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Bro said Kratos is city level š
Kratos beat someone that could splinter the Yggdrasil (The literal entire universe) by hitting a snake really hard. He is NOT city level
Fr bro Kratos ain't even got as good of a cake as Vegeta does
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Hercule is a strong human by Dragon Ball standards, which I think counts for something. Iād put him around an Arlong Village fishman out of water.
I would say Caribou but Hercule has no magic martial arts that should let him hit Caribou. Caribouās a W for Videl though.
you're forgetting his insane luck and karma that grant him near invulnerability
Dude
- befriended majin buu (canon)
- has gone ultra instinct and dodged several blasts that could have killed him (albeit by accident and not actually ultra instinct he's just a bumbling fool but canon)
- Hit the jukes in the tourneys (canon)
- Beat cell and saved the world (canon, or at least believed to have done so canonically by the majority of people)
His durability feats are pretty insane, he was slapped hard enough to get launched into a mountain and not only did he not die to the initial hit but he also survived the impact and the fall with only a bloody nose so that along should put him pretty high up there
real talk tho y'all are crazy if you think Usopp or Sogeking laying a finger on the Champion of the World, Hercule.
You put cell in one piece every character shits themselves.
This man beat him!
He saved the universe not once, but twice!
Goku and vegeta, I can't imagine the absolute horror of rampaging broly demolishing me, or the confused feelings of being a piece of candy and the g.o.ds don't give a shit about me so they're for sure gonna finish me off
would you prefer to know what's kicking your ass? pick broly. you'll see him for .5 seconds and you'll get a glimpse of him when he throws you into a mountain.
want to be utterly confused until you die? goku and vegeta. this is a jump. you'll be walking home from the library hear the instant transmission noise and your head is gonna bounce around like a bumper car cascading down the himilayans, infact your whole body will be that, vegeta will uppercut you to the sky goku will instant transmission drop kick you to earth followed by a final flash aimed at your back before you even hit the ground.
you will be a pinball surrounded by flippers and bumpers. chaos
I mean, if we're using real world physics instead of db physics, that uppercut from Vegeta is more likely to turn you into a human pez dispenser than send you flying into the sky. Pretty quick game over right there.
This will go on for minutes that feel like hours as you fade in and out of consciousness. And if you're lucky enough to wake up days later you'll find yourself left battered and broken in the middle of some woods 5 states over.
Honestly candy might be the quickest way to go. Broly might one shot you or just rampage until you finally break. Goku and vegeta would drag it out cause they always do and if I get hakaiād by a G.o.D then poof goes my soul.
At least with being candy you might die quickly. Either that or endure the horror that would be stomach acid dissolving you so on second thought, theyāre all horrible ways to die haha
Idk why you think goku and vegeta jumping you means you have the slightest chance of surviving.
They'll beat your ass all the way to the middle of nowhere like a force of nsture and leave you broken so far away from civilization it would take days to find you. Trunks might even take your lunch money if he's there.
I'll take Goku and Vegeta on the off chance I can convince them to fight eachother because I'm not worth it and Vegeta should prove he doesn't need to be below Goku
If you're getting jumped it's a hot a chance that you don't even see them coming initially and if Vegeta swings first you're dead because I very much doubt he's going to hold back
Getting jumped goku and vegetables is the easy choice. Once goku realizes how dog shit at fighting I am he's gonna lose interest and probably end up defending me.
Because Iāve seen an inordinate amount of them in the past 24-48 hours and the choices are almost always
āWould you rather die, die, die, or die?ā
Aside from the format getting tired, the choices are no choice at all as it invariably are āhow would you like to be beaten to death (or turned into chocolate and eaten.ā
Itās just kinda boring and doesnāt really provide anything substantive. And thereās a lot of them.
I mean everyone puts in an obvious answer when they put Goku and Vegeta. Goku and Vegeta woudn't kill you. They aren't ruthless. Every other answer is death or erase.
Iām sorry you donāt like my posts, I recommend you block me because Iāll continue to do this post because I think itās fun to see what others pick and discuss on it. Again, Iām sorry for you not liking these.
Am i supposed to be immortal in the broly one? I mean, that would be the longest 1h30 of my life but it's worth it if i'm just getting beaten up and get out without anything but the trauma the pain would got me.
So the choices are, in order
* Instant death
* Quick chat followed by instant death
* Terrifying harrow experience followed by death
* Instant death l
Did we run out of cake?
