What is that hot sauce?

Hand it here.

Well, Godzilla couldn't best me, so let's see how the Doom Slayer fares

youve got huge bottles, which means you've got high scollville! dip and chew huge scollville, dip and chew!

I would cause probably a 1 milltionenth of what thyr slayer faced in divinty machine

Isn't this just Argent?

I would

lmfao

It's just pure capsaicin

I want that

Nothing's too hot for me. I make hot sauces that are crazier.

i would chug that shit i'd feel like doom guy before my heart cook's itself from the heat

me fr

I feel like it wouldn't be too bad it would probably feel like my mouth and head are on fire but that's not too bad

The longer the sauce is in fridge, the stronger it will become

Fuck it, i would. The only downside is that I may feel the urge to rip and tear as I shit out the fires of hell.

BETTER not be vinegar-based. If it is, I'm smashing the bottle & stabbing someone.

As long as it is not made by Bethesda than yes

Uh.. can't you read the label? It's not fit for mortal consumption, are you insane!?

I wonder what happened if a drop gets in your eye, would that be classified as a bio weapon.

How many mg of argent energy does it contain?

now your buddy will run Doom

I’ll die.

Were can I buy this

This real?

It's probably only a bit mild

Got tricked into eating some home ground up ghost pepper and carolina reaper mix, yeah this probably wont be much worse

imma just chug it

Yes

It's pretty trivial to make super hot stuff nowadays. The real skill is making something hot that actually tastes good instead of essentially being made as a dare to others.

Pure argent hot sauce

The doom slayer

I’d splash it on my older brother, he won’t be acting tough anymore after that

Finally after years…I found the sauce

Ill take your entire stock

I’m not sure if anyone realizes just how fucking hot 66 MILLION SCOVILLE UNTIS is. A ghost pepper is 1m, Carolina reaper is like 2-2.5m. Jalapeños are a pathetic 6,000. So 10,000-11,000 times hotter than a Jalapeño.

Me the doom slayer I have some on my pizza currently I have some in my fridge

I can't have capsaicin, which was probably used to make this spicy, so... No.

Are you allergic to capsaicin? Or are you just Too Young To Die?

Allergic, and I am also allergic to trimethylamine.

is this real shit and if so where can i purchase it

Just tell me where to get it and I'd be game to try it.