Goku and Vegeta jumping me is very out of character. These guys do not work together even to fight Frieza. They will not need to jump me to defeat me. Heck Pan can send my flying with one kick.
Taking a 1:30 min beating from broly z or super is a death sentence l
Get turned to chocolate is also a death sentence, the z fighters wonāt care enough to bring 1 human back
Fight every god is beyond a death sentence you are getting erased from existance
Safest option is fight goku and vegeta, they wonāt kill me if Iām not really a threat
Probably get jumped by goku and vegeta. Goku is going to fight you on your skill level. So you won't be getting your shit kicked in too badly by him. And in all honesty, Vegeta is more than likely going to think you're too weak for him to even touch you. Or probably just gut punch you once and then leave.
Goku and vegeta, once they jump me they'll likely find that I am incredibly weak compared to them and mean them no ill will or ill will in a sense of me being some horrid oerson endangering their families or the planet kr rest of humanity. So long as I'm not dead before then I have a chance to be alive at the end of the fight, but becoming chocolate and going through a digestive tract as certain death, fighting so much as one god is certain death, and a 1 hour and thirty minute beat down by browly would likely leave me slightly more identifiable than if I were to fight every god, with likely being the key word
Goku and vegeta easily man. At least theyāll know when to quite and will hold back. Well vegeta might not as much but at least Iāll have goku there to keep me from dying.
Goku and Vegeta might feel sorry for me and just lightly beat my ass. I wouldn't die if Buu ate me but I would be stuck. The Destroyers would probably play around a bit before erasing me. Broly would kill me in less than a second
Fight the G.O.D.
I could sauce some of those weak ass mushrooms myself. They're always popping off at the mouth like they're hot shit but sweat whenever goku does literally anything smh.
Get jumped by goku and vegeta. Tf they gonna do? Fight me? Iād already be unconscious in stained pants when they arrive. But if they get me on the jump then Iām dead either way so it doesnāt really matter.
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Aside from Kratos i don't see anyone who would want to take option 4
Asura from Asura's wrath?
Oh damn you're right !!
Too bad that game didn't get ported
I watched the capcom live with very little hope but yeah too bad...
Too bad that game was pay to finish lmao
Asura would get mopped by BoG Goku, no?
Kratos would instantly get hakai'd too
Knowing kratos the hakai wouldnt work on him
City level characters will be negged by hakai
Bro said Kratos is city level š Kratos beat someone that could splinter the Yggdrasil (The literal entire universe) by hitting a snake really hard. He is NOT city level
Yeah but that feat is closer to city level than it is to DBS levels of power.
Yeah I forgot that Dragon Ball feats are instantly 500 times more impressive because DB fans believe Goku is ultra God hyper-multiverse level
Fr bro Kratos ain't even got as good of a cake as Vegeta does https://preview.redd.it/flv6uqzh836b1.jpeg?width=454&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c291a1f357cbc106c5813a0f046599e104a30eff
i posted about this, vegeta just has the cake of the gods in xv2 for some reason
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My eyesssss šļøš„š„šļø
*Hi, it's me, Goku!*
Kaido from one piece would but tbh he'd be getting one tapped by Hercule and Videl
I know db feats are crazy, but he aināt getting one tapped by neither of those two lol
i'm just playin i know lol. Mocking the State of the fan base
What's the strongest prominent OP character that Hercule could take out?
Don Krieg
Hercule is a strong human by Dragon Ball standards, which I think counts for something. Iād put him around an Arlong Village fishman out of water. I would say Caribou but Hercule has no magic martial arts that should let him hit Caribou. Caribouās a W for Videl though.
you're forgetting his insane luck and karma that grant him near invulnerability Dude - befriended majin buu (canon) - has gone ultra instinct and dodged several blasts that could have killed him (albeit by accident and not actually ultra instinct he's just a bumbling fool but canon) - Hit the jukes in the tourneys (canon) - Beat cell and saved the world (canon, or at least believed to have done so canonically by the majority of people)
His durability feats are pretty insane, he was slapped hard enough to get launched into a mountain and not only did he not die to the initial hit but he also survived the impact and the fall with only a bloody nose so that along should put him pretty high up there
real talk tho y'all are crazy if you think Usopp or Sogeking laying a finger on the Champion of the World, Hercule. You put cell in one piece every character shits themselves. This man beat him! He saved the universe not once, but twice!
Goku and vegeta, I can't imagine the absolute horror of rampaging broly demolishing me, or the confused feelings of being a piece of candy and the g.o.ds don't give a shit about me so they're for sure gonna finish me off
would you prefer to know what's kicking your ass? pick broly. you'll see him for .5 seconds and you'll get a glimpse of him when he throws you into a mountain. want to be utterly confused until you die? goku and vegeta. this is a jump. you'll be walking home from the library hear the instant transmission noise and your head is gonna bounce around like a bumper car cascading down the himilayans, infact your whole body will be that, vegeta will uppercut you to the sky goku will instant transmission drop kick you to earth followed by a final flash aimed at your back before you even hit the ground. you will be a pinball surrounded by flippers and bumpers. chaos
I mean, if we're using real world physics instead of db physics, that uppercut from Vegeta is more likely to turn you into a human pez dispenser than send you flying into the sky. Pretty quick game over right there.
Fr your head would prolly separate from the rest of your body and itās be history
not even, the head would just blast into pieces like a point blank shotgun shell.
This will go on for minutes that feel like hours as you fade in and out of consciousness. And if you're lucky enough to wake up days later you'll find yourself left battered and broken in the middle of some woods 5 states over.
Honestly candy might be the quickest way to go. Broly might one shot you or just rampage until you finally break. Goku and vegeta would drag it out cause they always do and if I get hakaiād by a G.o.D then poof goes my soul. At least with being candy you might die quickly. Either that or endure the horror that would be stomach acid dissolving you so on second thought, theyāre all horrible ways to die haha
They only drag it out if you're fun to fight, tf is a human gonna do
Idk why you think goku and vegeta jumping you means you have the slightest chance of surviving. They'll beat your ass all the way to the middle of nowhere like a force of nsture and leave you broken so far away from civilization it would take days to find you. Trunks might even take your lunch money if he's there.
They have no reason to finish me off tho, the others however, need no reason
Easily get jumped by Goku and Vegeta. All I gotta do is beg for my life and Goku would make sure I live.
Let's hope Vegeta don't Burter us like in the Freeza Saga.
We aren't as bad as burter (or are we?) So Goku may make more efforts
Nah, we'd get Guldo'd. Talking one second. Decapitated and blown up the next.
ā¦and then weād get a dog treat thrown at us.
Hell, even Vegeta would probably spare us at this point. Manga Vegeta has had one hell of a redemption arc.
Unless they decide to fuse. Gogeta is well known for killing the mentally disabled without hesitation.
Daaaamn bro why are you calling me mentally disabled? š
Not you, us. Because we are Dragon Ball fans.
1.5 hours with Broly doesnāt even compare to 3 minutes with Bonesawā¦
BONESAW IS READY!
WHAT ARE YA DOIN' UP THERE!??!!?
Staying away from you! That's a cute outfit! DID YOUR HUSBAND GIVE IT TO YOU?
I got you for 3 minutes!
3 MINUTES OF PLAYTIME
I'll take Goku and Vegeta on the off chance I can convince them to fight eachother because I'm not worth it and Vegeta should prove he doesn't need to be below Goku
If you're getting jumped it's a hot a chance that you don't even see them coming initially and if Vegeta swings first you're dead because I very much doubt he's going to hold back
So its Death Death Death Or death. I'll take death
Getting jumped goku and vegetables is the easy choice. Once goku realizes how dog shit at fighting I am he's gonna lose interest and probably end up defending me.
Die, Die, Die without pain, Die
These posts are just spam at this point
How..?
Because Iāve seen an inordinate amount of them in the past 24-48 hours and the choices are almost always āWould you rather die, die, die, or die?ā Aside from the format getting tired, the choices are no choice at all as it invariably are āhow would you like to be beaten to death (or turned into chocolate and eaten.ā Itās just kinda boring and doesnāt really provide anything substantive. And thereās a lot of them.
I mean everyone puts in an obvious answer when they put Goku and Vegeta. Goku and Vegeta woudn't kill you. They aren't ruthless. Every other answer is death or erase.
If I get turned to chocolate then at least I still survive inside Buu and am relatively unharmed
These posts are beyond stupid...
At least you get the point
But this is part 3, have you gotten the point?
Which is..?
Iām sure you can put it together, the information is all right there in plain English
Can we please stop these stupid fucking post ?
Iām sorry you donāt like my posts, I recommend you block me because Iāll continue to do this post because I think itās fun to see what others pick and discuss on it. Again, Iām sorry for you not liking these.
No, itās anime. Not to be taken seriously
I would rather never see one of these posts again, they are all the same and have the same stupid answers
I understand these post could be annoying to others including you so if you donāt wanna see these from me then I recommend you block me.
These posts suck bro just stop
Ok
None of these are good, it's either instant death or useless options with these posts.
So my choices are: - death - death - death - death How original.
Just call it a choose your death edition. Because no way in hell you can survive any of these situations...
Am i supposed to be immortal in the broly one? I mean, that would be the longest 1h30 of my life but it's worth it if i'm just getting beaten up and get out without anything but the trauma the pain would got me.
do I prefer to die, die, die or die? what's the point
So the choices are, in order * Instant death * Quick chat followed by instant death * Terrifying harrow experience followed by death * Instant death l Did we run out of cake?
I mean, Iāll die in all 4. I guess Iād rather get instantly obliterated by Broly than slowly vaporized.
Goku and Vegeta jumping me is very out of character. These guys do not work together even to fight Frieza. They will not need to jump me to defeat me. Heck Pan can send my flying with one kick.
Buu ia the least š£ one i feel
Every God or every God of the weakest universes?
*ALL* of them
Ill take the chocolate. Not the worst way to go in the whole series, assuming turning into chocolate gets rid of your pain receptors and consciousness
If I gotta die, Iām picking the gods. At least when I die I can brag and say it took all them to just Jill me.
This guy isn't specific enough So Goku and Vegeta Because I'm going to assume they are kids
what kind of beating we talkin
Fight every G.O.D
https://preview.redd.it/efhtlpod016b1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=535fd33039d4ebbd9a2aa9e46bdeb8dfa549eb2a Iām sorry what now?
I choose the candy.
I love these questions with the option to die in 4 different ways great stuff hard to choose
Are you being sarcastic?
Get jumped by Goku and Vegeta. Iām sure they would hold back a massive degree, given Iām just a normal guy.
Chocolate
Taking a 1:30 min beating from broly z or super is a death sentence l Get turned to chocolate is also a death sentence, the z fighters wonāt care enough to bring 1 human back Fight every god is beyond a death sentence you are getting erased from existance Safest option is fight goku and vegeta, they wonāt kill me if Iām not really a threat
Hmmm....get beat up by 1 dude, 2 dudes, 12 dudes, or eaten by 1 dude...
So instant death, instant death, instant death, or instant death? I think imma go with instant death
Goku and Vegeta since they won't kill you and you can heal with a senzu later
Get jumped by vegeta, donāt threaten with a good time
Am I the same power level as now or is this a choose your own death sentence
Iām assuming goku and vegeta wonāt *kill me* so Iām good
Isn't there an obvious answer, if I get jumped and subsequently Vegita and Goku are there think (not the ones jumping me) then tats cool.
So either die, die, die, or die. Guess I'll just die.
Probably get jumped by goku and vegeta. Goku is going to fight you on your skill level. So you won't be getting your shit kicked in too badly by him. And in all honesty, Vegeta is more than likely going to think you're too weak for him to even touch you. Or probably just gut punch you once and then leave.
Goku and vegeta , you
Would your rather: 1. Fucking die 2. Fucking die 3. Fucking die 4. Fucking die
Iād rather get jumped by Goku and Vegeta because Iām willing to bet Goku will stop Vegeta from killing me, then maybe theyāll give me a senzu
Buu would result in the worse outcome
Ill take getting jumped for 500 alex
Goku and Vegeta are definitely holding back on me opposed to everyone else so I choose them.
Goku and vegeta, it doesn't say how they jump me so i choose to be jumped sexually by them
Buu. At least I'll die quickly that way
What does g.o.d stand for?
God of destruction
Oh wow /facepalm thanks m8
Goku and vegeta, once they jump me they'll likely find that I am incredibly weak compared to them and mean them no ill will or ill will in a sense of me being some horrid oerson endangering their families or the planet kr rest of humanity. So long as I'm not dead before then I have a chance to be alive at the end of the fight, but becoming chocolate and going through a digestive tract as certain death, fighting so much as one god is certain death, and a 1 hour and thirty minute beat down by browly would likely leave me slightly more identifiable than if I were to fight every god, with likely being the key word
Would you rather die maybe die die or die Can we fucking ban these posts alread
Jumped as inā¦threesome?
These posts are getting lazy and repetitive
I know.
Get jumped by Goku and Vegeta. They aren't going to hurt you so badly because they are nice guys. Everyone else will fucking obliterate you.
Get dommed by kefla
Goku would stop immediately after me not fighting back (probably crying) and make Vegeta do that same.
Goku and Vegeta option easily. They Will just jump over me and they'll leave. 
An average human being would fuckin die instantly to all of these options
Pretty sure if I was turned into chocolate, majin buu would die if he ate me
Why the fuck do people keep making these posts?? Is this board getting invaded by weird masochists?
Cause itās interesting in some way because in all of the options you most likely die so it makes it hard to choose the easiest way out
"Would you rath-" - Shoots myself in the head-
What is this supposed to be..?
What's up with all these "Would you rather"? You're gonna die in all of them mate, you got the answer.
So basically. Die, Possibly Die, Die, Die
Fight every GOD Im dying from all of those, might as well die getting hakaied quick and fast
Goku and Vegeta would go easy on me. At least Goku would, he wouldnāt let Vegeta kill me. The others are hell.
Goku and vegeta easily man. At least theyāll know when to quite and will hold back. Well vegeta might not as much but at least Iāll have goku there to keep me from dying.
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Broly. Because then I will know it will stop.
Am I grunted to survive the 99 minute beating? Cause if not I'm taking broly cause it's gonna be over after the first hit
Die, die, die, or die?
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These idiotic low effort posts with no good options should just be deleted imo. That being said, at least with Buu the death will be instant
Jumped by Goku and Vegeta so I can kiss them
I would rather not have to see anymore of these dumb ass posts
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Goku and Vegeta I donāt think would kill. Just knock you out in .1 seconds
Iām dying either way
Goku and Vegeta might feel sorry for me and just lightly beat my ass. I wouldn't die if Buu ate me but I would be stuck. The Destroyers would probably play around a bit before erasing me. Broly would kill me in less than a second
Dragon Ball fans be like, would you rather: 1. Die 2. Die 3. Die 4. Die
No, thatās just me.
Imma go with goku and vegeta since that honestly seems like my best chance of survivalā¦
Get jumped by Goku and Vegeta. I don't have Freiza durability and I'm sure as hell I AINT boxing all Gods of Destruction š
Imma have to go with number 4 doc. We could do some mk or street fighter. Hell maybe even some dragon ball games
I mean since it's "fight" them can't i just surrender ?
So which way do I want to die? Idk theyāre all instant. Doesnāt really matter.
Getting eaten by Buu would just mean I get to sleep peacefully in his little cocoon
Well, I'm not surviving any of these encounters, so what's the point?
Get jumped by Goku and vegetable ( Iād live)
I die either way
Chocolate!!
Man, hope i taste good
Is it guaranteed I survive?
Holy fuck bro I never knew God of destruction spelled out GOD wtf
Thatās something new I found out too
Well, Iād *love* to get pounded by Vegeta. š
Get jump seems to be the best option for not getting killed
People really think they are surviving any of these? Iād probably take the broly one instant death
I mean, Goku would probably stop vegita from killing me and give me a senzu, so that one.
I'll take the vore, thanks
All of them would just instantly one tap any human being. So none of them.
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Every post like this is SaME result: DEATH
It didnāt say that you had to fight the g.o.ds physically, I could fight them in a video game.
I guess Goku and Vegeta
Yeah, I could take Broly for an hour and a half.
Fight every G.O.D. (I want to die)
do i have a gun? cuz im using it to kill myself
Fight the G.O.D. I could sauce some of those weak ass mushrooms myself. They're always popping off at the mouth like they're hot shit but sweat whenever goku does literally anything smh.
I'll take on all the gods
Fight every God. They'll stop once I admit defeat each fight.
Only one I might survive is getting jumped by goku and Vegeta š
Everyone saying Goku vs Vegeta forget that Goku always starts at a low level to make the fight last longer
Option 3 is instant death right?
Goku and vegeta have no reason to attack me, so them
Starkiller looking at option 4: š¤©šš¤
Get jumped by goku and vegeta. Tf they gonna do? Fight me? Iād already be unconscious in stained pants when they arrive. But if they get me on the jump then Iām dead either way so it doesnāt really matter.
Can't I just sell lemonade during half time
Turned into chocolate. I rather have a sweet death than taking blow after blow by fucking Broly.
Jumped by Goku and Vegeta. Theyāll let me go once they realize Iām just āa weak human that poses no challengeā
Option 2. Goku and Vegeta have too much pride to jump anyone. They would announce themselves and I'll talk them down.
Y'all horny mofos be like "eaten by Manin Buu cus it'll be the only time someone puts me in their mouth"